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- TONIGHT ON FIND ME MY MAN...
- EITHER YOU'RE DOING DOM, YOU'RE DOING CRISTAL.
IN MIAMI, WE POP BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE--PERIOD.
- ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE OR MONEY?
- I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE.
I DON'T WANT THE LOVE TO BE BROKE.
- I TREAT MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE THEY'RE A CHILD--I'M MOTHERLY.
- BUT NOW, MOMMY NATALIE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
A MAN WANT TO BE THE MAN. DO YOU WANT A MAN OR A CHILD?
- YOU HAVE KETCHUP ON YOUR MOUTH.
- WHERE?
- TANEISH WAS TREATING ME
LIKE I WAS ONE OF HER LITTLE PUPPIES.
REALLY, TANEISH? COME ON.
- "I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S ON MY LEVEL OR NOT,
AND IF HE'S NOT, IT'S OVER!"
YOU'RE NOT HURTING NO ONE BUT YOURSELF.
MY NAME IS NATALIE CLARICE, MATCHMAKER AND LOVE COACH.
- NO, I DON'T THINK THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
- YOU ACT LIKE A DUMMY, YOU GET TREATED LIKE A DUMMY, DUMMY.
I TAKE ON THE DIVAS
WHO BREAK ALL THE RULES WHEN IT COMES TO DATING.
IF THEY CAN'T LIKE YOU FOR YOU, "SEE YOU, BOO!"
AND IT TAKES SOME TOUGH LOVE
AND A STRONG HAND JUST TO GET THEM TO LISTEN.
75% OF MY CLIENTS FIND TRUE LOVE.
MY UNIQUE PROCESS GETS REAL RESULTS.
IF YOU KNEW IT ALL, YOU WOULDN'T BE SITTING IN MY CHAIR.
SO IF YOU PLAY BY MY RULES, I'LL FIND YOU YOUR MAN.
MIAMI IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE,
BUT IT CAN BE TOUGH FOR LADIES HERE TO FIND LOVE.
ANNA, PLEASE SEND PAULDINE IN FOR ME. THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
MY FIRST CLIENT TODAY IS PAULDINE.
- MY NAME IS PAULDINE.
I'M 33 YEARS OLD, AND I WORK IN LUXURY RETAIL CONSTRUCTION.
- PAULDINE HAS EVERYTHING GOING FOR HER.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. SHE'S GORGEOUS.
SHE SPEAKS, LIKE, FIVE LANGUAGES.
- IT'S GORGEOUS. I'LL TAKE IT.
- PHILANTHROPIST, ENTREPRENEUR, WORLD TRAVEL.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?
- I GO FROM SINGAPORE TO BALI TO PARIS TO MILAN,
BECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF FABULOUS RETAIL STORES
THAT NEED BUILDING.
- PAULDINE IS ALWAYS READY TO GO ON ANY JET, ON ANY PHANTOM,
ANY ROLLS-ROYCE, BENTLEY.
I THINK THE REASON WHY SHE'S SINGLE
IS BECAUSE SHE'S VERY INTIMIDATING.
I MEAN, SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T HAVE CARTIER CUFFLINKS,
HE COULD HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, TED BAKER CUFFLINKS.
- IF HE'S WEARING CROCS, I DON'T EVEN WANT HIM TO TALK TO ME.
- WELL, I WOULDN'T LOOK AT ANYBODY THAT HAS CROCS ON.
- UH, CROCS, *** PACKS.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT LATELY?
- LISTEN, I SEE IT.
I KNOW PEOPLE THAT ARE ROYALS.
I KNOW HIGH-LEVEL CEO BILLIONAIRES.
WOULD I HAVE A SPARK WITH A JANITOR?
NO.
NEXT QUESTION?
- HI, NATALIE. THIS IS PAULDINE.
- HI, PAULDINE. HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT, THANK YOU.
I CAME TO SEE NATALIE BECAUSE I NEEDED AN OUTSIDE OPINION.
MAYBE I'M PICKING THE WRONG GUYS.
MAYBE SHE HAS AN IDEA OF WHAT'S BETTER FOR ME.
- SO LET ME ASK YOU, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SINGLE?
- ABOUT TWO YEARS. I'VE DATED. - OKAY.
WITHIN THE LAST SIX MONTHS, HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU DATED?
- I DON'T KNOW, THREE OR FOUR DATES OR SOMETHING.
- NOW, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT PAULDINE AND YOUR LIFESTYLE.
- OKAY. - TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- MY PHILOSOPHY IS, BASICALLY, WORK HARD, PLAY HARD.
I ALSO HAVE A PASSION FOR FASHION, ACCESSORIES, SHOES.
- SO GIVE ME EXAMPLES OF YOUR FASHIONS--
I MEAN, THINGS THAT YOU BUY.
- LABELS THAT I LIKE, WELL, PRADA, GUCCI, TOM FORD.
THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT I REALLY, REALLY AM INTO.
- SO WHAT WAS YOUR LATEST PURCHASE?
- MY LATEST PURCHASE IS PROBABLY, ACTUALLY,
THIS TUXEDO BLAZER.
I BOUGHT IT IN ISTANBUL LAST FRIDAY.
MY SHOES ARE RELATIVELY NEW TOO.
- OH. WHAT TYPE OF GUY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- MY PREFERENCE IS FOR SOMEONE
THAT COULD DO MORE FOR ME THAN I COULD DO FOR MYSELF.
I MEAN, I LOVE DOING MY ANNUAL
PARIS, LONDON, MILAN TRIPS.
I NEED FOR SOMEONE TO BE ABLE TO GET THAT AND JUST
KIND OF LET ME BE ME.
- SO MY NEXT QUESTION WOULD BE,
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MONEY?
- I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE.
I DON'T WANT THE LOVE TO BE BROKE.
- BEING FABULOUS AND INDEPENDENT ARE GREAT QUALITIES,
BUT I THINK PAULDINE TAKES IT WAY TOO FAR.
I'VE SAT WITH HER FOR FIVE MINUTES,
AND ALL SHE'S TALKED ABOUT ARE MATERIAL THINGS.
GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
ON THE SURFACE, PAULDINE HAS EVERYTHING,
BUT THERE'S AN EMPTINESS
THAT HER LIFESTYLE JUST CAN'T FILL.
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE? - WELL--UH-- [laughs]
UH, YES, WHY I AM SINGLE IS BECAUSE--
WELL, I WASN'T ALWAYS SINGLE.
- OKAY.
- I WAS IN A VERY LONG RELATIONSHIP.
TWO YEARS AGO IT ENDED, AND, YOU KNOW,
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, SINCE THAT RELATIONSHIP,
I'VE JUST DECIDED TO REALLY FOCUS ON MYSELF.
I THINK ONCE YOU GET INTO THAT COMFORT ZONE,
IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO STOP AND TAKE A STEP BACK,
SO YOU GET USED TO JUST DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
DOING THINGS ON YOUR OWN TIME,
NOT HAVING TO ASK ANYONE, HAVING YOUR OWN SPACE.
- I'M GETTING THE SENSE
THAT PAULDINE IS USING HER FABULOUS LIFESTYLE LIKE ARMOR.
MAYBE SHE USES IT TO AVOID INTIMACY,
BUT IT'S MAKING HER COME ACROSS
LIKE A ***, MATERIAL GIRL,
AND IT'S KEEPING THE RIGHT KIND OF MAN AWAY.
OKAY, SO IF YOU WERE TO MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL,
ARE YOU WILLING TO MAKE SOME CHANGES?
- I DON'T WANT TO MAKE SACRIFICES UP FRONT.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO AT LEAST GET TO KNOW THE PERSON,
HOWEVER IT CAN HAPPEN, AND THEN I CAN SCALE BACK.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SCALE BACK TO MEET SOMEONE.
- HERE'S THE THING.
YOU'RE JUST TOO INDEPENDENT
AND YOU'RE JUST TOO STUCK IN YOUR WAYS,
AND YOU'RE JUST TOO ADAMANT
ABOUT THIS WAY THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE,
AND IT'S JUST TOTALLY ALL WRONG.
