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Hey Guys! Hi, we're back! It's been a while...
Eh, maybe about a week. With Christmas around the corner, I'm sure most if you haven't
done your shopping.
But, no need to fret, we're here with a Christmas miracle!
We're gonna show you how to, um... Make your presents.
Or bake your presents. Precisely. They say the easiest way to someone's heart is through
their stomach but I think that's a little too
intrusive. So let's put stuff in their mouths!
So we're going to show you how to make a variety of amazing
presents with sugar cookies! And all you need are
basically food coloring, candy, and creativity!
...and flour and sugar and cakes and...
Sure! We'll be linking you to
basically the recipe I used to make these cookies and
from there just let your imagination fly. Here are some examples of what you too
can make!
You can do a classic Santa Claus cookie
which is great for, I mean, everyone. With a little bit of a burn
for flavor. Yes. Or you can, you know, give a little variety to that.
You can do a dead Santa by suffocation.
It's appropriate. It's very cold out there and
he would freeze anyway, so frozen or suffocated. Frozen or suffocated.
You can also go zombie Santa. This is a favorite among
everyone. This is a favorite among the dead.
Who doesn't love zombies!? Since Santa breaks into your house every year
anyways, he meant it will be terrifying. Because he kind of is when you really
think about it
and most people are afraid of Santa anyway, why not give them more of a reason to
fear the guy.
With blood. And green. And death.
Alright. You took it home there.
I get straight to the point. You can make yourself some red and green mustache cookies.
I mustache you a question. I...
My mustache makes it look like I have a runny nose all the time.
My mustache makes me look like I have a swollen nose! They're multi-purposed!
Wow! I almost don't want to eat it cause it makes me think of boogers.
Well this could also double as like a Mario and Luigi
mustache kit. "It's-a me! Luigi!"
I don't know that he says that. He does. Well if he did
then... He said it. Alright, well... This one's my favorite!
Since sometimes people wish for a white Christmas
why not give them what they want and more with an abominable snowman cookie.
I mean, it kinda speaks for itself really.
This a good gift for children. This is a good gift for your grandmother.
Imagine her face when she receives a plateful of abominable snowman cookies.
It'll be like this. You could give some Santa hats to your favorite Ho Ho Ho's.
Like me. All three of-- oh. You can make yourself
stocking cookies and look you can even make little balls that lint to go with
them
What!? Uh-oh! It's caving in!
This is inappropriate. So we didn't want to forget about our friends out in Hawaii. We made...
awww
So we made a palm tree. Yaaay! It kinda took a bad turn some somewhere and I apologize.
We kinda baked it around the edge of the pan
and... it went a little ***. Yeah... it just didn't.
Viliamu didn't get what he wanted this Christmas.
He's sad... but also, he's hungry!
For anyone who didn't get what they wanted
You can make yourself a burning Christmas tree. It helps if you also burn
the cookie.
We never said we are Martha Stewart. Mostly because we haven't been to jail.
Shipping around Christmas time is really slow; we all know it.
If you're sending your cookies to somebody on the other side of the
country
just make them look like they're moldy, a little bit, and then if they take too
long nobody will know the difference
just tell them you're sending them moldy Christmas cookies. Well those are just a few
suggestions on what you can do this holiday season.
Uh, with... I mean, not that much money.
Get creative. Mhmm! Don't get violent if you don't want to,
it's totally optional. So go ahead and make your own cookies send them to us
tell us which ones you like to ours, if you like any of them, and also
remember coconut palm trees don't turn out
like coconut palm trees. If you like the video give us a thumbs up
and, uh... subscribe! We make videos every Monday except for last Monday.
Because I'm busy and.. I'm sorry. We dropped the balls!
But not often! I didn't mean, like...
balls. I meant, like... we both have a ball that we both dropped.
Bye, guys! Happy baking!