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We perform this one in winter. When it's really, really cold. What I've figured is, that if I'll wait for it in Israel, I'll never get to perform this, right? So, why not I just perform this one today?
Oow, it's really really cold tonight!
I want to eat some soba noodles, but where is the store? Ah! I see it! Here's the store
I want to eat some hot noodles today
I want to eat some soba noodles, where is the store? Oh! I see it! Here's the store!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Hey, you come inside! What would you like?
Yeah, it's really cold tonight.. I would like a bowl of hot soba noodles, please. Yes sir, I'll be right there
Hahaha, thank you. You know, it's really cold today. When it's cold like this, I want something hot to warm myself from my stomach, you know?
Oh, yes Sir. I know what you mean, yes. I'll get it ready,just hold on a second. Ok. Thank you
Hhh, oh, hey! What's the name of this shop? Ha? What is it called? Oh, mister, it's called "Bingo"
"Bingo"? Aww, that's nice. You know, I'm going to a casino after, "Bingo" sounds like a good luck!
Oh! It is ready? Ok, give it to me, give it to me. Thank you
Aww! Ahh, smells good, smells good! Oh, the soup..you must cleaned the fish with brush.. I can tell, I can tell. Soba is my favourite food, I can tell what kind of brush you used
Aww! Look at this! You provide new chopsticks! That's good! You know, these days, other noodle shops provide old, dirty chopsticks. They're no good! You're a good man!
Ok. That's gpod. The noodles..noodles are very important. You know, some other shops provide really soft noodles - they're not good.
Noodles should be nice and firm. Mh-mh-mh..that's good! Mh, mh, mh, mh - it's delicious!
Mh, aww! It's a fishcake! It's a real fishcake! This time other noodles shops use spongecake instead. That's not good, that's not what do experts!
Ahh, this is a nice fishcake. Um, mh-mh - it's a real one! Mh, great, mh
Mh, mh - delicious! Mh, the soup is nice too, mh! Ahhh! Thank you very much! So, how much is it? Oh, it's 16 yen
16 yen, ha? Let's see, small change..ahh, it's really small. Can you give me your hand and count with me?
Oh, ofcourse! Yes! Ok, ready? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..What time is it? It's nine. And 10,11,12,13,14,15,16! Goodbye!
He has left the store. But there another man was watching the whole thing.. Ahh..That's a really good trick! Mmm, I want to do the exact same thing tomorrow night!
So he gathered small change, put it to his sleeve and went to look for a soba noodles shop next day..
Where is this noodle shop? Where is it? Oh! There we go..Hahaha, it's a poor noodle man haha
Excuse me! Excuse me! I want one bowl of hot soba noodles, please! Oh, yes Sir! Please, sit down
Hahaha! Exactly..Oh! It's really cold tonight, isn't it? But..it is quite warm today..
Aww, yeah, that's..that's true, ha..Ok, now it's a little bit bad..what did he say? Oh! The name of the shop! Yeah!
Hey, excuse me! Um, what's the name of the shop, huh?Huh? Oh, it's called "Dongo"
"Dongo"? Ah, it should be something like "Bingo"! "Dongo".."Dongo".."Dongo"..
I was going to go to the casino after that, but with your name "Don't go"..it's really sounds like no good luck, ahh..
Hey, is the noodles ready? Ok, ok. Give it to me, give it to me.. Chopsticks..I have to make a compliment
Ugrhuh..Noodle man, these days other noodle shops provide all dirty chopsticks, they're not good! You see, your chopsticks are..Dirty!!!
These are really wet! Did you wash them? Really? Sure? Oh, that's ok..I will swipe them here..That's not a problem
That is not a big problem, it's ok..Rghuhm.The noodles. Yes, the noodles are very important..should be nice and firm, how come others do it just soft..They're not good..
Mh-mh-mh-mh - it's really soft.. I can't feel anything, it melts in my mouth..and it's so hard to pick up with these chopsticks!
Really soggy, it's overdone..That's not important, let's try the soup..Doesn't smell like anything, but now..let's try it..since i have come..
Salty!!! Did you use fish brush? No? Just salt and soy souce? Aww, that's awful! I can't taste anything, just the salt! It is awful!!!
It's a..Hey, did you put a fishcake in here? Yes?! Yes? But..I've been looking for it, I can't find it!
You sure you put a fishcake in..ohh, here, I found it.. It's so thin, it's stuck to the bowl. It's so thin, that I can see your face through it!
Oh, that's ok, that's ok..after all it's a fishcake. You know, sometimes other noodle shops use spongecake, and it's not good..
Mh, mh, mh, mh, mh - it's a real spongecake! That's ok, that's ok..that's not important anyway..The noodles are awful! The soup is salty!!! I'm done with this!
So, how much is it? Oh, it's 16 yen. 16 yen?! It's actually the only part that's the same..
But that's ok, that's ok..I have small change..hahaha..Is that ok? Can you give your hand? Oh, sure, ofcourse..I appreciate small change!
Hhh, ok. Get your hands ready! You're ready to get paid, you poor noodleman? Hahaha! What's so funny? You're so strange! Ahh, don't worry about it!
Don't worry..get your hands ready..Ok? Ready? Count with me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..What time is it? It's five. Ok! 6,7,8,9...and he has lost 3 yen!