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I HATE Christmas
OMG OMG OMG!
I LOVE Christmas!
Love is all around!
(from off) ... and a little bit of spray snow!
Look, how festive! Do you feel the joy?
I HATE christmas.
Are you looking forward to your presents?
I HATE presents.
I wonder what Santa's gonna bring this year!
Santa Claus?
You actually believe in this capitalistic garbage?
Don't say that! You'll offend Santa Claus!
Do you have salmonella in the brain?
There IS NO Santa Claus!
But .. who brings us the presents?
Santa Claus is an invention of Coca-Cola
and the Russian marzipan-potatoe-mafia!
Christmas is the Season of Love!
The more we love each other,
the more presents Santa Claus will bring!
Cram Santa up your fish hole, you fake-salmon!
[door bell rings]
If that's Jehova's witnesses again,
tell them: Welcome to hell! [chuckles]
OMG! Santa Claus!
[beep noises]
Do you happen to know a Rabbit who lives here?
I think, it's for you!
[heavy machine noise]
[punch noises]
[bone cracking noises]
(groans)
Merry Christmas!
***.
And that's only because
you didn't believe in Santa Claus.
(groans)
I just came to say hi, before I'm going
to celebrate Happy New Year!
Then go!
Celebrate without me!
I NEVER LIKED new year celebrations anyway!
Don't say that!
You'll offend End-of-the-Year Claus!
"END-OF-THE-YEAR CLAUS"?
There is no "End-of-the-Year Claus"!
Cram your "End-of-the Year Claus" up your...
(knock knock knock)
WHERE'S THE RABBIT?
It's ... for you!
Gotta go.
Bye!
Hi Hippos!
This was a collaboration
between Manniac and Ruthe!
If you want to see another video
from the two, click on this link!
But first, you need to answer one question:
What do you wish for christmas this year?
.. from me?
Post your wish into the comments!
And if you liked this video,
give it a thumbs up!
And share it on Facebook!
THAT'S AN ORDER!
That's it.
Merry Christmas!
I HATE Christmas.