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>> CHEERS.
WHAT IS THIS? DOM?
I THINK I'M SOMEWHAT INSTAFAMOUS
IN THE INSTAGRAM WORLD.
WELL, I JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HAVE SO MANY FACETS TO ME.
I LOVE MY HERMES.
I LOVE MY SHOES AND MY JEWELRY.
I DON'T DO FETISH.
IF ANY GUY TELLS ME,
"I LOVE ASIAN GIRLS,"
HE'S DONE.
>> I'VE TAKEN SO MANY SELFIES
ON MY [BEEP] CELL PHONE TODAY,
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
>> WHOO!
>> WHAT ABOUT THESE?
I LOOK LIKE I HAVE...
LIKE I CAN'T BE AROUND CHILDREN
UNATTENDED IN THESE SUNGLASSES.
I LOOK LIKE I'M FROM KENYA.
MY *** ARE SAGGING
BELOW MY WAIST.
>> I'M TOTALLY
A PERSIAN PRINCESS.
>> YOUR TOTAL IS $488,680.50.
>> WHY ARE MY FRIENDS
GIVING TO A CHARITY THAT DOESN'T
SUPPORT ME AS A PERSON?
DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
>> DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER
AT MY FACE.
>> GET OUT. WE'RE DONE.
>> HE KICKED ME OUT
OF THE STUDIO.
>> SO IT WAS A DISASTER?
>> IT GOT VERY VH-1.
>> IS THIS A MARATHON?
THESE ARE HEAVY,
THESE BAGS, HONESTLY.
I'M DYING.
>> WEIGHT TRAINING.
>> LITERALLY.
>> WALKING FROM BARNEYS
UP RODEO IS ALWAYS
A GOOD CARDIO.
>> MY *** SWEAT
AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME--
I HAVE, LIKE, A PUDDLE
FORMING RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S LITERALLY SEPARATING.
WHEW!
>> YOUR *** LOOK GREAT.
>> IT TAKES A LOT
OF COORDINATION AND TACT
TO BE A SHOPPER ON RODEO,
AND A POWER SHOPPER AT THAT,
WHICH WE ARE.
EZRA JUST TEXTED ME
FROM NEW YORK.
>> AW. LET'S TAKE
A SELFIE FOR HIM.
>> HOW DO WE LOOK?
SHINY?
MY ARMS AREN'T REALLY
LONG ENOUGH FOR A SELFIE
SOMETIMES. WHEN YOU'RE
TALL--YES. YOU WITH THOSE ARMS,
A GREAT SELFIE.
I ALWAYS NAME THIS LOCATION.
YOU NEVER NAME THIS LOCATION.
>> WELL, IT DEPENDS.
>> I NEED TO BE MORE MYSTERIOUS.
IT'S JUST SO HARD FOR ME
BECAUSE I'M SO THOROUGH.
IS THERE ANYONE THAT, LIKE,
DOESN'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
RIGHT NOW, AND THAT
YOU'RE LYING, TOO?
BECAUSE IF I PUT IT UP,
WE'RE GONNA BE OUTED.
>> NO, PEOPLE KNOW.
>> OK. THIS IS GOOD?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, ONCE I SHARE--
>> SHARE. DONE.
>> ARE WE DOING IT?
>> SHARE.
>> OK. DO IT. GO. GO.
DO I LOOK THIS ***
IN REAL LIFE?
>> ♪ GO RUN AND TELL SOMEBODY
THEY LIKE ME, THEY SEE ME
OH, HOLD ME LIKE A HOBBY
THEY'RE WRITIN'
THEY'RE TWEETIN'
WE ARE THE RICH AND POPULAR ♪
>> CAN YOU COME
TO MY ROOM, PLEASE?
>> MY NAME IS DOROTHY ***.
I'M 25 YEARS OLD.
I WAS BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA,
THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD,
AND MY OCCUPATION IS BEING
FUNEMPLOYED AND FABULUXE.
>> WHOO!
>> GROWING UP, MY PARENTS
DIDN'T TALK ABOUT MONEY.
SORRY THE ROOM'S SO MESSY.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> HONESTLY, IT WASN'T UNTIL
IT WAS PRINTED IN "FORBES" THAT
I KNEW HOW MUCH MONEY WE HAD.
MY DAD IS A BUSINESSMAN,
SO I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
IN A BIGGER SENSE.
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE...
THE ASIAN SENSATION
OF THE WORLD. HA HA!
I LOVE MY HERMES.
I LOVE MY SHOES.
I LIKE JEWELRY
AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.
HONESTLY, I'M NOT REALLY SURE
HOW MANY BIRKINS I HAVE.
I'VE KIND OF LOST COUNT.
THE ENTRY-LEVEL BIRKIN
IS PROBABLY AROUND $10,000,
AND THEN A CROCODILE
OR ALLIGATOR WILL PROBABLY
BE $60,000 OR SO.
HONESTLY, MONEY
CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
MY BIRKINS AREN'T GONNA
HUG ME BACK AT NIGHT
AND TELL ME THEY LOVE ME,
EVEN THOUGHT SOMETIMES
I LIKE TO THINK THEY DO.
>> MY NAME IS MORGAN STEWART.
I'M FROM BEVERLY HILLS,
CALIFORNIA. I'M 26 YEARS OLD.
AND I HAVE A BLOG
CALLED "*** & LOUBS."
MY BLOG IS A PERFECT
REPRESENTATION OF ME.
I HAVE VERY LARGE ***
AND A VERY LARGE AFFINITY
FOR LOUBOUTINS.
I OWN PROBABLY ABOUT 200
PAIRS OF LOUBOUTINS,
AND I FEEL LIKE THE AVERAGE
COST, PROBABLY 1,500 BUCKS?
I HAD PRIVATE SCHOOL
MY ENTIRE LIFE, A GOLD AM EX.
I COULD SHOP AND BUY
WHATEVER I WANTED.
CAREER-WISE, I WOULD LOVE
FOR MY BLOG TO REALLY TAKE OFF
AND REALLY FOCUS ON THAT.
I THINK I COULD WRITE A BOOK.
I'M REALLY FUNNY.
MY DAD IS AN ARCHITECT.
HE HAS BUILT STORES
ALONG RODEO DRIVE.
MY MOM PUTS UP WITH ME,
AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
BEEN HER JOB.
THEY KNOW I'M ABSOLUTELY
BAT [BEEP] CRAZY,
BUT THEY'RE REALLY PROUD OF ME.
THEY REALLY ARE.
OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA CRY NOW.
IS IT EMBARRASSING WE GET
OUR HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE
BEFORE WE GO OUT?
>> JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE.
>> I NEED THAT MUCH HELP.
>> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
TO REMIND YOURSELF
HOW PRETTY YOU CAN BE.
MORGAN AND I MET PROBABLY
AROUND 4 YEARS AGO.
>> IN A SPIN CLASS.
>> AND WE'RE BOTH STRUGGLING
AGAINST THE CHUBS, SO WE
BECAME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
I WAS REALLY INTO BASKETBALL
AND VOLLEYBALL AND TENNIS,
BUT I REALLY LIKED BASKETBALL.
I ALWAYS USED TO WATCH
EVERY NBA GAME.
LIKE, I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA BE IN THE WNBA.
>> I WAS, LIKE, THE GIRL
IN SEVENTH GRADE THAT EVERYBODY
WAS MAKING FUN OF
BECAUSE I HAD NO ***.
I LITERALLY WOKE UP ONE DAY,
AND IT WAS JUST LIKE...HUH!
LIKE...FULL EXPLOSION.
>> I'M STILL WAITING
FOR THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME.
>> THEY CALLED ME [BEEP].
>> WE DO SEE QUALITIES
OF CERTAIN DUOS.
BLAIR AND SERENA A LITTLE BIT.
>> THAT'S THE MOST ACCURATE,
BY ANY MEANS.
>> THERE'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
CHER AND DION.
SOMETIMES IT CAN BE
A BONNIE AND CLYDE.
>> OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD ONE.
I'VE TAKEN SO MANY SELFIES
ON MY [BEEP] CELL PHONE TODAY,
IT'S, LIKE, EMBARRASSING.
>> I THINK
I'M SOMEWHAT INSTAFAMOUS
IN THE INSTAGRAM WORLD.
RIGHT NOW, I HAVE
16,000 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS,
AND NONE OF THEM ARE PURCHASED.
GOD.
>> I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE
WHOSE INSTAGRAMS ARE
ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL.
LIKE, YOU NEED TO HAVE
A DAY OFF.
>> WE'RE CONSTANTLY
CHECKING INSTAGRAM.
>> CONSTANT REFRESH.
>> IT'S JUST, LIKE,
AN ALL-DAY THING.
>> OH, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
I WILL LITERALLY CHECK INSTAGRAM
4 TIMES IN A ROW
AND THEN BE LIKE,
"I'VE SEEN ALL THESE PICTURES.
"IT'S AWKWARD.
"I SHOULD PROBABLY CALL SOMEBODY
OR DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE."
OH, MY GOD. I COULD DO
A CREST WHITE STRIP AD.
I'VE BECOME OBSESSIVE WITH IT.
IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE
MY PHOTO, IT'S RUINED
MY ENTIRE DAY, BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE IT'S AN ENTIRE PLOT
TO NOT LIKE MY PHOTO ON PURPOSE
BECAUSE THERE'S SOME HIDDEN
AGENDA, THAT WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN
ABOUT THE ISSUE THAT THEY HAVE,
AND IT'S COMPLETELY MADE ME
CRAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM.
>> AM I DONE?
>> HA HA HA!
>> WHY WAS THAT FUNNY?
>> ♪ IT'S TIME TO PARTY, GIRL
IT'S TIME TO HIT THE FLOOR
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME TO HIT THE FLOOR ♪
>> WE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE.
IS IT THAT WAY?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
FRIDAYS AT CLUBS
IS ALMOST LIKE AMATEUR NIGHT.
IT'S LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE.
WE DEFINITELY JUST WOULD
MUCH RATHER THROW
OUR OWN PENTHOUSE PARTY
AWAY FROM ALL THE SLOPPINESS.
>> ARRIVING TO A PARTY SOBER
IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD,
BECAUSE THEN YOU HAVE TO
START FROM SCRATCH,
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
PRETEND TO TALK TO EVERYBODY
YOU DON'T LIKE AND ASK THEM
HOW THEY'RE DOING.
AT LEAST DRUNK,
YOU CAN JUST STUMBLE BY
AND BE LIKE, "I'M SO DRUNK.
I CAN'T SMALL-TALK WITH YOU."
>> "WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER."
YOU KNOW?
>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY
START WITH CHAMPAGNE
AND MAKE OUR WAY TO ***.
>> NO, YOU ALWAYS START
WITH ***, THEN MAKE
YOUR WAY TO CHAMPAGNE.
YOU KNOW THIS.
>> TIMOTHY...
>> CAN I GET A ***
WITH A SPLASH OF SODA?
>> ***, SODA,
3 LEMONS, PLEASE.
>> 3 LEMONS. ALL RIGHT.
>> TIMOTHY IS THE BEST.
HE LITERALLY TOLD ME,
"YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND."
>> WE HAVE DOM
AND CRISTAL, DOROTHY.
>> DOM IS MY PERSONAL CHOICE,
BUT WE WANT TO BE GOOD HOSTS.
WE GOT SOME FOR
THE OTHER PEOPLE, TOO.
>> MY NAME IS ROXY SOWLATY.
I'M 25 YEARS OLD,
AND I'M FROM BEVERLY HILLS.
I LIVE IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE
WITH MY MOM, MY DAD,
MY SISTER, AND MY LITTLE
DOG LYCHEE LU.
YOU ARE JUST FABULOUS TODAY.
I'M TOTALLY A PERSIAN PRINCESS.
I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT,
BUT I LOVE IT.
I'M TOTALLY AN EXPERT SHOPPER.
I COULD SHOP FOR A LIVING.
NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER
IN THE WORLD.
MY PARENTS GAVE ME
6 UNLIMITED CREDIT CARDS
AND, LIKE, UNLIMITED
BERGDORF'S AND NEIMAN'S
AND SAKS AND BARNEYS CARDS.
I THINK I'D PROBABLY SPEND,
LIKE, $20,000, $30,000
A MONTH SOMETIMES.
>> YOUR TOTAL IS $488,680.50.
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD NO
FROM MY PARENTS ABOUT STUFF
THAT I'VE WANTED--
THE NICEST CLOTHING,
THE NICEST BAG,
THE BEST CAR, BRAND-NEW,
A RANGE ROVER, SECOND CAR.
WHATEVER I WANTED
ALWAYS HAPPENED.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S
OK IN ANY WORLD AT ALL.
>> LITERALLY ALL I WANT
IS A GREEN KELLY.
>> I REALLY WANT
THE GREEN GIVENCHY BAG.
IT'S LIKE I LIKE IT.
IT'S JUST ME.
>> WE BOTH WANT DARK GREEN.
>> IT'S THE COLOR RIGHT NOW.
ROXY IS A VERY CLOSE
FRIEND OF MINE.
SHE'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS.
>> SHE DEFINITELY SPEAKS
HER MIND.
>> YOU'RE SERIOUSLY A [BEEP].
>> ROXY IS LIKE A LITTLE
PIT BULL IN A PLEATED SKIRT,
YOU KNOW. RIGHT?
>> BRENDAN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A SEAT AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME?
>> OH, HI.
>> BRENDAN'S BEEN MY BOYFRIEND
FOR THE PAST YEAR.
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS.
I GENUINELY KNEW
FROM THE MOMENT THAT WE ACTUALLY
STARTED TO BE TOGETHER,
THIS IS IT.
>> GOING OUT IS FUN.
SO WHEN WE GO OUT,
WE GO OUT BIG.
CHEERS.
I'LL DRINK FROM THIS ONE.
WHAT IS THIS? DOM? WHAT YEAR?
>> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT ONE.
>> THERE ARE BOTTLES THAT RANGE
FROM, LIKE, YOU KNOW, $800
ALL THE WAY UP UNTIL $200,000.
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S A GOOD--
>> AND THEN THAT'S WHEN YOU
KIND OF LIKE, "OOH...
SHOULD WE SPLITSIES?"
>> THERE'S CAVIAR
FROM THE CASPIAN SEA.
>> OH, CASPIAN.
>> IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY,
WE WANT TO DO IT RIGHT.
>> CHEERS.
>> A LITTLE CAVIAR TOAST.
>> THE NUMBER-ONE RULE
OF CAVIAR ETIQUETTE
IS DON'T BE THAT PERSON
THAT GOES, "EW! WHAT'S THAT?"
>> I FEEL LIKE 8-YEAR-OLD KIDS
FROM THE VALLEY DO THAT.
>> "WHAT'S THAT?"
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
>> WE LIKE TO DANCE
AND HAVE FUN AND LET LOOSE.
>> LET'S HAVE TIMOTHY
MAKE EVERYONE A SHOT!
>> BECAUSE I'M A VERY TENSE
PERSON UNTIL I GET, YOU KNOW,
MY FIRST 3 OR 4 DRINKS IN ME.
>> 3 DRINKS. 3 DRINKS.
>> 3 DRINKS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> HERE'S TO DOROTHY.
>> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
EVERYONE HAS TO GIVE BACK
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T REALLY
PUT A PRICE TAG
ON A GREAT NIGHT OUT.
HAVING MEMORIES THAT YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE FOREVER,
IT'S PRICELESS.
>> GET IN!
>> I'D NEVER GO TO HAPPY HOUR.
>> IT'S HOT. WHOO!
>> SHVITZING.
>> I KNOW, AND I REALLY WANT
BREAD, AND I'M NOT
GOING TO EAT ANY.
