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Thanks for watching Dan's Spin, and I'll see you again... next month? ... Hello?
What are you talking about?
They're where?... umph!
We got 'em.
Well then wake him up...
What... where am I?
So we meet again...
We've met before?
**SMACK**
Don't play dumb with me... you may have stopped us before, but you won't stop us this time.
Oh, that was you guys?
**SMACK**
Okay... yeah... about that... it was nothing personal, I was just trying to promote the Latin Mass.
Yeah and now thanks to you and Pope Benedict the Moto Proprio is spreading Latin Mass everywhere!
But that's okay because it all ends soon and you won't stop us this time.
**SMACK**
Again with the hitting?
**Phone rings**
Here, I'll take that...
**Phone Rings**
Hello?
Hey Mike, it's Christine... sorry to be calling you so early but... have you heard from Dan recently? He's not answering his phone.
Yeah, I've been trying to call him all day. I was supposed to help him move is TV...
It's not like him to not answer his phone...
Do you think something bad has happened to him?
I'm sure he's fine. He probably dropped his phone in the lake or something...
Well he hasn't changed his status on Facebook either...
And I just got this weird text message... it said... they've taken him?
They've taken him? Who's it from?
I don't know? I tried calling the strange number back, but it's been disconnected?
That's so weird...
You're right that is weird...
I'll tell you what... in the morning we'll go down to his place and see if he's alright.
That's a great idea... I'm going there now!
What? Now? I'm sleeping...
That's okay... I'll go by myself.
No wait... I'll meet you there. Just give me a minute.
...Okay... bye.
**Phone Rings**
Aw... come on guys!
You won't be needing that anymore!
Well I will when I get outta here!
You just don't get it do you? Do I have to speak Latin to you?
You're not going anywhere!
I dunno, can you say that in Latin?
I'm getting tired of this guy, will you just smack him!
**SMACK**
You don't even understand Latin... none of you Tradie's do!
That's why the Latin Mass is so stupid, stupid!
Actually we understand more than you think!
No you don't stupid... that was a stupid answer, stupid!
I HATE THE LATIN MASS AND ALL YOUR STUPID TRADITIONS...
AND THE ALTAR FACING THE WRONG WAY...
AND WOMEN WEARING VEILS AND...
UGH! GREGORIAN CHANT!
**Music plays**
You know Gregorian Chant is the most beautiful form of praising God.
It's melodies arouse the heart just enough to contemplate and savor the meaning of the words.
Yet the meaning is not smothered with the music.
THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
As for the altar facing the other way...
Well, let's just say you were riding a bus... you wouldn't want the bus driver facing you now would you?
The priest is offering the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass to God...
Therefore it's a good idea for him to be facing the tabernacle.
HE SAID SHUT UP!
Hey boss, we gotta leave.
Seminarians start their prayers in just two hours.
Then let's go... I've heard enough of this crap!
You stay here and make sure he doesn't move...
And if he does...
...then you know what to do.
**Rain and thunder**
Well, this will be a day to remember.
Oh, I forgot to tell him the meaning behind why the women wear veils...
Just one more thing that doesn't make sense...