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>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
>> SUNFLOWER MUSTARD.
>> YOU DID THIS WITHOUT
ASKING ME.
>> THINK I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH
BABY BLUE CLOUDS?
>> THIS LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
>> DON'T WORRY.
IT'LL ALL COME TOGETHER
ONCE I ADD THE WALL-TO-WALL
CARPETING.
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL DO, OKAY?
WE'RE GOING TO DRAW A LINE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOCKER.
THAT WAY, YOU'LL HAVE A SECTION
AND I'LL HAVE A SECTION.
>> HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
>> YOU'LL GET THE TOP HALF,
I GET THE BOTTOM HALF.
>> WHOA, NO, NO.
I GET THE BOTTOM HALF...
>> SARAH, YOU CAN'T JUST GO
AROUND DOING PEOPLE'S HOMEWORK
WITHOUT ASKING THEM!
>> I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
>> WELL, DON'T EVER
DO THAT AGAIN.
>> HEY, MORGIE, CONGRATS!
YOU GOT AN"A+"IN ADVANCED
CALCULUS.
>> THEN, ON THE OTHER HAND...
>> COOL!
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL WRONG
IN SO MANY WAYS.
ANYWAYS, I'VE GOT MORE HOMEWORK
TO DO, SO...
>> I COULD DO IT FOR YOU.
>> SARAH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THIS.
>> OH, YEAH?
I HAVE AN"A+"THAT SAYS I CAN.
>> OKAY, MAYBE I COULD USE
A LITTLE BREAK.
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> BUT THEN WAIT, THERE'S LUNCH
WITH TANYA, AND THERE'S
REHEARSAL WITH ROGER...
>> DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND
THOUGHT.
JUST RELAX.
>> RELAX?
I DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW.
>> HERE.@@
YOU CAN DO MY SPARKLY GIRL
STICKERS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO MATCH
THE RIGHT SPARKLY GIRL
WITH THE RIGHT SONG.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS
IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR TIME.
THIS IS SO SILLY, THIS IS--
OH, LOOK, THIS ONE'S SHINY!
>> HELLO, FELLOW PRISONEW@
THIS IS THE ENVIRONMENT SHOW.
I'M SARAH LEIGH, FILLING IN
FOR MY BIG SISTER MORGAN.
NOW, ABOUT ENDANGERED SPECIES...
WELL, THE DOLPHINS SHOULD BE
SAVED, BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO
CUTE, BUT IF RHINOS DIE OFF,
THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE THEY'RE
REALLY GROSS-LOOKING.
AND THE BALD EAGLE IS ANOTHER
SPECIES THAT SHOULD BE SAVED
FROM EXTINCTION... OR, AT LEAST,
WE SHOULD RAISE ENOUGH MONEY
TO GET THEM ALL HAIR
TRANSPLANTS.
>> LET'S SEE.
HMM, I'LL PUT...
SPARKLY SPARKLE HERE,
AND THEN I'LL PUT...
OH, I'LL PUT STINKY SPARKLE
HERE, 'CAUSE IT'S PURPLE...
(giggling)
AND I'LL PUT THIS ONE HERE,
AND PUT THIS ONE HERE.
>> HI, TANYA.
>> HEY, SARAH.
NOT HAVING THE FRIES TODAY?
>> NAH, FRIES ARE FOR KIDS.
I'M HAVING A WAHLBERG SALAD.
>> DORF.
>> HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING
A DORF?
>> NO, IT'S A WALDORF SALAD,
NOT WAHLBERG.
>> OH, I KNEW THAT!
>> ACTUALLY, SARAH, MAYBE YOU
SHOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A PRIVATE TALK
WITH YOUR SISTER.
>> YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
SEE, SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT,
SO I'M JUST GOING TO FILL IN
FOR HER.
>> FILL IN?
>> YEAH, SHE'S BEEN REALLY
STRESSED LATELY, SO I'M JUST
GOING TO TAKE OVER HER LIFE
FOR A WHILE, AND SHE CAN RELAX.
SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT
TO TELL ME?
>> (laughing)
YEAH, WELL...
YOU SEE, I REALLY WANTED
TO TALK TO JUST MORGAN.
>> YOU COULD JUST PRETEND
I'M HER.
>> THAT'S NICE OF YOU, SARAH,
BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S JUST TOO WEIRD.
>> IT'S 'CAUSE YOU THINK
I'M A BABY, ISN'T IT?
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, THERE'S THIS GUY I LIKE,
JOSH BRANSON, BUT HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW I EXIST.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ABOUT IT.
>> WELL, THIS IS REALLY EASY.
YOU GOT TO GET HIM
TO NOTICE YOU.
>> OKAY...
