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I've never knew you liked Michael!
No?
Nope.
moonwalker init,?
Great Dinner there.yeah it’s great there.
What?
Posh Esfiha.
Why’s that? Is the sfiha’s posh?
Wow, there's like lemon juice in a bottle, you just gotta squirt some.
Just squirt it.
And there's no mess. It's not like at Habib's, it’s not like “oh crap, I gotto wash my hands now”.
I can't go out in the sun now.
go out in the sun, you turn your hand just like Michael’s.
Yeah, I got like that loads of times at the beach and stuff...
with hands like Michael's?
“She is in fashion”.
Jesus fashion?
She is in fashion.
Oh, I get it “Jesus fashion”.
She is fashion, a huge 90'***.
Jesus fashion. Jesus fashion was in the 2000's wannit?
It's your city!
Was is a good trip?
Yeah, it was great. Really great, I needed to get out of here.
did you buy a lot?
Loads!
Really?
I met friends I haven't seen for ages.
Mate, your door is open and you're at a green light.
What's happening in here? What’s all that on the corner...
Everyone’s hugging each other...
Let's hug? ahh cute!
Let's hug them too?
He's my favourite architect from here. There're plenty of his buildings in town.
There was a flickr party, wasn’t there? In the next building?
Yeah.
'Cause each building here have balconies.
The same architect, init?
Yeah, Tacio Jurado. He's amazing!
And what about this bus lane? Silky!
Forward mate. Towards Santana (North District). You'll end up dead.
Why hurry up if you’re gonna die anyway?
Guys, I'm so glad you got at home. I was so...
I was so..fed up there, laying about.
I love tunnels! And this isn’t even a cool one.
Have you ever gone through a tunnel on foot?
No, are you insane? Have you?
Yes, but just to see what it was like.
I remember I had their first CD. It was still CD, we used to buy...
We used to buy CDs...
Before iPod, no, hang on, we had iPods then
Sure we did.
But we used to like to...
We used to like to be retro.
Scissor Sisters. Very happening!
Oh guys, no one told me...
Guys, the bus drivers don’t keep in their lanes. They drift over other lanes when they turn, going 100 miles per hour.
Killing families, they run over a car... Good night, Mr. Driver!
Wow, look at these trees and the Christmas lights!
This is aburd!
The worst thing for me is, to see blue and dark-blue lights and then suddenly a red one...
Look at this red *** in the middle of the way!
This is pop culture, baby!
Instead of grafittiing the tunnel, they just clean up the ***
But sometimes there's a...
The guy drew skulls all the way through the tunnel, and when you passed by, you thought it was moving.
Elle is great. If she were here, she'd understand “spermaculture”
Guys, look at that!
What's that?
Go to hell, Kassab (Major of São Paulo)! Go to hell!
Gosh, this is a copy of that new bridge, right!? They wanted to copy it.
They kicked ***!
Oh, *** that!
And than, of course there's a national blackout! People don't even remember it. Brazilian’s forget about these things.
Brazilians have Alzeihmers in when it comes to *** like that.
Disasters are always forgotten in the next day and life goes on.
But the city’s ain’t got that many lights.
True, it's not like last year...
No, but last year it was...
Have you guys seen Paulista Avenue?
Paulista’ s cheap and nasty, init? Have you seen the Conjunto Nacional and its green lights?
It looks like Augusta Street, or even like a brothel on Augusta.
Yeah, it looks like a brothel on Augusta.
… and what about the homeless who’s always on the corner of Paulista and
Augusta? Near the tube? He gets on his podium, turns on his walkman and starts dancing. It's so funny!
At Consolação Street?
I think they're very genuine! They get dressed
It's like, you get up than go from the kitchen to the bedroom and suddenly decide to pass by the washing room.
Than you take the kitchen escalator and you're at Louis Vuitton.
Exactly.
It's like your wardrobe.
Think about it: people get brought up in there.
Yeah, not just get brought up?
People study in there.
Guys, they're born, raised, bread and die in there.
They're born, raised, have their hair straightened, do lipo and everything...
***!
Kinda weird this blinking thing, up and down! Looks like an LED.
It's great, though! Look at the structure!
Where are we going?
Uh, baby...
I feel like 18 listening to this song!
How pretty! It looks a lot better close up!
Wow!
What about the backing music to go under the bridge...
Over the bridge!
Under the bridge? Are you mental?
Over the bridge. It looks like your Mum’s clothes hanger!
...together!
Don't you like this song?
Not this loud...
Where is the GPS in your car?
Gosh, where are you taking us?
Turn back, I'm scared already.
No, it's this way. We go straight ahead and that's it. There are people actually living around here.
what a dive is this?
look! We can go this way! We go straight ahead and that's it. Look, that’s a house man, people actually living there.
Hi!
I'm going by car.
Driving about.
D-Edge? What is there at the D-Edge today?
right!
“There's a night on” great answer. Obviously there's a night on there.
Are you drunk already?
So what?, this place is jumping?
My phones ringing off the hook.
To what do I owe the honour!
Santiago, we're gonna end up going to the club.
Sweet! you?
Sweet! you? Yeah, *** weird you called! laterz!
*** me man!
That’s ***!
Here. Oh, where's the roach?
dunno.
Hey, though the roaches, getting busted buy the police cuz of a roach is ***.
It's somewhere in here.
Do you remember Edu once...?
find it!
Let’s go over there, it's crowded.
What happened to Edu?
Edu was hitting on the police officer who caught him with a roach.
***!!
Then, he started to chatting on with the police officer like “where do you live?” and ***.
And than he started with the “oh, I live nearby, I could drop by sometime blablabla”.
The police officer said nothing and left, said *** all. Just left.
Let him off? Let him go?
Dismissed!
That's bull!
Swallowed the roach?
Gosh!
I choked on the cigarette smoke. Awful!
Are you alright?
This is this Potato Square my love!
Potato Squalor, its like pig swill
Yup.
There’s the Loch Ness Monster that’s this place.
Potato lake
We could create the legend of the monster of Potato lake.
Only if it were a street seller serial killer.
What?
Who kills women, but before killing her *** her then suck a potato in their mouths.
He impales them with potatoes.
Oh, this is precious! Just imagine: he wrapped them with masking tape before sticking the potato in her mouth,
like the pig at Christmas d’ya know what I mean. Then *** her until she dies. The maniac of Potato Lake.
Have you heard?
like an urban legend you know?
And since when is this place is called Potato Lake.
No! It's Loose Lake.
Loose! I thought he was doing something else with the potato.
So it would be the Loose of Potato Lake.
He used to get a big spud, there were some women that used to go back for more.
That’s not here, that Autorama!
init just!