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Bips: Yay we're recording. Everyone: Hey, hi, etc.
Ven: So we're doing the hunger games-thingy. Bips: So we've got a special guest here Jimmy, if you see all the way over there. Clock: Hey! Ven: Over there! Hello Clockophone.
Ven: Hey you can see him even better on my screen.
Clock: Hello internet. Ok, So...
Bips: But I can't see your screen.
Bips: Yeah, so, you wanna give the...What we're doing? And Stuff?
Ven: Yeah Matt do it, do it Matt.
Manga: Well, really, if you haven't noticed the huge gold thing in the middle of the field
and you don't know what that is
and you haven't read the title of this episode
entitled the hunger games, I think you're lost. Ven: *Laughs*
Manga: So
Bips: But who says we're gonna name it that? Manga: If you don't know the rules of the Hunger Games, then I will explain those to you.
Ven: With our added rules because we're only four people. Everyone: Yes, yep, etc.
Manga: Uh... we're not going
Basically
In those book's, a buncha
Kids had to run up
And grab all the stuff that they could in the middle of this arena
And then
Basically try and kill each other.
It's...Really if you don't know Bips: Death...
Manga: Then you've been living under a rock.
Manga: So... Bips: It's pretty much a gladiator arena. Ven: Yeah. Manga: Basically.
Clock: For kids. Manga: For children.
Ven: Fancy graphics, off. Bips: So yeah, for children.
Manga: Umm, so
Basically the rules that we're changing is that we're not going to
Fight at the cornucopia. we're just gonna grab what we can and then
Walk away in different directions.
And then start. So.
Manga: I guess, we can start going, really. Clock: Because there's only four of us. Ven: Ok, and
Countdown. Bips: Ah! Ah! Clock: Ah! Bips: Ok I'm back.
Ven: What happened? *Laughter* Bips: Sorry. Manga: It was so simple! How did you?
Bips: My bad. *More Laughter*
Bips: No I, I disconnected by some - By accident. By pressing a button. Ven: Matt, what are you doing? Get back in your circle thingy. Fine.
Bips: Just go. Manga: *Laughs*
Clock: What? What? Oh. Manga: *Laughs*
Ven: There! the inside's the best.
Clock: Pants. Ven: Ooh!
Ven: Yeah the inside is the best umm
I'm just gonna
Yeah, run. Run.
Don't kill me.
Clock: What the.
Clock: Oh we have to grab things from the chest? Ven: Yeah. Clock: Oh! Manga: Yes.
Ven: Oh crap what the heck? Clock: Whoops. Bips: Oh no. Hi.
Ven: There's like a force field right there. *Laughter*
Clock: I thought we just grabbed from our own chest. Manga: Go, jungle.
Manga: No wait, I'm gonna go, no, no, I am going to the jungle yes. *chuckles* Ven: No! No!
Manga: Not to the wide open plane, that would be bad. Ven: No!
I'm going to the jungle.
Ven: For some reason I cannot sprint but have full hunger.
Manga: Well I'm, I'm going in a different direction than you are. Ven: Ok. Manga: Don't worry.
Ven: I think it is kind of illegal to have steam chat on but I feel like having it, it's fun. Ow. I fell. Manga: *Laughs*
Bips: Wait, why is it illegal? Oh. Manga: Yeah, we can't really talk about where we are,
Or we're doing because they would be very very, umm...
Clock: So I just go and do whatever now? Ven: Umm...
Bips: Pretty much. We're supposed to kill each other. Ven: I think there are hidden chests. Clock: Oh ok.
Ven: Right, if you find anything. Bips: Find and destroy.
Ven: Did the thing say there are hidden chests?
Clock: I'll kill this pig here. Manga: Did it? I don't know. Ven: Huh.
Manga: I didn't really read it... Ven: Ok. Manga: I just kinda gave it to you guys.
Ven: Cause I know this isn't the one that everyone talks about but it
Still looks good enough.
It's like a different version of it, but still.
Clock: Are we allowed to mine? Manga: Really.
Manga: Yes. Ven: Uhh, I'm gonna say yes, but don't go too deep, cause then we can't find you.
Bips: So we're allowed to do anything, like
Mining stuff then. Is that correct? Ven: Yes. Manga: We're allowed to play Minecraft the way it's
meant to be played.
Manga: Yes. Bips: Awesome. Ven: Oh my gosh. Clock: Interesting. Bips: *Gasps* Ven: Phone.