>> THE THING ABOUT US
IS THAT WE'RE CONSTANTLY
EITHER TRYING TO BE SKINNY
OR EATING, WHICH OBVIOUSLY
IS NOT WORKING
IN EACH OTHER'S FAVOR.
>> UH! GOD.
>> SHOULD WE WAIT FOR BRENDAN?
>> NO. I'M GONNA HAVE A SLICE.
I DON'T CARE.
>> IT LOOKS SO GOOD.
WE'RE JUST FAT GIRLS
TRYING TO GET OUT,
BECAUSE IF WE COULD,
WE WOULD BE EATING EVERYTHING.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
>> IT'S AWKWARD THAT
I'M CUTTING MY PIZZA, BECAUSE
I ACTUALLY WANT TO SHOVE IT
IN MY MOUTH IN ONE BITE.
>> ALWAYS!
WE'RE ALWAYS THINKING
ABOUT FOOD.
>> HI.
>> OH, MY GOD.
SIT.
>> OUR REAL-ESTATE MOGUL
AT THE AGE OF 18.
>> DID YOU SELL A HOUSE AT 18?
>> YEAH.
>> ARE YOU REPUBLICAN?
>> MY NAME IS BRENDAN
FITZPATRICK, I'M 25,
AND I'M A REAL-ESTATE BROKER.
GROWING UP, I WAS
EXTREMELY SPOILED.
I WAS ABLE TO HAVE
WHAT I WANTED WHEN I WANTED IT,
AND I WAS ONLY 19
WHEN I SOLD MY FIRST HOUSE
FOR $15 MILLION.
YOU KNOW, NOW I'M 25,
AND YOU KNOW, I'M MAKING
IN THE MILLIONS.
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA.
>> YEAH.
>> THIS WAS ACTUALLY--
THEY ONLY GAVE US HALF A PIZZA.
>> IS THIS YOUR DIRTY PLATE?
WOULD YOU MIND?
>> I'M SORRY. YOU CAN TAKE
MY [BEEP] PLATE.
>> SO I THINK WE SHOULD
SET UP DOROTHY
WITH ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS,
SOMEBODY RICH OBVIOUSLY.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE
FOR YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DO.
>> BOTH BRENDAN AND I BOTH
WANT TO SET DOROTHY UP
WITH SOMEBODY,
SOMEBODY ELIGIBLE,
SOMEBODY FUNNY,
SOMEBODY EASYGOING,
SOMEBODY CUTE.
>> BUT, LIKE, WOULDN'T I HAVE
ALREADY MET THEM AND KNOWN THEM?
>> I'LL GIVE YOU
MY PREREQUISITE.
HEIGHT IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING TO ME.
TALL...
6 FEET AT LEAST.
>> YOU HAVE TO BE 6 FEET.
NO WAY.
>> 6'2" TO 6'4" TO--
>> OK. HEIGHT. I GET IT.
OK. NEXT.
>> THEY DON'T NECESSARILY
HAVE TO HAVE MONEY.
BUT THEY NEED TO BE SWAGGY.
LIKE, YOU CAN BE
THE POOREST PERSON--
>> WHAT IS SWAGGY?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT SWAG IS.
YOU'RE NOT THAT WHITE. COME ON.
AND I DON'T DO FETISH.
IF ANY GUY TELLS ME,
"I LOVE ASIAN GIRLS," DONE.
>> WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE WHY WOULD
YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A PROP?
>> I LITERALLY WILL BE, LIKE,
"EW," AND THEN I'LL BE, LIKE,
"HAVE FUN AT THE NAIL SALON."
LIKE, I'M JUST...
MY DAD IS, LIKE, "DOROTHY,
YOU NEED TO SETTLE."
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE
EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT.
LIKE, THERE'S NO...
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE
EVERYTHING YOU WANT?
>> WHAT?
>> THAT WASN'T A TRICK QUESTION,
YOU IDIOT.
>> IT IS A TRICK QUESTION.
>> NO. YOU DON'T HAVE
EVERYTHING YOU WANT?
>> I'M...YEAH, YEAH,
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT.
>> SO WHAT'S A TRICK QUESTION
ABOUT THAT?
>> WELL, REALLY I'M JUST...
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT US.
>> I'M ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT US.
ARE YOU NOT ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT US?
>> WELL, RIGHT NOW WE WERE--
>> YOU GETTING HOT?
IT'S HOT, RIGHT?
>> I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE
WARM, YEAH.
MORGAN AND I BICKER,
AND IT'S ALWAYS FLIRTATIOUSLY,
AND I THINK THAT IT JUST COMES
FROM AN OVERALL UNDERSTANDING
FROM EACH OTHER.
>> I'VE MADE YOU A BETTER PERSON
IN EVERY WAY.
YOU'VE LOST 10 POUNDS.
>> WHO ELSE IS GONNA DEAL
WITH ALL THIS CRAZINESS?
>> HE'S [BEEP] NUTS, TOO.
I JUST TOOK A MENTAL NOTE
THAT I'M NOT EVERYTHING
BRENDAN WANTS.
JUST SAYIN'.
>> LOOK AT OUR FOOD.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ATE?
>> I'M TAKING 2 MAGNESIUM PILLS,
[BEEP] IT ALL OUT TOMORROW,
AND WE'RE DONE.
>> LUCKY YOU, BRENDAN.
>> I KNOW.
>> HE TAKES THEM, TOO.
HOW GOOD ARE THEY?
BRENDAN'S HAD SOME CONSTIPATION
ISSUES OVER THE PAST 3 WEEKS.
>> OK. ANYWAYS, CHEERS.
GREAT TO SEE YOU. YES.
>> I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS GO
FOR THE SAME STYLE OF SUNGLASS
OVER AND OVER.
IS THIS AN ACCURATE MIRROR?
>> IT IS.
>> OK. GOOD.
>> WOULD I WEAR THESE, MORGAN?
I LOOK LIKE A BUG.
>> WHAT ABOUT THESE?
I LOOK LIKE I CAN'T BE
AROUND CHILDREN UNATTENDED
IN THESE SUNGLASSES.
I FEEL LIKE SHOPPING
FOR SUNGLASSES IS THE EASIEST
THING TO SHOP FOR, BUT IT'S
ALSO THE MOST FRUSTRATING,
BECAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE TO GET
REALLY REAL WITH YOUR FACE.
>> I DON'T HAVE A SUNGLASS FACE
OR A HAT HEAD.
>> I LIKE THE BARTON
PERREIRAS BETTER.
>> THE BARTON PERREIRAS?
BUT I HAVE 9 PAIRS OF THOSE.
I MEAN, I'M GONNA GET THEM
STILL, BUT, LIKE, MAYBE
WE SHOULD, LIKE, TRAVEL
OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONE.
SHOULD WE TAKE A PIC?
>> IT'S, LIKE,
OUR SELFIE STANCE.
OH, THERE WE ARE.
>> OH, THAT'S CUTE.
>> DID YOU HEAR "SELFIE" IS
THE WORD OF THE YEAR ACCORDING
TO "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE?
SOMEONE TWEETED THAT TO ME.
>> IS IT WEIRD
THAT I DON'T GO ON TWITTER?
AND IS IT WEIRD THAT I DID NOT
KNOW THAT YOU GIVE BLOOD,
DOROTHY ***?
AS I'M LOOKING
AT THIS INSTAGRAM PHOTO OF YOU,
CHANEL FLATS UP AND ALL.
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS PHOTO?
>> THE CHANEL SPACESHIP SANDALS.
>> I FEEL LIKE THAT WORKS
WITH THE CHAIR
THAT YOU'RE SITTING IN.
>> I KNOW.
I'M A SITUATIONAL DRESSER.
I STARTED DONATING BLOOD
IN HIGH SCHOOL
BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A WAY
TO MISS HISTORY CLASS.
THEN ONCE I DONATED, YOU KNOW,
IT REALLY CLICKED FOR ME
THAT IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS A SIMPLE, EASY WAY
THAT EVERYONE CAN GIVE BACK.
