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> [Phone ringing]
Victim: Hello?
CLC: Hey.
Victim: Sup.
CLC: So you're selling a TV I see?
Victim: Yes.
CLC: So 100 dollars?
Victim: Yup.
CLC: Cool. So, um, what kind of TV is it?
Victim: It's a, Sony® flatscreen. It's not a flat panel, but um-
CLC: But it's a screen that's flat?
Victim: Sony Trinitron™
CLC: Trinitron, is that like a robot?
Victim: Um, no. It's not.
CLC: Oh, that would be cool.
Victim: It would be.
CLC: So, best offer. What is the lowest you will take?
Victim: Well, I bought it for 200, so that's half of what I bought it for.
CLC: 50?
Victim: 50?
CLC: Just kidding.Just joking dog. Just trying to make friends.
Victim: Oh. Okay.
CLC: Yeah.
Victim: Um, what phone are you calling me from? Because it came up as a private number.
CLC: Oh, just a, house phone.
Victim: Oh.
CLC: Yeah, defective.
CLC: My name is also Brandon. I just thought I'd let you know since we were getting so
close.
Victim: Okay.
CLC: Yeah.
Victim: Alright so, do you want the TV?
CLC: So, does it come with a DvD player?
Victim: Uh, there is a DvD player for sale, also.
CLC: Oh there is? I don't see it on the website thing.
CLC: Sorry, I'm new with technology, I'm not really sure what's going on.
Victim: Yeah, they're uh, listed seperately.
CLC: Oh that's probably why I didn't see it. So have you seen Transformers? Cause that's
where I you know-
CLC: You haven't seen Transformers?!
CLC: That's like, a classic, dog.
CLC: But that's why I thought the Trinitron™ was a robot because I like robots now because
I've seen that movie.
CLC: You should see it I recommend it.
Victim: The second one or the first one?
CLC: Both. And the third.
Victim: Oh the third one?
CLC: Have you seen the third one?
Victim: No.
CLC: Oh, that one's the best. You have to see it. You should look it up right now.
Victim: Okay.
CLC: Alright, are you doin' it?
Victim: Uh no, I don't have my computer on me right now.
CLC: How much is the DvD player?
Victim: It's 50.
CLC: So are you in the market for a camera?
Victim: Uh, no I'm not.
CLC: So I couldn't trade you a camera for the DvD player?
Victim: What kind of camera?
CLC: A nice one.
CLC: Nikon D90.
Victim: Uh, I'm good I have 2 cameras.
CLC: You have 2 cameras? What kind?
Victim: Uh, I don't know. They're like, 200 dollar cameras.
CLC: Oh nice, can I have 'em?
Victim: Hm?
CLC: Ca-Can I have them?
Victim: Can you have them?
CLC: Yes.
Victim: No.
CLC: No?
Victim: No, I need them.
CLC: Are you attached to them?
Victim: Yes, I am.
CLC: What do you need them for?
Victim: Uh, to take pictures.
CLC: Of?
Victim: Of, uh, whatever I wanna take pictures o-
CLC: Girls?
CLC: 'Cause there's a nice tree out in front of my house and how much zoom does it have?
CLC: 'Cause if I climb up the tree do you think I'll be able to see in the window of
the house next to me?
Victim: Uh, no. But you know, binoculars do that.
CLC: Binoculars is that the same thing as a camera does it take pictures?
Victim: You could take a mental picture.
CLC: You could take a me- what's that?
Victim: Um, I don't know.
CLC: Is there some sort of mental camera?
Victim: Um uh, I don't know. You should Google® it.
CLC: I could Goo- I'll Google® it right now, sir.
CLC: Well hang on. What i- What is Google®?
Victim: What is Google®?
CLC: Yeah.
Victim: Um, it's a website, it's a search engine.
CLC: Uh, search engine, can I control it with my mind?
Victim: I don't think so um, but I don't know you.
CLC: What- I- There are people that can?!
Victim: Huh?
CLC: Is it like a hereditary trait?
CLC: That can control things with their mind?
Victim: I guess so.
CLC: Where have you been all my life?
Victim's Mom: Get off the phone if you don't want the TV get off the phone goodbye, goodnight.
CLC: F*ck you.
>[Faint CLC laughter]