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- ON THIS EPISODE OF COUNTING CARS...
- I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA JUST ROCK YOUR SOCKS.
- CAN WE SEE IT?
HOLY CRAP, DUDE.
'34 FORD SEDAN.
WHAT'S YOUR END PLAN FOR THIS CAR?
- WE'RE GONNA TOUR THE UNITED STATES.
- AMEN TO THAT.
ROLI, BRING THAT CAR IN HERE, MAN.
- OH!
AH!
- VEGAS IS A GAMBLING TOWN.
MOST PEOPLE BET WITH CHIPS.
I BET WITH RIDES...
LOOK AT THIS.
AND I ALWAYS GO ALL IN.
WOW. WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR THIS?
[tires squealing]
I'M DANNY, AKA THE COUNT,
AND THIS IS MY ALL-STAR TEAM.
WE FIND THEM... WHERE'S THE REST OF THE CAR AT?
FIX THEM, FLIP THEM,
AND SOMETIMES I KEEP THEM.
THIS THING IS SICK.
[laughs] I WANT THIS CAR.
FOR MY CREW, EVERY JOB'S HIGH STAKES,
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE.
THIS IS COUNTING CARS.
COME ON IN, YOU TWO.
YOUR CAR ARRIVED PERFECT, MAN.
IT'S BEEN WITH ME FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW,
SO I'VE HAD A LITTLE TIME TO LOOK AT IT.
- YES.
- AND I THINK IT'S AN AMAZING CAR.
I LOVE THIS CAR.
'34 FORD FOUR-DOOR SEDAN, MAN.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
LAST WEEK, DONNA AND ROBERT
SHIPPED US THEIR 1934 FORD FOUR-DOOR SEDAN.
THEY'RE IN TOWN ALL THE WAY FROM OKLAHOMA,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO THIS CAR,
AND WHY THEY WANT TO DO IT.
TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL CAR.
FIRST OFF, I LOVE OLD FORDS.
SECOND OFF, I LOVE '34 FORDS.
I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BODY STYLE.
- IT'S A WORK OF ART.
- WE JUST THINK THEY'RE THE GREATEST THINGS EVER.
- I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
- WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER,
THERE WAS A '34 FORD COUPE THAT SAT IN MY YARD.
- UH-HUH.
- AND IT WAS MY PLAY TOY.
IT WAS MY PLAYHOUSE.
I NEVER SAW THE CAR RUN,
BUT I DROVE IT A MILLION MILES.
I PLAYED IN THAT CAR UNTIL I WAS ABOUT SEVEN YEARS OLD
AND THEY CUT IT UP AND SOLD IT FOR JUNK,
AND I CRIED.
- OH! - TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE.
- THAT HAD TO HURT, MAN.
- AND I'VE HAD A LOVE AFFAIR WITH THEM EVER SINCE.
- OKAY.
BACK IN 1934,
THIS FORD SOLD FOR $615.
FOR THAT, YOU GOT A SLEEK EXTERIOR
AND UNDER THE HOOD,
A 221-CUBIC-INCH FLATHEAD 90-HORSEPOWER V8,
MAKING THIS BABY CAPABLE OF SPEEDS
OVER 90 MILES PER HOUR.
A FAIR SHARE OF INFAMOUS DRIVERS
TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ITS CRIME-FLEEING ABILITIES.
ON MAY 23RD, 1934,
ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS CAR CHASES WENT DOWN IN LOUISIANA,
ENDING IN A SHOOTOUT BETWEEN POLICE AND THE OUTLAW DRIVERS.
THE GETAWAY CAR WAS FILLED WITH OVER 100 BULLET HOLES
WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE.
THAT WAS THE FINAL RIDE
FOR THE NOTORIOUS PAIR BONNIE AND CLYDE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS CAR?
- ABOUT SEVEN YEARS. - SEVEN YEARS.