SO MANY PEOPLE COMMENTED
AND SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DO THIS. IT'S SO AMAZING."
AND LIKE, I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD
DO A BLOOD DRIVE,
A BEVERLY HILLS BLOOD DRIVE,
LIKE A PICNIC.
>> I MEAN, I WOULD LOVE
TO HELP YOU WITH THAT,
IF YOU ACTUALLY WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING.
I MEAN, I HAVE NOTHING BETTER
GOING ON, AND I HAVE
NEVER GIVEN BLOOD.
>> YOU THINK EVERYONE,
ALL OF OUR FRIENDS WILL?
>> YEAH.
>> PEOPLE ARE SO SCARED
OF DONATING.
>> YEAH. IT'S MUCH SCARIER.
>> IT'S GONNA HURT LESS
THAN YOUR, LIKE, DOUBLE NOSE JOB
AND, LIKE, YOUR...
>> 50 UNITS OF BOTOX.
>> YEAH.
THAT SHOULD BE A SLOGAN.
SHOULD WE PUT THAT ON THE FLIER?
WE SHOULD MAKE FLIERS.
IT SHOULD BE, LIKE,
A COMMUNITY THING.
LIKE, EVERYONE SHOULD BE
WANTING TO GIVE BACK.
>> DOROTHY THE DO-GOODER.
>> I KNOW.
>> JUST, LIKE, A HAIR FLIP.
>> I KNOW. I JUST, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, HAVE SO MANY
FACETS TO ME.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> DO WE JUST LET
OURSELVES IN, SUSAN?
>> YES, OF COURSE,
BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER.
>> I CALL MY MOM SUSAN
BECAUSE...
I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT.
I JUST CALL HER SUSAN
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
IT'S MORE NATURAL
THAN CALLING HER MOM.
I CALL HER MOM
WHEN I WANT SOMETHING.
ARE WE GONNA OPEN THIS?
>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T WAIT
ONE MORE SECOND.
>> NOPE, I CAN'T.
>> OK. CAN YOU DO THIS?
DO I LOOK SUPER-THIN
IN THE FACE?
>> YES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> BUT YOU'RE STILL HUNCHING
A LITTLE BIT.
>> MY POSTURE'S NOT
THAT BAD, OK?
>> BUT IT'S VERY UNATTRACTIVE,
A BAD POSTURE FOR A WOMAN.
>> ISN'T BAD POSTURE
UNATTRACTIVE, BAGUETTE?
>> IT'S HARD FOR MORGAN
TO HAVE GOOD POSTURE.
DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S
WORKING WITH UP FRONT?
OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA BE
LIKE THIS SOMETIMES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOUR *** ARE JUST TOO BIG.
>> THEY'RE HUGE.
>> THEY'RE HUGE.
>> THIS IS THE LAMB.
YOU PUT THE ONIONS IN.
CAN YOU GET OFF THAT PHONE?
>> YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
MY MOTHER CANNOT STAND
MY CELL PHONE.
SHE IS CONSTANTLY
*** ABOUT IT.
>> THE PHONE, MORGAN.
>> "THE PHONE, MORGAN."
>> JUST PUT IT DOWN.
>> SHE WANTS ME TO MAKE
EYE CONTACT AND TALK TO HER
LIKE AN ADULT
AND NOT BE ON THE PHONE.
SHE'S LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?"
SHE'S VERY OLD-FASHIONED,
MY MOTHER, TRADITIONAL.
>> SHE MAKES HER OWN JAM.
>> YEAH.
CHEERS. BY THE WAY, SHOULD WE
TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND,
THE COMMENT THAT HE MADE
THE OTHER DAY?
>> WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> WE WERE HAVING DINNER
WITH DOROTHY, AND HE WAS LIKE,
"YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING
IN A PARTNER, DOROTHY."
AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY.
"ARE YOU BLIND?
"BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
"I WEAR A DOUBLE-D BRA,
"AND I HAVE A 24-INCH WAIST.
SO WHAT ARE WE CONFUSED ABOUT?"
>> YOU NEED MORE TIME
TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY.
>> I'M NOT SAYING I WANT TO
MARRY THE GUY TOMORROW, SUSAN.
I'M SAYING THAT BRENDAN HAS
GREAT POTENTIAL TO BE SOMEBODY--
>> YOU SAID YOU WANT
A COMMITMENT.
>> NO, I DON'T WANT--
BAGUETTE, DID I SAY THAT?
I DIDN'T SAY I WANT
A COMMITMENT, YOU KNOW.
BAGUETTE, SHUT UP
BEFORE I MAKE YOU FOR DINNER.
>> I JUST WOULD NOT RUSH
ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.
YOU NEED TO GET TO KNOW HIM
A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
BUT THERE'S ALSO ONE THING
WHEN MEN FEEL, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE PUSHED...
>> I'M NOT GOING TO PUSH HIM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST RELAX.
>> I'M JUST NOT GOING TO BE
AS ANNOYING TO MY KIDS...EVER.
ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?
>> NO. I HAD ONE SIP OF WINE.
>> HELLO!
>> SO INSTEAD OF JUST LUNCHING
AND SHOPPING, TODAY WE'RE
HITTING THE STREETS
FOR A MISSION.
>> WE'RE HAVING AN EVENT
ON SATURDAY.
WE'RE HAVING A BLOOD DRIVE
AT COLD WATER CANYON PARK.
WE REALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO COME.
>> EACH DONATION CAN SAVE
UP TO 3 LIVES.
WE'RE IN A NATIONAL
BLOOD SHORTAGE, SO IT WOULD BE
REALLY GREAT IF YOU CAN COME.
THANK YOU.
>> AND IT ADDS A PERSONAL TOUCH
THAT WE ACTUALLY WENT OUT
OF OUR WAY TO ENGAGE PEOPLE
TO COME, VERSUS JUST POSTING IT
AND HOPING FOR THE BEST.
>> WE'RE, LIKE, BRINGING IT
BACK OLD-SCHOOL A LITTLE BIT,
YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE TUPAC
AND BIGGIE.
>> THAT'S ANOTHER DUO.
>> BUT THEY DIDN'T LIKE
EACH OTHER.
>> THEY DID IN THE BEGINNING.
>> ANYONE WITH A PUMPING VEIN
BASICALLY IS INVITED.
THANK YOU. AND NOW CAN WE GET
BACK TO US REALLY FAST?
>> MY MIDNIGHT BLUE POPPED OFF.
>> NOW LET'S GET BACK
TO BUSINESS.
WE DID A REALLY GOOD THING
TOGETHER, AND WE SHOULD BE
REALLY PROUD OF OURSELVES.
ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
YAY!
WHAT A GOOD DAY.
WE DID A GOOD THING.
>> A REALLY GOOD THING,
AND I'M EXCITED FOR SATURDAY.
>> ME, TOO.
>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF MY *** IS IN ALL THE WAY.
>> HI!
>> I'VE BEEN LOOKING UP
SANGRIA RECIPES AND EVERYTHING.
SHOULD WE TAKE OFF
OUR HEELS UNTIL?
>> YEAH.
SO I DISPLAYED EVERYTHING.
SHOULD WE HAVE A GLASS
OURSELVES? YEAH. YEAH.
>> BUT I NEED TO TAKE
MY PEPCID AC.
>> OK. YES.
>> YOU KNOW I'M GONNA GET
VERY RED. IN HIGH SCHOOL,
BEFORE I DISCOVERED
THE PEPCID AC,
MY PARENTS WOULD ALWAYS KNOW
WHEN I WAS DRINKING,
BECAUSE I WOULD COME HOME
WITH, LIKE, A BRIGHT-RED FACE,
AND THEY'D BE LIKE,
"WERE YOU DRINKING?"
I'M LIKE, "NO.
"WE WERE JUST AT JENNY'S HOUSE
WATCHING MOVIES."
YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW TO DO THIS.
