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A one, two, three, four wait when do I come in
you come in after four so on five?
yes but I'm not gonna say five I'm not gonna say five
you have to come in at four, alright? ok, one, two, three, four, now
if you say how are you I'll say "not much"
my hand and your *** accidentally touch
I snort when I laugh and I fart when I sneeze
stand right behind this guy when he pee's
if I see you waving, my hand goes in the air even though your waving to that guy over there
I talk sh*t about you like a, sly fox then I realise that I wrote it in your I.M box
when a waiter says, "enjoy your food" every single time I will say, "oh you too"
I mean it, yo, have a seat next to me pour yourself a cup of my dignity
"how was your boyfriend, you two really click" "oh you broke up, that guy was a ***"
Excuse me, I cannot reach the top rack. oh you dont work here, your just black
Awkward!! when will this moment pass
Awkward!! I feel like such an ***
Awkward!! it makes my skin crawl
Awkward!! yo, yo, it makes me feel so small
when I see you I give you a quizical look do I know you from life or from facebook?
your far away and cause we can't talk yet we'll act like our eyeballs never met
when we talk, I gotta hide my shame you think we're BFF but I dont know your name
so here we are in no man's land do I give you a hug or just shake your hand
I go for the embraco worm and pleasing you try to pull away but I keep on squeezing
you try to pass by but we bump and sway thanks for the dance I'll be on my way
we said our goodbye's and I shed a tear miss you already, Wow! you'r still here!
I want to avoid further social connection so I walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction
Awkward!! when will this moment pass
Awkward!! I feel like such an ***
Awkward!! you think it can't get worse?
Awkward!! yo, yo, but we've got one more verse
on my elevator ride you want to impose I'll say I'm pressing open but I'll press door close
if you make it in I will devise a way to look everywhere but in your eyes
then I'll follow you right out the door take a look around, this ain't my floor
Ring goes your phone, so put it to your cheek I didn't mean to call you, but now we gotta speak
one last thing, when my voice gets loud and there's suddenly silence in the crowd
I don't care, won't change what I say ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE ***'S ANYWAY!!!
what? what? were you... this guy was all like...
I just don't know, I do not think you guys are ***'s
Anyway... no way you... I don't know.. are superb
Look, have you guys looked at the walls what color are they... today
awkward-marine haha... ah...
When's daylight Savings. That's spring forward?
-fall back -it's june. Fall back? it's...
By Suek