AND HAVE YOU BEEN-- HAS IT BEEN ON THE ROAD
AND THINGS LIKE THAT?
- JUST AROUND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
- OKAY.
HOW COME Y'ALL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT?
JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO GET TO IT,
OR WHAT'S THE DEAL?
- WELL, A COUPLE OF HEART ATTACKS.
- I'M SORRY.
- A BROKEN HIP AND A FEW OTHER THINGS.
- YOU WERE THE HEART ATTACKS, YOU WERE THE HIPS?
- YEAH.
- WELL, KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO.
- YEAH, IT'S--
WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE; WE'RE THROUGH.
- OKAY, GOOD.
SO NOW IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN.
WHAT'S YOUR END PLAN WITH THIS FORD?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT WHEN IT'S DONE?
- WE'RE GONNA TOUR THE UNITED STATES.
- DRIVE IT EVERYWHERE. - EVERYWHERE.
- AMEN TO THAT.
WE NEED TO GET THIS CAR
IN THE CONDITION WHERE IT'S READY TO TOUR THE COUNTRY.
- RIGHT.
- I SAY WE UPDATE SOME THINGS.
I WOULD LOVE TO DO A WHOLE MODERN CHASSIS.
FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT? - FEEL REAL GOOD.
IT'S WHAT WE WANT.
- YES. - AWESOME. AWESOME.
LET ME ASK YOU A COUPLE MORE QUESTIONS HERE.
WHAT ABOUT COSMETICS?
COLORWISE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
- PEARL WHITE WITH NEW REAL STYLE FLAMES
LIKE IF IT WAS ON FIRE.
- I GOT YOU.
- BUT IN BLUE. USE BLUE AND WHITE.
YOU KNOW, BLUE AND WHITE IS HOTTER THAN RED AND ORANGE.
- THAT'S TRUE.
WHEN IT'S BURNING BLUE, IT'S EVEN HOTTER.
I LIKE THAT.
SO COMING OUT OF THE HOOD LOUVERS,
MAYBE LICKING OUT OF THE FENDER WELLS A LITTLE BIT
AS IF IT TRULY WAS ON FIRE.
- YEAH. - I LIKE THAT.
- HEY, GUYS. - 'SUP, KEV?
I WANT YOU TO MEET A COUPLE OF REALLY COOL FOLKS, MAN.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- THIS IS ROBERT, AND THIS IS DONNA.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS KEVIN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- KEVIN'S MY MANAGER HERE.
BROTHER MAN, THIS IS THEIR '34 FORD.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I SAW IT COME.
IT'S GORGEOUS.
- THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS CAR,
AND THEY'RE GONNA CRUISE THE NATION IN THIS CAR.
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS, WE'RE GONNA UPDATE SOME STUFF.
SO THE UGLY QUESTION, MAN.
YOU WANT TO ASK THEM THE UGLY QUESTION?
THERE'S ALWAYS THE UGLY--
- IT'S NOT UGLY.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BUDGET IS,
AND THEN I ALSO WANT TO KNOW WHAT I CAN'T GO OVER.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WE STARTED WITH 35,000.
REALISTICALLY, WE CAN GO TO 50.
IF WE GO OVER 50,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME AND LIVE WITH Y'ALL.
[laughter]
- I HEAR YOU.
- 49,995 IS THE CAP.
- YEAH, IT'S THE CAP. - OKAY.
- CAN IT BE DONE?
- I LOVE WORKING ON THESE OLD CARS,
BUT YOU GOT TO KNOW, MAN,
THE OLDER THEY ARE, SOMETIMES YOU RUN INTO
A LOT MORE SURPRISES
IN TRYING TO MAKE THESE THINGS ROAD WORTHY AGAIN.
I GOT TO MAKE THIS CAR SAFE AND COMFORTABLE
FOR ROBERT AND DONNA TO DRIVE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
SO ONCE WE GET STARTED, THERE AIN'T NO TURNING BACK.
