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Your golden birthday is when you turn the same age as your birthdate.
And I know what you’re probably thinking.
I missed mine because I was 3!
Stop thinking about yourself, because today is all about me.
A couple of years ago I did a 25 things, so why not do 29 things
Because I’m turning 29 on the 29th.
Yeah! Owww!
That is not a necklace it’s a piercing! Woaaaa it’s in my skin!
I’m the middle kid!
I’ve got two older brothers and a younger sister.
Ow! I think I pulled my groin.
Yeeah! Rhinestones baby what?
I have really big feet. I wear a size 11.
I’m secretly your grandma, and I’ve the grandma sweater to prove it!
Stop looking at my chest!
And you know what they say about girls with big feet?
They have a really hard time finding shoes.
If I could give my younger self a piece of advice it would be
To just enjoy the journey, don’t compare what’s going on in your life to anyone else’s
Because it doesn’t help or get you anywhere
I used to be like, self conscious about my gums.
See they’re like…brown.
Show me you’re teeth!
I went to the dentist and I asked about it. And they said there’s absolutely nothing
wrong with the color of my gums.
Woosh! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh!
I’m 5’10” but I wish I was taller.
My favorite color is goooold!
Woosh! (giggling) Woosh!
(sneezing)
Guess who’s wearing gold pants for her golden birthday?
This lady.
Right here.
Your grandma.
Can I not break my ankle?
So it’s called a chest dermal.
And I got it for my 27th birthday, so I’ve had it for exactly 2 years.
Yes it hurt, no you cannot touch it.
I bought this sweater on eBay, for like…Ow! Ow! Owww! If you’ve ever wondered if that
happens, it does and it huuuurrrrts!
So I actually got my chest pierced to commemorate my grandmother because she had a mole, right
here.
One time, I went on this audition and the casting guy was like, “you’re really pretty
but your gums are a huge distraction”
(singing) Tell me something that’ll save me, I need a man that makes me all right.
(singing) Man that makes me all right!
(singing) Give me something that’ll save me! I wanna love you with my hands tied. Show
me ya teeth!
Show me ya teeth!
Owwwww! Show me ya teeth!
You’re never gonna be successful unless you get that fixed or, learn how to control
it. Because when you laugh and smile you get kinda gummy.
(sneeze!) I also got my chest pierced because I’ve
always wanted to be a sexy care bear. That, and it makes my *** look bigger.
I have a tendency to over react. Like, whenever I lose my phone.
Has anyone seen my phone?
Oh my God! I’ve lost my phone!
Oh my God where is my phone? I can’t find it!
Someone stole it!
Someone stole my phone!
Oh my God someone stole my phone!
Sorry, I found it. It was in my pocket.
Just STOP worrying about what other people are doing.
And I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to me. I’m talking to the old me. Like…years
ago. Not…you’re fine. You’re fine.
I…have a headache. Ow.
(burp!) Oh my gosh. I always burp when I’m filming. Always.
So there you have it! 29 random things. Buuuuuut! There’s a catch!
Not all of them are true. I snuck two lies in there.
Let me know in the comments below what those lies were and I will see you guys later.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(blooper) To commmmm….aaaah I can’t talk. (blooper) It’s never really off the rarrrere
garrrr gerr bleerr