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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I'M ANDY LEVY IN FOR GREG
GUTFELD WHO TORE HIS ACL DOING
THE HARLEM SHAKE.
LET'S GO TO GAVIN McGUINNESS
FOR OUR PRE GAME PRESIDENT
ARE.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
WHAT'S UP, AMERICA?
THANKS FOR STAYING UP WAY PAST
YOUR BEDTIME, OR LEARNING TO
WORK AVR.
TONIGHT SUGAR GETS A BAILOUT
AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GETS A
PASS.
ALSO, VERONICA MARS HAS
REINVENTED CAPITALISM AND
TECHNOLOGY IS RUINING OUR
LIVES.
STAY TUNED AND LEARN THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYPERBOLE
AND REAL LIFE INFORMATION.
>> THANKS, GAVIN.
I THINK IT WILL BE MORE OF THE
FORMER AND LESS OF THE LATTER
IS MY GUESS.
>> THAT'S USUALLY THE
PATTERN.
>> GET TO WORK.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS.
I AM HERE WITH LAUREN SIVAN
HERE FROM KTTV IN LOS
ANGELES.
AND A FIRST TIME GUEST, JENNI
JOHNSON.
>> WORD UP.
>> AND BILL SCHULZ, AKA, THE
CONDOR.
AND NEXT TO ME SHERROD SMALL.
>> MY HAMSTER DIED.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LDED.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
GET READY FOR THE LAST,
EVERYONE.
>> NICE.
WILL A GOVERNMENT FIX RAISE
THE PRICE OF TWIX?
THE USDA IS CONSIDERING A
SUGAR BAILOUT BY -- BUYING
400,000 TONS OF THE STUFF TO
LIMIT SUPPLY AND RAISE
PRICES.
THE MOVE WOULD HELP SUGAR
PRODUCERS PAY BACK GOVERNMENT
LOANS.
BUT IT WOULD LIFT PRICES FOR
CANDY MAKERS LIKE HERSHEY,
NESTLE AND HERSHEY WHICH MEANS
AMERICANS WOULD HAVE
MORE FOR THEIR BUTTERFINGER.
BIG SUGAR HAS LONG GOTTEN A
HAND FROM UNCLE SAM AND IT
COST THE COUNTRY A FEW BILLION
DOLLARS AND 20,000 JOBS
ANNUALLY.
IN OTHER WORDS, PER YEAR.
NO MATTER WHAT, FOX NEWS
CHOCOLATE WILL REMAIN FREE.
STUPID RAT DOESN'T KNOW IT IS
25 YEARS OLD.
LAUREN, HI.
>> HI, ANDY.
>> ON THE ONE HAND YOU HAVE
PEOPLE LIKE THE FIRST LADY,
NEW YORK CITY'S MAYOR TELLING
US TO BE HEALTHIER.
ON THE OTHER HAND GOVERNMENT
IS SUBSIDIZING BIG SUGAR.
PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
>> I CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL OF THE
FANCY FINANCIAL TALK.
THE ONLY THING I REALLY TOOK
FROM THIS IS THEY SAID THE BIG
LOSERS HERE WOULD BE THE CANDY
COMPANIES.
WHO DEPENDS ON THE CANDY
COMPANIES?
THE BIGGEST LOSERS ARE THE
PEDOPHILES THAT RELY ON THE
CANDY, RIGHT?
>> THAT IS DEFINITELY YOUR
WAY.
>> YOU WANTED ME TO WORK
MICHELLE OBAMA IN, DIDN'T
YOU?
>> WELL, YES, MAYBE IMPEACHING
THE FIRST LADY?
>> WE WILL PUT IN AN EDIT.
>> I FIGURE.
>> SHERROD, YOU WERE SAYING IN
THE GREEN ROOM THAT YOU WOULD
GO OFF IF THEY RAISE THE PRICE
OF THE KIT-KAT.
>> I DON'T LIKE THE PRICE TO
GO UP BECAUSE I ENJOY A NICE
KIT-KAT AND A SNICKERS, IF YOU
WILL.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY
ARE TRYING TO MANIPULATE THE
SUGAR PRICE.
>> TO HELP THE BIG SUGAR.
>> TO HELP THE BIG SUGAR
COMPANIES PAY BACK A LOAN THEY
GOVERNMENT FROM THE
GOVERNMENT.
WE ARE THE GOVERNMENT, RIGHT?
>> YOU ARE SO NAIVE, SHERROD.
IT DOES PRESIDENT WORK THAT
WAY ANYMORE -- IT DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY.
>> WE DON'T GET ANY MONEY?
>> NOT FOR SIX YEARS.
WE WANT TO YOU PAY US FOR THE
PRIVILEGE OF SITTING HERE.
>> JENNI, HOW MANY NEWS
OUTLETS INCLUDED THE PHRASE
"SWEET DEAL" WHEN THEY
REPORTED IT.
>> I WOULD SAY MOST OF THEM.
I WOULD SAY THE MAJORITY
PROBABLY.
YOU KNOW, WHO CARES?
IT IS SUGAR.
THERE IS PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT
WON'T CARE.
>> ABOUT SUGAR?
>> ABOUT SUGAR.
>> EVERYONE CARES ABOUT
SUGAR.
HOW ABOUT THE DIABETIC JONAS
BROTHER?
THEIR FEET WILL FALL OF ON.
>> SO WE ARE SAVING THE JONAS
BROTHERS?
>> JUST THE ONE.
>> OH, JUST THE ONE.
>> THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE LEB
LEB -- HAVE LEPRACY?
>> BILL, CAN I GET SERIOUS FOR
A MINUTE HERE?
I WANT TO GET SERIOUS.
WILL WE SEE A REPEAT OF THE
GREAT SUGAR CRISIS OF 1985?
>> YES, I REMEMBER 85.
I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT THIS.
AND THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE
TALKING ABOUT SUGAR, SUGAR.
THEY WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT
BOOGER SUGAR.
I HAVE A MARCH MADNESS DEAL
GOING ON.
BUY ONE GRAM AND THE SECOND IS
FREE.
