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Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that reading funny signs may be hazardous to your health.
Hahahahahahahahahaha Surgeon General
Hahahahahahahahahaha Funny signs hazardous to health
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
[Nuclear explosion!!]
Jeez Louise!
It's not cool to laugh at the Surgeon General!!
This means you, Sam!
B*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch!
S-O-T-P. Sotp?
That's "stop", you sonofab*tch!
Designated pie area.
Cigarette pies? Eww!
What kind of pies do they have here?
Pizza pies? Cherry pies? Lemon meringue pies?
Have some pies... in the face!
[SPLAT!]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
M*th Bible Camp Road. Dead End.
Sic semper methannis.
Thus always to m*th makers.
A-Style. Tscha!
A-Sign on A-Building advertising A-Style.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoever put up that sign is a total A-wipe.
Hahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
You are now aware that your screen has a dirty spot here.
Sam, Sam, Sam. Did you do that?
I did nothing of the kind, Mike.
It's too disgusting even for me.
You lie, Sam. This makes me sick.
Eewwww! Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Mary barfing]
Bonnie blows Clinton.
I'm telling Hillary on you, Bill.
Clinton's firmness got results.
Bill, Bill, Bill. Hillary will know about this.
Everything looks Official with tiny leaves around it.
I'd sure love to put tiny leaves around Mary's hot zone.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
Letch letch letch letch letch letch letch letch!
Caution. Slippery when wet.
Whooo-whooo-whoa-aaaaaaa---
[Glass breaking]
Ouch! My pelvis! Ow!
Parking for drive-thru service only.
Tscha! Like I can drive in a park- through service.
Plenty do do here for local tourists.
That's sick!
Plenty of doodoo? Gross!
Eewww! Eeewwwwwww! Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
[Mary barfing]
Hate dropped calls?
Indeed. I'd hate to have a call dropped on my foot.
[CRASH!!]
Eeee-yowowowowowowowowowow!
Coming soon to your local theater: SEX.
They'll have "Violence" next week.
"Sex" and "Violence." Badabing!
If I hadn't broken my foot,
I'd be looking right at Mary with an insatiable s*xual desire right now.
What the hell. Mary, I'm ready when you are.
Stay calm, Mary.
Don't blow your stack.
Keep
your
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
coming
on
Eeeee-yowowowowowowow gagagagagagaga!
Sam, don't you ever look at me lustfully as long as you live, you hear me?
You bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd bast*rd!
[Nuclear explosion!!]
Farfrompoopen Road.
P.U.! Did you do that, Sam?
I did nothing of the kind, you a**wipe!
[PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP]
Liar liar pants on fire!
Microsoft Sam is a stinkypants.
Stinkypants? Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Mary barfing]
Welcome! This play equipment is designed for children 1.5 to 5 years old in Canada
and 2 to 5 years old in the USA.
What? They have metric time in Canada?
Ye Gads! That cat is obscuring part of the mat.
What does it say?
"Good day?"
"Go away?"
It says what it says.
That cat is gay.
Gay cat?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha gay cat hahahahahahahahahahahahaha gay cat
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha gay cat!
Lane closed to ease congestion.
Well, duh! I didn't know roads had sinus problems.
Beware: Guys With Purses.
Sam, Sam, Sam.
I know you stole Mary's purse.
Give it back to her or I'm calling the cops.
A**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe!
Hot 'n' Now Fast Food. Now Hiring Losers.
There's only one person I know who fits the description, and that's Sam.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap!
I swear, Microsoft Mary, one of these days I'll get you for this!
You hear me? I'll get you!
B*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch!
[Nuclear explosion!!]
Swimming notice:
Minnesota state law strictly prohibits underwater smoking.
But they still allow it in Wisconsin.
In case of Emergency, brake this wall to escape.
Tscha! I didn't know walls traveled at high speed.
Done Service Group.
With these guys, everything's a Done deal.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Please! No Smoking.
Smoke Harms Chocolate.
Smoky chocolate? That's gross!
Eeewwww! Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
Blurgle-urgle-urgle!
Gad! I can't even barf like Sam, Mike and Mary do.
It just takes a little practice.
Besides, I'm a professional.
You certainly are.
Hahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
[BONK!]
Ouch.
Welcome to Vancouver, a Nuclear Weapons Free Zone.
That's the way I like nuke weapons: totally free.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You stole my joke, you a**wipe!
Microsoft Sam, you sonofab*tch, I am not an a**wipe!
You are too an a**wipe, Microsoft Mike. Admit it.
A**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe a**wipe!
Oh no! Ohno is dead.
Long live Ohno, and John Lennon too.
Yoko Ono's not dead, Sam.
I sure wish she was.
Fisherman arrested for using wife as shark bait.
If using your wife as shark bait is illegal,
I wonder what the penalty is for using your mother-in-law as shark bait.
Watch it, me bucko!
Routes 202 and 35, turn right. One way, turn left.
Why don't they just put up a freakin' detour sign?
Duh!
Sam, Sam, Sam.
Are you doing to that sheep what that sign says you're doing?
One of these days, Microsoft Mike...
Please keep off the grass.
What grass?
It must have been eaten by that sheep that Sam h*mped last night.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
One more crude remark about what I do with sheep
and cities will burn!
McDonald's, Yass. Open 6 A.M.
Yass? No!
Please drive safely. Unmarked nuclear warheads travel these roads.
They should have signs like that in Japan
after that earthquake and tsunami that caused those meltdowns.
Jeez Louise! Here comes a truck with nukes right at us!
Get out of the way, Sam, or we'll all be blown to smithereens by those nuclear warheads!
Warheads? What warheads? I don't see any---
[NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!]
Jeez Louise!
Look what you've done, Sam! The city's on fire!
And we're all going to die from nuclear radiation.
If we all get out in time, the risk of contamination will decrease.
I found Sam's RoflCopter. Is it ready to go?
It's always ready.
All aboard. We're getting outta here.
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