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This is my innocent Monty. There he is yup. Cute little guy, right? And I'm going to tell
you about his famous behaviour. Look at my bruises. Can you see those? This bruise here
is the bottom (it's hard to see in the light) but this bruise is the bottom of his jaw.
And then right above is the bruise for the top of his jaw. And then I just noticed in
the mirror that he bruised me on the other side. Bottom. Top. So even though the actual
bite marks are gone, the bruising is still there.
It makes me feel sorry for those poor little mice. You know they grab their necks and they
just hold them there. It's like, that's only like, about two or three seconds of him grabbing
on to me. And then of course I got all the scraps and cuts and everything from him. And
another little bruise there that he gave me. Right? So I've got cuts on my hand and stuff.
Um, this is from his teeth and all those bruising not from his tiny little teeth.
Doesn't he look so cute and adorable? Awwww. He's a ferocious killing bruising machine.
But he's so cute. Awwww. One more, Monty. Can I get another "Awwww"? Sorry for that.
Awwww. Oh yeah. Awww! Isn't that cute with those lips?
Alright. Okay. I'll leave you alone. Alright. Bye. Say 'Bye'. "Bye". Bye Monty.