- WELL, WHAT KIND OF CHANGES, LIKE--?
- MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS.
MEANING THAT-- MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS
WHERE YOU CAN REALLY FORM SOMETHING
AND REALLY GET TO KNOW SOMEONE.
- I WANT--OBVIOUSLY, MY WAY HAS KEPT ME SINGLE FOR A WHILE.
- MM-HMM. - I'M WILLING TO HEAR YOU OUT.
IF DURING THE PROCESS,
I DON'T FEEL IT'S WORKING, WHATEVER, THEN--
- YOU DO WHAT YOU DO. - I'LL DO WHAT I DO.
- HERE'S THE THING.
I HAVE A GUY THAT I ALREADY HAVE IN MIND FOR YOU.
HIS NAME IS GEORGE. - OH. IT'S THAT FAST, HUH?
- IT'S THAT FAST. - OKAY.
- I'M PUTTING MY DATE COACH, GEORGE,
ON THIS FAKE DATE WITH PAULDINE.
IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW THEY INTERACT,
BECAUSE AT A FIRST GLANCE,
GEORGE DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE VERY SOPHISTICATED.
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE. - BYE.
- I WANT TO KNOW
IF PAULDINE IS ABLE TO PUT HER *** BEHAVIOR ON HOLD
AND JUST GET TO KNOW REGULAR, NORMAL GUYS.
- MY NAME IS TANEISH.
I'M 28, AND I OWN A BEAUTY COMPANY.
I CUSTOMIZE LINGERIE AND SWIMWEAR.
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CRAZY?
MY MOTTO IS BALD, BOLD, AND STILL BEAUTIFUL.
MAMA LOVES YOU.
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS SAY,
"TANEISH, YOU'RE A BIT MOTHERLY."
- YOU ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR MAN, MAKE THEIR BED.
- I CAN'T HELP IT. I COOK. I CLEAN.
I ENJOY THESE THINGS. I LOVE TAKING CARE OF THEM.
I MEAN, SOMEONE'S GOT TO ADMIRE THAT,
LIKE, A WOMAN THAT CAN TAKE CHARGE.
- ABSOLUTELY TANEISH NEEDS HELP FINDING A MAN,
'CAUSE WHATEVER SHE'S DOING ISN'T WORKING RIGHT NOW.
SHE EITHER SENDS THE GUY AWAY
OR THE GUY GETS SCARED BY HER SMOTHERING.
- A LOT OF TIMES, IT'S MEN'S FAULT.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
YOU COULD WANT ME TO TAKE OVER,
AND YOU ALLOW ME TO BE THE BOSS.
- IT DEPENDS ON THE MAN, YOU KNOW?
SOME LIKE--SOME DON'T. - SOME GUYS DON'T.
- I HATE IT.
- IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THEY ACT,
THE DATE IS OVER AND THE RELATIONSHIP'S OVER.
- PROPER ETIQUETTE IS, LIKE, SO IMPORTANT FOR ME.
THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO GO OUT AND EAT,
AND A LOT OF TIMES, I'M ENJOYING MY FOOD,
BUT I'M REALLY MONITORING AND WATCHING HIS--
- UH-OH. TESTING, HUH? TESTING. - YEAH.
WHEN A GUY DOES SOMETHING I TOTALLY DO NOT LIKE,
I AM LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH,
AND MY SWITCH WILL GO FROM ON TO OFF, AND IT STAYS OFF.
I DON'T GIVE THEM A SECOND CHANCE.
- I JUST SPOKE WITH MY MOUTH FULL, SO I'M DONE.
- CHECK, PLEASE. [laughter]
- THIS IS TANEISH. - HI.
- OH, HI, TANEISH. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?
I'M COMING TO NATALIE
BECAUSE PEOPLE--LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?"
I'M, LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW."
I KIND OF DO WANT TO KNOW NOW.
- LOOK AT HIM. IS IT A HIM OR A HER?
- IT'S HER. HER NAME IS SYE-SYE. - THAT'S A YORKIE?
- "YORCHI"-- YORKIE/CHIHUAHUA MIXED.
- DAMN.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS-- TANEISH HAS A LOT GOING ON.
AND HER DOG IS WEARING CLOTHES.
- YOU OKAY?
- SHE'S TREATING THAT POOR THING LIKE A BABY.
TANEISH, IS THAT A DOG OR A SECURITY BLANKET?
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
SO, HOW YOU FEEL, TANEISH?
- I'M FEELING GREAT. FEELING GREAT ACTUALLY.
- OKAY. SO HERE WE GO.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
- LIKE AN IDEAL? - MM-HMM.
- WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME THAT,
THE FIRST PERSON I COULD THINK OF IS BECKHAM.
- BECKHAM? - HE'S VERY POSH.
I'M OBSESSED WITH, LIKE, A EUROPEAN TYPE OF GUY,
AND AN ENGLISH ACCENT-- OH, MY GOD.
- SO YOU LIKE EUROPEAN GUYS? - I LOVE EUROPEAN GUYS.
WHITE AND EUROPEAN MIX, OR AMERICAN BLACK, OR ETHNIC.
I DON'T GO BY THE BOOK OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
- OKAY. - I DO THINGS MY WAY.
- WITHIN THE LAST THREE MONTHS, HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU DATED?
- ACTUALLY, ONE. - OKAY.
- I WENT OUT A FEW TIMES, BUT HE'S NOT A DOG LOVER.
- I GET THAT. OKAY.
- THAT'S KIND OF THE FIRST QUESTION THAT I'LL ASK YOU.
- REALLY?
- "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANIMALS?"
- INTERESTING. OKAY.
SO LET ME ASK YOU, TANEISH, WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU?
- I TREAT MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE THEY'RE MY BABIES,
LIKE A CHILD.
I'M MOTHERLY.
- YOU MOTHER YOUR MEN?
RED FLAG. RED FLAG.
TANEISH PLAYING MOMMY, THAT MEANS IT'S HER RULES.
IT'S HER WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.
- SYE-SYE, ARE YOU LEAVING ME? COME BACK, MAMA.
IT'S OKAY.
- I SMELL A CONTROL FREAK WITH A CAPITAL "FREAK."
THE EXCITING THING THAT I DO HAVE FOR YOU, TANEISH...
- OH, LORD.
- YOU'RE GOING ON YOUR FIRST DATE.
JUST HAVE FUN. OKAY? - I COULD DO THAT.
- ALL RIGHT.
WHEN SHE GOES OUT WITH MY DATE COACH,
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT JUST HOW MOTHERING SHE REALLY IS.
- I'M GEORGE, NATALIE'S DATE COACH.
NATALIE GAVE ME THE LOWDOWN ON PAULDINE'S *** BEHAVIOR.
- HI. - HEY.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
SO MY STRATEGY ON THIS DATE IS TO REALLY DIG IN,
PUSH A FEW BUTTONS,
AND SEE HOW *** HER BEHAVIOR TRULY IS.
WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
- LIKEWISE. LIKEWISE.
WHEN I FIRST SEE GEORGE, I'M LIKE, "OH, HELL NO."
LIKE, IS THAT A WIFEBEATER?
IS THAT AN OVERSIZED LINEN SHIRT?
- SO WHY ARE YOU SINGLE? - JUST WORK.
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO? - I WORK IN RETAIL CONSTRUCTION.
- OKAY.
- YES, I AM VERY BUSY, AND, YOU KNOW,
MY TIME IS ABSORBED BY MANY, MANY THINGS.
- I SEE.
SO PRIMARILY,
YOUR CAREER KEEPS YOU SO BUSY THAT YOU'RE SINGLE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
- UH-HUH.
I MEAN, I'M INVOLVED IN ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
I MEAN, I HAVE PHILANTHROPIC WORK,
AND THEN I'VE GOT A SOCIAL LIFE WHERE I GO OUT A LOT.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN, LIKE,
AN INTERNATIONAL KIND OF, LIKE, DESTINATION SEEKER.
- OH, WOW.
- THERE ARE PLACES I GO EVERY YEAR, OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
- ARE YOU A JET-SETTER? - YEAH.
