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[audible tone]
[audible tone]
[audible tone shuts off]
Okay, so just before Christmas,
I thought I'd give the whole YouTube thing a go and I even recorded an intro video.
It was on a really s****y, little webcam... if I can find it somewhere...
Yeah, anyway it was on a s****y, little webcam.
So, it's pretty crap sound, pretty crap quality video but
I recorded it nonetheless and rather than do another one,
I thought I'd just have this little intro with my nice new DSLR.
Yeah, so enjoy.
[clears throat]
This is so weird.
Needless to say: I'm nervous.
So, basically YouTube is the only social network type thing that I'm not currently on.
[in high pitched voice] I am aware it's not a social network and more of a video sharing website
Smart-***.
However, all I'm saying is
I'm on Facebook, I'm on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram. So, I kind of just latched onto all that
and it's clearly taken me a long time to catch up with YouTube. I dunno why.
I guess I'm just pretty reserved about talking to a camera,
[in a deep voice] alone in your room
about nothing.
But then, I thought, well "Ya know, f*** it."
Everyone seems to be doing it. So, why not me?
I have some suspicions that this might not work.
I mean, who the f*** is interested in what I've got to say.
But then, I figured why not
just give it a try!
Even if I get one view...
one view.
[in high-pitched voice] Thanks, Mum!
The amount of f*****g cat videos that are on YouTube now.
Surely, I'm a little bit more interesting than...
ya know, actually cat videos are quite funny.
That's what this is probably gonna be.
Videos of me talking s***.
There's a lot of that on YouTube, I know. But I don't feel that my demographic
is there yet.
The kind of young
...[in high-pitched voice] kind of...
guy demographic.
We are definitely under represented...
And the other thing is, I'm hoping this'll help stop me from going
completely mental. Although, I am aware that I'm now talking to a camera
[in deep voice] alone in your room.
I tend to use Twitter to vent when I get pissed off with certain
situations or if I get down or up or...
pretty much Twitter is my psychiatrist's couch..."Chaise longue"?
It was chaise longue! How about that?!
Why did I even know that? [crash]
This is so f****** weird.
Yeah. Okay, so thumbs up, thumbs down. Like, subscribe, comment.
Tell me how s*** that was. Tell me how much you really don't want to see anymore of me and
I'll see ya soon. Cheers