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>> WELCOME TO
"THE WINDY CITY"...
>> COME ON, Y'ALL!
>> ...HOME TO THE KINGS OF
CHICAGO.
>> YOU GOT A PROBLEM.
>> NO, YOU GOT A PROBLEM!
>> THEIR BUSINESS...
>> REPUTATION IS EVERYTHING.
>> ...IS A FAMILY BUSINESS.
>> MY DAD AND MY UNCLE CANNOT
AGREE ON ANYTHING.
>> WE'LL MAKE A FORTUNE.
>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
>> AND THEY DO IT...
>> LOOK OUT!
TWO LUNATICS ON A BIKE!
>> ...THE CHICAGO WAY.
>> PEOPLE ARE NUTS OUT HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T
FIND THE RING?!
>> I DIDN'T LOSE THE RING!
NEVER, EVER GET INTO BUSINESS
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
>> THIS IS
"HARDCORE PAWN: CHICAGO."
RIGHT NOW...
>> OH, I JUST MADE A NICE SALE.
>> WOW! YOU MADE A SALE.
>> YOU CAN'T SELL [BLEEP]
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CROWN
THE KING OF ROYAL PAWN.
>> WHOEVER MAKES THE MOST SALES
WINS.
>> DEAL.
>> GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
>> THAT'S THE DEAL OF A
LIFETIME.
>> BUT WHO HAS THE BEST
STRATEGY...
>> I GOT IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE.
>> I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE
FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE PROCESS.
>> ...TO WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL?
>> GIVE ME $750.
I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UP.
>> OKAY, SOLD.
>> AND LATER, NATE TAKES ON A
HEAVYWEIGHT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE
EYE AND SAY THAT [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
>> BE BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
>> STEVIE "POKER FACE" DEGRAZI
IS ONE OF OUR REGULARS.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, STEVIE?
I LOVE THE GUY, BUT HE SMOKES
LIKE A CHIMNEY.
>> I'M WANT TO UPGRADE THIS
WATCH.
IT WAS LEFT TO ME.
IT'S A PATEK PHILIPPE.
IT WANT A ROLEX.
>> COULD YOU PUT THAT THING OUT,
THOUGH?
>> NO.
I SPEND A LOT OF MONEY HERE.
>> I KNOW YOU DO.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I LET YOU
WALK IN WITH A [BLEEP]
CIGARETTE, OKAY?
SMOKING'S GONNA KILL YOU, MAN.
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
WITH THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT?
>> [ COUGHS ]
CAN YOU EXTINGUISH THAT
CIGARETTE?
THANK YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> APPRECIATE THAT.
[ COUGHS ]
IF I LIVE AN EXTRA TWO --
[ LAUGHS ]
OH [BLEEP]
ONLY IN THE [BLEEP]
ROYAL PAWN SHOP.
ARE YOU LOOKING TO BUY A WATCH
THERE OR KILL ME?
>> I'M LOOKING TO TRADE
SOMETHING.
I WANT TO UPGRADE.
I WANT A ROLEX.
>> YOU GOT A PATEK PHILIPPE.
VERY NICE WATCH.
COULD YOU PLEASE EXTINGUISH YOUR
CIGARETTE?
I'M GONNA SAY IT ONCE, BUT I
CAN'T STAND [BLEEP] SMOKE.
THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET?
A ROLEX?
>> YEAH. I WANT SOMETHING GOLD,
BABY.
>> WHAT WE GOT HERE IS AN
18-KARAT GOLD YACHT-MASTER,
OKAY?
FOR THIS WATCH HERE, WE'RE
ASKING LIKE $16,000.
>> MM-HMM.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU $9,000, PLUS
YOUR WATCH, YOUR TRADE ON YOUR
WATCH.
YOU KNOW, I NEED TO MAKE AT
LEAST $12,000 FOR THE ROLEX.
THIS PATEK PHILIPPE IS WORTH
ABOUT $6,000.
SO IF I GET HIS WATCH PLUS
$9,000 CASH, THAT'S A PRETTY
GOOD PROFIT.