- WELL, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, I THINK.
- NOW, YOU'RE ORIGINALLY FROM MIAMI, THOUGH, LIKE--
- YEAH, I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MIAMI, BUT I'VE TRAVELED.
- WHEN YOU MEAN TRAVEL, WHERE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WELL, I MEAN, I'VE LIVED IN OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY,
AND I DID SOME WORK IN D.C. AS WELL.
- AND INTERNATIONALLY?
- DIFFERENT PARTS OF ASIA, SOUTH AMERICA.
- OKAY. YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
YOU'RE GIVING ME, LIKE, THESE BROAD, WHATEVER.
I NEED TO KNOW THE NITTY-GRITTY.
- OKAY, WELL I LIVED IN COLOMBIA, CARTAGENA.
- OKAY. BUT THAT'S NOT JET-SETTING.
- ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE OR ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR MATERIAL THINGS?
- YES, I AM HIGH MAINTENANCE.
- BUT IT'S UGLY. IT'S UGLY.
NOBODY WANTS BAGGAGE IN A RELATIONSHIP,
NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF DESIGNER LUGGAGE IT IS.
- YOU'D LIKE A WOMAN TO DOMINATE YOU?
- TANEISH WAS TREATING ME LIKE I WAS
ONE OF HER LITTLE PUPPIES.
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE.
- I'M ON A FAKE DATE WITH PAULDINE,
AND IT HASN'T TAKEN HER LONG
TO SHOW ME HOW *** SHE REALLY IS.
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? - I ENJOY THE BEACH.
I ENJOY NATURE, SO I'M REALLY ABOUT THE OUTDOORS.
I ENJOY SWIMMING. - SWIMMING?
AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU SAY? - YOU DON'T ENJOY SWIMMING?
- IN ST. BARTS.
I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND--
- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO UNDERSTAND?
- WHAT IS IT YOU DO?
- WHAT'S THE REAL QUESTION YOU WANT TO ASK?
- WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
LIKE, SATURDAY NIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I DON'T KNOW, GOING TO A CLUB.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- AND WHEN YOU WALK INTO A CLUB WITH YOUR BOYS,
TELL ME, WHAT'S THE PROCESS LIKE?
- I FEEL LIKE I'M ON AN INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW, LIKE--
- WELL, IT IS, RIGHT? - OH, IT IS. OH, OKAY.
- I'M TRYING TO VISUALIZE, RIGHT?
YOU GUYS GET OUT OF THE CAR-- - YEAH.
- AND YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN, RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU DRINK?
- I LIKE PATRON AND HENNESSEY.
WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?
- I DON'T DO PATRON OR HENNESSEY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'LL HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.
THE DATE WITH GEORGE WAS DEFINITELY AN EPIC FAIL.
GEORGE DOES NOT FIT INTO MY WORLD AT ALL.
WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
- IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE MEETING YOU AS WELL.
SHE'S HIGH STRUNG, MATERIALISTIC,
VERY JUDGMENTAL, AND JUST TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
PAULDINE, YOU'RE A NICE LOOKING WOMAN,
BUT YOUR INSIDES, THEY'RE PRETTY UGLY.
- HELLO, PAULDINE. - HI.
HOW ARE YOU? - HOW'S IT GOING TODAY?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
- I'M MEETING WITH PAULDINE TO GO OVER HER FAKE DATE.
GEORGE ALREADY GAVE ME THE LOWDOWN,
BUT I WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY FOR HERSELF.
AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THE DATE.
- WELL, HE'S NOT FOR ME. - OKAY.
- WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE CLUB, OH, MY GOD.
"WHERE DO YOU GO?" "CLUBS."
"OKAY, AND WHAT DOES THAT ENTAIL?"
"OH, I DRINK PATRON AND HENNESSEY."
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS MIAMI.
IT'S EITHER YOU'RE DOING MOET, YOU'RE DOING DOM,
YOU'RE DOING CRISTAL.
IN MIAMI, WE POP BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE--PERIOD.
- [laughs] - AND HIS OUTFIT TOO.
THERE'S NO CLUB THAT WOULD HAVE LET HIM IN.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HERE'S THE THING.
THIS IS--OOH. - [laughs]
- THIS IS ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING RIGHT NOW.
GEORGE IS ACTUALLY HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE GEORGE COME OUT RIGHT NOW.
- OH. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- [indistinct]
- WHAT THE [bleep]? [laughs]
- PAULDINE, LET ME EXPLAIN THIS.
GEORGE WAS NOT YOUR DATE. - REALLY?
- GEORGE IS YOUR DATE COACH. - REALLY?
- BASICALLY, WHAT I DO WITH MY LADIES--
- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD NEWS.
- WHAT I DO WITH MY LADIES,
I SEND THEM OUT WITH GEORGE FOR THE FIRST DATE,
JUST SO THAT GEORGE COULD OBSERVE.
- OKAY.
- SO WHAT I WOULD LIKE AT THIS TIME--
I WANT TO HEAR WHAT GEORGE HAS TO SAY.
TELL ME ABOUT THE DATE, GEORGE?
- IT WAS MORE LIKE AN INTERROGATION SESSION
WITH THE QUESTIONS SHE HAD.
YOU WERE DIGGING.
YOU WERE ASKING CERTAIN QUESTIONS
TO ESTABLISH WHAT KIND OF CLASS LEVEL AM I ON.
AND FOR ME, AS A GUY WHO IS SUCCESSFUL,
I JUST SEE IT AS A RED FLAG.
YOU CAME OFF TO ME AS SOMEWHAT OF A SNOB AND, YOU KNOW,
FULL OF YOURSELF, AND REALLY, SOMEWHAT OF A MATERIAL GIRL.
- MY QUESTION TO YOU WILL BE, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE
OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MATERIAL THINGS?
- YES, I AM HIGH MAINTENANCE.
I'VE DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB MAINTAINING MYSELF.
- BUT IT'S UGLY, IT'S UGLY, IT'S UGLY.
- I HAVE A GREAT CAREER. - I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S ONE THING TO BE HIGH MAINTENANCE, OKAY?
AND IT'S ANOTHER THING TO HAVE AN EXCELLENT CAREER.
BUT WHEN YOU COME OFF LIKE THAT, IT'S VERY UNATTRACTIVE.
AND YOU HAVE, KIND OF, LIKE, JUST THREW YOUR HANDS UP,
LIKE, "I'M SICK OF ALL THIS.
ALL THIS MEN AND THIS AND THAT, AND I'M TIRED OF THIS."
- [laughs]
- SO YOU HAVE TURNED INTO THIS PERSON, LIKE,
"THE NEXT PERSON I MEET, I'M GOING RIGHT IN AT 'EM
"BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S ON MY LEVEL OR NOT,
AND IF HE'S NOT, IT'S OVER."
- WELL, YOU JUST NAILED--
YOU JUST NAILED IT ON THE HEAD RIGHT THERE.
- I KNOW. I SEE IT. I KNOW. - THAT WAS IT, THAT WAS IT.
SHE IS RIGHT.
I AM WRITING PEOPLE OFF WAY TOO FAST.
- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? WHY ARE YOU LIKE YOU ARE?
- I WOULD SAY, ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO, I MET SOMEONE.
I FELL HARD FOR THIS PERSON. I LOOKED AT HIM UP HERE.
- SO DID HE DISAPPOINT YOU IN THE END?
- AN EMAIL WITH PICTURES FROM A GIRL
WHO SAYS SHE CAN'T WAIT TO PUT HER SHOES IN YOUR CLOSET?
- MM-HMM.
- AND HOW COMFORTABLE YOUR MATTRESS IS.
- I CAN SEE YOU'RE HURT. - MM-HMM.
- PAULDINE, I TOTALLY GET THE PERSONA THAT YOU THROW OUT
BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IN PAST, OKAY?
BUT ONE THING I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND, PAULDINE.
I NEED YOU TO LET THE PAST BE THE PAST.
YOU'VE GOT TO LET IT GO, AND YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
THAT EVERY MAN IS NOT LIKE HIM, FORTUNATELY.