REACH ME THROUGH FOX NEWS.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE
GREAT SUGAR CRISIS OF85.
>> I HAVE TO SUPPLEMENT THE
INCOME OVER HERE.
>> LAUREN, YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
YOU CAN NAME YOUR FAVORITE
CANDY OR PUNCH BILL IN THE
FACE.
>> LEFT SIDE OR RIGHT SIDE?
>> CAN I REALLY PUNCH HIM?
>> THAT WOULD BE UP TO HIM.
I AM JUST MAKING UP
QUESTIONS.
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
LIKE CANDY.
I LIKE TO DRINK MICHAEL RES.
MY CALORIES.
WHEN I HEAR CANDY WILL BECOME
MORE EXPENSIVE, ALL OF A
SUDDEN I AM INTRIGUED.
I LOVE EXPENSIVE.
>> A KIT-KAT WILL BE A
GODIVA.
>> TOUCHE.
>> LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
>> FROM MARS TO STARS.
DO WE NOT ASSAIL IF THEY ARE
MALE?
SO THE THEORY GOES AMONG
CELEBS MEN HAVE IT EASIER THAN
WOMEN.
ADDING TO THE ARGUMENT AND
COMPARES THE ALBUMS FROM
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND
BEYONCE.
BOTH POP SINGERS RELENTLESSLY
SELF-PROMOTE AND
SELF-CONGRATULATE WHILE THEIR
RECORDS UNDER WELL MED YET JT
IS RECEIVED ENTHUSIASTICALLY
AND SHE IS RAKED OVER THE
COALS.
SHE SAYS FAMOUS DUDES GET A
HALL PASS, BUT THE TAYLOR
SWIFTS OF THE WORLD ARE
SUBJECT TO FEMALE HATE
OUTBURSTS OR FHO'S.
SHE SAYS IT IS HARD TO THINK
OF A MALE CELEBRITY TO THINK
OF WHAT THESE WOMEN HAVE BEEN
THROUGH IN THE LAST FEW
MONTHS.
>> FLAVA-FLAVE.
>> NO.
NO.
>> THAT WAS GARY BUSEY.
DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT WAS
GARY?
>> JENNI, OBVIOUSLY HAVE I TO
SAY THIS.
ANYTIME WE DO A STORY ABOUT JT
AND I HAVE TO TAKE MYSELF OUT
OF THE CON VOW BECAUSE THEY
ARE CLOSE FRIENDS.
DO MALE CELEBS GET TREATED
DIFFERENTLY?
>> I DON'T THINK THAT THAT IS
TRUE.
I THINK THERE ARE PLENTY OF
ANNOYING WOMEN.
I THINK TAYLOR SWIFT WRITES A
SONG, I TOUCHED YOUR [BLEEP]
AND YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.
THAT'S FINE AND CUTE, BUT IT
IS ANNOYING.
I DON'T THINK BEYONCE IS
ANNOYING.
THAT'S WHY SHE IS GETTING
BROKEN UP WITH.
>> VERY FRUSTRATING.
>> SO WEIRD.
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS SHOW
WOULD BE THE ONE TO GO OFF THE
RAIL.
>> HAVE YOU YOUR ANNE
HATHAWAY.
SHE WORE A BRIDESMAID DRESS TO
THE OSCARS.
IT IS ANNOYING.
I DON'T BELIEVE BEYONCE TO BE
ANNOYING.
>> THERE IS SOMETHING
UNLIKEABLE ABOUT APP
HATHAWAY -- ANNE HATHAWAY
THOUGH.
>> SHE IS THE ONE YOUR PARENTS
WOULD MAKE YOU INVITE TO YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
>> I AGREE WITH WHAT THEY ARE
SAYING.
SHE SAYS PEOPLE LIKE BEYONCE
GETS DUMPED ON, BUT MOST OF
THE THINGS I READ ABOUT HER
ARE POSITIVE.
YOU CAN'T SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT
DUNHAM OR YOU GET IT.
I DON'T THINK SHE IS RIGHT.
>> THE WHOLE ARTICLE IS ABOUT
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
I SEE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AS THE
ANDERSON COOPER OF THE MUSIC
INDUSTRY.
ANDERSON COOPER STARTED OFF
COOL WITH THE BLACK T-SHIRT
AND UNARING AROUND HAITI AND
THEN HE GOT THE TALK SHOW
WHERE HE IS SCOLDING WELL-FED
PAGEANT MOMS.
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE
NEW YEAR'S EVE NONSENSE AND
PRETEND IT IS OKAY.
TOM BROKAW WOULDN'T GET AWAY
WITH THAT.
BUT HE IS ANDERSON COOPER AND
WE HAVE TO LOVE HIM.
AMERICA LOVES ANDERSON
COOPER.
>> ANDERSON COPER IS A
VANDERBILT.
LET'S REMEMBER THAT.
>> DO YOU THINK JT COULD BE
TALENTED, AND IF YOU HAVE HIS
NUMBER CAN WE HANG OUT AFTER
THE SHOW?
>> IT COULD BE, BUT PEOPLE
DON'T THINK JT GETS ENOUGH
SLACK DON'T READ MY TWEETS.
I ATTACK THEM EQUALLY,
BEYONCE, JT, I DON'T SEPARATE
THE SEXES.
>> YOU DO SEPARATE THE RACES
THOUGH.
>> ONLY EAST ASIANS.
>> YOU ARE VERY SPECIFIC.
PARTICULARLY A VILLAGE IN
THAILAND.
I WAS A ***.
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY
THAT.
IT WAS IMPLIED.
>> THANK YOU FOR CONNECTING
THOSE DOTS FOR US.
>> BILL, A STUDY HAS SHOWN
THAT ONLY CHRIS BROWN HAS A
LOWER LIKE ABILITY FACTOR THAN
YOU.
THOUGHTS?
>> I SOMEHOW KNEW BROWN AND I
WOULD BE ENTER TWINED.
WE IN THE HACK INDUSTRY LIKE
TO CALL THIS A COLUMN YOU
WRITE BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY GET
THE FACTS.