>> NEITHER HAVE I.
THIS IS WHY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
>> I MEAN, WHY DO WE NEED
TO KNOW HOW TO OPEN OUR OWN WINE
WHEN THERE'S ALWAYS A SOMMELIER?
DON'T, LIKE, POKE
YOUR EYEBALL OUT.
>> I'M ALREADY SWEATING.
>> IS IT OUT?
>> NO.
>> AND THEN YOU FLIP
THE ARMS DOWN.
>> OH! THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SUCCESSFULLY OPENED
MY OWN BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE
AND SEND IT TO YOUR MOM.
SHE'S GONNA BE SO PROUD.
OPENING WINE IS THE HARDEST
THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO DO.
>> LIKE..."I DID IT."
ALL GROWN UP.
>> ALL GROWN UP.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> I MEAN, THEY'RE A LITTLE BIG.
WE'RE NOT, LIKE,
AT SOCCER PRACTICE.
>> I'M GONNA CUT THEM.
>> DIDN'T YOU EAT ORANGES
AFTER EVERY SOCCER GAME?
>> NO, BECAUSE WHO THE HELL
WENT TO A [BEEP] SOCCER GAME?
>> WHO'S HERE, SO DRESSED UP?
>> OH, MY GOD.
SAACHI, YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> HI, BABY. OH, MY GOD.
>> HI, DOROTHY. HOW ARE YOU?
[GLASS CLATTERS]
>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
>> PURSE!
>> OH, MY GOD. MY SHOES!
>> WHEN SAACHI SPILLED SANGRIA
ON MY MARIGOLD YELLOW
VELVET CHANEL BOY BAG AND
SATIN CHARLOTTE OLYMPIA SHOES,
YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FREAKED OUT
INITIALLY OBVIOUSLY,
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE,
"OH! MY STUFF!"
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT DID YOU
BRING HERE, BRENDAN?
>> BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,
I KIND OF LOOKED OVER AT HIM.
I SAW THAT, YOU KNOW,
HE FELT REALLY BAD.
I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW, I CAN ALWAYS
GET ANOTHER CHANEL BOY BAG
AND ANOTHER PAIR
OF CHARLOTTE OLYMPIA SHOES.
>> DON'T RUB IT. PAT IT.
>> I'M SO SORRY, DOROTHY.
>> IT'S OK.
>> HI. HI.
>> HEY, RO.
>> HI.
>> HI, SAACHI.
>> GOOD JACKET.
>> THANK YOU.
>> HEY, MORGAN, I WANT YOU
TO OPEN THIS NOW.
I SAW IT, AND I THOUGHT OF YOU.
>> DID YOU WRAP THIS YOURSELF?
>> NO. I HAD
THE PAPER STORE DO IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO BE
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
IN TWO WEEKS.
>> YOU EAT A LOT OF TUNA?
>> NO.
[LAUGHTER]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> HEY!
>> LET'S HAVE A ***.
MY NAME IS JONNY DRUBEL.
I'M 25 YEARS OLD.
I AM A SONGWRITER,
AND I LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
>> YOU LOOK CUTE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WE MADE SANGRIA!
>> JONNY AND I PROBABLY MET
6 YEARS AGO, AND WE BECAME
BEST FRIENDS OFF THE BAT.
>> WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
SHE'S MY MAIN HAG.
WE FIGHT LIKE BROTHER
AND SISTER, LIKE...
MORE LIKE SISTER AND SISTER.
>> JONNY MIGHT PERFORM
AT MY BLOOD DRIVE.
>> REALLY?
>> YOU'RE HAVING A BLOOD DRIVE?
>> YOU'RE TOO SKINNY TO DONATE.
>> YOU WILL FAINT.
I'LL GIVE BLOOD FOR SURE.
>> UM, THE BLOOD DRIVE
IS NOT GAY-FRIENDLY AT ALL.
>> OH?
>> YOU KNOW, GAY PEOPLE
CANNOT GIVE BLOOD.
NOT TO BE RUDE AT ALL.
I DIDN'T NOW THIS TILL RECENTLY.
HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YES.
>> WHAT IS THEIR REASONING?
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
IT WAS ARCHAIC, LIKE,
REASONING BEHIND IT.
>> OH, BECAUSE ALL GAY PEOPLE
HAVE AIDS? LIKE, THEY'RE SAYING
THAT GAY PEOPLE'S BLOOD
IS NOT AS GOOD
AS STRAIGHT PEOPLE'S BLOOD?
HONESTLY, IT KIND OF ANNOYS ME.
THE FACT IS, IS THAT
WHY ARE MY FRIENDS GIVING
TO A CHARITY THAT DOESN'T
SUPPORT ME AS A PERSON?
>> THEY'RE NOT
NOT SUPPORTING YOU.
THEY'RE SUPPORTING THE PEOPLE--
>> THEY'RE 100%
NOT SUPPORTING ME.
THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY BLOOD--
>> WHY DO YOU NEED SUPPORT
IF YOU DON'T NEED BLOOD?
THAT'S THE POINT. THEY SUPPORT
THE PEOPLE THAT NEED BLOOD.
>> NO, THEY'RE BEING
COMPLETELY HOMOPHOBIC.
THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY BLOOD.
>> THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THEY'RE NOT SUPPORTING YOU.
>> WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT
GAY MEN COULDN'T GIVE BLOOD,
NOT ONLY WAS I SHOCKED BY THAT,
BUT WHAT REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS
IS THAT DOROTHY
WASN'T UNDERSTANDING.
>> IF YOU WERE GAY
AND NEEDED BLOOD,
THEY WOULD GIVE YOU BLOOD.
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT
TAKING YOUR BLOOD
FOR OTHER PEOPLE DOESN'T MEAN
THEY DON'T SUPPORT YOU.
THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE BLOOD
TO PEOPLE THAT NEED BLOOD.
>> IT'S HOMOPHOBIC IN THEORY,
ABSOLUTELY, BUT ITS GREATER
PURPOSE IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
>> THE GREATER PURPOSE
IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
>> I CAN'T HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION.
I'M JUST GONNA WALK AWAY
FROM THE SITUATION
AND LET IT DIFFUSE,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT
TO ESCALATE ANY FURTHER.
>> THE BOTTOM LINE IS
I WON'T BE GOING TO THAT.
I CANNOT. I CANNOT.
>> 30 SECONDS. 30 SECONDS.
>> I'M HYPERVENTILATING,
AND MY *** ARE BOUNCING.
>> THAT'S TOTALLY FINE.
>> I HATE WORKING OUT,
BUT I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY
AND I'M SO NEUROTIC THAT I
HAVE TO RELEASE STEAM SOMEHOW.
>> OW! MOTHER[BEEP]!
>> MORGAN, LET'S GO.
>> [BEEP] ME.
>> 4. HE'LL DO THAT LATER.
3...2...AND PERFECT.
COME OVER HERE.
>> MY PERSONAL TRAINER FEE
IS $1,000.
I DROP A LOT OF MONEY
TO COMPLAIN WITH HER.
>> SWITCH.
>> THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME SWEATY.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE
GOT TO GO TO WORK.
>> HA HA!
>> SWITCH.
>> MY *** LIPS ARE SPREADING.
>> HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH HER
ON A DAILY BASIS?
>> I'M GETTING CAMEL TOE.
>> I DON'T CARE.
YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE.
>> I LOOK LIKE I'M FROM KENYA.
MY *** ARE SAGGING
BELOW MY WAIST.
>> MORGAN!
>> I'D RATHER HAVE LIPEDEMA
THAN DO THIS.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT LIPEDEMA IS.
>> WHEN YOU HAVE, LIKE,
YOUR WHOLE LEG IS ONE CANKLE.
>> ANYWAY, GO. UP. 2.
NO! MORGAN, YOU'RE PATHETIC.
YOU GUYS ARE PUTTING ME
BEHIND SCHEDULE.
I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU.
LET YOURSELVES OUT.
