Season 1 - The trinitron

> [Phone ringing] Victim: Hello? CLC: Hey. Victim: Sup. CLC: So you're selling a TV I see? Victim: Yes. CLC: So 100 dollars? Victim: Yup. CLC: Cool. So, um, what kind of TV is it? Victim: It's a, Sony® flatscreen. It's not a flat panel, but um- CLC: But it's a screen that's flat? Victim: Sony Trinitron™ CLC: Trinitron, is that like a robot? Victim: Um, no. It's not. CLC: Oh, that would be cool. Victim: It would be. CLC: So, best offer. What is the lowest you will take? Victim: Well, I bought it for 200, so that's half of what I bought it for. CLC: 50? Victim: 50? CLC: Just kidding.Just joking dog. Just trying to make friends. Victim: Oh. Okay. CLC: Yeah. Victim: Um, what phone are you calling me from? Because it came up as a private number. CLC: Oh, just a, house phone. Victim: Oh. CLC: Yeah, defective. CLC: My name is also Brandon. I just thought I'd let you know since we were getting so close. Victim: Okay. CLC: Yeah. Victim: Alright so, do you want the TV? CLC: So, does it come with a DvD player? Victim: Uh, there is a DvD player for sale, also. CLC: Oh there is? I don't see it on the website thing. CLC: Sorry, I'm new with technology, I'm not really sure what's going on. Victim: Yeah, they're uh, listed seperately. CLC: Oh that's probably why I didn't see it. So have you seen Transformers? Cause that's where I you know- CLC: You haven't seen Transformers?! CLC: That's like, a classic, dog. CLC: But that's why I thought the Trinitron™ was a robot because I like robots now because I've seen that movie. CLC: You should see it I recommend it. Victim: The second one or the first one? CLC: Both. And the third. Victim: Oh the third one? CLC: Have you seen the third one? Victim: No. CLC: Oh, that one's the best. You have to see it. You should look it up right now. Victim: Okay. CLC: Alright, are you doin' it? Victim: Uh no, I don't have my computer on me right now. CLC: How much is the DvD player? Victim: It's 50. CLC: So are you in the market for a camera? Victim: Uh, no I'm not. CLC: So I couldn't trade you a camera for the DvD player? Victim: What kind of camera? CLC: A nice one. CLC: Nikon D90. Victim: Uh, I'm good I have 2 cameras. CLC: You have 2 cameras? What kind? Victim: Uh, I don't know. They're like, 200 dollar cameras. CLC: Oh nice, can I have 'em? Victim: Hm? CLC: Ca-Can I have them? Victim: Can you have them? CLC: Yes. Victim: No. CLC: No? Victim: No, I need them. CLC: Are you attached to them? Victim: Yes, I am. CLC: What do you need them for? Victim: Uh, to take pictures. CLC: Of? Victim: Of, uh, whatever I wanna take pictures o- CLC: Girls? CLC: 'Cause there's a nice tree out in front of my house and how much zoom does it have? CLC: 'Cause if I climb up the tree do you think I'll be able to see in the window of the house next to me? Victim: Uh, no. But you know, binoculars do that. CLC: Binoculars is that the same thing as a camera does it take pictures? Victim: You could take a mental picture. CLC: You could take a me- what's that? Victim: Um, I don't know. CLC: Is there some sort of mental camera? Victim: Um uh, I don't know. You should Google® it. CLC: I could Goo- I'll Google® it right now, sir. CLC: Well hang on. What i- What is Google®? Victim: What is Google®? CLC: Yeah. Victim: Um, it's a website, it's a search engine. CLC: Uh, search engine, can I control it with my mind? Victim: I don't think so um, but I don't know you. CLC: What- I- There are people that can?! Victim: Huh? CLC: Is it like a hereditary trait? CLC: That can control things with their mind? Victim: I guess so. CLC: Where have you been all my life? Victim's Mom: Get off the phone if you don't want the TV get off the phone goodbye, goodnight. CLC: F*ck you. >[Faint CLC laughter]