I JUST HOPE WE CAN DO IT FOR UNDER THAT 50 GRAND.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO PAST YOUR 35
ONLY BECAUSE WE'RE DOING A WHOLE DIFFERENT CHASSIS SETUP,
BUT I'M DIGGING ON THIS THING.
HOW YOU GUYS FEELING ABOUT IT?
YOU STOKED?
- IT'S SO EXCITING.
[laughter]
- WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO GO TO THE OFFICE
AND FINALIZE A FEW THINGS
SO WE CAN GET BUSY ON IT?
- HE WON'T BITE.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH IT.
- THANK YOU.
- DONNA, DONNA.
- YOU KNOW, KEVIN, IT'S ALWAYS RARE
THAT WE GET OUT IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS.
WE GOT TO STOP BY AND SEE OUR BUDDY GORDON.
- THAT'S IT, GORDIE'S GARAGE.
- GORDIE'S GARAGE, MAN.
WE MET GORDON A WHILE BACK WHEN HE WAS OUT CRUISING AROUND
IN A CAR HE CALLS "DOUBLE TROUBLE."
IT'S A WICKED OLD STREET ROD WITH TWO ENGINES IN IT.
THERE WASN'T ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD
FOR HIM TO PART WITH THAT CAR,
BUT SINCE THEN, WE'VE DEFINITELY STAYED IN TOUCH.
WELL, SOMETHING'S RUNNING.
AH, HERE HE IS.
GORDON, WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
- [laughs]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU, BRO?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU, PARTNER.
EVERYTHING GOOD?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GORDON, THAT GUY'S AN ENGINEERING MANIAC.
HE'S ALWAYS TINKERING ON ONE THING OR ANOTHER.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S WORKING ON.
BUT THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO STOP BY
AND SEE WHAT HE'S GOT GOING,
'CAUSE WHATEVER IT IS,
I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE COOL.
- HOW'S MY Z28?
- WELL...
- YOU'RE DOING WORK ON IT.
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
- WHOA, WAIT A SECOND.
- I'VE GOT SOME OTHER IDEAS,
SOME OTHER PROJECTS I'M WORKING ON,
SO, YOU KNOW, I MIGHT NEED SOME CASH.
- SERIOUSLY?
A '79 Z28.
NOW YOU STARTED DOING SOME WORK ON IT,
'CAUSE I SEE THE FRONT END'S APART
AND THE BACK END'S APART.
- WELL, I STARTED TO STRIP IT DOWN,
'CAUSE I WAS GONNA TAKE IT IN
AND GET A PAINT JOB DONE ON IT.
- SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA KNOW, UM...
- I MAY, YOU KNOW--SOME TIME IN THE SPRING TIME.
- SO YOU AIN'T GONNA BUY THE CAR TODAY.
- YEAH, IT'S A BIT OF A TEASE.
- BUT IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO STOP BY AND SAY HI.
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON, THEN?
I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE DOING SOMETHING CRAZY.
- ACTUALLY, I AM.
I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA JUST ROCK YOUR SOCKS.
- REALLY? - OH, YEAH.
- IS IT HERE? - IT'S HERE.
- IN THE GARAGE? - IN THE GARAGE.
- CAN WE SEE IT?
- BUT DON'T ASK ME; IT AIN'T FOR SALE.
[laughter]
- OKAY, I WON'T.
I WON'T TRY IT.
I JUST WANT TO SEE IT.
WHAT YOU GOT GOING, MAN?
- OH, CHECK IT OUT, MAN.
- HOLY CRAP, GORDON.
YOU GOT FOUR ENGINES ON THIS BIKE.
SOMETHING CRAZY.
- ACTUALLY, I AM.
I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA JUST ROCK YOUR SOCKS.
- REALLY? CAN WE SEE IT.
- OH, YEAH.
- WHAT YOU GOT GOING, MAN?