>> LET'S DO $5,000 AND THE
PATEK.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOUR
CIGARETTES GOT MORE THAN TOBACCO
IN THEM, OKAY?
>> LET'S DO $6,000.
>> I CAN'T DO IT.
THERE'S NO WAY.
>> $6,000, WE'LL MAKE THE DEAL
RIGHT NOW.
>> THAT'S A YACHT-MASTER.
THAT'S A GORGEOUS WATCH.
EVERYTHING IS 18-KARAT -- THE
CASE, THE BAND.
DO ME A FAVOR. DON'T DO THAT.
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A LOT OF
CONNECTIONS HERE IN CHICAGO, SO
MAYBE I'LL MAKE A LITTLE LESS
PROFIT ON THIS ONE.
THE BEST I'M GONNA DO IS 7,500
BUCKS TODAY, THE BEST.
THAT'S IF YOU PUT YOUR [BLEEP]
CIGARETTE OUT, OKAY?
>> WELL...
LET'S DO $7,000 AND THE WATCH.
>> OH, GOD.
I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE IT BEFORE
I GET LUNG CANCER.
GIVE ME YOUR [BLEEP] MONEY.
>> NOW I'LL DIE IT OUT.
>> NEXT TIME YOU COME BACK, DO
ME A FAVOR -- LEAVE YOUR [BLEEP]
CIGARETTES AT HOME, WILL YOU,
PLEASE?
>> YEAH, OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
APPRECIATE IT.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
>> GOT SOME NICE WATCHES.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE $30.
>> GOOD ENOUGH.
>> WE'RE MISSING A WATCH.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
YACHT-MASTER, YELLOW-GOLD ROLEX?
>> I SOLD IT.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> I TOOK A NICE PATEK PHILIPPE
AND I GOT $7,000 CASH.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> $7,000 AND A NICE PATEK.
>> YOU GAVE IT AWAY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THE PATEK WILL BRING IN 6,000
BUCKS.
>> YEAH, THE WATCH SHOULD BRING
$20,000.
I COULD HAVE DONE THAT DEAL AND
MADE 2 GRAND MORE.
>> YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF
PEOPLE, OKAY?
>> YOU WANT TO GIVE [BLEEP]
AWAY, YOU MEAN.
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE
NOTHING AWAY.
>> YOU WANT TO GIVE EVERYTHING
AWAY.
>> I TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE, GIVE
THEM GOOD DEALS.
THEY ALL COME BACK, OKAY?
>> COME ON.
>> WHEN I MAKE A DEAL [BLEEP]
WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL, IT'S
[BLEEP] GOLDEN.
YOU ARE FULL OF [BLEEP]
>> LISTEN, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A COMPETITION?
AND WE'LL SEE WHO REALLY IS THE
BETTER SALESMAN.
>> OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
LET'S SEE WHO TAKES IN THE MOST
MONEY IN SALES IN ONE DAY.
>> OKAY. I'LL GO FOR THAT.
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- THE
LOSER HAS GOT TO WEAR THIS MONEY
SUIT HERE.
OKAY?
>> FINE.
>> YOU'LL BE WEARING THAT.
>> THE LOSER HAS TO WEAR THIS UP
AND DOWN CLARK STREET.
AND YOU HAVE TO CARRY THAT SIGN.
>> HE COULDN'T FIT INTO IT IF
HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
WE USE THAT MONEY SUIT TO
INITIATE OUR NEW EMPLOYEES.
TRUTHFULLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S
EVER BEEN WASHED.
HE'LL BE WEARING IT.
HE'LL BE WEARING IT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA WEAR IT IF YOU
LOSE.
I'LL WEAR IT IF I LOSE.
>> I LOVE THIS IDEA.
AND BY 6:00 P.M., MY TOTAL WILL
BE WAY HIGHER.
>> THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
>> WHOEVER MAKES THE MOST SALES
WINS.
>> DEAL.
