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Welcome to Five Lines or Less, where I share my thoughts about a video game in five lines
or less. Please pull up the chair you're already sitting on, sit back on your voluptuous buns,
and remain calm as I forcefully dispense fancy phrases and hot conjecture into your eardrum.
Today's feature is the Mighty Quest for Epic Loot. Please relax. This may hurt a little.
1. Mighty Quest welcomes insatiable greed by pairing the player with an equally selfish,
avaricious, yet strangely charming man and contractually-bound partner Cornelius Richling
of Cornelius Richling's Premium Talent Management and Real Estate Emporium.
2. Castles, customizable by each individual player, are both a speedrunner's paradise
and a hell of cruel, unusual punishment.
3. The game encourages healthy acts of scumbaggery as players can steal gold directly from each
other's inventory by raiding castles.
4. No, seriously, you can jack 20% of some poor, insignificant schmuck's gold who was
just trying to make a pretty castle to call home.
And number 5. I will bend the rules a little bit here, but let's dim the lights a little.
Relax. And think. I made a haiku. For you. Sort of. A little something special, a 17
syllable statement of my livid and detailed thoughts and affections. Here it is:
Hero seeks castle Owned by unknowing player
AND KILLS ALL THE THINGS
Thank you very much, that's the game. If you want to try the game out, there's a link to
the game in the description. Leave your own positive or negative thoughts on the game
or myself in the comments below or screw Youtube and do it at the other links in the description.
See you on the internet - bye bye!