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Rebel: Hey man, how longs it been? Like a year?
Chris: I saw you 5 minutes ago at the shop.
Rebel: But i haven't left my house in 5 months,
my cat even does the shopping!
Hold on what's this?
News reader: Oh, sorry I was drawing smiley faces. One minute. Wow that is, that's horrible.
Hello and welcome to the evening news I am your host Emma Geoff Jefferson Joseph.
Today these two teenagers have been
In 16 places at once. Wow at once that's messed up.
Beating up,
Gofers, squirrels and hobos.
These two menacing boys,
Blah Blah Blah Words
Blah And that's the evening news for tonight,
Thank you and good night.
Rebel: Were we really just in 16 places at once? Chris: Don't think so.
Rebel: Maybe this has something to do with the time machine i built. Chris: How did you build a time machine?
Rebel: Well, I watched back to the future, indymogul and doctor who for 14 hours straight. Chris: How does that............? Rebel: I don't know!
Chris: So what should we do first with the time machine?
Rebel: Maybe we should go back in time and stop ourselfs from spending all our money on cheese.
Chris: I've got a better idea. Rebel: NO!
Chris: I was just gonna say stop Natalie from dying the other day.
Ahahalright..................................... Start credit!!!!!!
Chris: NO! No more start credits!
Chris: Where did you get that gun from?
Rebel: Uh... It's a long story.
Chris: How do you work this thing?
Rebel: Oh, you set the rewinder watch to the time of day you want to go to.
Rebel: Then you set the date on the counter.
Rebel: Then you set the map coordinates and forwards or backwards on the remote.
Chris: Ok
Rebel: Then you hit the button on the front top right corner. Chris: Let's go.
Vlog Rebel: Hello everyone I'm Rebel from RebelandChris.
and I have
created the most advanced technology in like
the history of the human race.
Here's my time machine.
Now i've gotten this to work,
by um.. first.,
how do I explain it?
I have this screen the dials up connected to this, its um....
battery operated I don't know what to say.
And um okay. So this bit
transports. Okay sorry. This little light sort of thing.
It absorbs energy from a time vortex That cannot be seen by humans or anything.
So this absorbs it
and it all goes into this watch. Now this watch can hold it because it's made of
solid gold.
When this absorbs the
time vortex, It puts it into this display.
of what time you're going to go to. Then it runs it through these to the controls on
the back hwlping you control where you're going to go to.
And then so it's all hooked up to this button.
And this button lets it go.
I'm going to send
let me calm down.
going to send a pen into the future.
a pen and a piece of paper.
i'm going to try to get a message from the future sent back on a piece of paper.
With my time machine.
I'm sort of scared to do this
some for you.
So I've already set the coordinates.
Here's my pen it's magnetic so it will hold,
to the time machine.
Here's a piece of paper.
Anything making contact with this when this button,
is like absorbing. I've set it to a delay so i press this button and it waits 2.
seconds.
Woah bad acting man.
Now that should have sent it to a future version of myself so it should be sent back,
any minute now.
More bad acting come on.
It's cold.
Do not use this machine!
I didn't make this technology to not be used.
That was future me who sent that.
I'm still gonna use it.
OMG!!!
I'm gonna call Chris over.
Gonna show him this.
Ok Bye guys!
Chris: Wow you look older.
Rebel: Your hair's longer.
They're out the front let's go!
Natalie: So you're just gonna shoot the apple off my head,
and then i can go.
Rebel: Yeah Yeah don't worry i got a really good aim.
Rebel: We missed it. Chris: What does this button do? Rebel: That's the random button.
Rebel: Oh my god. Chris: What? Rebel: Look at the date. Chris: Oh my god.
Chris: You idiot that was Charlie Chaplin. Rebel: Yeah i knew that.
Spaceman: What, how did you get in here?
Rebel: Through the airlock thing.
Spaceman: But you need to unlock it with a code from the inside.
How did you get to the moon anyway?
Rebel: Oh that's easy. Chris show him the machine.
Chris: I thought you had the machine. Rebel: No!
Rebel: Space suits!
Chris: Where would it be?
Rebel: The time machine could be anywhere out here.
I don't know.
Let me think.
Rebel: Yeh i knew it was there.
let's go back to the ship.
Yeah Yeah Yeah let's just leave you with this!
Spaceman: What is this?
Past Rebel: Who are you?
Chris: From your movie.
We're from the future from your movie. Rebel: No!
We're from the future from your movie "Dude where's my time machine?"
You guys really should finish filming within the next 2 weeks. You've taken way too long.
Chris: And if you don't. We'll kill you.
Rebel: From the future.
Chris press the button.
Past Rebel: What losers.
Past Chris: Yeah What losers.
Rebel: This is our last chance!
Natalie: So,
You're just gonna shoot the apple off my head
and then I can go.
Rebel: WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
Chris: We don't even look the same and you don't need to shoot either of us.
Rebel: AHHHHHHHHH
Rebel: Just one bullet this time.
Rebel: Uh... No I'm okay.
I'll just uh walk it off.
Rebel: Well.... Um....
We don't exist.
Kinda sucks. Chris: High five!
Rebel: Yeah.
The only way we'll ever be saved is
if there's a sequel.
Chis look at the camera.
Chris: Part 2!
Rebel: Ah you're kidding.
Roll the credits.
Chris: Haha roll the credits.
Ah you're kidding roll the credits.
Rebel: Well we need to roll the credits.
Chris: I'm making a um...
Hangman's noose.
Rebel: Well we don't exist but we could um... Chris: Make a hangman's noose.
Rebel: No.
How do you know how to tie nooses?
Chris: Scouts.
Rebel: You got your ipod? Chris: NAH!
Rebel: We might have been able to play that.
Chris: Well since we're in the abyss
there's only one thing we can do. Rebel: What?
Chris: Play with guns.
Rebel: We don't have any guns.
They're all gone. They were in real-life.
Ok bye!
Hand on the camera this is the only thing that doesn't exist besides us. You know. Chris: What are we doing?