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Hi, Vince here for Crap Chop
Hi, Billy Mays Here for the Big City Hercules Spray
One of the fastest, and easiest ways to completely eliminate everyone without breaking your back
Its spiral laser completely eliminates anything up to 50 feet away
It's faster than a knife, and the only tears you'll cry are tears of joy
Has this ever happened to you?
That deal didn't go down the way you thought it would
You encouraged some debt. Bit off more than you could chew!
The Big City Hercules Spray completely eliminates those Jacoosa(?) businessmen
Now that's the strength of the Big City Hercules Spray!
It has the strength to completely eliminate this fully-loaded, eighty thousand pound tractor trailer!
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems
How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? (I got an A in Spelling in Elementary School)
-The answer... -The Big City Hercules Spray
And you'd best hope...not pointed at you.
Call now and we'll send you the Big City Hercules Spray for only 20 ounces of dog urine (who wrote this sh*t?)
But I'm not done yet! (Not big surprise)
Call right now and we'll also include the Power Laser: A whopping $47,000,000 value for only 20 ounces of dog urine
Here's how to order!