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Hey, guess what?
I'm playing Doom! Sorry there is no sound, but for some reason this ancient computer
doesn't
for some reason like
uh...
doing anything without headphones.
sorry about that. But anyway, you get the concept. This is Doom and I'm using the mouse.
If you think this is a source port, its not! Because, look; I FIRED AT THE WALL, AND THERE'S NO BLOOD
ON IT.
and
as you can see console doesn't work, so
but yes, I am using the mouse
woo
I need a broader view.
woo
no keyboard.
isn't that just great?
This camera is too low I need to extend the stand
So that we can see my
uber-special skills.
Stay still you stupid
camera stand!
Okay.
Okay, camera just be like that.
I don't care.
You right-click twice and you open up doors.
And yeah, I know. I cheated to get every single weapon
Ah! Who's attacking from behind?
Anyway you get the concept, okay? I'm just going to play a game I was playing in Doom II
that I didn't finish.
I beat all of Ultimate Doom except for episode IV
Because I just didn't bother.
You need to start it like this first.
And then go to 'Load Game'.
Sorry that there is no-
What level am I on?
Oh, I remember this level.
"The Waste Tunnels"
It's a pain in the ***.
but you gotta do it
and I pissed off some Demons.
Crap, I just fell off.
All right
what you need to do
What I need to do
is find
STUFFS
and just
kill every single demon around here.
Oh, fine. I'll go down,
and lose some health.
Ah! Bring me back up!
Tim, go away. -How are you doing this?
I'm using the mouse in Doom.
*mouse clicking* Oh screw it.
More shotgun shells.
More shotgun shells...
...more shotgun shells.
Or no, it's a switch.
And it opens another door
somewhere
A shotgun
that misfired.
and more shotgun people!
No, just zombies
toting shotguns.
I'm not picking that up yet.
Killed another Imp.
Okey Dokey, It is dark I can't see a thing.
*loud mouse clicking*
poof
I'm using one hand to do this entire thing.
Ah! I can't evade!
What was hurting me?!
An invisible Demon.
How wonderful.
I hate how they're invisible in this version of Doom.
which i don't even know which one it is.
I didn't see that because
he blended in with the backround!
His skin's brown,
and the wall has to be brown too.
I don't have the Plasma Rifle, or BFG.
Oh, look. here in a cage.
neat.
Maybe I should fire a rocket in there.
Yeah, like that.
*ghasp* Oh crap! One of these guys.
It's been a while since I've seen
a Chaingunner.
Oh now you mock me with a
Soulsphere.
Yeah, I'll admit I have not played Doom
that much- Why didn't the let you have the Berserk Pack
first?!
and THEN give-I'm stuck.
There we go.
Doom is such an amazing puzzle.
Not really, but it's just fun.
This is where the Demon was,
in an invisible wall.
Don't you just love those?
Oh, and hey! I think this door is open.
No, it just looked open from afar.
And I'm talking to myself.
because it's LONELY.
*gurgles*
*laughing* Be quiet.
Now,
there's nothing
Are you sure?
Sure? No.
I'm stuck.
I am lost in this maze of
of weird.
I can make maps in my sleep that are better than this one.
But if I tried telling that to Sandy Peterson, he would refuse
to listen to me.
I have
no power
over people enough that -Whoa you just shotgunned-
or listen to my ideas.
Yes, Tim. This is called a Double-Barreled Shotgun.
It blows things up.
It makes them go boom.
Okay?
And there's a med pack.
Pick that up,
and you don't die
like the guy that I just shot.
And here's some more guys that throw fireballs we really hate.
I know, its more like I hate because I'm the one doing this
who cares? Oh I hate hose things.
I hate those stupid...
this is a bad idea
but it worked.
It worked as bad ideas start out
and then never
finish well
I'd use a shotgun against these things
There's only one more
Check this out.
*scream in surprise*
Be quiet. You're going to break the
it's the speaker on the microphone
It's stuck.
A Lost Soul,
and it's stuck! -Just shoot it.
it's not even attacking!
maybe it's a ghost Lost Soul
I'm touching it, and it just doesn't care
IT JUST
DON'T CARE!
I'm using the mouse.
and it just don't care.
Oh crap there was two of them.
No wonder
It's not that,
it's not that it was neutral it was stuck.
There are some bad guys down there.
I'm just going to stay here and camp.
I'll snipe them away.
You know, I can't see anything. Neither can you.
IDBEHOLD L
(cheat code for lights)
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
So we can actually see.
Let there be enemies
That will get us...
...and destroy us.
Oh no, a Chaingunner.
I think that wish came along a little bit
too far.
Because now,
here they come.
And I'll use a chaingun,
and there's a guy with a shotgun,
and there is
*roars and screams*
*blubs*
Picked up a Stimppack that you REALLY need!
That's what it would say in Skulltag at least.
I don't know about this game.
Oh crap, there's an Imp.
This kind of reminds me of this one Atari Game
I know how stupid that sounds but...
It does in some way
*gasp*
I'm down
to nearly dying.
Not going to save this.
I have no clue what that does.
*horror and shock* Oh my god! I died.
-You died. -Why don't you go back to playing your Age of Empires II game?
Conquering the world creating your own Hegemony as the...
Chinese, or Japanese, or Mongols or whatever you're playing as.
Which one of those
Asian empires you love to play as? -Byzantines.
He said he likes to play as the Byzantines
Because in Age of Empires II the only two empires that
actually have guns
are the Byzantines,
and the Turks.
The Turks have their Janissaries, and the Byzantines have their Hand Cannoneers.
Well, that's pretty much all I needed to show you. BAIGH