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GABBY: The following program contains scenes not suitable for. What the hell? I am
going 13 this July, damn it! Music!
[Earthbound Zero/Mother Introduction plays]
[Paragon X9-Polar 240 plays] BATMAN: Hello?
BLUEBIRD: Best wishes for your last episode, Tim.
BATMAN: Where are you?
BLUEBIRD: I’m in the control room with Chris. Cheers!
BATMAN: Thanks, bye.
BATMAN: Time to put on my mask. JOKER: Me too.
[footsteps] PAULA: Tim, I wish you good luck for the final
episode.
BATMAN: Thanks. PAULA: Places, everyone!
SN1K: Standby, audience. All right, lights, camera. In five, four, three, two.
[station ID]
THUNDERBIRDS: This is Sirius and now, the finale of “All about Batman.”
BLUEBIRD: “All about Batman” is sponsored by for sweet awesomeness in this season
finale. IWAY Cookies. Get Fueled For Life.
[theme music]
SN1K: Looking good! Oh yeah! Jason! CE22: Live from Sirius Broadcasting Center
Studio 2, this is the finale of “All
about Batman with Joker.”
[cheers]
BATMAN: Hey-hey-hey! Welcome to “All about Batman.”
JOKER: With Joker. Party People!
[cheers again]
BATMAN: We have interesting topics and entertainment to enjoy and learn tonight.
JAKE: Stop here. MATT D: What gives?
MATT N: Can’t you read? Do not enter the studio when the red light is on! It
means you should stop there. MATT D: Bah, screw that.
JAKE: If you want to attack them, then we shall wait for the break. Look, two
security guards are watching any visitors. They might arrest you.
MATT D: I don’t want to hear your voice again!
JAKE: But.
[shoots gun]
MATT D: I said shut up. [shoots gun twice] Okay, the coast is clear, Jake, Matt, go to
the control room. I’ll take care of
P-s-i-Paula-4.
BATMAN: Jejemon is nothing but so over exaggerated style of SMS or text messaging.
Let’s just stick to the conventional style.
[door slams, *** gun, woman scream] MATT D: Nobody move! This is a stickup!
[shoots gun]
BATMAN: G-Lizard! Leave her alone. Wait, where are your pals?
MATT D: I’ll never tell. [evil laugh]
CHRIS: Have mercy! Please, no!
[evil laugh]
BLUEBIRD: Oh my God, I’m running away.
[car travelling, IWAY theme]
DOMINGO: D-22 speaking. Who’s this? BLUEBIRD: Domingo, help! Someone abducted
the production staff.
DOMINGO: Wait, you’re one of them. Where’s Jason?
BLUEBIRD: I escaped. Jason was abducted. Domingo, listen to me. Turn the radio on!