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Hi, we’re coming to you live from CWCville today.
We’re over at the CWCville Pavilion.
The, uh, Hedgehog Boys and the, uh, master Christian, Mayor--
he, uh, th--they perform here every Friday night and, uh...
and it draws a crowd, and it’s very goooood, y’know.
This gives me some, uh, business
from amongst the population that comes around.
Ah yes, this is our graffiti wall in the mid--
in the, uh, middle of the, uh,
city of CWCville in the metropolis.
The, uh, fee--the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously
and this is also part of our beautification project in the city...
and we--and I gotta say that the, uh,
project just looks fantab--fantastic from here.
It all looks very good.
I tell you what.
“Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue
according to conscience above all liberties.”
Cameraman: So how do you feel about President Obama and his economic policies?
CWC: I like it. It’s--he’s doing a smash-up job of it
and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money,
and getting everybody the *** for their buck.
Cameraman: How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies
with countries like Iran and Iraq?
CWC: Hmmm. Yeah, I think he’s doin’ OK.
You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh,
giving them what they, uh, require...
Yeah, he’s--I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies.
Cameraman: President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?
CWC: I think he’s a regular stand up Family Guy.
Ah yes, the old Timberlake drug store.
It’s been in the, uh, family for generations.
The, uh, only, uh s--generation that has not been able to run it
is the one that went on to a singing career.
Alright, well since the, uh, bars--
since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law,
this here’s the first bar to open up.
The, uh, Rapture, in the city of CWCville.
Uh, also goes by the nickname of, uh, R2.
Over in downtown CWCville
we honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh,
bodyguard of mine, Billy Mays.
He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m--from me
and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville.
We build this building.
To be completed in a few months.
Uh, the, uh, towers n--the, uh building
will be the Billy Mays Tower
and it will serve as the new commercial site.
In the commercial center.
Hey Xanatos man, dontcha be waggling that cartoon finger around at people.
Hey Delabonte, you WISH you were as cool as Doctor Ivo Eggman.
*bad Jamaican accent* Tie die is groovy, mon.
PeachyKeen is always awesome!
Wasn’t just in a decade, it’s for-evah!
Ulala, now reporting for Space Channel 9,
is that YOUUU in that picture?
Hey Cosmos, you WISH that I could feel ya!
Anthony Sullivan, you’re nothing WITHOUT Billy Mays,
you are nothing WITH Billy Mays,
and if you want to talk about...*** building,
look at Billy Mays Memorial right behind me.
Okay El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much,
I’ll tell you much, it was a present from Uncle Scrotor.
Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin: it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad.
How 'bout instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well,
how 'bout I rub YOU all over my face?
Hey Double CD, yeah, Robotech Era is over!
Gundam overshadowed it!
Arrrgh, Neckbeardedone,
quit lurking in ye shadows
and step up and be a REAL troll!
Hey Rachmaninov,
"Stop Dissing This Chick!"
Man up, will you?
Captain's Log, Stardate, Velour Fog.
*voice cracks* Zapp Brannigan?
What’s the deal with that?
I oughta punch you in the face like Leela does.
Hey Morden, yeah, we kissed but that’s not all:
I hit that like the fist of an angry guy.
Hey, I’m not near-sighted; that was a ruse.
If you want to see what they really do, gimme a sec.
Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, computer, um,
do not really care much for him, uh,
I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam, y'know.
He’s always hanging around with kids.
Somebody needs to call Chris Hansen.
Well...The, uh, truth comes out.
I’ve never been autistic,
I work forty hours a week to support my parents...
This has all been a trick,
YOU have been trolled.