YOU COME UP WITH A HIGH --
HYPOTHESIS AND THEN YOU CAN
FINDAL OF THESE THINGS YOU CAN
THROW IN THIS SALAD TO MAKE IT
WORK.
THERE ARE COMPARISONS.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS AN OKAY
ACTOR AND MUSE CLEAR GIFTED AS
IS ANNE HATHAWAY AND TAYLOR
SWIFT.
AT ONE POINT THEY ALL BROUGHT
SEXY BACK.
THERE IS ONE DIFFERENCE.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS FUNNY.
THAT'S IT.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
GENDER.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS FUNNY.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT
FROM?
HIS TWEETS?
>> HIS TWEETS ARE HILL
HILARIOUS.
THEY ARE WAY BETTER THAN
SHERROD'S.
GEE HE MAY NOT BE A COMEDIAN,
BUT HE CAN DELIVER.
>> TAYLOR SWIFT COULD NOT TAKE
HERSELF MORE SERIOUSLY, AND
LET'S SEE WHO WAS MAKING FUN
OF TAYLOR SWIFT, TINA FEY AND
AMY POHLER.
WHO MAKES FUN OF THEM?
NO ONE.
STOP READING VULTURE.COM AND
START READING CONDOR .ORG.
>> WE JUST GOT SERVED.
>> MY THEORY STANDS.
>> IF YOU ARE FUNNY YOU CAN
GET AWAY WITH BEING
OBNOXIOUS.
THE FACT HE IS A BIT HUMOROUS
TAKES HIM BETTER THAN I TAKE
MYSELF SO SERIOUSLY BEYONCE
AND MORBIDLY SERIOUS ANNE
HATHAWAY AND I DON'T GIVE AN F
TAYLOR SWIFT.
>> SHE WRITES TAYLOR SWIFT,
QUOTE, GETS UNFAIRLY MENTIONED
FOR TALKING ABOUT A PAST
RELATIONSHIP IN A SONG."
NOT EVERY SONG IS ABOUT HOW
CRAPPY AN EXWAS.
>> WHICH DO YOU THINK WAS JAKE
GYLLENHALL.
>> AND SHE THINKS THAT JAMES
FRANCO GETS A FREE PASS.
>> THAT IDIOT?
I AM A BELIEVER, BUT A LOT OF
PEOPLE AREN'T THEY MAKE FUN OF
HIM CONSTANTLY.
>> I HATE JAMES FRANCO I AM A
BIG FAN OF HIS BROTHER.
I DON'T WANT TO PUT ANY ENERGY
HIS WAY.
>>> LET'S MOVE ON.
FROM TIMBERLAKE BEATS TO BOX
OFFICE ZEETS.
FANS OF VERONICA MORRIS
BROUGHT THE CANCELED TV SHOW
TO THE BIG SCREEN 12 HOURS
AFTER THE FUNDRAISER WAS
ANNOUNCED.
IT WAS A STUDENT WHO SOLVED
CRIME IN HER SPARE TIME.
ON WEDNESDAY ROB THOMAS
ALERTED SUPPORTERS THAT WARNER
BROTHERS WOULD LET HIM SEEK
DONATIONS FOR THE MOVIE
PROJECT AND THEY NEEDED $2
MILLION IN 30 DAYS.
IT TOOK THEM LESS THAN 1/30 OF
THAT TIME.
THEY TWEETED ECCSTATICLY, I
LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE SPECTACULAR.
I AM SPEECHLESS.
>> HILARIOUS.
>> Reporter: MEANWHILE, THEY
BEGGED THE FREE LOADING SEA
LION .
THE CAT GETS NOTHING AND
VERONICA MORRIS GETS MONEY.
>> DID THEY REALLY?
>> GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
>> SHERROD --
>> IT IS LIKE CELEBRATING A
NEW POPE.
>> DO WHAT -- DO WHITE PEOPLE
HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY?
>> DON'T PUT THIS ON WHITE
PEOPLE.
IT IS ABOUT THE GIRLS.
IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND SHE
WANTED TO WATCH THE SHOW.
I AM A BIG FAN OF CHRISTIAN
BELL.
SHE IS GREAT ON "HOUSE OF
LIES."
BRING BACK THE MOVES, WHY
NOT?
BRING IT BACK.
>> THAT WAS A LAME ANSWER.
>> I'LL THROW $5 IN.
BRING IT BACK.
>> LAUREN, HOLLYWOOD INSIDERS
ARE CLAIMING THAT THIS --
>> ARE YOU NOT CALLING ME A
HOLLYWOOD INSIDER.
>> NO.
>> YOU LIVE IN WEST
HOLLYWOOD.
CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> ACTUAL HOLLYWOOD INSIDERS
ARE SAYING THE CROWD SOURCING
COULD CHANGE THE INDUSTRY.
AGREE, DISAGREE OR THINKING
ABOUT A NAP?
>> I USUALLY AM JUST HUMMING
YANKEE DOODLE IN MY HEAD.
I DO HAVE A POINT.
WHAT DID THEY RAISE $2
MILLION?
>> 2.9 IS WHAT I SAW.
>> AMERICA, WE CAN'T PREVENT A
CATACLYSMIC SEQUESTER.
IT WAS BLACK DEATH HEADED OUR
WAY.
NO ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT
THAT.
BUT THIS SHOW NEEDED TO BE
SAVED.
THERE WERE $2 MILLION OF
QUIRKY, SNARKY, HIGH SCHOOL
DETECTIVES.
THAT'S WHAT WE GOT BEHIND AND
RALLIED.
>> IT IS REALLY ONE GIRL'S
JOURNEY TO ADULTHOOD.
>> AS A FORMER TEEN DETECTIVE,
I KNOW ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT
THIS, DO YOU THINK FANS PAYING
STUDIOS TO MAKE MOVIES IS THE
WAVE OF THE FUTURE?
>> IT IS GOING TO -- TO ME IT
IS ABOUT AS MUCH PULL AS THE
NICKELODEON KIDS CHOICE
AWARDS.