GO GET YOUR GIRDLE READY [BLEEP]
>> HEY, SLICK, CAN I SELL YOU
SOMETHING?
I'M GONNA SELL YOU SOMETHING
CHEAP.
YOU GOT MONEY ON YOU?
>> GIVE ME THAT RING.
>> WHICH ONE?
>> THIS ONE.
>> IT'S PROBABLY, LIKE, CARAT
TOTAL.
IT'S A G-H COLOR.
>> THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
>> MY TECHNIQUE IS SIMPLE.
I DON'T CLOWN AROUND.
I KNOW THIS MERCHANDISE INSIDE
AND OUT.
AND, MAN, I KNOW HOW TO MOVE IT.
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GIVING
AWAY?
WHAT IS HE GIVING AWAY TODAY?
>> SOMEONE'S CALLING YOU IN
BACK, WAYNE.
THE ONLY THING WAYNE KNOWS HOW
TO MOVE IS HIS BIG MOUTH.
GIVE ME $950.
>> $700.
>> I CAN'T DO IT.
>> HE'S TOO SHORT WITH PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, HE WANTS TO JUMP ON
THEM AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR
THROAT.
>> YOU SEE THAT GUY BACK THERE?
I'M TRYING TO BEAT HIM IN SALES
TODAY.
THAT'S WHY.
GIVE ME $875.
>> NO, NO.
$835 I'M WILLING TO DO.
>> GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
>> ALL RIGHT, $835.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
>> YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW GOOD YOU
GOT.
WRITE HIM UP. $835. HERE.
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. BOOM.
THIS COMPETITION IS GONNA BE
LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK.
>> OH, I JUST MADE A NICE SALE.
$835, CHUMP.
>> THAT'S ALL?
>> THAT'S ALL.
YOU MAKE ANY SALES YET?
WRITE IT UP, LYSIE.
I GOT THE FIRST SALE.
>> I DO MORE SALES ON ACCIDENT
THAN YOU'LL EVER DO ON PURPOSE.
>> OKAY, WE'LL SEE, CHUMP.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> PERSONALLY, I THINK MY DAD IS
A BETTER SALESMAN.
HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THIS
BUSINESS.
>> HEY, GET THAT MONEY SUIT.
CAN YOU ORDER TWO MORE?
BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY FAT.
>> YEAH, WE'LL MAKE IT FIT HIM.
>> THERE'S NO WAY.
LOOK AT THE BELLY ON HIM.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL FIT
YOU, EITHER, BUT...
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU MADE ONE SALE. WOW!
YOU MADE A SALE. WOW!
>> YOU CAN'T SELL [BLEEP]
>> I GUARANTEE YOU HE'LL BE IN
THAT MONEY SUIT BY THE END OF
THE DAY.
HE'S LOSING.
OKAY, LISTEN, SKUNK ***.
IT'S ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
>> COMING UP...
>> LYSIE, ANOTHER SALE FOR ME.
>> ...RANDY'S ON FIRE.
>> YEAH, GIVE ME $750.
THANKS, BRO. COME ON DOWN HERE.
I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP.
>> CAN WAYNE STAND THE HEAT?
>> I GOT THREE SALES ALREADY.
>> I GOT THREE UP ON YOU, DAWG.
>> I GOT THREE SALES.
>> I GOT SIX SALES!
>> GENTLEMEN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA
SELL YOU TODAY?
>> WELL, WE'RE LOOKING AT A FEW
WATCHES.
>> WHAT KIND OF WATCH YOU GUYS
LOOKING FOR?
ME AND MY BROTHER GOT A CONTEST
GOING TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE
MOST MONEY IN SALES BY THE END
OF THE DAY.
>> I NEED TO IMPRESS THE LADIES,
YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
HOW ABOUT A NICE GUCCI?
THAT BOY SOLD ONE RING.
HE'S ALREADY DOING A VICTORY
LAP.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT MY OWN FOOL-PROOF
STRATEGY.
>> WHICH ONE'S THE BEST SELLER?
>> WELL, GUCCI IS A LITTLE MORE
UNIQUE.
