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Come on! Let's go there!
Oooh!Breath the Air! Dunna it make ya proud to be Scottish?
It's *** being Scottish!
People say they hate the English - I don't!
I Just think they're wankers. We can't even find a decent civilisation to be colonised by.
It's a *** state of affairs to be in Tommy
And no amount of fresh *** air is gonna change that.
But we got IRN BRU though?
Tru that, Aye!
you got your original for the classic man
portion control for your man on the go
for your adventurous man to put some fire in his belly
and.. well noting good ever came from that.
I'm getting off the BRU mother.
I've heard that before.
Aye, but this time's different.
Tommy said that exact same thing,
then he went down to telco.
He's got no moral fibre, no backbone
ayeeee, but he does like his tizer.
That's hardly a substitute!
Irn Bru?
I wouldn't fill my body with that ***!
*SCREAMS*
My nan said she'd get me something to wean me off.
She bought me the Diet IRN BRU.
For all the good it done me,
I might as well have stuck it up my ***.
I've got a new shipment coming in.
Good stuff too.
Nooo..
Not glasses!
Ayee.
*Drums from Iggy Pop's *** for Life done by the cast with their mouths*