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This is Bernard Lebol speaking in French, good evening.
My dear pupils, there were very many of you
last week to follow our first appointment
and all the technical team and myself intend to thank you.
Already the questions and the reactions come from all sides, among whom of
a worker with a narrow salary who fears that I will begin charging for my courses.
I reassure you Sir, France gave me so much that it might be
time I return the favor to her...
I’ll read another one.
It is Jean-Louis who writes us from Gers.
"Mister Lebol, I followed with pleasure and discipline your first
lesson last week.
I thank you for offering your knowledge for the average
persons such as I.
You are a good guy Mister Lebol.
However, I noticed a problem during your last quiz.
It is always the answer A that is the good answer.
Mister Lebol, nevertheless the respect which I owe you,
do you take us for idiots?
Postscript: my children adore you. "
My dear Jean-Louis,
I thank you for the admiration you have for me
but I do not allow you to judge the quality of
my teachings.
My employees work hard for
such a level of perfection.
I thus beg you in their name to have a minimum
of respect for France which works every day
even in the morning!
Postscript: I hate children!
But let us start the lesson of the day !
The day's lesson
We are going to glance through the vowels today,
thanks to our friends animals.
I am going to read some words of French which you
have to learn and remember.
What is it?
It is a bird. All right.
And that, what is it?
A dog! Bravo!
And that, it is…
That, what is it? What is it Gilbert?
OK! Thank you Gilbert.
It is a fish. Bravo!
And that, what is it?
Oh, *** Gilbert!
It is not the Foire du Trône here, damnit!
I do not know what you smoked this morning…
I have the impression that…
Yes, all right! What is it?
A cow! Bravo!
And that, what is it?
A hen.
And that?
A pig. Bravo!
The lesson comes to an end.
Thus let us relax just a little thanks to a
questionnaire of Franco-french general knowledge.
Let us remain in the animal theme through
these three essential questions in the knowledge
of the French heritage.
I warn you,
it will be this time a little more difficult.
Gilbert, jingle, please.
The questionnaire Bernard Lebol
First question: what is the animal which continues to sing
even when its feet are in the ***?
A- The French rooster
B-The Galapagos tortoise
C-The Breton giraffe
-yes, Bernard Lebol speaking, I’m listen to you
-Allo Mademoiselle, number Maillot 3837?
-ah no you should certainly make a mistake, I am Bernard
-What is your first name, yes I understood Juliette
-but since I said to you that it is Bernard, Bernard Lebol!
-I saw you only once
-but since we made only an episode!
-but it is stronger than I, I would like to hear your voice again
-excuse me young man, but I am going to hang up
-oh do not especially hang up before knowing that this evening
I have only a hope, to clasp you in my arms!
-Oh, another cracked headcase!
But let's go back to our business
Second question: what is Made in Normandy?
A -The red, white and black cows on which fall the rain
B- The platypus of Pont-L'évêque
C-The Giraffe
Third and last question: Which are able to eat every French person?
A -The Snail and the Frog
B-The cicada and the ant
C-The wolf, the fox and the weasel.
Well, our quiz comes to an end,
I hope that this course will so much have amused you that I,
because as said the poet Arthur Rimbaud:
" it is with the cannon of a gun between the teeth
that we do not pronounce more than the vowels! "
We thus find ourselves next week,
to you studios,
to you Cognacq Jay!
It was Bernard Lebol who spoke to you in French.