YOU ARE HAVING A BUNCH OF KIDS
THAT ARE GIVEN THEIR ALLOWANCE
SO VERONICA MARS CAN SOLVE WHO
TOOK A DUMP IN THE BATH M
RUE.
IT IS THOUGHT FOR ME.
-- IN THE BATHROOM.
IT IS NOT FOR ME.
>> I CAN TELL YOU WERE A BIG
FAN OF THE SHOW.
CLEARLY YOU KNOW THEM ALL BY
HEART.
>> SOILER ALERT, IT WAS
SHERROD.
IT IS ALWAYS SHERROD.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR THE VERONICA
MARS MOVIE, COUGHED AN EAT
ETHIOPIAN CHILD.
>> VERONICA CAN SOLVE A
CRIME.
>> THE COST OF A CUP OF COFFEE
A DAY.
>> AND NOW THAT KID CAN ENJOY
VERONICA MARS.
>> WHILE STARVING.
YOU CAN'T EAT FILM.
>> COMING UP, WHAT TYPE OF
SACRIFICE EATS A LIVE PUPPY
KITTEN.
SHOULD ETIQUETTE GO THE WAY OF
THE DOO-DOO?
YOU ARE WATCHING "RED EYE" ON
FNC.
STICK AROUND.
>> GUESTS ON "RED EYE" WILL
STAY AT THE" RED EYE" SUITES
MINUTES FROM THE GARDEN STATE
PARKWAY.
THE "RED EYE" SUITES HAVE
FIRST TIME ACCOMMODATIONS FOR
GUESTS.
>>> ARE YOU A CREEP IF YOU
WAIT FOR THE BEEP?
SOME PEOPLE LEAVE PHONE
MESSAGES AND IT IS KIND OF
ANNOYING.
YOU HAVE TO ACCESS YOUR
VOICEMAIL AND LISTEN TO IT.
I HAVE THING TO DO LIKE
FEEDING MY CATS.
THIS WEEK'S NEW YORK TIMES
EETT CUT ADDRESSED THAT DATED
HABIT.
SENDING AN E-MAIL THAT JUST
SAYS THANK YOU BECAUSE WE ARE
DROWNING IN DIGITAL
COMMUNICATION AND ASKING
SOMEBODY THAT YOU CAN GOOGLE
LIKE DRIVING DIRECTIONS.
IN OTHER NEWS ON MANORS, A
STUDY FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF
SAN DIEGO, GO MUD RATS, SAY
OVERHEARING ONE SIDE OF A CELL
PHONE CALL IS MORE DISTRACTING
THAN HEARING A CONVERSATION
BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE.
CLEARLY WE MUST DISCUSS IN THE
--
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> WELL DONE.
>> YOU WENT WITH IT.
>> SHERROD AND MARROD ARE TWIN
BROTHERS.
>> THEY SAY THIS IS A
GENERATIONAL THING AND OLDER
PEOPLE ARE MORE USED TO
LEAVING PHONE MESSAGES.
BUT THEN HE WRITES MY FATHER
LEARNED A LESSON AFTER LEAVING
ME A DOZEN VOICEMAIL MESSAGES
NONE I US LENNED TO.
MY MOTHER REALIZED THAT AND
NOW WE COMMUNE SAY THE THROUGH
TWITTER -- WE COMMUNICATE
THROUGH TWITTER.
>> YOU GET VOICEMAILS FROM
YOUR DAD AND YOU DON'T LISTEN
BECAUSE YOU ARE PROVING A
POINT?
>> HOW DO YOU TEACHERS AND
THEM THE RIGHT WAY TO DO
THINGS?
>> YOU ARE ENABLING THEM.
IF YOU PICK IT UP THEY WILL
KEEP CALLING.
>> MY SISTER HAD A BABY AND
ILLUSTRATED IT THROUGH
EMOTICON.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO READ ABOUT
IT.
I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WENT
DOWN.
>> DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I AM ALL FOR THIS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE
ALLOWANCES FOR OLDER PEOPLE.
>> ANDY, ANDY, THESE PROBLEMS
SHOULD BE BACK IN THE DAY.
I USED TO HATE VOICEMAIL
MESSAGES TOO UNTIL I GOT THE
SAMSUNG GALAXY NODE.
WHAT IT DOES IS PRINTS IT OUT
ON MY SCREEN AND THEN I CAN
PRESS IT.
>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT
GETTING A FREE ONE.
>> I HAVE ONE.
I JUST NEED ONE WHEN THAT
COMES OUT.
>> WE ARE TAKING ALL OF THAT
OUT IN EDIT.
>> JENNI, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE CELL PHONE THING.
IT IS DEFINITELY MORE
DISTRACTING TO HEAR ONE SIDE
OF A CELL PHONE DISCUSSION
THAN TWO PEOPLE HAVING A
DISCUSSION.
>> TOTALLY.
IT IS SELF-SERVING.
YOU ARE IN AN ELEVATOR AND YOU
ARE IN A FIRST CLASS LOUNGE
AND YOU CAN HEAR THE GUY
HAVING A BUSINESS CALL HEADING
BACK TO HOLLAND.
HE IS TRYING TO SOUND
IMPORTANT.
I PICK UP MY PHONE, OPRAH,
GIRL, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I JUST DO IT LOUDER.
GUESS WHOSE CALL JUST GOT MORE
IMPORTANT.
>> BYSTANDERS ARE LIKE, WHY
ARE YOU TALKING INTO A
FINGER?
JOY LET ME BRING MY PHONE UP.
>> THE WORST PART IS YOU ARE
DOING THAT AND THEN YOUR PHONE
RINGS.
>> YOU HAVE TO TURN THE RINGER
OFF.
>> I HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO
TURN SIRI OFF BECAUSE I WOULD
DO THAT AND IT WOULD BE LIKE
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> BILL, YOU ONLY COMMUNICATE
THROUGH HANDWRITTEN LETTER AND
I AM BUSY LAST SATURDAY.
>> FINALLY GOT THE MESSAGE
BACK.
I TIEWCIALLY TEXTING.
