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FROM THE P-PAC AS WELL.
BACK TO YOU.
COMEDIAN PETE IS IN TOWN AT
THE COMEDY CONNECTION, AND HE
JOINS US ON THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR JOINING ME, I WAS
LONELY ON THIS COUCH.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE LONELY
SOON WITH THIS COMPETITION,
MARY.
THEY'RE TAKING YOUR JOB?
THAT THEY ARE, MY FRIEND, I
MAY NEED TO GO BREAK SOME LEGS.
NO, THEY'RE ACTUALLY GREAT.
THEY'VE BEEN SUBMITTING VIDEOS
AND STUFF.
IT'S PRETTY EXCITING.
YEAH.
HOWEVER, I MIGHT HAVE TO GET
INTO COMEDY, BECAUSE I'M LOOKING
FOR A JOB STARTING IN JANUARY.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO COMEDY?
OH, WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE
MINUTES?
IT'S A LITTLE BIT LONGER THAN
THAT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR A SUIT,
LET'S PUT THAT IT WAY.
I DON'T KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED
IT.
I FINALLY GOT THE CHUTZPAH TO DO
IT, I GRADUATED COLLEGE AND NOW
I'M IN BEAUTIFUL PROVIDENCE,
BABY.
YOU ACTUALLY LIVE IN L.A.
YES.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT THERE?
I DON'T.
YOU HAVE TO VALET PARK EVERY,
WHERE AND WHEN YOU VALET PARK
YOU PULL UP, THE GUY HOVERS OVER
YOU, YOU GENT SECONDS TO GET
EVERYTHING OUT OF THE CHARACTERS
YOU GET IN THE RESTAURANT YOU,
GO I FORGOT MY PHONE, YOU GO OUT
AND THE CAR IS BURIED.
Y NOT NEW ENGLAND LIVING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PROIF SO
FAR?
-- OF PROVIDENCE SO FAR?
I LOVE PROVIDENCE.
MY BROTHER LIVES IN MARLBOROUGH.
THIS SUMMER I VISITED HIM, I
HAVE A JEEP, WAYS AT A RED LIGHT
WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO TAWRND
NO ONE WAS TURNING.
BEING FROM NEW YORK, I'M LIKE,
MAKE THE TURN!
SO I JUST CUT THROUGH THE
PARKING LOT, AND THERE'S A CURB.
I DIDN'T SEE IT.
I HIT THE CURB, MY JEEP GOES
FLYING, AND THE GUY BEHIND ME IN
THAT BEAUTIFUL NEW ENGLAND
ACCENT YELLS OUT, YEAH, YOU GO,
NEW YORK, YOU HERO YOU!
AND I'M LIKE, OH, MAN, I AM IN
NEW ENGLAND, BABY.
IT WAS PROBABLY MY HUSBAND,
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS TO
DRIVERS.
YOU GO, NEW YORK, YOU HERO
YOU!
I LOVE IT.
NOW, I ALSO HEARD THAT YOU GOT
TO GO VISIT OR SEE AN APARTMENT
OF SOMEONE WHO I HAVE A HUGE
CRUSH ON EVEN THOUGH HE'S A
COMPLETE JERK, JOHN MAYER.
FIRST OF ALL, HE'S NOT A
JERK.
OH, I'M GLAD.
I HEAR ALL THESE BREAKUP
STORIES.
IT'S SO FUNNY, YOU SAY LIKE,
YOU GOT TO, I WON A CONTEST!
HE'S A NICE GUY.
HE'S REALLY INTO COMEDY, AND HE
CAME TO THE CLUB IN THE CITY,
THE COMEDY CELL, A I USED TO
PLAY AT.
HE'S FRIENDLY.
I WENT TO HIS PHARMACIST
APARTMENT, HANGING OUT WITH HIM
AND A COUPLE PEOPLE.
HE LEAVES THE ROOM, AND WHEN YOU
PARTY IN SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND
THEY'RE GONE, YOU'RE LIKE,
WHERE'S THE SNOFT I HEAR MUSIC,
SO I GO DOWN THE HALLWAY AND
HE'S ALONE IN A ROOM, PLAYING
HIS GUITAR WITH HIS HEAD DOWN.
I GOT A BEER ANDY IS THE BY HIM
ANDY START MAKING UP LYRICS,
FUNNY LYRICS.
I WENT TO THE DELI TO GET -- AND
HE STOPS PLAYING AND LOOKS UP AT
ME WITH THIS LOOK LIKE, DOWNTOWN
DO JOKES OVER JOHN MAYER MUSIC,
YOU KNOW?
OH, SORRY, YOU KNOW?
BUT HE CEPT KEPT PLAYING AND
EVERYONE'S SITTING THERE
WATCHING HIM.
SO AFTER A HALF HOUR I'M LIKE,
IS THIS GUY EVER GOING TO STOP
PLAYING?
I BACKPEDALED OUT OF THE ROOM,
WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO HAVE A
CIGARETTE, AND SAID, I'M JUST
GOING TO LEAVE.
MY WIFE SAID, YOU WERE AT JOHN
MAYER'S APARTMENT AND YOU JUST
REST?
I SAID, HE'S JUST PLAYING, NOT
SINGING, JUST PLAYING WITH HIS
HEAD DOWN.
GOSH, NOT EVEN HAVING FUN
WITH HIS COMPANY.
I HOPE YOU GOT TO EAT SOME OF
HIS FOOD WHILE YOU WERE THERE.
NOW HOW DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE
SNEET.
SHE WAS MAID OF HONOR AND I
WAS BEST MAN.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY, I HAVE
NOTHING FOR THIS.
SO THAT WAS LIKE WHAT
EVERYONE HOPES WILL HAPPEN AT A
WEDDING, MEET UP WITH ONE OF THE
BRIDESMAIDS.
THEN THEY HOPE TO FOOL AROUND
AND END UP HAVING A KID.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HAVING A
LITTLE PROBLEM.
MY GOD!
EIGHT MONTHS, I GOT NOTHING
GOING ON.
WELL, HOPEFULLY SOMETHING
STARTS GOING ON.
YOU HAVE DO SOMETHING.
WELL, ONE NIGHT I WAS SO SURE
I JUST IMPREGNATED MY WIFE, IT
WAS VERY ROMANTIC EVENING.
AS SOON AS WE WERE DONE I WAS
LIKE, CONGRATULATIONS.
BUT WAYS WRONG.
OH, MAN.
HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE BACK AFTER
THE COMEDY CONNECTION AND CAN
TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
US.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME.