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This piece of hair got me *** up
What's up crazies?
In this video I'm going to show you when it's appropriate to twerk
When your crush likes your picture
Oh my god she likes my picture on Instagram, hey
When you sneak back into the house and your parents didn't catch you
Hey
On payday
Eh, eh, eh, eh
When the pastor says we're having a short service today
Thank you, Father, thank you, Father, thank you, Father, thank you, Father, thank you,
Father
When the people you are driving with gives you gas money
Hey
When you get offered the job you applied for
Oh my gosh I'm hired at McDonalds
Hey, hey, hye
When your twerk is accepted as a tip
Hot and spicy Tandori chicken
$32.50 cash, debit or twerk.
Hey
When no one seen you fall on your *** while walking home
Hey
When your favorite show comes on after waiting a week for a new episode
Love and Hip-Hop
Hey, eh, eh, eh
When the weave store's having a sale
Hunty
'Bout to get me some of that Brazilian weave, hunty.
When your best friend is in the same class as you
Oh, Carlos you're in my class?
I guess so.
Hey, hey, hey
Oh sorry we teachers
When the place you're at has free wi-fi
Ya'll have some free wi-fi up in here?
Hey, hey, hey
When your selfie turns out perfect on the first take
Hashtag team beautiful, hashtag picture perfect, ***.
When your mama forgets to give you that *** whooping you had coming.
When you arrive on time for work
When you're broke but you still manage to pay your rent
I need 3 more dollars to make my rent
Oh my god!
I'm rich ***!