I USUALLY LIKE TEXTING AND
DON'T LIKE VOICEMAILS AND
NEVER TALK ON THE PHONE UNLESS
I HAVE HAD A COUPLE.
IT IS USUALLY JACK DANIELS.
EVERY TIME I A JACK DANIELS IT
IS LIKE A LITTLE KENTUCKY.
>> BY THE NAME I AM BILL
SCHULZ AND I WORK AT
12116th AVENUE.
>> YOU ARE NOT GETTING JACK
DANIELS.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING JACK
DANIELS.
NEXT TOPIC A NEW JERSEY HIGH
SCHOOL IS LOOK INTO HOW NUDE
PHOTOS OF TEEN GIRLS ENDED UP
ON-LINE.
I AM GOING TO DO THAT.
TWO STUDENTS SENT PICTURES
USING SNAP CHAT, A PICTURE
THAT DISAPPEARS TWO TO FIVE
SECONDS.
IT POSTED TO INSTAGRAM AND
THEN THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNEW
WHAT WAS GO OSMGHT NO ONE OVER
40 KNOW WHAT'S I SAID.
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU ARE ONE
OF THESE GIRLS?
DO YOU TRANSFER SCHOOLS?
>> I WILL HAVE TO TAKE A
DIFFERENT POSITION.
AS MUCH AS I AM HAPPY THERE
WAS NO INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK
WHEN I WAS A KID.
THIS IS THE BEST THEIR BODIES
WILL EVER LOOK.
CHECK IT OUT.
KNOCK IT OUT.
UP LOAD, DOWNLOAD, WHATEVER
YOU GOT TO DO.
IT IS ALL DOWNHILL.
IN TWO YEARS, YES.
>> NOBODY WILL BELIEVE THEM.
THERE IS CONTROVERSY CHECK
TOUT.
>> YOU FEMINISTS TWEET YOUR
COMPLAINTS TO JENNI.
>> AND GRAY GOOSE ***.
>> LAUREN, THE COPS ARE GIVING
EVERYBODY UNTIL MONDAY TO
DELETE THEM OR FACE CRIMINAL
CHARGES.
>> POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING
THESE NAKED GIRLS.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
ANOTHER NAKED GIRL ON THE
SOFA.
>> YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD
TAKE 74 COPS TO INVESTIGATES
THAT.
WHAT IS THE INVESTIGATION?
THEY JUST 4* JOINED SNAP
CHAT?
THEY DUG DEEP.
>> SHERROD, SHOULD YOUNG
IMIRLS NEVER SEND PICTURES OF
THEMSELVES TO GUYS.
SECOND OF ALL, EVEN IF THEY
DELETE THEM, THE GUY ALREADY
SAW THEM.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS HIGH
SCHOOL BOYS FORGET?
>> YOU WANTS THEM TO SEE YOU,
ABOUT BUT DON'T WANT IT
PASSING AROUND TO ALL OF THEIR
FRIENDS.
>> AND IT IS CLEAR THE COPS
HAVE NO IDEA HOW TECHNOLOGY
WORKS.
IF I DELETE IT OFF MY PHONE I
CAN'T HAVE IT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
>> WE NEED THEM TO BE IN A
ADVANCED PROGRAM.
>> HIGH SCHOOL BOYS I WILL
PASS AROUND.
IT IS TOOL -- IT IS HIGH
SCHOOL BOYS.
BEFORE WE HAD NAKED PICTURES
-- [BLEEP].
>> THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
CAMERA DUDES KNOW WHAT WE ARE
TALK BSMGHT WE PRESIDENT DO
NEED TECHNOLOGY.
>> IT JUST GOT SENTIMENTAL.
>> BILL, I WILL GO TO YOU.
DO NOT REFERENCE WHAT WAS JUST
SAID.
>> I AM GOING TO TALK LONGER
THAN NORMAL.
THERE IS A VAST AMOUNT 6 -- OF
TAPE FOR SOMETHING THAT MAY OR
MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.
BEAUTIFUL JOB.
WE GOT WHAT WE NEEDED FROM
YOU.
HAVE A COMMENT ON THE SHOW?
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
NEWS.COM.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING GO TO
TOKES NEWS.COM/VIDEO AND WE
MIGHT USE IT.
>> STILL TO COME, OUR
CANCELLATION.
>> IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
JUMP ROPE.
THANKS, JUMP ROPE.
>>> AMAZINGLY WE ARE BACK.
LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE GOTTEN
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
WHAT'S UP, GAV?
>> A LOT OF STUFF IS UP,
GUYS.
>> IT SURE IS.
>> A LOT OF MISTAKES.
A LOT OF MISTAKES.
>> A LOT OF MISTAKES.
>> LOOK AT ALL OF THESE
THOUGHTS.
>> WOW.
>> LET'S START WITH HANNIBAL.
SHERROD, YOU SAID WE ARE THE
GOVERNMENT.
[LAUGHING]
>> ALL RIGHT, GIGGLE FEST.
YOU SAID WE ARE THE
GOVERNMENT, CORRECT?
>> YES, WE THE PEOPLE.
>> WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?
>> I VOTED FOR OBAMA.
>> DID YOU VOTE FOR HIM
BECAUSE HE IS BLACK?
>> NO, I VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE
MITT ROMNEY WAS THE OTHER
CHOICE.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
POLICIES OF OBAMA?
>> ALL OF THEM, BUT WHAT I
LIKE IN PARTICULAR IS HIS
STANCE ON WHITE PEOPLE.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR ARCH
ENEMY, ROMNEY, WOULD HAVE
HANDLED THE SEQUESTER.
>> WHO OLD RICH MAN?
HOW HE WOULD HANDLE IT?
>> CALL HIM WHAT YOU WANT.
>> I WOULD CALL HIM -- OH, --
>> JUST LEAVE IT.
>> THE SEQUESTER.
HANDLED IT LIKE A MAN OUT OF
TOUCH WITH CAMPAIGN.
>> WOULD YOU HAVE VOTED FOR JD
SMOOTH IF HE AS AMISH?
>> NO.