>> I'M NOT GONNA TRY
TO BE LESS NEUROTIC.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I'M JUST NEUROTIC, OK?
I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS EXHAUSTING ACTUALLY.
>> I ACTUALLY WANTED TO JUMP
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
>> SO ANYWAY, SHALL WE DISCUSS
WHAT MY MOTHER AND I DISCUSSED
WITHOUT YOU? I TOLD HER
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE COMMENT.
>> WHAT COMMENT?
>> THE COMMENT YOU MADE
WHEN YOU WERE CLEARLY
VERY INEBRIATED AND YOU SAID
YOU DON'T GET EVERYTHING
YOU WANT OUT OF A PARTNER.
>> WHEN WAS I...
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> SO ANYWAY, SO I EXPLAINED IT
TO MY MOTHER, AND SHE BASICALLY
TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD JUST
CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE
AND GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER
AND BETTER VERSUS, LIKE,
FREAKING OUT ABOUT
WHERE WE STAND.
>> I AGREE WITH WHAT SUSAN SAYS.
>> YEAH. NO, WE KNOW.
YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING
SUSAN SAYS.
"WHAT A WOMAN."
>> OK. SHUT UP.
>> UH. HA HA. MMM.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. COME ON.
>> THANK GOD THE WORKOUT'S OVER.
I HATE WORKING OUT.
>> ♪ WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF THAT POLAR LOVE
THIS POLAR LOVE
'CAUSE RIGHT WHEN WE'RE DONE
WE'RE SAD TO FACE
THOSE FEARS AGAIN... ♪
>> HI.
>> HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> I WANT TO LISTEN.
I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS DOROTHY.
THIS IS ALEX, MY CO-WRITER.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN JONNY
SINCE MORGAN'S PARTY,
BUT I REACHED OUT TO HIM,
BECAUSE I WANTED TO
TALK IT OUT AND TALK IT
THROUGH WITH HIM.
THE OTHER DAY AT MORGAN'S,
WE KIND OF GOT INTO A LITTLE...
>> ***-FOR-TAT?
>> TIFF OVER THE BLOOD DRIVE.
>> YES.
>> LIKE, CAN WE JUST FINISH
OUR CONVERSATION ABOUT THAT?
BECAUSE IT WAS ESCALATING.
>> I DIDN'T LIKE THAT. YEAH.
>> WE WERE DRINKING.
OTHER PEOPLE WERE GETTING
INVOLVED, AND LIKE, YOU KIND OF
JUST, LIKE, THREW OUT
THESE ACCUSATIONS
ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS,
AND THAT JUST KIND OF PUT, LIKE,
A DARK CLOUD OVER
THE ENTIRE EVENT.
>> WELL, BUT I CAN'T SUPPORT
AN ORGANIZATION THAT DOESN'T
SUPPORT ME, BECAUSE THAT
JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
>> HONESTLY, I'M JUST
VERY CONFUSED WHY JONNY CAN'T
REALLY SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE
AND WHY HE'S SO CAUGHT UP
ON HIMSELF AND WHY HE
CAN'T DONATE BLOOD.
IT'S A LOT OF "I, I, I."
>> NO, YOU'RE MAKING IT
"I, I, I."
>> NO, YOU'RE SAYING IT.
>> NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
BECAUSE I AM SAYING IT,
BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROBLEM.
AND DON'T SMIRK. DON'T SMIRK.
>> I'M NOT SMIRKING.
>> YOU CAN COME IN HERE
WITH ALL YOUR FACTS,
BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU DID
YOUR HOMEWORK BEFOREHAND
TO COME INTO MY STUDIO--
>> I DON'T SPEAK ON THINGS
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT,
WHICH IS WHY I FEEL LIKE
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN EDUCATED
ABOUT THE PROCESS.
>> DON'T TELL ME
TO BE EDUCATED.
I KNOW ABOUT THE PROCESS.
THEY DON'T WANT TO
TAKE MY BLOOD.
>> THEIR JOB IS NOT TO TAKE
EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S BLOOD!
THEIR JOB IS TO SAVE LIVES
AND FIND CLEAN BLOOD FOR PEOPLE.
>> YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT.
YOU ARE LOSING YOUR TEMPER.
>> BECAUSE YOU DON'T
GET IT, JONNY.
SEE OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF
AND WHAT YOU WANT.
>> YOU'RE TRYING TO PAINT ME
INTO THIS PERSON
THAT'S SO INTO MYSELF,
AND DOROTHY, LET'S BE HONEST.
WE ALL KNOW WHO'S INTO THEMSELF.
WE'RE BOTH VERY,
VERY OPINIONATED PEOPLE.
AND SO WHEN WE DON'T SEE
EYE TO EYE ON SOMETHING,
WE GO AT IT.
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT IT SUCKS
TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BEING
TARGETED AND YOU'RE NOT
A PART OF A GROUP--
>> I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND THAT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A MINORITY.
>> I'M NOT A MINORITY?
I'M CHINESE.
YOU SHOULD ALSO LOOK UP
"MINORITY" ALSO.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE MY BACK
IN THIS SITUATION,
WHICH YOU DON'T.
I'M NOT GOING TO SUPPORT A CAUSE
THAT DOES NOT LOOK AT
EVERY SINGLE PERSON EQUALLY.
I--DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
>> DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER
AT MY FACE.
>> GET OUT. WE'RE DONE.
>> I WAS READY TO SIT DOWN
AND TALK IT THROUGH.
AND FOR HIM TO JUST ABRUPTLY
KICK ME OUT, IT JUST LEAVES
THINGS AT A VERY HEATED MOMENT.
>> HOMOPHOBIC ***.
>> [BEEP] WHATEVER.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
JONNY AND I JUST HAD, LIKE,
A MAJOR BLOW-OUT.
>> OK. BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
>> HE CALLED ME
A HOMOPHOBIC ***.
[DOG GAGGING]
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> IS SHE...IS SHE OK? AAH!
OBVIOUSLY BAGUETTE EVEN THOUGHT
WHAT HAPPENED WAS...
>> NAUSEATING.
>> IT WAS NAUSEATING.
NOT SITTING WELL IN HER LITTLE
LITTLE PUPPY TUM-TUM, SO...
AND YOU KNOW--
>> AND SHE JUST LET IT GO.
>> PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY
THAT ANIMALS HAVE
THE TRUEST INSTINCTS.
SO LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
>> IT GOT VERY VH-1.
>> NASTY?
>> IT WAS VERY BAD.
>> WERE YOU, LIKE, NASTY?
>> WE BOTH GOT RILED UP
ABOUT IT, BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH
VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS ALWAYS THE THING
WITH JONNY AND I--
WHEN WE'RE FRIENDS,
WHEN THINGS ARE FUN,
WHEN THE TABLES--
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHEN THEY UPGRADE US
AT THE HOTEL, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD.
BUT THE SECOND THEY'RE LIKE,
"OH, SORRY. LIKE, THIS IS ONLY
"FOR CENTURION CARD MEMBERS,
"NOT, LIKE, PLATINUM
CARD MEMBERS OR SOMETHING,"
IT WOULD BE, LIKE, AH...
LIKE, IT WOULD TURN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT WAS A MESS.
>> AND NOW YOU'RE
VERY UPSET OBVIOUSLY.
>> THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED TO AVOID.
AND DON'T WORRY.
HE'S NOT GONNA GO AROUND--
>> I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
TO THINK I'M HOMOPHOBIC.
>> IT'S 2013.
NOBODY'S HOMOPHOBIC
UNLESS YOU'RE FROM KENTUCKY.
SO, YEAH. SO IT SOUNDS LIKE
IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY NASTY.
>> IT WAS BAD.
IT WAS REALLY BAD.
I DON'T KNOW IF JONNY
IS STILL MY FRIEND,
IF I'VE LOST A FRIEND.