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THE NEGOTIATION
PROCESS.
>> THIS GUY'S ITALIAN.
HE KNOWS WATCHES.
>> OH, THEN WE'LL PICK OUT ONE
FOR HIM.
I CULTIVATE RELATIONSHIPS SO THE
CUSTOMER WILL COME BACK AGAIN...
>> I LIKE THAT GUCCI.
>> HEY, YOU GOT GOOD TASTE.
I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL GOOD DEAL
ON THAT.
...SOMETHING MY BROTHER KNOWS
NOTHING ABOUT.
>> IF YOU DO $400, WE HAVE A
DEAL.
>> WAYNE THINKS HE'S A PEOPLE
PERSON, BUT PEOPLE ONLY LIKE HIM
BECAUSE HE GIVES STUFF AWAY.
>> YOU LIKE THE GUCCI?
>> YEAH.
>> I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW, $450
FOR YOU.
I'LL GIVE YOU A DEAL OF A
LIFETIME.
NOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT PRICE.
>> BY THE END OF THE DAY, HE'LL
HAVE FIVE NEW FRIENDS AND
PROBABLY TWO SALES THAT BARELY
MADE US ANY MONEY.
>> I CAN DO $425.
>> OKAY, SOLD.
>> MY DAD IS DEFINITELY A BETTER
SALESMAN THAN RANDY.
RANDY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK
TO CUSTOMERS.
>> WRITE THIS GUY UP.
$425 FOR THIS.
THAT'S MY SALE.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THERE
IS NO COMPETITION.
>> ROYAL.
>> YOU GOT ME?
>> THIS IS YOUR HIGH HAT.
>> IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN HELP
YOU WITH?
>> YEAH, ACTUALLY, I JUST RAN UP
MY PHONE BILL.
MY BOYFRIEND AND I WERE CALLING
ONE OF THESE DATING SITES, AND
IT WAS FUN UNTIL WE GOT THE
PHONE BILL OF $299.
>> OH, MAN.
>> SO, YEAH, I'M LOOKING TO PAWN
THIS NICE GUITAR.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO JUST
TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>> SURE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO GET?
>> I WOULD LIKE $150.
>> YEAH, I WAS THINKING $50.
THIS GUITAR IS PRETTY SCRATCHED
UP, BUT EVEN IN TOP CONDITION,
THESE STANDARD-MODEL FENDERS
DON'T GO FOR MUCH.
WE SELL THESE THINGS FOR LIKE 80
TO 100 BUCKS.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> OH.
>> SO, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT
PHONE-DATING BILL IS GONNA GET
PAID.
>> IT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
>> YEAH.
>> A LITTLE WINK-WINK CAN'T UP
THAT A LITTLE BIT?
>> I WISH I COULD.
I'M NOT GONNA GET FIRED OVER
THIS, YOU KNOW?
>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
LET ME SING YOU A SING AND MAYBE
WE'LL GET ALONG AND WE'LL SIT ON
THE LAWN.
>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, HERE.
GO FOR IT. PLAY ME A SONG.
>> IF I DO GOOD, WILL YOU GIVE
ME A LITTLE BETTER OF A DEAL?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU SAID YOUR NAME'S NATE?
>> NATE.
>> ALL RIGHT, NATE.
♪ NATE ♪
♪ LET'S GO ON A DATE ♪
♪ I'M NOT JAILBAIT ♪
>> PLEASE, JUST STOP.
>> ♪ LET'S GET ALONG AND SIT ON
THE LAWN ♪
>> STOP SINGING.
>> ♪ I'M NOT JAILBAIT ♪
>> OKAY.
>> SO, CAN YOU DO A LITTLE
BETTER?
>> TELL YOU WHAT -- SINCE YOU
PLAYED THAT LOVELY SONG, I'LL
GIVE YOU 60 BUCKS.
>> NOT $75?
>> $60.
>> I GUESS I CAN MAKE A PAYMENT
WITH THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT. MAKE A PAYMENT.
