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Previously on Weblove You are never gonna find Mr. Right if you
keep dating like 3 guys a year. Try online dating, that worked for my sister.
Your profile said you were active. Active just means not fat.
You need to make a call or something? Just hold on one second.
Sure. I am sure there is a guy out there who is
amazing. I doubt it.
Oh my God Jane, I found him.
Music
Oh are we actually doing that? Yeah.
I'm gonna go change my ***. Okay sweetheart.
So Ben, you going on a hot date tonight? Something like that.
Wish Internet dating was around when I was single, must just click on what you like and
they show up. It's a little bit more complicated than that,
actually. Well hey, man, if I were you, I'd just line
them up one by one... ***, *** ***. So how's married life?
It's amazing man, I wouldn't change it for anything. Get to wake up next to her perfect
face every day. Almost makes me want to cry. Of course it does.
(Ding ***) That's her.
Where is my bottle opener? You don't need it.
Here. Do it to it.
Sorry, I have to be honest, you're the most ripped guy I've ever been with. It's making
me a little self conscious. Why? You're not that fat or anything.
Thank you. Hey! Margo!
Hi Ben! Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm gonna go grab my keys and then we can
head out to the restaurant. Oh, I was thinking maybe we could stay local?
Sure. Yeah, let's localize. You don't need that.
No we don't. Oh. Your chest is like, bigger than mine.
Bummer. Are you okay?
Yeah, it was just a burp. What?
You threw up in your mouth. No I didn't it was acid reflux.
I saw you swallow it. Yeah, swallowed, but it's not there anymore
so big deal. I'm not putting my tongue in there.
Look, when you make out. It's supposed to be gross.
Oh, wow, you have those little Abercrombie... Oh, the *** arrows.
I'm sorry, what? They're like two arrows that point to your
***. Hmmm... *** arrows.
What? Uh. Is this cheese from New Zealand?
I, I actually don't know. I got it at Trader Joes.
Do you know how much fuel it takes to fly this cheese all the way across the ocean?
You don't have to eat it if you don't want to.
There's plenty of good cheese here in Echo Park.
You can just leave it. No.
It's okay, it's already flown all the way across the ocean to be here, so let's just
eat it. Sorry I offended you with the cheese.
Just eat the cheese. We'll eat the cheese.
Ugh. Really? What's up?
What are you doing? Do you guys know how much electricity is wasted
by standby electronics? A lot.
I'm not always going to be here guys. Good.
You don't need that. You like boys. You like boys. You... Like
boys. Oh come on, oh geez, really? Oh no...
What? You were just picking your nose.
I... I ... I rubbed. No I saw you picking, now my bed is gonna
be filled with boogers. What do you think that's gonna be the grossest
thing that's gonna happen here tonight? Yeah, I made a good point, didn't I?
Well, it was nice to meet you, Margo! I hope it made a difference.
Yep. Wait. You drive an SUV?
I use it to transport compost heaps. Doesn't look like you've got anything in there
right now. I'm between heaps right now.
You know what? I bet my carbon footprint is smaller than yours.
I'm sure it is. We should try this again sometime.
Mmmmm. Hope your car starts.
Hey, Casey. It's Ben. I just wanted to call and say "hi" I guess.
And see how you're doing. I thought maybe we could hang out sometime for coffee or...
Whatever friends do. I miss you.
I mean, I miss your friendship. Psych. Bye.
You just moved to LA from Cuba 3 days ago? I'm very happy to be here.
Dry dock the yacht. I don't care who he's the prince of. Dry dock the yacht. Just do
it. I'm really happy you came to America.
Tanya... dry dock the yacht. Do it. Just dry dock it.