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What was the last pasty
you couldn't stop thinking about?
When was the last time you went to the Regal cinema in Redruth
and it didn't smell of farts?
When was the last time you felt pissed off for having to pay a toll
to got to Plymouth?!?
When was the last time someone suggested puttin the jam
on top of the cream?
It's jam first you silly ***!
SFX plate smash
When was the last time... ere who stole my bleedy plane?
When was the last time you went up Asda cafe on Valentines
for a meal?
When was the last time you were walkin down Jacob's ladder and
Oi you bleedy kids watch where your'e going
Yeah I know where you live!
Screw you Hans Solo!
I'll put my foot up yer ***!
When did you discover this is the best ride down Flambards?
When was the last time you were justifiably smug
about being Cornish?
Pie
They're not as good as pasties are um
Mmmm