>> ALL RIGHT. DEAL.
>> THANKS. NICE MEETING YOU.
HE'LL WRITE YOU UP IN THE
WINDOW, OKAY?
>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
>> TAKE CARE.
>> IF YOU BUY IT TODAY, I'LL GET
YOU FOR $800 CASH.
>> SEE, I CAME OVER HERE WITH
$700 OR $750.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU'RE
A GOOD GUY.
GIVE ME $750.
I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UP.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
WHO'S NEXT?
WHO NEEDS SOME HELP HERE?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT? COME ON.
WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING, I GOT
IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR TWO CHAINS.
>> GOLD CHAINS? SILVER CHAINS?
>> GOLD.
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A
SMOKIN' DEAL.
>> WHAT'S THAT CLOWN DOING?
>> THEY'RE ALL GOLD, 14-KARAT.
NUMBER ONE, I DON'T LET
CUSTOMERS DICTATE THE PRICE.
>> 80 BUCKS.
>> FOR WHICH ONE?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
>> FOR BOTH.
>> NO. NO WAY.
NUMBER TWO, I GIVE THEM THE
FACTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT GOLD IS TODAY?
YOU KNOW HOW HIGH IT IS?
>> WHAT'S HE GIVING AWAY DOWN
THERE?
>> ALMOST $1,680 AN OUNCE.
NUMBER THREE, I SEAL THE DEAL.
>> $200.
>> $250.
>> $200.
>> I CAN'T DO IT.
IT'S GOLD. $250 RIGHT NOW.
>> FINE. FINE.
>> COME ON DOWN HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> $250.
CAN I HELP YOU, GUY?
WHAT YOU GOT?
>> RANDY HAS NO PATIENCE.
HE WANTS TO GET IN AND WANTS TO
GET OUT.
>> KINDLE FIRE.
>> A KINDLE.
>> OKAY, LYSIE, GO PULL THE
KINDLE OUT.
YOU DON'T NEED --
>> I'LL FIND ONE FOR HIM.
>> I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM.
IT'S MY SALE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HE DOESN'T REALLY WORK LIKE I
WORK.
RANDY TALKS B.S. ALL DAY LONG.
>> YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING ON
THESE THINGS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A GOOD PRICE.
>> LET'S SEE.
>> HOW ABOUT $125?
>> THIS THING'S USED.
>> EH, IT'S LIKE BRAND-NEW.
>> LIKE, YEAH.
>> $120 AND I'LL PAY THE TAX.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE RANDY IS
LEADING.
>> I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP.
>> IF HE KEEPS ON BULLDOZING OUR
CUSTOMERS, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE
ANY LEFT.
>> ANOTHER SALE FOR ME.
I'M ON A ROLL HERE.
A FEW MORE SALES, I'LL HAVE THIS
BABY IN THE BAG.
>> HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
>> GOOD.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> I'M LOOKING FOR AN iPOD FOR
MY SON.
>> I GOT TWO OF THEM RIGHT HERE.
120 GIG.
THIS IS A REAL POWERFUL ONE
HERE.
>> WOW. IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
HE'S ONLY 9 YEARS OLD.
AND I KNOW HE'S BEEN WANTING AN
iPOD FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
HE'LL LOVE THIS.
THIS ONE'S $125?
>> I'LL GIVE YOU THIS ONE FOR
100 BUCKS, IF YOU LIKE, IF THIS
IS FOR YOUR SON.
>> THE ONLY PROBLEM IS...
I ONLY GOT $65.
>> $65? THAT IS A PROBLEM.
>> WELL, THESE ARE HARD TIMES,
YOU KNOW?
>> I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE A DEAL
FOR YOU SINCE THIS IS FOR YOUR
SON, OKAY?
I GOT KIDS, TOO.
>> ALL MY DAD WANTS TO DO IS
BEAT UNCLE RANDY, BUT HE'S A
SUCKER FOR ANY WOMAN WITH A SOB
STORY.
>> WHAT'S THE MOST YOU CAN GIVE
ME TODAY?