Bips: Its a phone!
Clock: Oh no! And I can't turn my fax machine off. Manga: Don't disconnect from your server again.
Ven: I keep on falling.
Bips: Wow it's been four minutes already.
Ven: Four minutes?
Bips: Four minutes. Cuatro.
Manga: I took a long time explaining absolutely nothing.
*Laughter*
Clock: You basically explained if you haven't read the Hunger Games then, you're screwed.
Ven: It seems like a very small jungle. All: Yeah, yep, etc. Clock: Which is me!
Clock: I have no idea what I'm doing. Ven: No this jungle is not that big. Clock: I have found a huge pit. Bips: I have a second or third book, if anyone wants to borrow those.
Manga: Well, the objective is to kill us, and survive
Really. I mean,
Stop, and fight us. Clock: But you guys went in different directions!
Ven: Survive, then you'll find and kill. Bips: That's the intention. Manga: Because we want to kill you.
Bips: And we want to survive ourselves.
Ven: *Laughs* We went in different directions because we want to kill you.
Okay
Clock: Ok, that makes sense. Ven: Should we go towards each other for that?
Oh hey chicken.
Manga: I'm gonna start a farm.
Start irrigating, you know.
Helping the environment. Clock: Oh zombie!
Manga: Cut down trees, deforestation. Clock: Gotta get outta here!
Ven: Apple.
Should I be saying what I'm finding?
Yeah deforestation, Bips: Probably not.
Ven: Is probably a really good idea, I have not done that yet.
I've just been running around.
Ven: I hope there's... Bips: Are we allowed...Actually, I guess making beds and sleeping doesn't really
Help very much anyway. Ven: *Laughs* No
No probably not.
Manga: Somebody found a trench.
Darn it, now I'm gonna have to walk in the other direction.
Clock: *Laughs* Ven: Do you see somebody else? Manga: Yep. Ven: Who?
Manga: We really didn't do a very good job of, like,
Going in different directions I guess. Clock: *Laughs* Ven:I think this is meant to be a very small map.
I think it has, like a barrier around it.
Manga: It better. Bips: It does? Ven: I hope it does, because then it would be,
Like, impossible for this to be finished if we
keep going in one direction. Bips: True.
Manga: Well,
What's really nice is that we don't really have to worry about water, like they did in the
Actual books.
Manga: Thats nice. Bips: *Sarcastic laugh* Ven: Don't spoil it for some people.
I mean of course I got into that part but don't spoil it for some people. All: *Laughter*
Manga: What are you talking about? All: *Chuckles* Bips: By some people you mean yourself?
Ven: No I said I've gotten
Right to that part, so don't say anything else. Bips: Oh.
Oh you're on the third book? Manga: Wait, you finished the first one though?
Ven: There was no water in that one.
Manga: Yeah, there was always a race to get as much water as they could. Bips: No, no that was the other one.
Ven: Oh.
I thought you meant like, a body of water Bips: Oh no no no, not that one, yeah. Ven: Ok.
Manga: No no no no no.
Ven: There's a thing called food though.
Bips: *Laughs* There is a thing called food.
Ven: I'd just like to point that out. Bips: And food is helpful. Manga: Yeah that would be true.
Ven: I feel like Tarzan, on top of the jungle.
Bips: *Laughs* Nice.
Thanks for letting me know where you are, by the way. Ven: *Laughs* Yeah well, we both established that me and Matt
Went into the jungle.
This is definitely a... Manga: I think somebody else did too, because one person
Was right outside of the jungle by a trench. Ven: This may just be a fake jungle
Because a lot of these trees don't look normal.
Clock: I can't find anything! Bips: That's a lot of work to make a fake jungle here.
All the colors are right though. Manga: What are you looking for?
Clock: I mean I'm not looking for anything, I'm looking for the surface.
Ven: I don't think there was ever snow in this. All: *Laughter*
Ven: Oh! Manga: So by anything you mean anything normal? Clock: I mean really, anything. All: *Laughter*
Ven: Let me see... Clock: I did not...Oh God, I did
Not plan this out well.
I am marooned.
Clock: In this ditch. Bips: Aww! Poor Jimmy. Ven: I didn't plan at all.
Ven: Wait what am I making this for, I have a pick.
Clock: I didn't even build, I didn't even
Punch a tree.
Ven: I think I'm actually at an advantage to you guys... Manga: I didn't even need to punch a tree, because I have a freaking axe.