- OH, CHECK IT OUT, MAN.
- HOLY CRAP, GORDON.
YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.
HAVE YOU NOT?
YOU GOT FOUR ENGINES ON THIS BIKE.
- FOUR ENGINES.
- YOU ARE INSANE.
- THIS IS QUADRUPLE V-TWIN MOTORS ON A BIKE.
- ON A BIKE.
- WHAT IN THE WORLD POSSESSED YOU
TO TRY THIS?
- WELL, THIS HAS DEFINITELY NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE.
COULD BE THE VERY FIRST.
- ABSOLUTELY.
WELL, I MEAN, TYING THIS ALL TOGETHER
HAS GOT TO BE PURE INSANITY
TO MAKE ALL FOUR OF THESE RUN IN HARMONY.
- DEFINITELY AN ENGINEERING FEAT, THIS ONE.
- MAN, AND I THOUGHT BUILDING A CAR
WITH TWO ENGINES WAS CRAZY.
I MEAN, IF GORDON CAN MAKE A MOTORCYCLE WITH FOUR ENGINES
ACTUALLY WORK AND RUN AND RIDE AND GO DOWN THE STREET,
NOT ONLY IS HE CRAZY, HE'S A GENIUS.
- WHAT WE GOT OVER HERE,
WE'VE GOT THE TWO CONVENTIONAL ENGINES.
THEY RUN CLOCKWISE. - RIGHT.
- SO NOW WE'VE MIRROR IMAGED THEM,
AND WE SPUN THEM AROUND 180 DEGREES,
SO NOW THESE TWO, IN THEORY, ARE RUNNING THE OPPOSITE WAY.
- SO THEY'RE ON THE REVERSE SIDE,
AND TECHNICALLY, THEY'VE GOT TO RUN IN REVERSE.
- EXACTLY.
- THAT'S PRETTY INSANE.
DO IT WORK?
- IT'S VERY, VERY CLOSE.
I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THE IGNITION.
GOT POWER.
[engine grinding]
WE'RE CLOSE. - I LOVE IT.
- WE'RE REAL CLOSE.
- GORDON, THIS IS INSANE, BRO.
I WANT YOU TO CALL US
WHEN THIS THING IS ACTUALLY UP AND RUNNING AND STUFF.
I MEAN, I WANT TO SEE THIS.
ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, GORDON,
I WANT TO RIDE THIS THING.
I WANT TO TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD.
- LONG AS YOU GOT GOOD INSURANCE,
I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- [laughs]
- YOU NEED TO MAKE IT SAFE
SO MY BOY DOESN'T GET HURT.
- IT'LL BE SAFE.
- LOOK AT IT, DUDE.
THERE IS NOTHING SAFE ABOUT THIS.
- [laughs]
- MAN, I'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY STUFF IN MY TIME
BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,
THIS MOTORCYCLE HAS GOT TO BE
ONE OF THE MOST INSANE PIECES OF EQUIPMENT
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
UNBELIEVABLE, BROTHER.
I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOKING AT A UNION ROAD CREW HERE,
JUST STANDING AROUND LOOKING AT SOMETHING.
WHERE'S YOUR ORANGE VESTS?
- TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS.
- A FEW WEEKS AGO, A VERY COOL COUPLE
BROUGHT IN A 1934 FORD,
AND THEY WANTED A FULL MAKEOVER.
SINCE THEY INTEND TO DRIVE THIS VEHICLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT THIS CAR IS RUNNING FLAWLESSLY.
SO I'M CHECKING IN WITH MY MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT RIGHT NOW
AND SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- IT'S LEAKING BRAKE FLUID.
- THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
- EVERY TIME YOU HIT THE BRAKE PEDAL,
IT JUST SQUIRTS RIGHT OUT OF THAT--
- OH, IT'S AT THE FLARE. - AT THE FLARE?
- AT THE FLARE.
