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you guys see my new cloak? #swag #nofilter #wookiecrushwednesday
dude *beep* no. #wookiecrushwednesday is definitely princess leia
yo yo yo princess leia aint no freaking wookie
i'm just sayin' she's pretty fine man
i heard your friend jabba the hut got killed by death vader.
he pushed him down the stairs and jabba the hut said "help! i can't get up!" what a horible tragedy!
WHAT?!
when the three wookies heard about this heartbreaking news
they angrily left the bar and all decided to get revenge for their dear friend Jabba the Hut
on their way to find Death Vaders man cave, the came across The Chancellor
YO! where's Death Vader?!
yeah. where the *beep* is he?
he's over that way
so the three wookies made their way downtown, faces passed,
and galaxy bound. dunkingly ofcourse.
they didn't know where the smurf they were going
and went the completely opposite way that the chancellor had told them
two hours had passed and they came across...
["Treasure" by Bruno Mars]
as the three wookies were drooling over princess leia and her beautiful buns
ahem. uh, hair buns. they then wondered what they were going to do next
they couldn't just leave her there all by her lonesome-NO!
nor could they abandon the hunt of Death Vader!
i mean, what would you do if someone killed your friend?!
so one wookie had the idea of taking a much needed break
and went to get some munchies and dranks while the other two accompany princess leia
what they didn't know...was that this particular wookie had a mischievous plan on his furry hands and a good one at that
the plan being to poison the munchies and the dranks that the wookies will soon eat and drink so he can have fiiine princess leia to himself
meanwhile, the other two wookies were planning a pretty brutal plan of their own
so we gonna stab him once he gets back?
yeah yeah sounds out of this galaxy
oh no
a few hours later, the wookie comes back but is then suprised attacked by the other two wookies
i guess you can say he just got "wookied"
oh ***!
so then the two wookies celebrated with the dranks and munchies the wookie poisoned before he got back to the other two which was very satisfying by the way
finally! they died a quick but happy death with munchies in their bellies! it killed them instantly!
leaving poor princess leia all by her lonesome
dang those are my animal crackers!
so they went off to looking for Death Vader, but they found him. they smurfing found him.