Bips: Wait, why are you at an advantage to us then?
Ven: Like I said, the middle of the cornucopia has the best stuff.
Bips: Yeah, what did you get? Manga: And then he grabbed the middle...
The most middle chest.
Manga: I grabbed the other two ones. *Laughs* Ven: I'm not...I'm not gonna
Point that out until you guys find me. Bips: Divulge that information?
Manga: Oh crap was it something enchanted? Bips: So I got there after you guys took it all? Ven: No, nothing enchanted. Manga: Or a diamond sword or
Diamond armor or something? Ven: Maybe. Manga: Cause that would be so...Freakin.... Bips: Ok, diamond I would feel like, "Ok, seriously."
Ven: Maybe.
Clock: I would be jealous. Ven: I won't use it though, I won't use it, just the pick. Manga: Oh crap, now I'm jealous.
Clock: Well you got it so I mean... Manga: You had a full set of diamond stuff?
Manga: Holy crap. Ven: No just a chestplate, and a sword, and a pick. That's all.
From one chest. Clock: Oh ok. Lucky. Bips: Seriously? Dang. Ven: Ooh.
I'm not going to use any of it other than the pick though.
Just to be nice to you guys. Manga: Yeah that's a little cheap. But...
Clock: Shoot! Shoot shoot shoot! Ven: I mean, this wasn't meant for like, 12 people, so...
Clock: This is worse now!
I fell deeper in the ditch! All: *Laughter*
Bips: Oh no! Ven: Wait, you're
In a trench?
Oh yes you are. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna go towards you. Clock: I'm in the trench. I'm in a trench.
Oh God I heard a spider. Oh God.
Manga: Oh! So Matt was the one in the trench. Ok. Ven: No I... Clock: So I read that Minecraft is one of the scariest games that I've
Played? Ven: No. Bips: Umm...
A little? But not, not too much.
Ven: No, no I wasn't in the trench until now. Bips: I mean, creepers can be scary, but... Clock: I mean I don't play very many scary games, but oh my goodness
Minecraft is scary.
Die spider. Ven: So if we came across the same trench, this place must be small.
Clock: Yeah. I think I saw.... Ven: Oh gosh, what the heck! What the heck! Manga: You know, I think there's like...
Ven: A skeleton just... Manga: How many directions are you gonna go? Towards the jungle.
That's the direction i'm going.
Ven: That skeleton it, it... Clock: Hi!
Ven: *Laughs* It
Like
Spawned right next to me.
Clock: I'll take you, zombie flesh. Manga: Oh crap Ben. They're joining in a team, we should really meet up.
Ven: No, no alliances. Bips: What happened to the saying no alliances there? Clock: Oh crap, my pickaxe broke.
Ven: I'm, I'm not!
Manga: *Laughs*
Ven: I'm just not attacking him, I'm minding my own business.
Cause he's way, beneath me. Manga: It's like an understanding.
Do we have a understandings in this game? Ven: Yeah.
They did in the movies. Bips: Oh great it's almost nighttime.
Ven: Oh he has no understanding, he's kinda
Making his way up to me. Never mind.
Umm...
Clock: No! No no no! I'm not trying to kill you! All: *Laughs*
Ven: I don't believe him.
Clock: I'm just trying to get out of the trench. Bips: Aww!
Clock: I just wanna cut a tree! Manga: So from now on, I'm not gonna make reference to the Hunger Games, I'm gonna make reference
To the better one, the Battle Royale one, so... Ven: *Chuckles*
Bips: Wait the what? Manga: It's becoming night, and we're screwed.
That's not a reference Bips: I'm not!
Ven: Hey, I'm not either. I have a hole. Bips: I'm set!
Clock: I just need...This tree... Bips: *Laughs* You have a hole.
Clock: Must punch tree.
Bips: I need coal, I probably should have gone looking for coal.
I need some, like, torches or something.
Manga: Found one of those. Ha.
Ven: Ok, what I'm gonna do is
I'm going to make my way back to cornucopia, put the diamond stuff back, cause I have
Stone, so...
I'm good now.
Cause I'm nice to you guys. Manga: Oh you know what a really Dan-
A big danger about, uhh
Clock: Ok, crafting table.
Manga: Like uh...
Dying of hunger is?
Not just like the whole dying part but the fact that you make noise.
Bips: Oh yeah. Ven: Oh you do.
Bips: Although I think by the time that you are dying from hunger you're going to have more pressing issues than,
Making noise or not making noise.
