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Fuhrer they are calling the Chief Minister of Gujarat the new Hitler
They think that he can be the leader of the entire Akhand Bharat.
They think this because he trends on twitter every other day.
Do you think we should counter this using the hashtag #FekuIsNotFuhrer?
Arey I don't take
this social media thing very seriously.
My Fuhrer
BJP
BJP takes this social media thing very seriously,
The monkey army trends something about Narendra Modi everyday.
Those of you who don't have a twitter account please leave the room.
JUST THREE OF MY OFFICERS HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON TWITTER
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
DO YOU THINK I CANNOT HIRE APCO? GET MY OWN ARMY OF TROLLS
FEKU CAN NEVER BE FUHRER
TOMORROW MORNING I WANT TO SEE THE ENTIRE THIRD REICH AND THE GESTAPO ON TWITTER
THIS IS AN ORDER.
But My Fuhrer, Modi supporters call everyone who opposes him a ***-Jihadi
THEN YOU DO THE SAME.
But My Fuhrer I have 3000 followers and my klout score is 62.
DO YO KNOW SANGHIS HAVE THEIR OWN WEBSITE LOUT.COM
ALSO GET A GOOD TWITTER HANDLE FOR ME
I WANT EVERYONE TO TROLL THIS WANNABE HITLER. AND ALL THE PAID MEDIA JOURNOS WHO ARE COMPARING HIM TO ME.
AND USE THE HASHTAG #FekuIsNotFuhrer Goddammit
There is only one Hitler...
Show this to them
And yes meanwhile troll this Stalin too.
I was never tech-savvy
Used to run a Facebook page.
but bloody Congress agents hacked it.
These E-NREGA coolies I tell you.
ONE OF THEM TOLD ME THAT MODI IS THE NEW HITLER
BECAUSE HE WEARS GLASSES LIKE ME
AND HAD A HAIR TRANSPLANT LIKE ME.
AND IS A VEGETARIAN LIKE ME
AND IS HATED BY A MINORITY
Trust me Fuhrer never called a woman "50 crore ki girlfriend"
Never thought
someone will try to steal my thunder.
So go ahead
and decide a good hashtag for tomorrow.
and use #AdHi
#Fuhrer and #HitlerDidi in your tweets.
Chalo Goodnight Mitron