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What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Crossfire.
CROSSFIEERR!
You'll get caught in the...
You'll get caught in the...
Nintendo.
Nin-ten-do.
No, it's more like...Nintendo-now you're playing with power.
You know that was Paul Rudd in that commercial?
Wait, wait...which one?
He's a teenager...
He's in the parking lot, and like, SCCHHHH
the lightning strikes the controller
the lightning strikes the controller
I'm totally going to watch that right now.
It's on youtube, I swear.
When I was a kid I had this corvette, er...
Barbie Corvette?
It was a Camaro, I never was...
lucky enough to get a power wheels...
I would have had a pink power wheels
I would have driven it-with pride.
Sure it wasn't a pink Corvette?
With Ken in it?
So, anyways...I had this like Camaro
like yellow, or maybe it was a corvette.
I don't know-not a good car guy.
I was so enamored with this toy that I
I was afraid to die and go to heaven
because what if God didn't let me bring that Camaro with me.
And I have no idea what happened to that camaro.
Cheap-Hoses-Every-Valve -Rattles-Oil-Leaks-Every-Time
What?!
What?!
Chevrolet, man...Don't you know that's what it stands for?
Oh, that's good.
Cheap-Hoses-Every-Valve-Rattles-Oil-Leaks-Every-Time
Wait a minute-where does the T come from?
Every Yime?
Every time
Every Time. Every Time is not one word.
Where's the T in Chevy? Is it Chevet?
Chevro-LETTT
Chevro-Ohhhhh!
Chevro-Ohhhhh!
Chevrolet.