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Our next game is "Improbable Scenes", everybody plays.
Before the show began, you guys wrote
scene suggestions and put them on this little box...
I'll pick some of them... They will improvise quick scenes
with the first thing that comes to their minds, with the scenes you wrote.
'Last words of a match'. "Improbable Scenes".
Oh, burn!
I'm dying... But when I was alive, my beauty had no match...
Fire! Fire! Somebody do something!
'What not to do in a museum'
Papyrus my ***...
Oh, it's Mona Lisa...
- Why is that statue special? - It's Venus de Milo.
That was it.
Explain that to us, Marcio Ballas. Please...
I mean... Maybe that guy from South Aramaica got that...
It's because Venus de Milo has no arms, so she's 'special'É
It's an artistic joke, sorry, guys...
This show is here, and Marcio Ballas is there...
Next... 'Worst excuses to miss physical education classes'
Teacher, I'm so sad about Venus de Milo...
Teacher, I didn't bring my pen...
Well... The dog ate my football shoes...
I had a problem with my email, I didn't get the spam,
I had a flat tire, so...
Marcio Ballas, explain us...
Please, what did you mean...
Van Gogh, he used to...
People think Van Gogh is a 90's movie star, but he was a painter!
I only have this uniform, if I sweat in it, everybody will call me stinky tomorrow!
'Worst moments to sing 'Happy Birthday''
Guys, after this joke from Marcio Ballas we can't do anything but...
- Really... It isn't... - Stop, Reinaldo! I know you're cheating on me!
- You happy? - ...birthday to you...
'How not to put sunscreen'
Hold still.
Turn around now!
Hold still.
Marcio Ballas, explain why you did that.
I wanted to know what a woman feels when she...
Happy birthday to you...
'What not to do when you're being hanged'
Guess the next letter, c'mon, c'mon...
- Very good... - It's usually an 'F', but...
CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.