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY, I'MA KEEP IT REAL.
YOU'VE GOTTEN HARD.
YOU'RE JUST, TOTALLY, LIKE A DAMN BRICK RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE NOT HURTING NO ONE BUT YOURSELF.
- NATALIE IS SAYING SOME THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE.
I'M HOLDING ON TO THIS CONTROL FOR AS LONG AS I CAN,
NOT ALLOWING THAT PERSON TO REALLY GET CLOSE TO ME.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOOD. GIVE ME A HUG.
- THANK YOU.
- GEORGE IS PULLING DOUBLE DUTY, AND I'M SENDING HIM OUT
ON A FAKE DATE WITH TANEISH AS WELL.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- PRETTY GOOD. AND YOURSELF?
- HI. I'M TANIESH. - AREN'T YOU QUITE BEAUTIFUL?
- THANK YOU.
- HE IS THE PERFECT GUY
TO FIND OUT HOW OVERBEARING AND MOTHERING SHE REALLY IS.
- WOW. NATALIE DID A WONDERFUL JOB.
SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM? - FROM JAMAICA.
- JAMAICA, MON. - [laughs]
- GET OUT OF HERE. YOU HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME BLUSH.
- I SEEM WHAT? - YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS AT ALL.
YOU SEEM--
- A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE... - I CAN TELL.
- I'M FEELING YOU, SO. - OH, WOW.
- I SHOULD PROBABLY-- - ALREADY? ALREADY?
- I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT BUT, YEAH.
- OKAY, FOR ME. - [laughs] YEAH.
- TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. I WANT TO BE A LITTLE NOSY.
- I'M A BUSINESS PROFESSOR,
AND I ALSO OWN A PROCESS SERVING COMPANY, SO--
- OOH, I LIKE.
- THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ME IN A NUTSHELL.
WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?
- I OWN A COMPANY AS WELL, AND I DESIGN WOMEN APPAREL--
LINGERIE AND ALL THE SEXY THINGS.
- WELL, THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING.
SO WHY ARE YOU SINGLE? I MEAN, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- WHY AM I SINGLE? - YES.
- IF I CAN GET A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ME THAT,
I WOULD BE SO PAST DONALD TRUMP RIGHT NOW.
I JUST EXPECT A CERTAIN-- UH, MANNERS.
I'M INTO MANNERS.
SAY, FOR INSTANCE, IF THE LADY--
SHE'S GONNA USE THE RESTROOM, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
- I MAY HELP YOU WITH YOUR CHAIR AND,
"OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND."
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING MORE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE?
- YOU ACTUALLY SIT UP, AND THEN ONCE I'M BACK
OR I'M LEAVING, YOU SIT BACK DOWN.
ARE YOU VERY CLOSE TO YOUR MOTHER?
- I AM.
- GUYS THAT ARE VERY CLOSE TO THEIR MOTHER
TEND TO HAVE MORE PATIENCE.
ALSO, FROM HOW YOU SOUND,
YOU'D LIKE A WOMAN TO DOMINATE YOU,
AND I LOVE BEING THE BOSS.
- OH, REALLY? ALL RIGHT. - ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- UH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY.
- WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. - OKAY, I'LL HOLD YOU TO THAT.
- I'M NOT A PUSHOVER, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - RIGHT.
- IS THERE ANY BEVERAGES
I CAN GET YOU BESIDES WATER?
- FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE.
- CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WINE?
- GLASS OF WINE, COMING UP.
- HOW ARE YOU ON ALCOHOL?
'CAUSE I DON'T REALLY DRINK,
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE WHEN BEHAVIORS CHANGE.
- WELL, I MEAN,
I CAN HAVE A GLASS OF WINE HERE AND THERE.
COME ON, TANEISH. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
CAN I HAVE SOME FRIES? - MOST DEFINITELY, SIR.
I CAN DEFINITELY GET THAT FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, SIR.
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?
- YOU REALLY WANT FRIES, THOUGH? - YEAH.
- I WOULD ORDER MAYBE, LIKE, A GINGER SALAD WITH,
LIKE, MIXED GREENS WITH AVOCADO AND CHERRY TOMATOES.
- THAT SOUNDS REALLY HEALTHY.
I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE A LITTLE.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO ASK FOR PERMISSION
TO DO JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- OH, MY GOD. HONEST TO GOD.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT, AND I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
- I MEAN, WHAT'S SO LIFE- DEFINING ABOUT THIS MOMENT?
- I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE HAVE DINNER WITH ME
IN A VERY NICE ENVIRONMENT, AND THEN THEY ORDER FRIES.
- SO AM I, LIKE, STRIKING A SOUR NOTE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
'CAUSE I'M... EATING FRIES?
ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT? - ENJOY.
- THIS IS NOT--NOT GOOD.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
- YOU HAVE KETCHUP ON YOUR MOUTH.
- WHERE?
TANEISH WAS TREATING ME LIKE I WAS ONE OF HER LITTLE PUPPIES.
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE.
- IT SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD ALLOW ME TO HAVE HIM AS A PUPPET.
- GEORGE IS HERE. - OH.
- YOU'RE TREATING PEOPLE LIKE SYE-SYE.
THAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR DOGGY, RIGHT?
- YES. - THAT'S NOT SYE-SYE.
THAT'S A GROWN-*** MAN.
- IS LOU FLEXING? HE'S ACTUALLY FLEXING RIGHT NOW.
- KEEN OBSERVATION.
- THAT SHIRT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE OFF HIM.
- I'M ON A FAKE DATE WITH TANEISH.
I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE DISGUSTED BY ME RIGHT NOW.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
THIS IS NOT--NOT GOOD.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
- YOU HAVE KETCHUP ON YOUR MOUTH.
- WHERE?
- YEAH, I COULDN'T WATCH YOU WITH KETCHUP ON YOUR MOUTH.
- THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- TANEISH, YOU'RE NOT ANYBODY'S MOTHER.
YOU CAN'T RAISE A GROWN-*** MAN TWICE.
- AHH! I AM FULL.
MY THOUGHTS ABOUT GEORGE WAS...WAHMP-WAHMP.
[laughs]
- GEORGE BRIEFED ME ON TANEISH,
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
NOW, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE DATE FROM HER PERSPECTIVE.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME EVERYTHING.
- THE DATE-- [laughs]
I'LL TRY NOT TO LAUGH. - OH, NO. YOU'RE LAUGHING?
- NO, I MEAN, I KNEW WITHIN MYSELF THAT IT'S NOT GONNA--
THAT'S NOT MY CUP OF TEA. - HE'S NOT THE ONE.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
JUST TELL ME, YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED.
- IT SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD ALLOW ME TO HAVE HIM AS A PUPPET.
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH LIKE THAT.
THERE WAS NO CONFIDENCE THERE.
I ASKED A LOT OF QUESTIONS, BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO FIND
SOMETHING THAT I MIGHT LIKE IN THIS PERSON.
- WHEN YOU SEE GEORGE, I MEAN,
DO YOU THINK HE'S AN ATTRACTIVE GUY?
- I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
OTHER THAN THE KETCHUP ON THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH.
I HAD TO--I'M, LIKE, "I'M SORRY,"
BUT I HAD TO WIPE IT OFF FOR HIM.
I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T."
'CAUSE WHAT IF SOMEONE'S LOOKING AND I'M, LIKE,
SITTING AT A TABLE WITH SOMEONE GROSS,
AND I DIDN'T WANT THAT.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GEORGE IS HERE.
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
- YES, HE'S HERE.
- OH. [laughs]
WHEN I SAW GEORGE COME IN WHEN I'M SITTING WITH NATALIE,
I WAS NERV--LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
I WAS SHOCKED. LIKE, "WHAT IN THAT--?"
- TANEISH, JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW, GEORGE IS NOT YOUR DATE.
GEORGE IS MY DATE COACH.
- NO WAY. - YES.
- I GOT TO SAY,
YOU HAVE A LOT OF POSITIVE QUALITIES ABOUT YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- BUT THERE WERE SOME THINGS ON A DATE THAT YOU JUST DON'T DO.
