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... and the escaped animals were returned safely to their owners.
In other news,
a local music venue mysteriously exploded last friday in a storm of wicks and riffs.
Those in attendance were unscathed, but stunned by the cunning display of wit by the Double Boomskees.
No officials were available to comment on the blast, but sources indicate
that a being known only as Noobie Noobinson
may be responsible for owning the scene.
Alleged accomplices Mickey D and Karl The Red have vowed to continue the rampage
of savage breakdowns and stage destruction
until their demands for peace, love, and general wickedness are met on a galactic scale;
a date referred to by stricken witnesses as 'Boomsday'
Till then, you're listening to N-1157 News
bringing the Boom to your living room.