Manga: Well, not really, I mean I'm fine.
I just wasn't eating, that's all. Ven: Don't go towards the light Jimmy, please.
Clock: What?
Ven: If you see any light, don't go towards it. It's me.
Clock: Ok.
I'll go back to the trench because now I have a crafting table.
Ven: I'm gonna craft this stuff. Manga: You know, I think it's kinda dumb how the only
Animals I'm hunting are the ones that could kill me.
Well I guess that's not too dumb but still
I can't get any food off of these things and I'm shooting freaking creepers which would
Probably be the most
Ven: I was wondering what kind of animal you were referring to. Manga: No, wait a sec. Oh I don't have any redstone. Never mind.
Manga: Yeah that would be very, Ah! Clock: Yeah I see somebody in the distance.
Manga: Actually, you could make levers. Clock: What is?
Oh it's a cow.
I thought it was an Enderman. All: *Laughs*
Ven: Oh no, it's just a cow. Clock: Ah a spider!
Manga: So are we going to make like a truce, uh time?
Like where even if we come across each other, we won't attack, for a specific amount of time? Ven: Yeah. Bips: Why would you do that? Ven: How long have we been
Uh...recording Ben?
Ven: Cause I havent been checking that thing. Bips: Uhh...12 minutes and 30 seconds. Manga: Well because Matt and Jimmy have already made a pact where they won't
Kill each other. Ven: How long?
Manga: Well I mean like a certain amount of Minecraft days. Bips: 12 minutes and 30 seconds. Clock: We didn't make a pact!
I was just kind of... Manga: You guys just didn't shoot at each other, that's all.
Ven: I had a bow, actually. Manga: That's basically like a pact. Clock: Yeah we basically just ignored each other.
We pretended we didn't see each other. Manga: Exactly.
Exactly. Can we have a
Pretend we don't see each other period
For a specific amount of time or do we just wanna go all out next time we meet anybody? Ven: Uh,
Let's wait until we all at least have stone stuff. Bips: Why?
Manga: Oh yeah I should probably
Be focusing on that. Bips: Ow, that hurt. Manga: Ooh! Nothing. I'm fine.
Clock: Whoa is that lava down there?
Ven: I just realized in the Hunger Games, did everyone get a compass?
I think that was like, something that everyone got.
Bips: No.
Manga: No, I don't think so.
I don't remember that. Bips: I'm pretty sure that's not quite correct. Ven: Because that would be helpful to get back to the cornucopia, and like
Deposit my gold-I mean diamond stuff.
Bips: Ah! Manga: I have a minimap.
I think that's like cheating, isn't it? Ven: Yeah, it is. All:*Laughter* Bips: Oh yeah, I forgot to turn that off. Ven: Oh gosh, you two.
Manga: Should we turn it off?
Bips: Yeah should we turn it off? Ven: Yes, because
No one else has it. Bips: Ok.
Ven: Yeah you two could be, alliancing, and we wouldn't even know it. Manga: Ok. Bips: How do I turn it off again? Oh that's how.
Manga: Yeah go into the menu and hit disable. Yeah. Bips: Yeah
I got it. Thanks though. Clock: Ok.
Here we go.
Clock: Craft 36 sticks. Bips: Ugh I hate waiting out the night! Like, it's such a pain to just wait.
Ven: Skeleton. Over there. Manga: Actually, you know what, I think I feel pretty confident.
I think I could go take out some cree-I've already taken out a few creepers, I think I'm good.
Ven: That skeleton, and zombie, were conversing. Manga: You know what a really intense
Game of uh...
The Hunger Games would be?
Is the objective is you have to kill each other in the Nether.
You can't kill each other anywhere else.
Clock: Oooooooooh
Manga: That would be the longest game ever. Ven: Oh gosh I think this skeleton has been coming.
Bips: Yeah no kidding cause you have to get to the nether first. Manga: Exactly. Ven: *Yells* The skeletons are gonna kill me.
Ven: No, no no no no no no no. No no. No.
Manga: Oh, and if you die by...
I think we, we should put that if you die by, uh.... Ven: No! No no!
Ven: Another one! Manga: Uh...
If you die by, like, enemies, you're not disqualified. Bips: Aww!
Manga: But you do have, you can't...
Ven: I still wanna live! Ooh mushrooms! Manga: Uh...
You have too...
Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
Manga: Umm... Ven: Skeleton.
Ven: Nighttime is really hard here. Creeper! Bips: *Laughs* Manga: Yeah.
