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I'm Ritzy Carlton
I guess you could say I never had a normal life Ha. Normal
what is normal? it sure 'aint walking downstairs to find your dad has shaved the word
Fat into your family dog just to send the guy next-door a message the kids on the block
loved father. he used to hand out a can of coca-cola
and a packet mento's mints to anyone that walk by The greedy kids that ate them up too fast
Boom. Their little fat faces sliding down the window
father never cared much for greedy children. Said they'd be sleeping with the fishes
The must have cut that scene out of free willy there was a family feud when I was a boy
I remember my father looking down at me and saying, are you talking to me?
are you talking to me are you talking to me? And I was talking to him
That's when we realized pa' had gone mad I ran away from home
At the age of 7 The man from the barbershop took me under his wing.
he was wearing a big bird costume at the time
he said 'say hello to my little friend'
and that was the first time I met a midget.
just like a normal human being. Just half the size
Wow. I have a touch of OCD
so I used to work at the barbershop sweeping the floor I used to steal ten
dollars a week from the til
it was an organized crime. it was from there I knew my fate, I went to join
the Indian mafia our leader papa-don
they say you upset mafia
you wake up to find a horse's head your bed. if you married an ugly woman
it is your fault not ours a horse's head
we would never decapitate Camilla Parker-Bowls
Che Pettchero - Goodnight