AKA MITT ROMNEY.
YOUR TURN.
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE A NOTE.
>> I BELIEVE SHERROD VOTED FOR
OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS BLACK.
YOU SAID TO THE SOUND MAN
ONCE, YOU DID THAT HANDSHAKE
YOU DO.
>> THE SECRET ONE IN.
>> THE SECRET ONE.
>> HOW DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> I WAS SPYING ON YOU GUYS.
>> I WILL HAVE TO BRING THIS
UP ON THURSDAY.
>> I AM HAPPY TO RELINQUISH MY
GHETTO PASS.
>> YOU CAN'T --
>> I WILL GIVE UP MY SHARES IN
THAT.
AS LONG AS THE TRUTH COMES TO
LIGHT.
THERE IS NO TRUTH EXISTING
WHICH I WOULD FEAR OR WANT
UNKNOWN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.
BILL, WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT
BOOGER SUGAR.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS
SOMETHING IN MY HEAD, BUT
WASN'T IT IN THE EARLY 2,000'S
WASN'T IT 20 BAGS?
WHAT ARE THESE HUGE HUNDRED
DOLLAR CYLINDERS YOU HAVE TO
BUY NOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT, BUT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT THE CANDY ADS
CALLED BOOGER SUGAR.
IT IS A LITTLE CHOCOLATE AND A
LITTLE SUGAR AND YOU CAN FIND
IT ON THE WEBSITE CONDOR
.ORG.
>> IF YOU SIP MONSTER --
>> WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND
THIS MONSTER DRINK?
>> IT IS SO SUGARY IT TASTES
LIKE MELTED CANDYCANES WHEREAS
RED BULL WHICH THE YOUNG KIDS
FIND TOO BITTER.
AND IT IS THE SAME WITH COKE.
A 20 BAG USED TO BE FINE FOR
THE NIGHT AND NOW YOU HAVE TO
DO BASICALLY A GIANT MONSTER
CAN.
REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS A PIN
JOINT AND NOW IT IS A BLUNT.
IT IS A CIGAR FULL OF
MARIJUANA.
>> YOU KNOW WHO PRESIDENT
COULDN'T?
STANDARDS AND PRACTICES.
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IS
LEGITIMATE CANDY.
>> MOVING ALONG I WOULD LIKE
TO TALK TO JENNI JOHNSON.
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ANNOYING
WOMEN.
WOMEN HAVE A GIFT.
THEY CAN GIVE LIFE.
THAT'S LIKE BEING SUPERMAN.
WHY IS SUPERMAN TRYING TO BE
GOOD AT EVERYTHING ELSE.
IT IS LIKE GOING, YOU ARE IN
THE SEX PISTOLS, YOU CAN PLAY
BASE?
I CAN PLAY BASE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE FEEL A
NEED FOR WOMEN TO BE EQUAL IN
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, POP
MUSIC, DAILY NEWS.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
BECAUSE WOMEN CAN HAVE KIDS.
>> THEY ARE FREAKS.
>> HONESTLY, I VIEW HAVING
KIDS LIKE I VIEW COOKING.
I CAN DO IT, I JUST DON'T WANT
TO.
>> THAT'S LIKE SUPERMAN SAYING
I CAN FLY AND TAKE A PIECE OF
COAL AND CRUSH IT INTO A
DIAMOND, BUT I PREFER TO FOCUS
ON LaCROSSE WHICH IS MY
FORTE.
>> THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
YOU ARE BARKING UP THE WRONG
TREE.
>> I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE NOT
A CHILD HAVER.
>> I AM NOT A CHILD LIKER.
I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY UNDER THE
AGE OF 18 AND I AM DONE.
I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER YOU.
>> YOU AGREE THAT WOMEN ARE
ANNOYING WHEN THEY TRY TO BE
MEN?
>> WHEN THEY TRY TO BE MEN?
>> WELL, LIKE TINA FEY, SHE IS
FUNNY, AND THEN ALL OF THE
PEOPLE SHE HIRES ARE MEN.
MEN ARE FUNNIER THAN WOMEN.
THEY WANT TO DOMINATE COMEDY
AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AND
EVERYTHING.
WOMEN IN COMBAT.
I'M GLAD YOU AGREE WITH ME.
SHERROD, YOU WERE CRITICIZING
BEYONCE.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE SHE HAD
THAT BABY.
I KNOW AN EBAY BABY WHEN I SEE
IT.
>> IT IS RACIST TO CRITICIZE
ANYONE OF COLOR.
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD START
THINKING ABOUT ONE OTHER BLACK
WOMAN WHO CAN BE A ROLE MODEL
TO OTHER GIRLS WITH LONG,
BLONDE HAIR.
NAME ONE.
>> LIL KIM.
>> MICHELLE OBAMA.
>> NAME SEVEN MORE.
>> EVERYBODY FROM "DREAM
GIRLS."
AND" THE HELP."
>> LAUREN, I DIDN'T GET TO
YOU.
>> I MUST HAVE GOTTEN
EVERYTHING CORRECT.
>> JUDGING BY YOUR OUTFIT, I
WOULD LIKE TO GET TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE
AT THE AWARDS, BUT AT A
FUNERAL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT INFIDELITY.
>> IT IS A NEW F DISH,
GAVIN.
YOU CAN SEARCH IT ON-LINE.
>> TV IS A STUPID PLACE TO ASK
IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO HORSE
AROUND.
DO YOU HAVE A HOTEL WHEN YOU
VISIT NEW YORK?
>> I FIND HITTING ON A WOMAN
SHOULD BE PRESS PHYSICIANED
WITH WOMEN -- PRESS PHACKED
WITH WOMEN SUCK.
>> NO, THEY DON'T THEY ARE
MAGIC J.
>> YOU JUST FINISHED TELLING
ME WE ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING
AND THAT IS BABY MAKING.
>> TWO THINGS, ALMOST BABY
MAKING.
>> BAD TIMING.
LET'S TALK LATER AFTER THE
SHOW.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> ANDY, BACK TO YOU.