Clock: Luckily I'm not finding much of anything. Manga: Really, I haven't seen, like, anything.
Ok, Just time to wait out the night. Clock: I need, I need some...
I need some coal.
Ven: My gosh. Cloak: Ah! Coal!
Ven: What difficulty do you have this on Ben?
There's a lot of monsters. Bips: Umm...
I think it's normal, Whatever, whatever 2 is in the server controls. *Laughs* Ven: I'm used to, I'm used to easy! *Laughs* Manga: *Laughs* Clock: *Laughs*
Bips: I have never played on easy before, it's always been either peaceful or...
Whatever 2 is. *Laughs* Manga: Oop!
Enderman.
Bips: Because apparently 2's not-Oh! Sweet. Ven: 2 is normal. Manga: Watch out.
Bips: Oh wait that's not gonna be very helpful is it. Never mind. Ven: Ah! I see somebody.
Who is that? Clock: No you don't! Bips: Who do you see? Manga: ...Crap.
Oh, come on. You're seriously gonna shoot at me? Ven: *Laughs*
Manga: This early in the game? I'm actually killing myself falling off this freaking mountain. Ven: Fine. Did you have gold?
You got gold armor. Manga: What?
Yes, I do.
Very astute. Ven: Ok.
Clock: *Laughs*
Ven: Can anyone direct me back to the-I guess a creeper happened here cause...Yeah. Manga: Oh, I have full hunger.
Ven: Or you just got a lot of dirt. Bips: A creeper happened?
Ven: Yeah, a creeper happened. Oh I found my way back! That's cool. Manga: No I got a lot of dirt.
Ven: How did I do that? Manga: You really weren't far off at all.
Bips: So did anyone figure out whether there are actually borders or not yet? Ven: No.
Manga: Nah, not really.
Just don't care too much.
Time to deposit my gold-I mean di-Bleh, diamond. Manga: You know...
Ven: I keep saying gold Manga: I literally have,
Ah, whatever. Never mind.
Ven: Those diamonds. Manga: Oh that's right, I can't even make a bad because
We can't sleep out the night unless we all make a pact to. Bips: Nope, unless we all like, agree to.
Clock: *Laughs* Ven: I'm assuming
Everyone took everything out of these chests. Bips: Yep.
Manga: I don't know. Ven: I got, like two. *Laughs*
I'm ok though.
Bips: I took stuff out of, I think 3 chests, before
I checked the center and they were all gone. Manga: I got, like 5.
Bips: Oh gosh! *Laughs* Manga: *Laughs*
Manga: I'm loaded! Ven: Well, there's a prize for somebody in the middle if someone wants to come back. Manga: Nah.
Manga: It's, I-I think it's really cheating
To have someone with diamond, That's just ridiculous. Because no one else is going
To have the chance to get that. I guess even gold is kinda bad, but gold deteriorates
Really fast, so, yeah. Bips: Yeah, gold really does deteriorate quickly. Ven: Well it's
Even with diamond... Manga: I mean I have a gold sword, but...
faster than diamonds. Bips: Yeah gold swords do some damage, but they just, you get about
Four or five hits. Ven: Which can kill somebody. Bips: That is an exaggeration. Manga: Oh crap I wasted two of them on a sheep! *Laughter*
Ven: Oh! I'm sorry pig.
You fell off the mountain.
Ven: Oh here's the lake. Bips: I haven't seen anyone yet. I jus-I've just been on my own, and I haven't
Seen a single person. Ven: There are a million pigs near the lake. Manga: Yep.
I think that's a pig biome. Clock: Pig biome.
Ven: And sheep.
*Background noise* Clock: Oh I thought that was a zombie. Ven: *Laughs*
I don't know what that was.
Ven: OH! *Laughs*
Bips: Oh no!
He get got by a creeper.
Get, got, wow. did you get hit by a creeper? Ven: Yes.
Bips: Oh no.
Clock: Awww.
Manga:That's not the end, is it? Ven: No.
We decided not to, especially creepers. Manga: Ok.
Ven: My gosh, that was... Manga: That woud suck.
Ven: Wait where did I die?
Bips: I don't know, where did you die?
Ven: I mean-Oh ok, there's the hole.
You can find it
Any time.
That was a big hole! My goodness.
I think our problem with the umm...
Like fps issues with the...
What is it? Uhh, recreation map is that
We... Manga: *Laughs* Did you seriously???