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So what you're saying is
You want me to be a bunny?
[music]
Ok so today we're reviewing a Bunny hat for dogs,
AKA a torture device for animals.
OHHH! Torture is so nice for the puppies!
And I accidentally stumbled upon this on Gmarket
You guise know the Gmarket song?
GMARKET!
Do you love it?
GMARKET
Do you need it?
GMA
Anyways, I was browsing Gmarket and I saw this sale section for dog stuff
like all this dog clothing, and they had these dog hats.
They've got these frog eyes that stick out of the top of the hats
which doesn't make sense to me.
I don't want a frog for a dog. I want a bunny for a dog!
I know, it's weird, because it's like he killed a frog
and then wore his eye carcass on it's body.
It's like those Winnie the Pooh toys that, for some reason, kids like.
It's like "Look! Winnie the Pooh is wearing the carcass of your favorite animal"
Anyways, I was very excited to see this because,
as you know, I'm a video game nerd.
I like to play Super Smash Brothers,
and I thought to myself, if I give Spudgy the bunny hood,
then he'd be a lot faster and he'd be able to jump a lot more.
So we're gonna try to put this on our very happy and excited dog:
I CAN SEE THE EXCITEMENT IN YOUR EYES!
And we're gonna see if he has any bunny jumping powers.
I think he knows what we're planning,
and I think he's gonna try to make a run for it.
Don't you try to run for it. Come on. Come on guy!
He's got the keys to the scooter. We gotta go man!
Where you think you're going? Where you think you're going guy?
It's time to put on your bunny hood!
There's nowhere to run. No, no toys. Come on.
Bunny hood. Hay! Little Spudgy guy. Come here!
Don't, HAY! Where do you think you're running? Where do you think you're running?
It's time for bunny hood. Nonono. No you're not going there.
Oh you're trapped. Come here. It's time for the bunny hood.
Ok. I'm preparing the Spudgy. Right now he's in a luxuriously relaxed state.
This is, of course, before I attempt to put the hood on him.
So this is an attempt to quell the anxiety of the hood.
Oh look at you.
Enter the bunny hood!
Ok. He's looking at it. He looks unimpressed.
Uhh. I don't know how to get him back into the upright position.
He...he's.
Can you roll over our lazy dog?
Come on. You know. Do things that dogs do!
Sit up straight. Ok. I'm gonna move you this way.
Um. Guise? My dog is broken.
I can't seem to return him to the upright position.
Chom chom. Chom chom chom!
What are you doing mom?
Hahaha!
What is...what is this? The lazy...
There you go! He turned over.
Aha!
Ok I've made a terrible mistake.
Ok. Attempt #1.
[music]
Ok.
I've got myself a little Spudgy snare. I trapped him so good!
Ok I've got his ears in. Oh god!
Do you need a man to do this for you?
You're not doing a really good job.
Ok so. Ear #1.
Deep sigh of sadness. Tie it underneath now.
I don't think he's gonna...ok. He's looking good.
He's looking cute. Tie it underneath.
Spudgy you look like an Ewok now.
He's un...he's very unhappy with this.
Ok wait a second. Guhh!
[Baby cries]
Ok no. It's off.
All your work for nothing.
See, I don't want to tie it.
I know you're gonna be grumpy if I tie it.
Mom, I'm gonna be grumpy no matter what.
I'll be super cereal: I don't like this bunny hat.
But the people on the website had a picture of a Pekignese
and he looked so happy!
There. Ok.
Be free little Ewok! Be free!
There. He's so happy!
How's that Mr?
No. No. He's unimpressed.
He's shaking it off.
Ok no. He clearly doesn't like the bunny hood.
Ok. Mommy helps you.
Ok so Bunny hood sucks.
Ooh. That didn't go over well at all.
I've made a terrible mistake.
So, Spudgy was unimpressed by the whole event.
No. As soon as it touched his head he was like
"I don't want it get it off my body!"
That's the Spudgy voice, by the way.
Oh. He has his own particular voice that only we can hear
Why is that?
Because we're weird, that's why.
Oh, right!
Yeah, I think all animals will be generally displeased wearing this,
except for stupid dogs, like, put it on a Golden Retriever,
and he'll be like "OH I'M SO HAPPY TO SERVE MY MASTER!"
So I guess whoever wins this bunny hood, if you don't have a pet,
if you have a pet cat that might beat the crap out of you if you put this on them
you can always give this to somebody
or you can put this on a baby.
Or you can put this on somebody with a very, very tiny head.
That's right. But then your ears will stick out.
Isn't that a good thing?
Well no, because then your ears will get cold.
!!! It will be perfect. You know, when you want to listen to music,
and you ears are like trapped underneath a big
and you can't listen to music when your headphones are on top.
This would be perfect.
I don't, I don't ever suffer at that.
Yes you do big head.
How dare you call me big head you're the big head!!
Simon has a fat head. Fat head!
Look, ok: here's the size of my head compared to Martina's.
That's my head's width. And compared to Martina's. 1, 2, 3.
Your math is off. No! Look!
Three times the size of my head Fat head!
Your head is much fatter.
Your head is fatter fat head.
You're gonna comment on this, and you know that Simon has the fatter head.
If any of you say that I have a fat head, guess what?
Deleted!
That's not true. I will make sure.
BANNED!
That's not true! Don't listen to his threats!
[GONG!]