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Regular programming will not be seen, in order that we may bring you...Gong Search!
(WSBK Sports Presentation Theme) in higher quality!
Closed captioning for this presentation has been sponsored by Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull!
and by MRC SuperPoop!
("NY Rangers" theme by Edd Kalehoff) in a lower octave.
Ladies and gentlemen, the toast of the host, True Don Bleu!
...Ed McMahon!!!
...trio of dancers who recently rose into prominence, in their own opinion.
Welcome, two hits and a miss!!!
A well, I bless my soul, what's wrong with me? I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm in love
Hey you! I'm all shook up? I'll break your eyes!
(uninteligble)...I'll eat your spleen.
Our next act has a lot in common with Liza Minelli, they both graduated from high school.
Please give it up for Ellis!
(ellis singing)
(Seriously, there's a Chapelle's show joke somewhere....)
This was a great Elvis impersonation.
(Kool Rock-ski and the Human Beatbox rapping)
Welcome back to the Gong Search, welcome back to our judges....
First of all (singing)....
Get on with it! YES GET ON WITH IT!
Please welcome the Agony and Ecstasy of Motherhood!
(horrible act!)
Ed McMahon: the next competition is a showstopper....
Our champion is here with one win to her credit. She's wearing a designer gown by LEGOLAND!.
From Travers City Michigan, let's bring out, Jennifer Campbell!
(UK Gladiators Intro theme)
Hello, and welcome back to Gong SEARCH. It's nice to see you, to see you NICE!
(BUGS BUNNY) Start talking, it's your nickel.
(the more you know jingle)
("Night Birds" by Shakatak)
(audience boos the gonging!)
Tell us, what's next....