FOR INSTANCE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING TOO MUCH OF A MOMMY.
YOU WERE VERY FULL OF YOURSELF AND VERY CONDESCENDING.
ONCE I ORDERED THE FRIES, YOU TOTALLY SHUT DOWN,
AND YOU JUST WOULDN'T LET THAT GO.
THE KETCHUP ON THE LIP,
THAT WAS SOMETHING I DID JUST TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD REACT.
- OH, MY GOD, I FREAKED OUT. - YEAH, YOU DID.
EVERYTHING WAS, LIKE, "THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO."
YOU KNOW, I WAS ALMOST AFRAID I NEEDED PERMISSION
TO DRINK COLD WATER.
- TANEISH WAS A BOSSY MOMMY ON HER DATE WITH GEORGE,
JUST LIKE I THOUGHT SHE'D BE.
BUT NOW I NEED HER TO SIT BACK AND LISTEN,
BECAUSE MOMMY NATALIE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
YOU'RE TREATING PEOPLE LIKE SYE-SYE.
THAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR DOGGY, RIGHT?
- YES. - THAT'S NOT SYE-SYE.
THAT'S A GROWN-*** MAN. OKAY?
ANY MAN WILL BE OFFENDED. - ALL RIGHT.
- NOT ONLY WILL HE BE OFFENDED, HE WILL BE ANNOYED,
BECAUSE A MAN WANT TO BE THE MAN.
IF HE WANT FRENCH FRIES, "NO, YOU DON'T EAT THAT.
THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU GAIN TEN POUNDS."
WHO GIVES A DAMN WHAT HE WANT TO EAT?
- I'M JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR HIS LIFE.
- NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM ON THE FIRST DATE.
DO YOU WANT A MAN OR A CHILD?
- FROM MY VIEW, I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
- I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES,
AND I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE NOBODY'S MOTHER,
AND YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU CAN'T GO ON DATES AND CRITICIZE AND CRITIQUE.
BECAUSE A GUY DON'T DO IT YOUR WAY,
IT DOES NOT MEAN IT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY.
YOU DON'T WANT A PUPPET,
BUT YOU'RE PLAYING AS THE PUPPETEER.
- AM I? - YES, YOU ARE.
- THIS WAS AN EYE OPENER WITH NATALIE,
BECAUSE I AM BEING FULL OF MYSELF.
- REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF.
- GOT IT. - YOUR CRITIQUING, NONE OF IT.
- GOT IT. - NOT ON THIS DATE, OKAY?
YOU'RE NOT A MOMMY, OKAY? - [laughs] OKAY.
- THAT IS A GROWN-*** MAN. OKAY?
HE GOT THIS. TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT. - ANY QUESTIONS?
- NO. I'M EXCITED.
LET'S DO IT. [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW YOU DOING?
- I'M GREAT.
TODAY, WE'RE DOING PAULDINE'S FOCUS GROUP.
I'M INTERVIEWING A SELECTION OF ELIGIBLE MIAMI BACHELORS,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT MY CLIENT CAN WATCH AND LISTEN.
- WE CAN SEE THEM, BUT THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
- OKAY. [laughs] NICE.
- THIS PROCESS IS DESIGNED TO HELP THEM LEARN
HOW TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES.
IT IS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU GUYS.
YOU ALL LOOK SO NICE.
- THAT ONE'S VERY WELL DRESSED.
I LOVE THAT TAILORED SUIT.
- AND AS YOU KNOW, AS FABULOUS AS YOU GUYS LOOK TODAY,
I ONLY CAN SELECT ONE.
PAULDINE IS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT LIFESTYLE,
NOT THE PERFECT MAN.
BUT THE PERFECT MAN
WOULD LEAD HER TO THE PERFECT LIFESTYLE.
SO I'M LOOKING FOR THE KIND OF MAN
THAT SHE WOULD NORMALLY IGNORE:
A REGULAR, SOLID, DOWN-TO-EARTH GUY
WHO'S MORE ABOUT SUBSTANCE THAN THE SURFACE.
LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL MATE?
- YOU KNOW, I WANT A GIRL TO MAKE ME LAUGH.
- TOO SHORT. DONE.
- HAVE A LIFE OF HER OWN, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I'M ALWAYS TRAVELING, MYSELF, DOING THINGS.
- OKAY.
- HAS TO BE ABLE TO PRESENT THEMSELVES
LIKE YOU DO, LIKE A LADY.
- IS THAT ME?
- I'M NOT ABOUT GAMES.
I HATE GAMES. IT'S, LIKE, A WASTE OF MY TIME.
- I LIKE THE WAY DAVID COMES ACROSS.
- ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY AN INDEPENDENT,
FABULOUS, CAREER-ORIENTED WOMAN?
- NO, THAT'S PERFECT FOR ME.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, I WANT SOMEBODY WITH A HEART,
AND NOT JUST THE STEREOTYPICAL HEART, BUT, I MEAN, LIKE,
DOING THINGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE,
CHARITY WORK, THINGS LIKE THAT.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I WILL JUST TAKE THAT CHALLENGE ON
AND TRY TO MAKE HER BETTER THAN WHAT SHE IS
FOR AS LONG AS SHE'S WILLING TO DO THE SAME FOR ME.
- HE COMMUNICATES REALLY WELL.
- SO ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY THAT TYPE OF A WOMAN?
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T MIND TAPPING OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN.
- TAPPING? - YEAH.
- TAPPING WHAT? - THAT MEANS SUBMISSION.
[knocks on table]
[laughter] - OH, JEEZ.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED? - NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
- NO, NO, NO. - JOHN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN--?
- YES, I HAVE. - YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED?
HOW LONG AGO? - TWO YEARS AGO.
- WHY DID YOU GUYS BREAK UP?
- BECAUSE OF ME BEING VERY, VERY POSITIVE.
THAT WAS KIND OF HARD FOR HER TO HANDLE.
SHE WOULD HAVE A BAD DAY,
AND I WOULD TRY TO MAKE IT POSITIVE FOR HER.
- OH, UH-UH. - ARE YOU A TRAVELER?
- I'VE BEEN TO CANADA.
- IS CANADA REALLY OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
- I ACTUALLY WENT OUT OF STATE FOR COLLEGE.
- THERE'S A WHOLE PLANET SPINNING ON ITS AXIS.
- JOHN, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF FASHION FORWARD?
- I LIKE TO STAY CURRENT. I DON'T--
- YEAH.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A ZOOT SUIT, YOU KNOW,
WHILE I'M OUT IN THE CLUB.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY.
- I CONSIDER MYSELF FASHION FAST-FORWARD.
- IS LOU FLEXING? HE'S ACTUALLY FLEXING RIGHT NOW.
HE'S IN FULL FLEX MODE.
THAT SHIRT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE OFF HIM.
- WHAT PART OF A FEMALE'S BODY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?
- DEFINITELY HER LIPS AND THE CURVES.
- THE BODY. - THE BODY?
- THE BODY. LIKE, THE WHOLE BODY.
- [scoffs] CUT THE B.S.
- SINCE I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE,
I'VE BEEN VERY ATTRACTED TO LONG HAIR.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
- I JUST FIGURE 'CAUSE HE'S SO SHORT, SHE'S TALL,
HE NEEDS THE HAIR TO BE ABLE TO--
- JOHN, WHY SHOULD I SELECT YOU FOR MY CLIENT?
- I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY WE'VE GOT,
HOW MUCH STATUS WE GOT, I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
- I CAN MAKE HER FEEL ALIVE AGAIN.
- I HAVE MORALS. MY MOM HAS TAUGHT ME CORRECTLY.
- SHE WILL THANK YOU FOR JUST MEETING ME.
- WOW.
I THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH TO MAKE A DECISION, AND AS ALWAYS,
THE FINAL CHOICE IS UP TO ME.
HAVE A GOOD ONE. - YOU TOO.