AND I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF HE'S GOING TO BE COMING
TO THE BLOOD DRIVE,
AND IF HE IS, IS HE GOING TO BE
SABOTAGING IT OR NOT.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
>> OF COURSE. NOW THAT
YOU'VE HIT ROCK-BOTTOM...
>> THERE'S ONLY UP TO GO.
>> UPWARDS.
>> I FEEL LIKE, IF WE WERE,
LIKE, HUGGY PEOPLE,
WE'D HUG RIGHT NOW AND BE LIKE,
"WE KNOW."
>> IT'S LIKE I WANT TO JUST
GIVE YOU A LITTLE ARM GRAB.
>> WERE WE NOT HUGGED
AS CHILDREN? HA HA HA!
>> HI, PRINCESS.
>> HI.
>> OOH, YES.
>> LOOK WHO'S BACK.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M E.J. JOHNSON,
AND I'M LUXURIOUS
AND FABULOUS AND BOMB.
GOD, IT'S HOT AS A ***
OUT HERE.
>> I MET E.J. AT TAE BO.
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THE BOY NEXT TO ME,
HE DROPS AND STOPS,
AND HE JUST BREAKS OUT
IN THE BEYONCE CHOREOGRAPHY,
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THAT?
"YOU'RE FABULOUS.
LET'S BE FRIENDS."
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
WHY ARE YOU IN L.A.?
>> I WAS HERE BECAUSE I SHOT
"THE FASHION POLICE" YESTERDAY.
>> OH, MY GOD. HOW WAS THAT?
>> IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
THE LADIES ARE ACTUALLY
EVERYTHING.
LIKE, I'M OBSESSED WITH JOAN.
>> E.J.'s DAD IS NBA LEGEND
MAGIC JOHNSON.
E.J. IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS
THAT GREW UP IN L.A.,
BUT HE'S GOING TO SCHOOL
RIGHT NOW IN NEW YORK CITY,
AND HE'S REALLY BECOMING
A FASHION ICON.
>> HOW IS EVERYTHING?
>> WE'RE DOING A BLOOD DRIVE
ON SATURDAY.
YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT, TOMORROW?
BUT THERE'S BEEN SOME DRAMA
WHICH IS KIND OF...
>> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> WELL, I ACTUALLY WANTED
YOUR OPINION ON THIS.
BASICALLY, JONNY AND I KIND OF
GOT IN A FIGHT ABOUT IT,
AND HE KIND OF SAID
IT'S A HOMOPHOBIC PROCESS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE
GAY MALE BLOOD.
HE CALLED ME A HOMOPHOBIC ***.
I WAS LIKE...
>> YOU'RE JOKING.
HEY, THAT'S...
A STEP WAY TOO FAR,
AND IF SOMEBODY HAD SAID THAT
TO ME, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER.
AFTER HEARING THAT,
I THINK THAT IT'S REALLY WRONG
THAT HE WOULD PERSONALLY
ATTACK YOU.
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND YOU HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING
HOMOPHOBIC OR RUDE TO ME,
AND I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE
SITTING AT THIS TABLE
IF I KNEW YOU WERE HOMOPHOBIC.
I MEAN, COME ON NOW.
YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND THE TOWN
WITH BEVERLY HILLS QUEENS
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I MEAN, COME ON.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
>> I THINK TALKING TO E.J.
REALLY PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE
FOR ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
E.J. CAN SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE,
AND EVEN E.J. THOUGHT JONNY
WAS BEING RIDICULOUS.
>> ARE WE BURNING, LIKE,
THE GAY FLAG? NO.
LIKE, COME ON NOW.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>> THE LANTERNS LOOK GREAT.
THEY REALLY ADD A NICE TOUCH,
REMIND EVERYONE OF MY CULTURE.
>> LEMONADE IS
THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK.
>> SINCE IT'S A BEVERLY HILLS
BLOOD DRIVE, WE DEFINITELY
WANTED TO, LIKE, RAISE THE BAR
AND KICK IT UP A FEW NOTCHES.
MORGAN, LOOK AT THIS.
OBVIOUSLY, I'M VERY
PASSIONATE ABOUT IT,
AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT
SOMETHING THAT I'M JUST
TRYING TO DO TO FILL TIME.
IF I WAS GONNA DO THAT,
I'D GO TO A SPIN CLASS
AND GO TO LA SCALA FOR LUNCH.
I WONDER IF JONNY IS GONNA COME.
IF HE DOES COME, LIKE,
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA BE
A PROBLEM, RIGHT?
BECAUSE HE GETS DRAMATIC,
YOU KNOW.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF JONNY
IS GONNA END UP SHOWING UP
TODAY OR NOT, BUT HONESTLY,
I KIND OF HOPE THAT HE DOESN'T.
THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T
THE TIME OR THE PLACE
FOR US TO HAVE, YOU KNOW,
A SCENE.
>> THE FACT THAT I'M GONNA PUT
A NEEDLE IN MY ARM TODAY...
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
>> ARE YOU NERVOUS?
>> YEAH, I AM.
>> IT DOESN'T HURT.
IF YOU'VE HAD A NEEDLE
IN YOUR FACE, YOU CAN PUT
A NEEDLE IN YOUR ARM
AND SAVE 3 LIVES.
>> 90% OF THE PEOPLE WE KNOW
HAVE HAD A NEEDLE IN THEIR FACE.
>> WHETHER THEY WANT TO ADMIT
TO IT OR NOT.
BUT WE HAVEN'T.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
LOOK AT THE MIDDLE OF MY FACE.
IT'S COMING AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> MY EYEBROWS MOVE.
ARE THEY GONNA GET MAD
THAT WE'RE COVERING THEIR SIGN?
>> WHO? THE PARK POLICE?
>> I FEEL BAD THEY'RE,
LIKE, BUSY GETTING THE--
IS THAT WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE?
>> PLEASE.
I FEEL LIKE MY BLOOD
WOULD COME OUT LOOKING LIKE
A LITTLE BIT TAUPE, WITH, LIKE,
A LITTLE HINT OF GOLD
AND, LIKE, A LITTLE SASS.
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE IT WOULDN'T
COME OUT EASILY.
>> MY BLOOD SHOULD BE GLITTERY,
ALMOST LIKE, YOU KNOW,
THE CAPRI SUN COMMERCIAL
OR, LIKE, ALEX MACK
WHEN SHE MELTS DOWN.
>> OH, I LOVED ALEX MACK.
>> BUT, LIKE, IN A PINK COLOR.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
>> YAY!
>> HI, BRENDAN.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
YOU AND MORGAN ARE MATCHING
IN YOUR BLOOD-RED PANTS.
>> I KNOW.
>> HELLO. YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
>> HELLO!
>> LADY OF THE HOUR.
>> WHAT UP, ROX?
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> WE'RE THRILLED
THAT PEOPLE ARE SHOWING UP.
FINALLY WE CAN GET SOME BLOOD
PUMPING OUT OF THEIR VEINS.
>> SO, YOU READY FOR THIS OR...
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> HUH?
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA
[BEEP] MYSELF.
I'D RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE
BUT GIVE BLOOD TODAY.
OK. SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
>> OH, MY GOD.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
>> SO THIS AUTOMATICALLY
GETS ME TO HEAVEN, YEAH?
I BETTER BE 15 POUNDS THINNER
WHEN I COME OUT.
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
>> MY SIGN?
>> YEAH.
>> I'M A PISCES.
>> OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE A CALMING FORCE.
CAN I TEXT?
>> YOU CAN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO AFTER THIS?
HAVE 14 BURGERS AND TALK
TO MYSELF IN A CORNER.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> BECAUSE NOBODY
IS ON MY LEVEL.
>> I'M VERY WORRIED
ABOUT MORGAN RIGHT NOW.
WHERE IS SHE?
>> HAS SHE COME OUT YET?
>> SO I'M GONNA BE THINNER
AFTER THIS.
I'M GONNA BE MORE BEAUTIFUL.
ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO DETECT
ALL THE McDONALD'S IN MY BLOOD?
>> MAYBE.
>> GROSS.