BECAUSE WE NEED THAT TOOL I TOLD YOU WE NEED.
- WE DON'T NEED A TOOL LIKE THAT.
WE CAN USE THIS.
- NO, MAN, THAT THING'S OLDER THAN ME.
- IT WORKED FOR 40 YEARS. - YEAH, EXACTLY.
- NEVER HAD A PROBLEM.
- LOTS OF THINGS WORK.
THEY DON'T WORK WELL.
- MY NEW-SCHOOL HIRES, DOC AND CHUCK,
THESE CATS ARE TRYING TO TALK ME INTO BUYING
THIS NEW MODERN HYDRAULIC FLARING SYSTEM
SO THAT WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN BRAKE LINES IN-HOUSE
AS OPPOSED TO BUYING THEM FROM THE FACTORY.
NOW, GEORGE, BOB, AND MYSELF,
WE'RE FROM THE OLD SCHOOL.
SO WE'RE NOT THAT EASY OF A SELL.
- IT'S 2013, MAN.
YOU GOT TO GET DIGITAL.
- WELL, LET ME ASK YOU GUYS A QUESTION, THEN.
THESE HYDRAULIC MACHINES, THESE FANCY, NEW-FANGLED DEALS,
WHAT IS THE ADVANTAGE TO HAVING THAT HYDRAULIC TOOL?
- TIME. - TIME?
- AROUND HERE, WHEN DO WE HAVE EVER HAVE EXCESS TIME?
- WELL, WE DON'T HAVE EXCESS TIME.
THAT'S TRUE.
I GET IT. I GET THE ADVANTAGE OF BOTH.
I MEAN, IF WE HAD THE HYDRAULIC MACHINE,
WE COULD DO ALL OF OUR OWN LINES
BEFORE THEY GO ON THE CAR,
AND MORE THAN LIKELY, THEY WOULD BE FLAWLESS.
- YEAH. - IT'S FOOLPROOF.
WITH THE DIES, YOU DON'T MESS WITH IT.
IT'S DONE. IT'S NOT QUESTION.
- HOW LONG WILL THEY LAST?
- WE'RE BUILDING CARS, MAN.
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
- WELL, YEAH, EXCEPT THIS TOOL
SEEMS TO BE LASTING FOREVER.
HOW OLD IS THAT KIT, GEORGE?
- GOT TO BE AT LEAST 40 YEARS OLD.
- HIS MOM BOUGHT HIM THAT.
[laughter]
- FOR CHRISTMAS, WHEN HE WAS SIX?
- FIRST STARTED WORKING ON CARS.
- YEAH, WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST HIP REPLACEMENT DONE.
[laughter]
- SO THE CHANCES ARE
A HYDRAULIC MACHINE WOULD BE VERY USEFUL FOR US.
- ABSOLUTELY. - INDISPENSABLE.
- BUT ON THE RARE OCCASION THAT IT DOES MAKE A MISTAKE,
WE STILL GOT TO HAVE THIS TO FIX IT.
- YEAH, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET RID OF THE PAPERWEIGHT.
- [laughs]
OKAY, SO HOW MUCH ARE ONE OF THESE MACHINES
THAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT?
- 500. - 500?
- THEY'RE PRETTY CHEAP.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M ONE OF THOSE
ZOMBIE APOCALYPTIC GUYS,
SO I MEAN, I'M ALWAYS GONNA FALL ON THE SIDES
OF A TOOL THAT--THAT IS TRIED AND TRUE
AND WILL BE HERE FOREVER,
BUT IN ALL HONESTY, I SEE THE ADVANTAGE.
FOR ONLY 500 BUCKS
FOR A NEW-SCHOOL TOOL THAT CAN SAVE TIME AND MONEY,
IT'S A WIN-WIN ALL THE WAY AROUND.
I'LL GET THE TOOL.
SO WE'LL HAVE OUR NEW SCHOOL.
BUT DON'T EVER LOSE THOSE.
NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO
THE LOVE FEST THAT WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO,
AND I'M GONNA GET BACK TO WORK.
NICE JOB ON THIS.
LET'S GET THAT LEAK HANDLED, AND WE'RE GOOD.
- HEY, WE CAN RECYCLE THIS.
- YOU AIN'T THROWING NOTHING AWAY.
- COME ON, ROLI.
GET THIS DAMN THING COVERED.
- IT'S NOT ILLUSION.
WE JUST MADE THE CAR DISAPPEAR.
- YOU'RE A MORON.
- HEY. - WHAT'S UP?
- GOOFY AND GOOFBALL.
- WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
- DOESN'T MATTER.
LISTEN, I REALLY NEED YOU GUYS
TO DO ME A HUGE FAVOR.
I WOULDN'T ASK YOU GUYS IF I DIDN'T NEED IT.
THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
WASHING DOGS AGAIN?
- NO, BUT I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE VERY RESPONSIBLE
AND ACT LIKE ADULTS.
ROLI, CAN YOU BE RESPONSIBLE?
- YEAH.
- CAN YOU BE RESPONSIBLE?
YES.
- YES, YES.
- WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SLATER, COME HERE.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
- YOU GUYS, THIS IS SLATER.
THIS IS MIKE AND ROLI, OKAY?
- WHAT DOES SLATER HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT YOU NEED US TO DO?
- THIS IS FORKLIFT'S DAUGHTER.
HE ASKED ME TO WATCH HER.
HE HAD AN EMERGENCY.
NOW I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA WATCH SLATER
FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES WHILE I RUN OUT.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH HER?
- SHE HAS HER HOMEWORK TO DO.
RIGHT, SLATER, WE TALKED ABOUT YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK?
- YES.
- KEV, I DON'T REALLY WATCH CHILDREN.
- I'VE ASKED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
YOU BOTH SAID YES.
I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
SLATER IS JUST GONNA WORK ON HER HOMEWORK.
ALL'S YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS JUST WATCH HER.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SLATER, CALL ME IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, OKAY?
- OKAY. - YOU TWO?
I'LL BE BACK AS QUICK AS I CAN.
- COME ON.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
I FORGOT. I'M SORRY.
- SLAUGHTER. - SLAUGHTER?
- SLATER. - SKATER?
- HE'S NOT JOKING.
HE JUST REALLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M GOOD AT MANY THINGS, BUT CHILDCARE,
THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
HELL, I GOT FOUR CATS AT HOME.
THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME EITHER.
COME ON, GET YOUR HOMEWORK OUT.
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT.
- HOMEWORK?
- AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP HER.
- OH, MAN.
- WHAT HOMEWORK WE GOT. WHAT WE GOT HERE?
- VAKABULA--VAKABULARY.
- VOCABULARY.
- OH, PARDON MY FOREIGN ENGLISH.
- PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR HAND.
THERE YOU GO.
- WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
"WRITE NUMBER SENTENCES FOR"-- WHAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
- ME NEITHER.
- THAT'S EASY.
- THAT'S THE ONE I WOULD'VE WENT FOR.
- YEAH, I WOULD'VE PICKED THAT ONE TOO.
GOOD CHOICE.
- [sniffing]
[laughs]
- I'M DONE.
- SHE'S QUICK.
- NOW I GET TO DRAW ON YOUR FACES WITH MARKERS.
- YOU CAN DRAW ON MIKE ALL YOU WANT.
- I DON'T CARE.
I'M GAME.
- [laughs]
- OKAY.
- I WANT TO SEE THIS. - SHUT UP.
THIS BETTER COME OFF.
OH, BOY.
- OH, NOTHING LIKE USING BLACK.
THAT SHOULD BE HARD AS HECK TO GET OUT.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS.
- KEVIN OWES ME AND MIKE BIG TIME
BECAUSE HE MADE US BABYSIT TODAY.