- BUT I'M CURIOUS TO HEAR WHICH ONE PAULDINE
WOULD HAVE PICKED IF I LEFT IT UP TO HER.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
WE HAVE JOHN, OF COURSE, LOU,
AS WELL AS DAVID, AND MARCUS.
NOW, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
- IT WOULD BE BETWEEN DAVID
AND LOU.
- DAVID AND LOU? - YES.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT CHOOSING. I'M CHOOSING.
SO GUESS WHO I SELECTED ON YOUR BEHALF?
- WHY WOULD YOU PICK HIM?
- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A VERY STRONG DEMEANOR.
DAMIAN, MARKEEM, GEOBANNY.
WHO ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH?
- I AM THE HARDEST-WORKING MATCHMAKER IN MIAMI.
I GO OUT AND I HAND-PICK MY GUYS,
AND I ONLY PICK THE BEST, QUALITY, SUITABLE CANDIDATES.
BUT WHAT CAN YOU OFFER A WOMAN? I'M JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU'RE SINGLE.
I MEAN, YOU LOOK GOOD TO ME, BUT WHAT CAN YOU OFFER?
- I CAN ACTUALLY OFFER A LOT.
- BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO OFFER,
YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.
- I MAKE MY OWN MONEY, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO TAKE CHARGE,
AND I LIKE TO RUSH INTO THINGS HEADFIRST, YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, AND ARE YOU SECURE WITH YOURSELF?
- I'M VERY SECURE. SECURE LIKE A PADLOCK.
[laughter]
- OKAY, SO IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE,
IT WOULD BE BETWEEN DAVID AND LOU?
- YES.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT CHOOSING. I'M CHOOSING.
SO GUESS WHO I SELECTED ON YOUR BEHALF
AND WHO I THINK WILL BE THE BEST CANDIDATE FOR YOU?
JOHN. - WHY WOULD YOU PICK HIM?
- BECAUSE JOHN WILL BALANCE YOU OUT.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A VERY STRONG DEMEANOR.
- YOU DON'T THINK HE'S TOO HAPPY FOR ME?
- NO, YOU NEED SOMEBODY HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FIRM.
I SELECTED JOHN FOR PAULDINE
BECAUSE HE'S EXACTLY THE TYPE OF A CATCH
THAT PAULDINE WOULD NEVER SEE ON HER OWN
BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY FOCUSING ON THE SUPERFICIAL.
JOHN IS A GREAT GUY.
HE'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, AND I BELIEVE
IF PAULDINE CAN LET HER GUARD DOWN AND GET TO KNOW HIM,
SHE WILL BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
SO HERE ARE MY RULES FOR YOU, OKAY, PAULDINE?
DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL AT THE BEGINNING.
I KNOW YOU LOVE FABULOUS THINGS.
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
PEOPLE CAN LOOK AT YOU AND TELL THAT.
OPEN YOURSELF UP SO THAT PEOPLE CAN EMBRACE YOU
AND NOT ALL OF THIS ATTITUDE, OKAY?
MY RULES FOR PAULDINE ARE:
DON'T BE JUDGMENTAL, MATERIALISTIC, OR ***.
IT'S JUST NOT A PRETTY LOOK.
I NEED YOU TO TONE IT DOWN.
NEXT, I'M MEETING TANEISH FOR HER FOCUS GROUP SESSION...
HI, MARKEEM, HOW ARE YOU?
SO SHE CAN SECRETLY
WATCH AS I INTERVIEW HER GROUP OF POTENTIAL DATES.
- DO THEY KNOW THAT I'M WATCHING THEM?
- NO, AND THEY CAN'T SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU.
- AND THEY CAN'T SEE ME. OKAY.
- FOR TANEISH, I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO'S CONFIDENT,
DOWN-TO-EARTH, AND RELAXED.
AND HE'S GOT TO BE A GOOD BALANCE
FOR TANEISH'S PERSONALITY.
TANEISH IS A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO MOTHER HER MAN.
FINDING A GUY FOR TANEISH IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
GEOBANNY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY?
- HER EYES. - THE EYES?
- YEAH, IF YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES,
THEN I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- I'M FEELING GEOBANNY.
- THE FIGURE, THOUGH. - THE FIGURE?
- TONED UP, YOU KNOW. - YEAH.
YOU LIKE THE LITTLE CURVES AND-- - YEAH.
- HE'S LATIN.
HE'S DEFINITELY INTO A SMALL WAIST AND ***.
- MARKEEM, HOW *** ARE YOU?
- I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- STOP IT, MARKEEM. [laughter]
- HE READ ABOUT IT OR HE EXPERIENCED IT?
- DAMIAN, WHAT'S THE STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER HAD SEX?
- THE BATHROOM OF MY JOB.
- THERE YOU GO. HE'S A FREAK.
- GEOBANNY?
- THE LIFEGUARD TOWERS ON THE BEACH.
LIKE, AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING. - THE LIFEGUARD HOUSE?
- THE MOON WAS ALMOST FULL, AND IT WAS VERY INTENSE.
- SO WHEN YOU SAW THE FULL MOON--
- IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING HERE."
- I LIKE GEOBANNY.
- IS THAT RIGHT? - YEAH.
- MARKEEM? - IT'S ALL TRADITIONAL.
THE BEDROOM. - [laughs]
- HOW DO YOU SPOIL A WOMAN? - RUB HER FEET.
- START WITH A BREAKFAST IN BED, 'CAUSE I LOVE TO COOK.
- MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL, YOU KNOW.
- I CAN'T BE MAD AT THAT.
- DO YOU LIKE A WOMAN TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO?
- I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
- WHAT BOTHERS ME IS WHEN I'M EXCITED ABOUT AN IDEA,
AND THEY'LL JUST SLASH IT DOWN.
I CALL IT TURNING OFF MY FIRE. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, THERE'S WAYS TO CONTROL IT DOWN,
BUT NOT AS SOON AS I SAY IT.
YOU KNOW, AT THE SAME TIME, I WON'T DO THAT TO YOU EITHER.
- WHY IS HIS ANSWERS, UM, SO GOOD?
EVERYTHING IS SO FAR, SO GOOD.
- I DO LIKE A WOMAN THAT TAKES CHARGE, YOU KNOW, LIKE--
DON'T BOSS ME AROUND, BUT YEAH, HAVE YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE
AND YOUR INDEPENDENCE AS WELL, AND I'LL APPRECIATE THAT.
- I LIKE HIS ANSWER. I LIKE HIS ANSWER.
- WELL, THIS HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN.
I HAVE ENJOYED YOU GUYS, AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING IN, AND I WILL BE CALLING ONE OF YOU.
BYE, GUYS.
- BYE - HAVE A GREAT DAY.
- I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, LOOKING FROM THIS GLASS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS THE FIRST TIME.
- OUT OF ALL THREE OF THESE GUYS--
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DAMIAN, MARKEEM, GEOBANNY--
WHO ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH?
- IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL GIVE ME GEOBANNY.
- OH, OKAY.
- BUT THE PERSON THAT I FEEL IS BEST FOR YOU...
WILL BE...
GEOBANNY.
- WHOO!
- I PICKED GEOBANNY FOR TANEISH
BECAUSE I SUSPECTED THEY WOULD HAVE SOME CHEMISTRY,
BUT ALSO, BECAUSE GEOBANNY SEEMS LIKE A GUY
WHO CAN STAND HIS GROUND WITH TANEISH
AND NOT TOLERATE HER BABYING HIM.
SO HERE'S THE RULES: NO MOMMY-MOMMY, OKAY?
THAT'S NOT YOUR CHILD. YOU'RE NOT A MOM, OKAY?
THAT'S YOUR DATE, OKAY?
NUMBER TWO: REMEMBER HE'S THE MAN.
HE WANT TO FEEL LIKE THE MAN. HOW ABOUT THAT?
- I'LL TRY THAT. - OKAY.
- AND NUMBER THREE: HAVE FUN.
[laughter]
- HI, ARE YOU GEOBANNY? - YES, I AM.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - HOW ARE YOU? I'M TANEISH.
- TANEISH, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE MEETING YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - FANTASTIC.