>> TRY PUNCHING HIM IN
THE SHOULDER!
>> WHAT?
>> OR YOU COULD KICK HIM
IN THE SHIN, BUT THAT MIGHT BE
MOVING A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY.
>> OKAY.
>> AND IF HE REALLY LIKES YOU,
HE'LL PROBABLY PULL YOUR HAIR
AND RUN AWAY.
>> OKAY, SARAH, I DON'T THINK
THAT JOSH IS THE PULLING-HAIR
KIND OF GUY.
>> HE ISN'T?
WHAT IS HE LIKE?
>> WELL, HE'S TALL, HE'S GOT
CURLY BROWN HAIR, AND THE
CUTEST--
>> OKAY, SOUNDS LIKE A TOTAL
LOSER.
FORGET ABOUT HIM.
I KNOW THE PERFECT GUY FOR YOU.
I COULD SET YOU UP ON
A BLIND DATE!
>> NO, NO, NO.
BLIND DATE?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, NO.
>> WHY?
YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
>> WELL, IT'S...
YOU KNOW, I...
OH, OKAY, OKAY!
>> AND THEN, MORGAN, HE WANTED
TO INSTALL CENTRAL AIR
CONDITIONING.
CENTRAL AIR!
AND HE WANTED ME TO PAY FOR IT!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> BLAIRE, YOU REALLY SHOULD
JUST CHILL OUT, OKAY?
>> OH, SWEET SHIRLEY, LET US
SEAL OUR LOVE ANON.
COME, LET ME TASTE THINE
BEAUTEOUS LIPS WITH A KISS!
OH, SORRY!
DOESN'T SMELL BETTER AT ALL.
BETTER.
OH, WHERE IS SHE?
I CAN'T WAIT TO KISS MOR--
(gasp)
SARAH?
>>ES, I WILL BE TAKING OVER
MORGAN'S ROLE IN THE PLAY.
>> WHAT?
BUT.. WHAT HAPPENED TO MORGAN?
>> WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT MORGAN?
COME ON, TIME'S A-WASTIN'.
ACT II, SCENE 6:
ROMEO AND SHIRLEY SIT
BY THE FIREPLACE.
ROMEO, ROMEO, HATH THOU COME
HITHER TO AT LAST CONFESS
THINE UNDYING LOVE FOR ME?
>> YES, 'TIS TRUE, MY LOVE!
>> ROGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OVER THERE?
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
BY THE FIREPLACE.
>> THE FIRE'S GETTING A LITTLE
TOO HOT FOR ME.
>> OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
HATH THOU COME HITHER
TO AT LAST CONFESS THINE
UNDYING LOVE FOR ME?
>> UH, WELL...
>> IT'S YOUR LINE.
>> AH, YES, OF COURSE.
YES...
'TIS TRUE, MY LOVE.
WEATHER COULD...
A THOUSAND TEMPESTS...
JUST SO I MIGHT BE CLOSE
ENOUGH TO...
TO GAZE UPON YOUR FACE
ONCE MORE!
>> OH, ROMEO, THOU DOTH MOVE
AT A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY A PACE.
>> OH, BUT SURELY, SHIRLEY...
>> OH, GOSH, THIS IS
TAKING LONG.
WHERE'S THE KISS ALREADY?
AH, HERE IT IS.
ROMEO, METHINKEST THOU HAST
SPOKEN ENOUGH.
>> HUH?
OH, UM...
>> WELL?
>> COME... UM, MY SWEET.
LET ME TASTE THINE BEAUTEOUS
LIPS WITH A...
WITH A HANDSHAKE!
PUT 'ER THERE.
>> THAT'S NOT THE LINE!
QUIT STALLING AND PUCKER UP,
BIG BOY.
>> (scream)
>> KISS ME, KISS ME!@@
KISS ME!
KISS ME!
OH, KISS ME!
>> SORRY, I'LL LEAVE YOU
AND THE CABINET ALONE.
>> (humming)
♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE THE SPARKLE GIRLS
♪ SPARKLE GIRLS
♪ WE'RE STEREOPHONIC
♪ WE'RE SUPERSONIC
♪ AND WE'RE
- UH, UH!
♪ GETTIN' IT ON
♪ I'M CHRISSY
♪ I'M MISSY
♪ I'M SASSY
♪ I'M BRASSY
♪ I'M RALPH
♪♪ I SAID I'M CHRISSY
♪♪ I'M MISSY
♪ I'M SASSY
♪ I'M BRASSY
♪ I'M RALPH
♪♪ AND WE'RE THE SPARKLE GIRLS
♪ SPARKLE GIRLS
♪♪ WE'RE THE SPARKLE GIRLS
♪ SPARKLE GIRLS...