WE MADE SURE SHE FINISH HER HOMEWORK,
AND NOW SHE PAINT ON OUR FACE WITH MARKERS?
- GET SOME MORE COLORS GOING ON HIM.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW I END UP WITH THIS TONIGHT.
- YOU LOOK GOOD, BRO?
I'M NOT DONE.
I'M GONNA PUT A LITTLE ORANGE.
- GOOFY, GOOFBALL, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
- WE'RE UP HERE!
PACK IT UP. PACK IT UP.
- FINISHING HOMEWORK.
- ZIP IT UP. ZIP IT UP.
- HEY, GUYS.
SLATER, YOUR DAD'S HERE.
- DADDY.
- SEE YOU LATER. - GREAT JOB.
- YOU GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE? - YES.
- THANKS, GUYS.
- BYE, MIKE AND ROLI.
- BYE. - SEE YOU LATER.
- SEE YOU LATER. SEE YOU, BROTHER.
- THANKS, KEVIN. - YOU GOT IT.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- FIX MY SHOE.
AND THE PILLOWS.
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
TURN AROUND, ROLAND.
- [laughs]
- TURN AROUND.
OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
- LISTEN, YOU SAID, "KEEP AN EYE ON HER."
- SHE DIDN'T CRY.
SHE WAS SAFE.
SHE DID THE HOMEWORK.
- I THINK THIS IS A VICTORY FOR US.
- WE'VE BEEN WORKING LIKE CRAZY
TURNING THIS 1934 FORD INTO A BEAUTIFUL NEW OLD HOT ROD.
NOW, THAT LEAKY BRAKE LINE,
IT DEFINITELY SET US BACK A LITTLE BIT,
AND ROBERT AND DONNA,
WELL, TH'RE ALREADY IN TOWN.
SO I SENT 'EM OUT FOR A LONG DINNER,
AND NOW THEIR CAR IS FINALLY READY.
I'M NOT SO SURE THEY'RE GONNA WANT TO DRIVE IT OUT OF HERE
THIS LATE AT NIGHT.
SO I HOPE THEIR ROOM IS STILL AVAILABLE,
AND I REALLY HOPE THAT THEY LOVE THEIR CAR.
SO, ROBERT, YOU WERE TELLING ME A LONG TIME AGO, MAN,
THAT, AS A KID, YOU USED TO PLAY IN A 1934 FORD OUT IN THE YARD.
- THAT'S CORRECT.
- AND WHAT KIND OF SHAPE WAS THAT ONE IN?
- WELL, IT WAS IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE
TILL I STEPPED THROUGH THE CLOTH ROOF ON IT ONE DAY.
- [laughs]
THAT'S HILARIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME.
I THINK WE'VE MADE YOU GUYS WAIT LONG ENOUGH.
- YEAH. - YOU READY TO SEE IT?
- YES, YES. - WE'RE READY.
- ROLI, BROTHER.
BRING THAT GORGEOUS CAR IN HERE, MAN.
[engine turns over]
- [gasps]
- OH.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHOO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
WHOO!
OH, MY LAND.
OH, THAT'S--OH.
THAT IS GORGEOUS.
[horn honks]
[laughter]
[engine revs]
- [screams]
- HOW SWEET IT IS.
- TAKING THIS 1934 FORD TO THE NEXT LEVEL,
WELL, THAT WAS JUST A BLAST.
WE STARTED OFF BY TAKING THE CARS 327 ENGINE
AND REBUILT IT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
WE DID A GORGEOUS ALL WHITE LEATHER INTERIOR
WITH BLUE PIPING TO MATCH THOSE FLAMES ON THE OUTSIDE.
AND, OF COURSE, TOPPED THAT OFF WITH THE CLASSIC CRAGAR SS RIMS.
ALL I CAN SAY IS, SHE'S READY TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRY
IN STYLE AND COMFORT AND DEPENDABILITY.
