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005: "Everyone loves the SNOPS" (NOTE: SNOP is almost SNOPP - which means ***)
I'm so tired of that noise!
- SHUT UP- - I'm coold!
You're cold, huh? I know something that will warm you up...
Here comes the kitty!
That was fun!
Always such a ***!
Good coffee today.
- Yeah! Fine as a grog! - F*cking c*nt, I'm gonna *mumbling*
Yo, Blunder, guess what they say about men who talk with bread in their mouths?
They never get to sleep with the same girl two times.
A girl in my class said she was turn on by that!
You know, your mom is sexy with most things in her mouth.
Ooh, talking dirty about your mom again?
I just think it's bad taste, I mean I'm doing everything for you, is giving me a chance to much to ask?
Your fur looks alittle like raisin ice cream... wanna get some?
Do you always have to- Oh, Ice Cream! That sounds yummy!
Neh, you're to small. Bye Lunis! Hello world! Here comes UsaCow!
THAT ONE! I want that one mommy, it has stripes! Kittycat!
Alright, let's have it for dinner today, sweetie.
Mr Puré, I have BIG problem I need your help with...
Oh yeah, what's that?
My dress is melting.
Honestly, Runki. You're starting to freak me out. That was the third time in row you asked me to have "girl friend sex".
Hellooo girls! Tonight is the night! Music! Cool cars! Big wheels! Tons of beer! Are you in?
With you?
Hello? Homeless person? Are you alive?
- Ah, hey there... - Oh, I wet my *** alittle...
- But just alittle - That's good
- What's your name then? - Bibi. And yours is FartSausage right?
Ehh, noo...?
I know! Let's go to the SNOP store! I was told they have new ones in stock!
- Come! - What's a SNOP?
This is where they sell the SNOPS.
- Hello theere - Take me home
Would you like a big SNOP?
I'd love to explain, thank you! A SNOP is a "Sofisticated Newfound Oriental Paradiseworm".
We didn't think it was worth anything what so ever. But then we realised they are actually quite cute!
The SNOPs comes in all kinds of sizes and shapes. But you have to remember that size doesn't matter.
- A SNOP? - Hello there kiiiid...
My SNOP is pink and hairy!
Most girls don't have a SNOP, but now I have one.
Oh, how lovely! Two satisfied customers!
- Whazzaaap? - Whazaaap?
Bed bomb! Ah, that's nice.
Now that your record player is broken, can I have it? Your mom is buying you a new one anyway.
I said NO! Cats are not suppose to have record players!
Time for you to show me some respect! I'm your owner! Even though I don't wanna be...
What are you doing? You're not fighting, right? It sounded that way?
We were just having a cuddle!
Can I touch your SNOP? Pretty pleeease?
NO!
Can I have the record player?
My SNOP is alittle smaller then the other boys, but that's ok!
That's what I said in high school as well.
Well frankly my dear. This is the best biscuit I've ever had!
Now now, Blunder. It's not nice to play with your SNOP at the dinnertable.
It could go off.
MOVE! *** books...
We love each other SNOPy!
I hate everyone!
Time for school.... Are you coming, bro?
Good mooorning in there...
Come on, get up!
Helloooo....?
Helllo..!?
Helloooooooo!??
*** OFF! YOU HAG!
Like all the boys playing with their SNOPs wasn't bad enough already - now all the girls are doing it to!
Eh, is this a bad time to tell you I got one yesterday?
For *** sake Runki, we had a pact!
Today we will discuss Menopaus problems...
There's no reason why I picked that subject or anything... just something I came up with...
One + One? That's three...right?
I can't take this anymore! I need to touch my SNOP!
Me to! Hi Twinky!
Show some respect, I'm going through menopaus!
- Give me that ugly-- - NOOH!
GROUPRAPE!
How's the job hunt going?
I STILL haven't found any! Ok, so I haven't applied for any but still...
Maybe you just haven't found the right stage for you... what's your dream job?
- Naked housekeeper - Yeah, but that requires a pretty high grade right?
So you want to get smacked huh?
No, but I'd love a cheeseburger!
What's the deal with you and cheeseburgers anyway?
They are tasty!
- We meet again - I said I DON'T WANT to buy your socks
OH MY GOD, even worse!
You might be intrested in my SNOP? Too bad, I haven't got one
- Whyyyy? - They looked to much like you
Oooh no, you did not!
Oh, a person...
Hi
- You love me - Let me out
KIIIILLLLL
Whooooo?
Oh you picked Jan-Olof! It's one of our most sold actually! It's the best! No side effects.
uh... It does that. I don't know why really...
SHUT UP, Crybaby!
It smells like horse...
Kiittycattyy
- Can i touch the SNOP? - No way, buy your own SNOP!
That's it!
- Give it to me! - HELP, I'M BEING ***!
Now we're even.
Quick, Blunder! Give me your SNOP, Lunis ate mine!
- Never - GIVE ME THE SNOP YOU LITTLE BRAT
- Let go! - You're getting a karate punch!
Problem child!
Something mysterious seems to be going on with the SNOPS. I'll tell you what to do if I can have your record player
Lunis... If you say record player one... more... time...
Record player
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today we're having aaaa SALE!
Sale, sale. Sale, sale, sale
Sales are fun! Sales are great!
- Sales are-- - Hold it!
Oh no
If I can't have a SNOP, then NO ONE can have a SNOP!
- Twinkie! - Rasmus! Noo!
I'll hide!
It was kind of hard to kill my pet, but can I PLEASE have an autograph?
Alright, but ONLY if you PROMISE to treat your sister like a queen from now on
Sure. That won't be a problem. Cause the truth is...
I'm kind of attracted to her...
- Blunder is being awfully quiet up there - Maybe he finally found dads *** after all?
Yeah, he's proabably just having some cosy alone time.
I can't believe you survived, Mr. Fluffington!
Together forever...
Oh myy, hello theere!
Are you the television crew?
And TWO of you?
We could have a threesome!
Baby! Here I am
Alot of people seem to think I'm only interested in sex....
I AM!
No really, I've got plenty of other interest.
I love buying fastfood!
Imagine just going in to the store and taking a fast one!
THAT! That is just a rumor! It's not true! I'm totally retarded! Stupid!