>> I'M VERY DIZZY,
AND I'M NOT OK.
>> LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK.
>> HOW DID MORGAN'S DONATION GO?
I'M WORRIED.
SHOULD WE GO CHECK IT OUT?
>> HAS SHE COME OUT YET?
>> NO.
>> INHALE.
EXHALE, PLEASE.
INHALE.
>> SHE'S PROBABLY GETTING
A MASSAGE IN THERE,
LUXURIATING.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
>> [SIGHS]
>> MORGAN!
>> SHE'S ALIVE!
>> HOW ART THOU?
>> OH, MY GOD.
I ALMOST PASSED OUT.
>> WANT ME TO GET YOU A LEMONADE
OR SOMETHING COLD?
SHE'S GOOD.
>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF
FOR GIVING BLOOD TODAY.
I WAS NOT SURE IF I WAS
GONNA GO THROUGH WITH IT,
BUT THEN WHEN I GOT THERE...
AND I FELT LIKE WHEN WE WERE
SETTING EVERYTHING UP,
I FELT A RESPONSIBILITY.
I FELT LIKE I WOULD BE, LIKE,
KIND OF A WHACK ***
TO NOT GIVE BLOOD.
I ALMOST DIED.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> ARE YOU GONNA DONATE?
I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD,
HONESTLY.
>> WHAT...WHAT IF I CAN'T?
WHAT IF THEY SAID--
>> IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU CAN'T,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE
GONNA BE FINE.
>> HOW DO THEY KNOW IF I CAN?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA TEST
ALL YOUR VITAL SIGNS.
>> I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE.
IT'S IN THE CAR.
>> YOU CAN GET IT.
>> [SIGHS] OK.
>> GOOD.
>> THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT
THE WHOLE EVENING.
>> IT'S GONNA BE FINE, BRENDAN.
YOU'RE SAVING LIVES.
>> I WANT TO EAT
WHEREVER I WANT TO EAT DINNER.
>> NOT KOREAN BARBECUE,
BUT ANYTHING ELSE.
>> NO, KOREAN BARBECUE
IS POSSIBLE.
>> I'LL EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT
IF YOU DO THIS.
HE'S DONATING BLOOD.
>> HE IS? BRENDAN!
I'LL BAKE YOU COOKIES EVERY DAY
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS, ARNIE.
>> I CAN'T.
>> I'M GONNA MOVE YOUR HAT
OFF YOUR HEAD, OK?
THIS IS PRETTY SCARY [BEEP].
HOW MANY MORE MINUTES?
>> 7 MINUTES.
>> OH, JESUS. THAT LONG?
>> I'M SO PROUD OF BRENDAN
FOR GIVING BLOOD.
I DID NOT THINK THAT KID
WAS GONNA GIVE BLOOD
FOR ONE SECOND.
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA PASS OUT.
SHOULD WE TAKE A PICTURE
OF OUR ARMS?
>> OH...
>> OH, MY GOD. JONNY'S HERE.
WHAT DO I DO?
>> JUST SAY HI REALLY QUICKLY.
>> WHEN I LOOK UP AND SEE JONNY
AT THE VALET STAND,
I LITERALLY FREAK OUT.
I SEE THAT FACE ON HIM,
AND HE'S KIND OF MARCHING
TOWARDS US,
I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED,
AND I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
>> HI!
>> HELLO.
>> HOLA.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
I'M SHOCKED TO SEE YOU.
>> OF COURSE.
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
WANT TO TALK REAL QUICK?
>> YEAH.
>> LET'S NOT, LIKE, SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A WHOLE CONVERSATION
NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE BUSY
AND, LIKE, WHATEVER--
AND BY THE WAY, I'M VERY PROUD
OF YOU FOR DOING THIS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> BUT OBVIOUSLY WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE STUDIO, LIKE ME TELLING
YOU TO LEAVE AND ALL THAT [BEEP]
LIKE, THAT'S NOT ME.
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT ME.
I WAS LITERALLY OUT OF MY MIND.
I SAID THAT, LIKE...
ASIANS WEREN'T MINORITIES.
LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE...OR CHINESE.
LIKE, CLEARLY I UNDERSTAND THAT.
SO, I'M SORRY.
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
I CAME TO SUPPORT YOU...
IF YOU WANT ME HERE.
>> NO, NO. IT'S NOT ABOUT--
I FEEL LIKE, HONESTLY,
TODAY IS NOT ABOUT US.
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU CAME
AND YOU SUPPORT IT,
AND YOU'RE SUPPORTING
A GOOD CAUSE.
>> YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AND YOUR EYES
LOOK VERY NICE.
>> OH. WELL, THANKS.
JONNY AND I, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
WE FIGHT A LOT, BUT THERE'S
DEFINITELY A FRIENDSHIP
AND THERE'S DEFINITELY
A MUTUAL LOVE THERE
FOR EACH OTHER.
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I'M JUST GLAD THE DRAMA IS OVER.
[CLICKING]
>> THIS SEASON ON
"#RICHKIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS..."
[CHEERING]
>> WORD!
>> CHEERS.
>> TO THE LIFE.
>> WHO BUYS A CHANEL
BEACH TOWEL?
>> I DO.
>> IS IT, LIKE,
A CHAMPAGNE AFTERNOON?
[POP]
>> YES!
>> I WANT TO MOVE OUT,
AND I WANT TO HAVE MY OWN SPACE.
OK. HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> $3,200,000.
>> DOES YOUR DAD CARE
TO BUY YOU THIS PLACE?
>> HE HAD THIS FEAR
ABOUT ME BEING BABIED.
>> WE'RE LATE ON THAT.
>> MY PARENTS AREN'T
PAYING FOR ME ANYMORE.
>> SO YOU'RE MY POOR FRIEND.
>> YEAH.
>> HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
>> $4,600 WITH TAX.
>> HOW ARE YOU AFFORDING
THESE SHOES?
>> WELL, I CHARGE THEM
ON MY MOTHER'S NEIMAN'S ACCOUNT.
>> I'M GONNA BE
A WORKING GIRL SOON.
>> I WAS THINKING THAT IT
WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA
IF YOU WOULD MENTOR HER.
>> BRENDAN, WE NEED TO,
LIKE, CLEAN THAT UP.
>> WE HAVE A BIG OPPORTUNITY.
I WANT TO FLY YOU
OUT TO NEW YORK.
>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN PEOPLE FROM BEVERLY HILLS
COME TO NEW YORK.
FABULOUS MOMENTS HAPPEN.
>> DIAMOND DIVAS, HONEY.
>> I JUST THINK THAT
AS A BLOGGER OR JOURNALIST,
YOU NEED TO HAVE A CLEAR FOCUS.
DO YOU HAVE A CLUE?
>> "DO YOU HAVE A CLUE?"
LET ME PUT DOWN THE PRADA.
LET'S GO.
>> IT'S ALMOST MY ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY WITH BRENDAN.
>> I WAS THINKING...
CABO IS CLOSE.
IT'S ONLY A TWO-HOUR FLIGHT.
>> AY, DIOS MIO.
>> TO CABO!
>> WHOO!
COOPER AND I HAVE ALWAYS
KIND OF FLIRTED BACK AND FORTH
A LITTLE BIT.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE,
LIKE, GONNA HOOK UP?
>> WE'LL SEE.
>> I WANT THE TEXTING TO STOP.
IT'S [BEEP] BULL[BEEP].
>> NO, BRENDAN.
>> EXCUSE ME. NO, SENOR.
>> YOU WANT TO BE HERE FOR US,
BE HERE. IF YOU DON'T,
GET THE [BEEP] OUT.
>> IT'S MORGAN THAT'S BEEN
[BEEP] UP, NOT ME.
>> DOROTHY, DON'T TALK
ABOUT ME LIKE THAT.
DON'T. NO. NO.
DON'T. MOVE.
>> [CRYING]
OH, LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE IN A BAMBOO FOREST.
MY NATURAL HABITAT.