- [laughs]
- TAKE YOUR TIME, GANG.
- HAVE AT IT.
- BEAUTIFUL.
OH, GOOD GRIEF, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- SOMEONE IS EXCITED.
- OH. OOH!
FLAMES ARE GORGEOUS.
OH, AND THE WHEELS.
- IT IS FANTASTIC.
- SO IN YOUR MIND,
DID YOU EVER ENVISION IT LOOKING LIKE THIS?
- NO.
BUT YOU MUST'VE BEEN IN MY MIND WHEN YOU DONE IT,
BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT IT ANY CLOSER TO WHAT I WANTED.
I REALLY DON'T.
- THAT'S THE ARTIST RIGHT HERE.
- ANY WAY YOU COULD'VE GOT IT ANY CLOSER.
- YOU WANT TO SEE UNDER THE HOOD?
- I WANT TO SEE UNDER THE HOOD.
- YEAH, MAN, SHE'S YOUR 327,
AND IT'S ALL FUEL-INJECTED NOW.
IT'S GOT A MODERN-- ALL YOUR MODERN--
A/C COMPRESSOR, EVERYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT.
- YOU LEFT MY FIREWALL IN GOOD SHAPE.
- DARN RIGHT.
LEFT THE FIREWALL IN GREAT SHAPE.
DID NOT WANT TO CUT THAT UP.
PLUS TO SEE, YOU KNOW, ALL THE ORIGINAL BODY LINES
ON THE FIREWALL,
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TRY AND RETAIN THAT KIND OF STUFF.
- YES, IT IS.
- SO WE JUST CLEANED IT UP AND MADE IT REAL NICE.
- IT MAKES ME WANT TO JUST CRY.
[laughter]
- WELL, HERE I GOT A BIG SHOULDER.
WHY DON'T YOU CRY ON MY SHOULDER, DONNA?
- LET ME SET THIS DOWN, BROTHER.
- [humming]
IT'S JUST WAY GORGEOUS.
SEEING IT AND FINALLY HALFWAY SOAKING IN TO ME,
I'M SURE I'LL JUST BAWL AND SQUALL FOR HALF THE WAY HOME.
- DID WE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD?
- BEYOND THAT.
- THERE IS MORE GOOD NEWS
ON TOP OF THE FACT THAT THE CAR CAME OUT SO BEAUTIFUL.
YOU ALL TOLD ME NOT TO EXCEED 50 GRAND
OR ELSE WE WERE ALL GONNA END UP MOVING IN TOGETHER.
- YEAH.
- WE WERE GONNA MOVE IN WITH YOU.
- SO AS MUCH AS WE WOULD LOVE Y'ALL LIVING WITH US,
WE KEPT IT AT THE 50 GRAND BUDGET,
SO WE ALL WON'T HAVE TO MOVE INTO A COMMUNE TOGETHER.
[laughter]
- YAY!
SAY WHOO-HOO!
- SO WE'VE WON, WON, AND WON
ALL THE WAY AROUND, RIGHT?
- OH, YES, YES, YES. - AMEN.
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU RUN INTO A CUSTOMER
THAT YOU CAN TELL HAS JUST BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THE MOMENT
WHEN THEY SEE THEIR FINISHED CAR FOR THE FIRST TIME,
HOPING THAT WE MADE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE.
THIS WAS DEFINITELY THE CASE WITH ROBERT AND DONNA.
THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH THEIR CAR,
AND I'M THRILLED THAT WE WERE ABLE TO DO IT FOR 'EM.
WELL, LET'S DO THIS, KEV.
LET'S GO BACK UP TO THE OFFICE.
- YEP.
- LET'S TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE BIT OF BUSINESS.
AND LET'S GET THEM OUT ON THE ROAD.
THAT'S IT.
COME ON, GANG, LET'S GO TO THE OFFICE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LEAVE.
[laughter]