>> THE MOST I CAN GET UP TO IS
$70.
>> THAT'S THE MOST YOU CAN
SPEND?
>> THAT'S THE MOST I CAN SPEND.
>> SEE WHAT WE HAVE ON THIS
THING.
HOW ABOUT $80? YOU GOT 80 BUCKS?
>> I DON'T HAVE $80.
I CAN'T SPARE ANY EXTRA MONEY.
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE THIS CHILD
HAPPY.
HE'S BEEN A GOOD KID.
I'VE BEEN PROMISING HIM THIS
iPOD FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
FOR YOU?
GIVE ME THE 70 BUCKS, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> THAT'S FOR YOUR SON, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW, WHAT COULD I TELL
YOU?
I GOT A HEART.
>> TRULY APPRECIATE IT.
>> OKAY, HONEY.
NATE, WRITE HER UP FOR $70.
AND MAKE SURE LYSIE MARKS IT
DOWN BACK THERE, OKAY?
>> $70?
COME ON, DAD.
RANDY'S ALREADY AHEAD, AND
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING AWAY
MERCHANDISE.
>> HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE HER?
>> I TOOK CARE OF HER.
>> HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE HER?
>> 70 BUCKS.
>> DID YOU FORGET WE'RE IN
COMPETITION?
>> YOU'RE NO COMPETITION FOR ME.
>> REALLY?
'CAUSE YOU JUST GAVE THAT AWAY
FOR 70 BUCKS.
WAYNE'S DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS
DOES -- MAKING LESS MONEY THAN
HE SHOULD.
NORMALLY, THAT WOULD *** ME
OFF, BUT TODAY, IT MEANS A
VICTORY FOR ME.
>> I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THAT
MONEY SUIT, PAL.
>> THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER
SEE ME, BUDDY, IS IN THE MONEY
SUIT.
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN IT BEFORE ME.
>> WHAT'S UP? CAN I HELP YOU?
>> HEY. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
>> ALL RIGHT.ING?
I'M TRYING TO PAWN OFF THIS
PHONE, MAN, SO WHAT CAN YOU GIVE
ME FOR IT?
>> LET ME SEE IT.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> WE DON'T TAKE THIS SERVICE
PROVIDER.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A PROVIDER.
I'M JUST SAYING -- I NEED TO
PAWN THIS PHONE.
>> RIGHT, NO, I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND.
WE JUST DON'T TAKE THE PROVIDER
OF THIS SERVICE.
>> WHAT DOES THE PROVIDER HAVE
TO DO WITH IT?
I'M SAYING, THIS IS JUST A
CELLPHONE.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS DO THIS EVERY
DAY.
>> IT'S A LEGAL ISSUE.
WE CAN'T RESELL THESE.
WITH THIS SERVICE PROVIDER, IF
THERE'S ANY ISSUE WITH THE BILL,
THEY TECHNICALLY OWN THE PHONE.
WE CAN'T RESELL IT, SO WE DON'T
DEAL WITH THE SERVICE PROVIDER.
>> ALL THE JEWELRY, ALL THE
LAPTOPS, YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE
THAT IN HERE, YOU CAN'T TAKE
THIS PHONE?
YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR
ME.
>> DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN
DO.
I CAN'T TAKE THAT SERVICE
PROVIDER.
>> YOU KNOW, IF I WAS ON THE
SOUTH SIDE, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE
HAPPENED?
>> SOUTH SIDE?
>> I WOULD GET BETTER SERVICE
COMING DOWNTOWN, YOU YUPS UP
HERE.
>> WE'RE A YUP?
>> AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS
PHONE?
>> WE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
I'M SORRY.
>> WHATEVER, MAN.
>> [BLEEP]
>> WHAT?
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT'S UP, DAWG?
>> LISTEN TO ME.
LET ME TALK TO HIM REAL QUICK.
>> YOU CAN TALK TO HIM FROM BACK
THERE.
YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE WALKING ALL
UP ON HIM.
>> WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE
EYE AND SAY THAT [BLEEP]
NO, NO, NO. I GOT IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HOMEY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE ALL UP IN
HIS FACE LIKE THAT IS WHAT I'M
TRYING TO TELL YOU.
>> I'M TALKING TO HIM ONE-ON-ONE
AS A MAN.
CAN HE SPEAK UP FOR HIMSELF?
I DON'T NEED YOU.
I DON'T NEED YOU.
I DON'T NEED YOU.
>> LEAVE.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS THE BARRIER.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> LEAVE.
>> BUT YOU LAYING ACROSS THE
BARRIER.
>> LEAVE, MAN.
>> SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY.
>> [BLEEP] LEAVE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
>> DON'T BE A LITTLE [BLEEP]
SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY.
>> GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
>> YOU GOT TO GO, PLAYER.
>> [BLEEP] YOU, MAN. [BLEEP]
PUNK-*** WHITE BOY.
>> [BLEEP]
>> WHAT?
LET ME TALK TO HIM REAL QUICK.
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND SAY THAT [BLEEP]
>> LEAVE.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS THE BARRIER.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> LEAVE.
>> BUT YOU LAYING ACROSS THE
BARRIER.
>> GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
>> YOU GOT TO GO, PLAYER.
>> [BLEEP] YOU, MAN. [BLEEP]
PUNK-*** WHITE BOY.
TAKE THAT. [BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
>> YOU GOT TO GO.
>> OH, MY GOD.
HE'S NUTS.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> I'M FINE.
>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE SHOOKEN UP.
>> I AM A LITTLE SHOOKEN UP.
HE WAS A BIG GUY.
>> CARLOS IS SWEATING.
>> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE
SEEN YOU BREAK A SWEAT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> HI, LADIES. HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT CAN I SHOW YOU TODAY?
>> ALL RANDY CARES ABOUT IS
MAKING MONEY.
HE CAN'T RELATE TO THE
CUSTOMERS.
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU, GIVE
YOU A REAL GOOD DEAL.
>> EVEN WHEN HE TRIES TO
SWEET-TALK THE CUSTOMERS, HE'S
FULL OF CRAP.
>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS, GO TO
COLLEGE?
>> YEAH.
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A DEAL
OF A LIFETIME TODAY.
>> SO, WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THESE
TWO?
>> FOR YOU, IT'S CHEAP. $900.
>> MY DAD'S BEHIND, BUT I
WOULDN'T COUNT HIM OUT YET.
HE'S GOT MAD PEOPLE SKILLS.
THAT'S GORGEOUS, YOU KNOW THAT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> ALMOST AS PRETTY AS YOU.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> 150 BUCKS FOR BOTH.
>> HMM.
>> THAT'S TOO MUCH.
>> YOU FROM CHICAGO?
>> YEP. RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.
>> NO WAY.
HOW COME YOU NEVER BEEN IN HERE
BEFORE, THEN?
>> I WALK PAST IT ALL THE TIME.
>> I MEAN, I'LL PAY 40 BUCKS FOR
THIS ONE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> HEY, ELYSE! WRITE HER UP.
AND DON'T FORGET THAT'S MY SALE,
OKAY?
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN WAYNE WORK SO
HARD.
WE SHOULD HAVE A COMPETITION
LIKE THIS EVERY DAY.
>> 750 BUCKS.
>> [BLEEP]
SO WHAT IF WAYNE MADE A GOOD
DEAL?
I'VE BEEN KNOCKING 'EM DEAD ALL
DAY.
>> WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NUTS?
>> I WANT TO BEAT MY BROTHER'S
***.
THANKS, BRO.
CASH MONEY RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU GOT A DEAL, ALL RIGHT?
>> DEAL.
>> I GOT YOU BEAT, BUDDY.
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I GOT THREE SALES ALREADY.
>> I GOT THREE UP ON YOU, DAWG.
>> I GOT THREE SALES.
>> I GOT SIX SALES.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS!
>> HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR A
DIAMOND BRACELET.
>> HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE
THIS?
