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Dissidia Final Fantasy came out today
The game has come out in several Gamestops across the country
Such as these few stores...
The game is being sold out in many stores all over the globe, but nonetheless, we were able to get you a copy.
The game features many heroes and villains
All from each Final Fantasy games, excluding the spin-offs
Ah, good, I'll be kicking *** with Zack on my PSP
Those losers will never see me coming
Uh...
About that...
Zack is not playable, Cloud is the hero chosen for Final Fantasy VII
Zack doesn't make a single appearance in the game
Other than being a choice for your player icon.
Everyone who loves Cloud Strife...
And those who never heard of Zack Fair,
Get out.
CLOUD *** STRIFE!?
HOW COULD THEY PUT IN CLOUD AND NOT ZACK!?
EVERYONE KNOWS THERE WOULD BE NO CLOUD IF IT WEREN'T FOR ZACK!
THOSE FUCKTARDS AT SQUARE ENIX THINK CLOUD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ZACK!?
DAMN ALL THE *** FINAL FANTASY VII FANBOYS! DAMN THEM!
THOSE FANBOYS WOULD NEVER KNOW A GOOD FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER EVEN IF HE BIT THEIR FANBOY ***!
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PUT THAT WHINY SON OF A *** CLOUD IN THERE!
The *** can't even make his own style of life skills, he has to copy Zack!
HE EVEN HAD TO GO AND STEAL ZACK'S GIRLFRIEND! THAT ***!
But sir, Cloud is the perfect example of the *** Race!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT!
BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOU'RE A ***!
But sir, he's the one that saves the planet from Meteor!
THE METEOR *** STRUCK MIDGAR ANYWAYS!
DID YOU EVEN PLAY THE GAME YOU *** FANBOY!?
GOD DAMN IT!
There's nothing worse than a fanboy who hasn't played the game they're a fan of!
Next thing you know you don't even have a *** yet claim to be a man!
I should gas you for that statement
and then feed you to your own family of Cloud lovers!
God I hate it how they don't have Zack, this can't be!
Dissidia is going to be a total let down!
The game doesn't even have Final Fantasy Tactics!
Ramza was gonna be my *** second, with my main as Zack! But now that's gone!
The *** at Square-Enix are gonna pay!
I'm going to shove this *** fist up Tetsuya *** Nomura's *** and bring it out through his mouth!
I was gonna level up Zack and Ramza to level 100,
master all of their abilities and then play with them against STALIN!!!!
I just can't believe my two favorite characters aren't in the game....
I just had really high hopes about this game
And now all those hopes are gone just like that!
***, I'm gonna have to rethink who my mains will be now,
BUT THAT'S NOT EASY!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS FIGHT!
I'M PROBABLY GONNA END UP MAINING THE *** MONKEY
OR BUTZ, THE WANNABE CLOUD WHO COPIES EVERYONE!!
Next thing you know Tetsuya Nomura ruined Kuja's curves, and made him unsexy...
Next thing you know they made Squall say something other than "Whatever"!
Or maybe Ultimecia is wearing no ***!
Or maybe they made Exdeath's *** EX Mode morning wood!
Its okay, he doesn't know about your wood yet, don't *** in your pants!
Well you know...
At least I can play as a character from a good FF.
At least characters like Warrior of Light, Firion, and Onion Knight are in it.
I'm probably gonna play as Locke.
Final Fantasy VI was good.
Yeah, he was a good thief, although I should never call him a thief.
Locke doesn't like being called a thief.
I'll kill you if you do.
He was the best main character next to Zack, and maybe Squall.
Oh, and you there, the FFVII Fanboy who didn't play FFVII
Its time for you to take a shower.