>> COMING UP, IT MUST HAVE
BEEN LOVE, BUT IT IS OVER
NOW.
IT IS ALL THAT I WANTED, NOW I
AM LIVING WITHOUT.
IT IS SOMETHING GERALDO SNAP
CHATTED ME.
AND WHAT DID LAUREN SIVAN DO
FOR HISTORY MONTH?
I AM
>>> HAS MARCH SAID AMEN TO
ESTROGEN?
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, IE, A
MASOGONISTIC PEG, WE ARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF WOMEN HISTORY
MONTH.
WE SENT LAUREN SIVAN OUT TO
FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION.
>> THANKS, GREG.
THE STREETS ARE PACKED WITH
PEOPLE CELEBRATING NATIONAL
WOMEN'S MONTH.
WE ARE OUT HERE TO GET THE
SCOOP.
LET'S DO THIS.
ARE YOU WOMEN?
>> YES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO
CELEBRATE NATIONAL WOMEN'S
MONTH?
>> HANGING OUT WITH THE
GIRLS.
>> YES, ACTUALLY A GIRLS
TRIP.
>> NICE.
IN HONOR OF NATIONAL WOMEN'S
MONTH.
>> OR ALMOST GETTING MARRIED
AND NEED TO PLAY FOR A BIT.
>> YES.
>> TOTALLY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO
CELEBRATE NATIONAL WOMEN'S
MONTH?
>> PROBABLY GET DRUNK.
>> WHO ARE YOUR FEMALE ROLE
MODELS WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALE
HEALTH?
>> MY GRANDMA.
I ALWAYS GO TO HER.
EVERY GIRL CAN GO TO HER MOM
OR ANY ADULT FIGURE OR A
TEACHER >>-
Q. I WHAT IF YOUR MOM IS --
>> WHAT IF YOUR MOM IS KASEY
ANTHONY.
>> WHAT IS THE GREATEST THING
WOMEN HAVE ACHIEVED IN THE
LAST 80 YEARS?
>> SOME WOULD SAY IT IS THE
RIGHT TO VOTE.
>> BUT YOU WOULDN'T?
>> I WOULD ALLOW THEM TO
VOTE.
>> YOU WOULD ALLOW US TO
VOTE?
>> YES.
>> YOU SIR ARE PUSHING US
FORWARD.
THANK YOU.
>> SORRY.
>> DO YOU THINK WE WASTED A
LOT OF TIME TRYING TO VOTE OR
WAS IT WORTH IT?
>> DEFINITELY WORTH.
IT.
>> DID YOU VOTE IN THIS
ELECTION?
>> NO BECAUSE I WAS PRESIDENT
REGISTERED.
I WANTED TO.
>> YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN
FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE
AND YOU TOOK IT FOR GRANTED.
>> THE WOMEN WHO FOUGHT FOR
YOU TO VOTE AND THEY WALKED
UPHILL BOTH WAYS WITH A SIGN.
>> DO YOU SOMETIMES FEEL AS A
WOOL THAT WE HAVE TOO MANY
RIGHTS?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> PEOPLE ASKED WOMEN TO WORK
AND THEY LOOK FOR THE
DIVERSITY FOR WOMEN.
>> ISN'T IT A BUMMER WE HAVE
TO WORK NOW?
>> CAN YOU THINK OF ANY FEMALE
ROLE MODELS THROUGHOUT
HISTORY?
>> ELEANOR ROOSEVELT, THE
FIRST FEMALE FLIER.
>> SHE WASN'T THE FIRST FEMALE
FLIER.
AMILIA EARHART.
>> OH, I GOT THE WRONG NAME.
>> I WILL GIVE YOU FIGURES
THROUGHOUT HISTORY AND YOU
TELL ME, RAPID FIRE, WHO HAS
DONE MORE FOR WOMEN.
MARIE ANTOINETTE OR MARIE
OSMOND.
>> I WOULD SAY MARIE OSMOND.
>> JACKIE KEN GNAW TEE, OR
FORMER VIJAH KENNEDY.
>> I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH
THOSE NAMES.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SAY.
>> LET ME THROW THIS OUT
THERE, A MAN WOULD HAVE
ANSWERED SO MUCH FASTER.
ANNE HATHAWAY OR ANNE FRANK?
>> I CHOOSE ANNE HATHAWAY.
SHE IS AN ASPIRING ACTRESS IN
DID "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA."
>> ANG FRANK.
>> ANNE HATHAWAY.
SHE CUT HER HAIR.
>> HELEN MURE RINE OR HELEN
KELLER.
>> HELEN KELLER.
>> REALLY THOUGH?
HELEN MURIN WAS THE KEY.
>> BUT THAT IS A TOUGH ONE.
>>
>> AS IT CONTINUES, I THINK WE
HAVE PROVEN ONE THING, WE
AIN'T THERE YET.
I AM GOING TO GO GET DRUNK
WITH SOME SAILORS.
OUT.
>> NICELY DONE.
>> IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE YOU
DON'T HAVE A FULL TIME JOB.
I DON'T GET IT.
>> IT IS BY CHOICE, ANDY.
>> SORRY.
>> THE GUY DECIDES TO LEAVE
HIS EAR BUTS -- EAR BUDS IN.
WAS HE A PLANT?
HE WAS AMAZING.
>> TOM O'CONNELLER AND I WENT
TO TIME SQUARE AND THERE WAS
NO ONE IN TIME SQUARE.
THAT ONE THAT WASN'T LIKE
THAT.
WE USED EVERYBODY WE
INTERVIEWED.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
>> THEY ARE NOT WELL READ ON
WOMEN'S HISTORY.
HISTORIC WOMEN.
THEY LIKE HER HAIR.
>> SHE CUT HER HAIR.
>> AND THEY COLLECTIVELY
AGREED.
>> SHAW ROTED, 31 DAYS?
>> BLACK HISTORY MONTH.
THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE SOME OF
THOSE WOMEN ARE BLACK.
WE WILL TAKE SHIRLEY CHISM'S
DAY.
GEE HAVEN'T WE TAKEN ENOUGH
FROM SHIRLEY CHISM.
>> HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING
WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH?
>> I GOT MY PARED.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> AND BY THE WAY DO THIS.
>> THAT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE
WEEK.
>> I WOULD ASK YOU THE SAME
QUESTION AND YOU WOULD GIVE
THE ANSWER ANSWER.
TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE RETURN A SPECIAL
PERFORMANCE FROM THE MUSICAL
GUEST, TROUBLE FUNK.
>>> ALL RIGHT, LAST TOPIC,
ACCORDING TO A REPORT IN "THE
SHUN" A BRITISH NEWSPAPER, NOT
THE GQ STAR THAT KEEPS US FROM
WEARING SWEATERS IN THE
SUMMER, A SERBIAN WOMAN IS
SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION
THAT CAUSES HER TO SEE
EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN.
FOR HER, EVERY DAY IS A
"DANCING ON THE CEILING"
VIDEO.
THEY CALL IT SPATIAL
ORIENTATION PHENOMENON.
WE WILL HELP HER OUT FOR A
LITTLE BIT OF THE SEGGENT IN.
SEGMENT.
>> WOE.
>> SHERROD, HONESTLY SOUNDS
AWFUL.
SHE HAS BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE
SHE WAS BORN.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY
DIFFERENT.
DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?
>> IT SEEMS LIKE THE CONDITION
IS GETTING COURSE.
WOMEN HEAR THINGS THE WRONG
WAY AND NOW THEY ARE SEEING
THINGS THE WRONG WAY.
>> VERY UP WITH THE LADIES.
>> JENNI, SHE WATCHES AN
UPSIDE DOWN TV AND HER FAMILY
WATCHES ANOTHER RIGHT NEXT TO
IT THAT IS NOT UPSIDE DOWN.
THAT HAS TO BE ANNOYING FOR
HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
IT IS LIKE, OH GOD, TAMMY IS
COMING OVER.
YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER.
WE JUST WON'T INVITE HER.
WE WANT TO WATCH WE WILL
WATCH.
>> LAUREN, BY THE END OF MOST
NIGHTS YOU PRETTY MUCH SEE THE
WORLD UPSIDE DOWN TOO.
ASSUMING YOU CAN RELATE.
>> I DON'T MEAN TO GET ALL
META ON YOU, BUT HOW DO WE
KNOW SHE DOESN'T SEE THE WORLD
THE WAY IT IS?
>> WHAT?
THINK ABOUT IT.
>> YOU BLEW MY MIND.
>> JUST CHEW ON IT.
>> WHAT SPH SHE IS LIKE --
WHAT IF SHE IS LIKE, I AM
GOING TO MILK IT.
>> I WONDER IF SHE IS JUST AN
A-HOLE.
>> BILL, IN MANY WAYS ISN'T
THIS WOMAN PERFECT FOR YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT
MEANS.
>> I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU
WERE GOING TO DO THAT.
>> THE CONDOR HAS NO PROBLEM
GETTING THE LADIES.
THARS A DIFFERENT STORY FOR A
DIFFERENT DAY.
>> WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE
SERBIAN?
>> THAT'S THE WAY THE CONDO
LIKES THEM.
>> IT IS LIKE, BOY, TAKE YOUR
PANTS UP.
YOU BETTER GET THOSE PANTS
UP.
>> I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO
THIS BECAUSE I THINK IT IS
FAKE.
BUT I DO HAVE A FUN FACT THAT
IS TRUE.
>> DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE
I SAID IT WAS IN THE SUN?
>> SORRY, EVENING LAND --
SORRY, ENGLAND, IF YOU ARE
HUNG UPSIDE DOWN FOR A LONG
PERIOD OF TIME YOUR VISION
CORRECTS YOURSELF.
IF YOU ARE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN
YOU WILL TAKE THINGS THE
RIGHTS WAY.
>> I AM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD
THANKING THIS WOMAN UP AND
THEN GAVE THEM BACK.
>> WE WILL CLOSE THINGS UT
WITH A POST IMAM WRAP UP.
TO SEE RECENT SHOWS GO TO FOX
NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
>>> A QUICK PROGRAM NOTE.
A NEW "RED EYE" RETURNS ON
SATURDAY.
THAT IS A NEW SHOW AT A NEW
TIME AND A NEW NIGHT THIS
WEEKEND.
SATURDAY AT 11:00 P.M. EASTERN
AND 8:00 P.M. PACIFIC.
TIME TO GO BACK TO GAVIN
McGUINNESS FOR THE POST GAME
WRAP UP.
>> WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
SO WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS FAST.
AND IT IS McKINIS AND NOT
McGUINNESS.
I WILL ASK YOU A QUESTION AND
RESPOND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN
AND WE WILL KEEP THIS
ROLLING.
STARTING WITH SHERROD.
FIRST QUESTION, WHAT IS WHAT
GOING ON WITH A SHOW CALLED
GOOD MORNING AND THEN THE NAME
OF THE COUNTRY WE ARE IN WHICH
IS AMERICA.
ANSWER NOW.
>> I AM GOING "GOOD MORNING
AMERICA" THE WEEK OF THE
25th.
>> WE DON'T HAVE A TON OF
TIME.
LET'S MOVE ON, JENNI.
JENNI A QUESTION FOR YOU WE
NEED TO ANSWER QUICKLY.
WE HAVE TO GET GOING HERE.
WE HAVE LIMITED TIME.
>> OKAY.
>> I NEED TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE
SHOULD FOLLOW YOU NOT ON
FACEBOOK OR TWITTER, BUT
INSTAGRAM.
>> INSTAGRAM, JENNI JOHNSON
HIGH FIVE.
I WILL BE DRINK WGHT FOX NEWS
TEAM LATER, AND WE WILL SEE
PICS OF ANDY WITH HIS
MOTORCYCLE JACKET.
>> SORRY WE NEED TO JUMP.
>> LAUREN, WHY ARE YOU IN NEW
YORK AND DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM
NOT BUSY THIS WEEK?
>> WE HAVE TO GO.
SORRY, I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE.