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Kesselman: I can't wear this?
Director: No. [indistinct] the freaking earth. Kesselman: You're serious? You're serious?
Director: Yeah, this is a union policy. What is this? I can't even; the label's been destroyed.
Kesselman: It's Alfani. It's fake Armani. I'm sorry.
Director:Alright. Get changed. Kesselman: Do I seriously have to do? Alright.
Director:We're losing light. The earth is warming up. Hurry.
Kesselman: Okay, man. Relax. What have we got here? Oh, Jesus. Okay.
Director: Take it off.
Nobody cares. Nobody's watching you.
Man: I'm sorry Mr. Kesselman Kesselman: You guys are kidding me. No, really?
Jesus Christ. Is this legal? Director:You're allowed, we have a permit.
Kesselman: Okay. As long as... Director: We're totally covered.
Kesselman: As long as it's legal. I just don't want to go to jail. I'm not wearing a boa,
man. Alright. That's great. That's fantastic. Oh, this is nice actually.
Director:Did you get the script? Kesselman: The script?
Director: Yeah. You know what? Three, two, one, action.
[music]
Kesselman: Ow, cut, okay. Man: Sorry.
Kesselman: That hurts. Get it on the ***. Put it on the ***. Put it on the ***.
Put it on the *** now. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Give it to
me. Give it to me, go. Go. Oh, my God, yes! You love it, you love it. My *** is numb.
My *** is numb. Can I get a coffee? I need a coffee. Is this fair trade coffee? [indistinct]
I am earth man. And I see you, sweetie. I see you. I know that you love, ah, dislocated
my shoulder, seriously, for real, ah, okay. Earthman's got a bad shoulder. Nothing to
see here. I've just got a dislocated shoulder. and I'm wearing dirt. I pulled my shoulder.
It hurts. Man: Do you want me to push it in?
Kesselman: I don't, I don't know how to get it in. Okay. Okay, please go in, shoulder.
Okay. Ow. Okay, I've dislocated my shoulder. I think I got carried away and I popped my
shoulder out. I'm, wow. This is painful. This is worse than a cab crash. It happens all
the time. It takes it a while sometimes. Man: I don't know what I'm doing. He's got
a dislocated shoulder. He's got a bad shoulder. Kesselman: Take shots of it. Is there a doctor
in the house? Alright. Ah! No, not that, whatever that was. [indistinct] It's about to go in.
It's about to go in. Man: Sit, bend at the knees first. It's about
to go in. Kesselman: Okay. [indistinct] I think it's
in. Man: Wow, it better be in or else you're the
first person on earth to move his arm [indistinct] Kesselman: Alright. So that's a typical photo
shoot, I guess. Thank you for directing that. That was fantastic.
Director: By the way, the whole shoulder dislocation thing--
Kesselman: Yeah. Director: -- very believable.
Kesselman: You've been a fantastic director. Can you go away from me now, sir?
Director: Would you like this back on your ***? Great job. Both alarming and entertaining
at the same time. I like it.