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Please make some noise for Alfie Whattam
Is everyone well?!
Great! So my name is Alfie Whattam and I'm a 'Kind of Magician'
I have something special for you all tonight involving this envelope
which we'll get back to in a second, but for the meantime, I've got a ball...
Now I'm not going to do keepiupies for 3 minutes for anything, instead I'm going to throw it into the audience
whoever catches it, could you stand up for me?
Can someone stand up?
This is just to make sure it's random and that I haven't previously selected anybody
This isn't set up or prearranged, we've never met before have we?
No, and you sounded quite happy when you said that actually!
What's your name? - Carol !
Using your imagination Carol I want you to imagine that your flying to any country in the world!
What country are you flying to? - Egypt
Have you been to Egypt before?
Remember Egypt, stay standing, and can you throw the ball to somebody that you don't know for me please
Stand up, What's your name? - Darren
Darren, your in Egypt, Imagine this, And whilst your there your going to be doing an activity
Any activity, it could be eating, singing, dancing, stripping - anything you like!
Name the first activity that comes into your mind for me! - Drinking
So your drinking in Egypt - remember drinking, stay standing and can you throw the ball to somebody that you don't know for me
Stand up, what's your name? - Kye
Kye, your in Egypt drinking, probably underaged!
and I don't know what your doing in Egypt! - But your drinking with a celebrity...
Any celebrity you like, name the first celebrity that comes into your mind - Louis Spence
Why have I got this audience, this is mental !
Psychologists put audiences into categories, like type A, type B, type C
Type C is probably you - and that's mentally unstable
So your in Egypt, Drinking with Louis Spence
An interesting combination I must admit and can you throw the ball back, there not cheap!
I threw this ball out to make sure this was random and so nobody was previously selected
Your not stooges, I'm not paying you, I know you'd like that but I haven't paid you
At the very beginning I mentioned I have this envelope and inside this envelope
I have a piece of paper and on this I have 3 things wrote down
A country, an activity and a celebrity...
Inside this envelope from the very beginning I have a piece of paper and on this piece of paper I have 3 things wrote down
Gentleman at the front can you stand up for me - your going to be the voice of the audience because they can't see
At the very beginning someone named a country, who named a country
Very loud what country did you name? - Egypt
What country does that say sir? - Egypt
You named any activity, what activity did you name? - Drinking
What activity does that say sir? - Drinking
And you could have named any celebrity, there's millions of celebrities
You've got Derren Brown, you've got Alfie Whattam - haha I'm joking
What celebrity does that say? - Louis Spence
Give these guys a massive round of applause!
My names been Alfie Whattam, you've been incredible, I'd really appreciate it if you could vote for me - thank you!