WHEN I WALKED OVER TO GEOBANNY,
MY REACTION WAS LIKE, "GREAT BEACH BODY."
HE LOOKED LIKE HE REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS IMAGE
THE WAY I DO MINE.
WE'LL MAKE EACH OTHER LOOK GOOD.
- CAN YOU PUT THIS ON MY BACK BEFORE I BURN MYSELF?
- OH, FOR SURE.
- MY SHOULDERS AND MY-- IT SPRAYS.
- IT SPRAYS? OKAY. - YEAH.
SO PUT IT, LIKE, WITH THE WIND.
I THINK THE WIND'S THAT WAY.
- NATALIE TOLD ME A FEW RULES--
NOT BEING FULL OF MYSELF AND TO NOT BE SO MOMMY-MOMMY.
AND HOPEFULLY, I DON'T MESS UP.
TELL ME IF THAT'S ENOUGH. - THAT'S GOOD.
- I DEFINITELY WASN'T BEING MOTHERLY,
SPRAYING HIM DOWN AND RUBBING IT IN.
DEFINITELY. THAT WAS JUST HELPING HIM OUT.
GAME TIME! - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
SO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL, THEN?
- UM, A LITTLE, LIKE-- - A LITTLE SOME?
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. - I'M READY.
- ALL RIGHT. - I WAS BORN READY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YEAH?
- LET'S DO IT. - THAT'S A START.
- AAH! TOO BIG. AH, I CHEATED.
- CATCH AND HIT. CATCH AND HIT. - CATCH AND HIT.
IT'S CALLED A COMBO. IT'S A GOOD WORKOUT.
- IT IS. - WE JUST REALLY GOT ALONG.
HE'S LAUGHING, I'M LAUGHING. I'M JOKING, HE'S JOKING.
AND WE WERE JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW.
EVERY DAY, ARE YOU ACTIVE? EVERY DAY?
- YEAH, I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER. - SEE, THAT WORKS.
- I SCULPT BODIES FOR A LIVING. - ALL RIGHT.
MY VOLLEYBALL GAME WAS FUN, BUT I SUCKED.
AAH. - OUT.
- IN--OH. THANK YOU.
- THAT'S GAME OVER. - GAME OVER.
- ALL RIGHT.
- I LIKE THIS. HEALTHY.
- THIS IS, LIKE, A MANGO, HERE.
- WE CAN EAT WITH OUR HANDS. ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- I GUESS-- I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
- DURING THE PICNIC, I WAS HEARING NATALIE IN MY BRAIN
ABOUT THINGS THAT I WAS DOING WRONG,
SO I DECIDED TO JUST KIND OF SIT BACK
AND LET HIM SPEAK MORE THIS TIME.
- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE?
- SURE. HOW ARE YOU WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?
WHAT'S YOUR LIMITATIONS? WHAT DO YOU PREFER?
- WELL, WHEN I'M IN COMPETITION MODE,
I-I DON'T DRINK AT ALL.
- MM!
I'M DOING PRETTY WELL ON THIS DATE.
I'M ACTUALLY COMFORTABLE.
- I'M ACTUALLY A LOT SMALLER THAN WHAT I USED TO BE.
- YEAH? YOU WERE BIGGER THAN THIS?
- I USED TO BE, LIKE, 25 POUNDS BIGGER.
- YOUR *** AREN'T GONNA BE BIGGER THAN MINE, RIGHT?
[laughs] NO.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN, LIKE-- - MONSTERS.
BUT THERE'S TWO CATEGORIES NOW IN THE FITNESS INDUSTRY--
THERE'S BODY BUILDERS,
WHICH IS, LIKE, THE MONSTER, BIG GORILLA,
AND THEN THERE'S MEN'S PHYSIQUE, WHICH IS WHAT I DO.
- I'M INTERESTED IN THAT. I FELT REALLY GOOD.
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO'S NOT TRYING TOO HARD TO IMPRESS ME.
HE'S BEING HIMSELF. I'M AN ARTIST BY THE WAY.
- I'M AN ARTIST OF BODIES. I SCULPT BODIES FOR A LIVING.
- YES, YES, THAT IS ART. THAT'S ART.
I CAN GO ON FOR TWO HOURS AND KEEP TELLING YOU,
BUT I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU ALL OF THIS.
- SO CAN I. I'M JUST LETTING YOU SPEAK.
- YEAH? AW.
THE CONVERSATION WITH US NEVER STOPPED.
WOULD NATALIE APPROVE OF THIS DATE?
I THINK SHE WILL BE. LET'S JUST SEE.
I DON'T KNOW. [laughs]
THIS WAS DELISH. - IT WAS AMAZING.
- HEALTHY. GOOD. - IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
- IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU TOO.
OKAY, LET'S GO. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- I'M EXCITED, SCARED, NERVOUS.
THERE ARE MULTIPLE FEELINGS GOING THROUGH MY BODY.
HELLO.
WHEN I FIRST MEET JOHN,
HE STOOD UP, AND LO AND BEHOLD,
HE'S VERY TALL, WITH BROAD SHOULDERS,
AND I REALLY LIKE THAT.
- SO HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?
- GOOD. GOOD. - GOOD. YOU'RE HUNGRY AT LEAST?
- I AM. - THAT'S GOOD.
- I AM, ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE, EATING THE WHOLE TIME.
DON'T WORRY.
I REALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
- THAT'S GOOD.
SO HAVE YOU EVER DONE FONDUE BEFORE?
- NO, I HAVEN'T.
I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S NOTHING THAT'S REALLY EVER COME UP.
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE IT EVER,
SO WE BOTH JOINING IN TOGETHER.
- OKAY, SO IF I SCREW UP ON FONDUE ETIQUETTE--?
- I WON'T EVEN KNOW. I WON'T EVEN KNOW.
- OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
- LISTEN, I'LL PROBABLY GONNA GO ALONG RIGHT WITH YOU.
- [laughs] OKAY.
- AS LONG AS WE'RE HAVING FUN, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
- I'M READY FOR IT. - THAT WORKS.
- IF I HAD MET JOHN AT AN EVENT OR AT A PARTY,
I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY WRITTEN HIM OFF, BUT NATALIE SAID,
"DON'T BE JUDGMENTAL," SO I'M WORKING ON IT.
- WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TIME OFF?
- TRAVEL.
- [laughs] SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SO FAR?
- UM, I'VE BEEN A LOT OF PLACES.
LIKE, PARIS OR LONDON, AND MANY OTHERS.
- SO YOUR PASSPORT'S A LITTLE FULL?
A LITTLE FULL? - YEAH.
- I'VE GOT, LIKE, TWO STAMPS IN MY PASSPORT.
- [laughs] WHERE ARE THEY FROM?
- UH, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND THE BAHAMAS.
- YOU HAVE ONE STAMP. BAHAMAS DOESN'T COUNT.
- I HAD TO HAVE IT. - [laughs]
I WANT TO KEEP THINGS IN MIND.
I DON'T WANT TO FORGET WHAT SHE'S SAYING.
I'M TRYING NOT TO SCREW THIS UP.
- CAN I START YOU OFF WITH A COUPLE OF COLD DRINKS?
- SURE.
- I ACTUALLY WILL HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
- GREAT. - I'M GONNA FOLLOW HER LEAD.
- CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THE SAME?
- SHE SEEMS SMART. - GREAT. THANK YOU.
I THINK JOHN COULD BE TRAINED.
I THINK HE'S CURIOUS.
I THINK HE'S INTERESTED, BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW,
HE DOES NEED SOME WORK.
- IS THE FLAME SUPPOSED TO DIE?
- YEAH, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SET ON FIRE EITHER.
- I DON'T KNOW. OH, OKAY. - OH. WHOA. WAIT.
- ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST WAIT. WE'LL JUST WAIT.
- [laughs] - [laughs]
WE'LL JUST WAIT. - DO I STILL HAVE MY EYELASHES?
- YOU ALMOST HAD AN M.J. INCIDENT.
- I WAS LIKE, "WHOA, OKAY." THEY'RE STILL THERE.