THIS IS A BEAUTY.
THERE'S ONLY A FEW MORE MINUTES
LEFT IN THIS COMPETITION, AND I
KNOW RANDY MADE A LOT OF BIG
DEALS TODAY.
SO IF I DON'T HIT THE JACKPOT
HERE, I'M GONNA BE IN REAL
TROUBLE.
>> THAT'S NICE.
>> IT'S GORGEOUS.
>> I TALKED TO THE GUY WITH THE
GLASSES.
IS THAT YOUR BROTHER?
>> THIS GUY MIGHT BE RANDY'S
CUSTOMER, BUT RANDY'S IN THE
BACK, THINKING HE'S GOT IT IN
THE BAG.
SUCKS FOR HIM.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE
HEAVY-SET GUY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> WITH THE BIG GLASSES, YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> YEAH, HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA
GIVE ME A DEAL.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL,
SPECIAL DEAL.
YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY CHEAPER
THAN TODAY.
I GOT TO MAKE THE LAST DEAL OF
THE DAY.
>> WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
HERE?
>> $2,000.
>> HOW ABOUT $1,200?
>> I CAN'T LET IT GO FOR...
>> THE OTHER GUY -- HE GAVE ME A
BETTER DEAL THAN THAT, MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT, $1,600.
>> HOW ABOUT $1,500 CASH, MAN?
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- WE GOT
A DEAL.
HERE YOU GO.
>> OKAY, BUDDY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> $1,500 -- THAT'S A GREAT
SALE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
GONNA BE ENOUGH.
ELYSE! IT'S PAST 6:00.
GET THE TOTALS ADDED UP RIGHT
NOW.
>> I'M ABOUT TO PAY MY BROTHER
BACK FOR A LIFETIME OF
AGGRAVATION.
LYSIE, I KICKED HIS *** OR WHAT?
>> LET'S SEE.
>> YOU LOST.
I BEAT HIM.
>> YOU'LL BE WEARING A GIRDLE
PRETTY SOON, 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE
WEARING THAT THING.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WEARING
IT BEFORE ME, SWEETS.
COME ON LYSIE, WHO WON?
>> LYSIE, I KICKED HIS *** OR
WHAT?
>> LET'S SEE.
>> YOU LOST.
I BEAT HIM.
>> YOU'LL BE WEARING A GIRDLE
PRETTY SOON, 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE
WEARING THAT THING.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WEARING
IT BEFORE ME, SWEETS.
>> COME ON, ELYSE, WHO WON?
>> OKAY, DAD, YOU HAVE $4,925.
>> I BEAT YOU.
>> OKAY, WAYNE, YOU HAVE $3,570.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
BEFORE YOU DO THAT...
>> WAIT. FOR WHAT?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
>> $1,500 ON A BRACELET I JUST
SOLD.
CLOSED THE DEAL.
CASH IN HAND BEFORE 6:00 P.M.
>> [BLEEP] YOU CHEATED.
>> WHAT DO I HAVE, BABY?
>> WAYNE GOT $5,070, AND YOU HAD
$4,925.
>> $100.
>> I'M A BETTER SALESMAN THAN
YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE -- IT WAS
WORTH EVERY MINUTE.
YOU'LL BE WEARING THE MONEY
SUIT, FAT MAN!
>> WAIT, WAIT.
>> I'M THE BEST SALESMAN.
GET THE MONEY SUIT ON.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I JUST CAN'T -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
>> YOU LOSE.
NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR OLDER
BROTHER.
>> I DIDN'T LIKE IT, BUT I'M A
MAN OF MY WORD.
A BET IS A BET.
CASH FOR GOLD!
>> HE'S HARMLESS, HONEY.
>> CASH FOR GOLD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THERE YOU GO.
I'M THE BEST SALESMAN BECAUSE I
ALWAYS TREAT MY CUSTOMERS RIGHT,
AND RANDY'S CUSTOMERS, TOO.
KEEP IT GOING, MONEY MAN.
REAL CLOWN, EH?