OH, IT'S COOKED. OH. - THERE YOU GO.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BURN YOURSELF.
- YEAH. WAIT. NOW, I'M DROPPING IT IN.
THIS ISN'T EASY. - IT'S NOT EASY.
IT JUST WANTED TO GET ALL THE FLAVOR
THAT YOU WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
- CORRECT.
BUT NOW IT'S WELL-SOAKED AND I WILL HAVE A BITE.
- IT'S ACTUALLY PART OF THE FONDUE NOW.
IT'S FONDUE-LICIOUS. [laughs]
- FONDUE-FABULOUS. [laughs]
JOHN'S AN AWESOME GUY-- HAPPY, POSITIVE,
GREAT SMILE, GREAT HEIGHT, GREAT BODY.
AND THE FACT THAT I ALLOWED HIM TO OPEN UP
AND TO START SPEAKING, AND TO HEAR HIM OUT,
I REALLY DISCOVERED A GREAT PERSON.
BYE. TAKE CARE. - SEE YOU LATER.
- HI, TANEISH. HOW ARE YOU? - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GREAT.
- TODAY, I'M MEETING WITH TANEISH
TO SEE HOW HER REAL DATE WITH GEOBANNY WENT.
WHAT I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO DO
IS JUST TELL ME HOW THE DATE WENT.
- OH, I PLAYED VOLLEYBALL.
IT'S BEEN FOREVER, BUT I ENJOY VOLLEYBALL.
- WOW. UH-HUH.
- IT FELT LIKE--LIKE I WAS WITH A FRIEND, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY,
LIKE, HE WAS MY FRIEND FROM A LONG TIME AGO.
- OKAY. - SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YEAH.
- SO AS FAR AS THE MOMMY THING,
DID WE, LIKE, LAY LOW ON THAT?
- UH, HE ASKED ME TO HELP HIM OUT WITH HIS SUN BLOCK.
- OH.
- I WASN'T--I DIDN'T MIND 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT HE--
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MOMMY HIM TOO MUCH.
I THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE.
- SO DID YOU COME OFF CONDESCENDING OR,
LIKE, FULL OF YOURSELF?
I MEAN, DID YOU COME OFF,
DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU CAME OFF LIKE THAT?
- NO, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KIND OF, BASICALLY, LET MY HAIR DOWN THAT TIME.
I JUST GOT COMFORTABLE AND I WAS, LIKE,
"OH," YOU KNOW, LAUGHING AND JUST GOOFING OFF.
- SO BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I MUST ASK YOU THIS, TANEISH.
IS GEOBANNY SOMEONE
YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH AGAIN?
- UH...
- IS JOHN SOMEONE THAT YOU
WOULD REALLY BE INTERESTED IN DATING?
- BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I MUST ASK YOU THIS, TANEISH.
IS GEOBANNY SOMEONE
YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH AGAIN?
- UH...
TO THE GYM. - TO THE GYM?
- YES. - NOT ON A DATE?
NO? - NO.
EVEN THOUGH WE HAD A GREAT TIME TOGETHER,
GEOBANNY AND I ARE BETTER BEING FRIENDS.
THERE'S JUST NO CHEMISTRY. NO ROMANTIC SPARK.
- WELL, HERE'S THE THING. YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU.
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON YOU,
BECAUSE I KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE FOR TANEISH.
- I'VE LEARNED THAT I SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT MYSELF SO MUCH
BECAUSE IT COULD COME ACROSS THAT I'M FULL OF MYSELF.
WILL I EVER STOP MOMMYING SOMEONE?
I'LL TRY.
- PLEASURE, TANEISH.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
- I'M VERY PROUD OF TANEISH. I SEE THE EFFORT.
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WE HAVE A MATCH,
BUT AT LEAST WE DID MAKE SOME PROGRESS.
- THANK YOU. - OKAY, HONEY.
- BYE. - BYE. MWAH.
HI, PAULDINE. HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO.
I'M GREAT, AND YOURSELF?
- I'M DOING ABSOLUTELY GREAT.
NOW, I'M MEETING WITH PAULDINE
TO SEE IF SHE LEFT HER *** ATTITUDE AT HOME
DURING HER REAL DATE.
- GREAT CHOICE, REALLY. - I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.
DID YOU ASK QUESTIONS JUST TO GET AN IDEA
OF WHO THIS GUY IS?
- WELL, WE SPOKE ABOUT HIS BACKGROUND...
- OKAY.
- BECAUSE I WAS AVOIDING QUESTIONING TOO MUCH.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE KIND OF, LIKE,
THIS BARBARA WALTERS PERSON... - OKAY.
- SITTING THERE, ASKING HIM A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS
LIKE I DID THE LAST TIME.
- OKAY, SO YOU DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TRAVEL OR--?
- HE ASKED ME THAT QUESTION. I KEPT IT RELATIVELY BRIEF.
- GOOD. OKAY.
- I REALLY THINK HE'S A GREAT PERSON.
HE'S NICE. HE'S FUNNY.
- NOW, THE MAGIC QUESTION WILL BE,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE VERY HONEST WITH ME,
IS JOHN SOMEONE THAT YOU
WOULD REALLY BE INTERESTED IN DATING?
- FOR A RELATIONSHIP FOR RIGHT NOW,
I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S IT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO WE DIDN'T GET A LOVE CONNECTION.
- NO.
- WE DIDN'T GET THAT PERFECT MATCH.
THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S FINE.
BUT HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THIS PROCESS?
- OH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
I THINK MANY OF THE THINGS YOU TOLD ME
WERE EXTREMELY ACCURATE, WERE ON POINT.
IF YOU'RE STILL SINGLE,
THEN YOU'VE GOT TO, AT SOME POINT,
FIGURE OUT THAT MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE DOING WRONG
AND IT'S NOT THAT THERE'S A LACK OF OPTIONS OUT THERE.
I LEARNED YOU CAN'T REALLY JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
I REALLY NEED TO GIVE SOMEONE A CHANCE
AND THEN MAKE MY DECISION LATER, NOT JUST WRITE THEM OFF.
- LIKE I SAY, SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THE PERFECT MATCH,
BUT AT LEAST YOU LEARNED SOMETHING,
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
- YEAH. - IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
- LIKEWISE. LIKEWISE. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME, HONEY.
BOTH OF THESE LADIES HAD BAD ATTITUDES
THAT WAS STOPPING THEM FROM FINDING TRUE LOVE,
BUT I HELPED THEM TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT THEMSELVES
AND THE MISTAKES THEY WERE MAKING.
I TELL MY CLIENTS THAT SOMETIMES MATCHMAKING
IS MORE THAN MAKING A LOVE CONNECTION.
IT'S HELPING THEM UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES THEM TICK...
- BYE. TAKE CARE.
- AND GIVING THEM THE ROMANTIC TOOLS THEY'LL NEED
WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET MR. RIGHT.
IT'S THE BEST PART OF MY JOB.
TAKE CARE, SWEETIE. ALL RIGHT.
ON THE SEASON FINALE OF FIND ME MY MAN...
- MY DAD SET A BAR REALLY HIGH.
I NEED A NEW OUTFIT TO LOOK CUTE
IN MY BRAND-NEW CAR THAT YOU'RE GONNA BUY ME.
- IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT?
- I'M GONNA SAY THAT YOU'RE A DADDY'S GIRL.
- HE DOESN'T SAY NO.
- PERSONALITY IS A BIG THING. LIKE, I'M BIG ON PERSONALITY.
Y'ALL KNOW I GOT A BIG PERSONALITY, RIGHT?
[laughs] - SHH.
THAT IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TALKING.
- ME AND MY BEST FRIEND LIVE TOGETHER.
I'LL RUN IN HER ROOM NAKED AND JUMP ON HER.
- O.M.G.
- DO YOU LIVE WITH YOUR FAMILY NOW?
- YEAH. - HEY, GEESE.
- THIS IS MY DAD.
- DATES SHOULD NOT BE MEASURED UP TO YOUR DAD.
IT IS AN EXTREME TURN-OFF.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON FIND ME MY MAN,