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Welcome! This week's game is Southpark
Southpark the stick of Truth.
Yes stick of truth.
It can hit you hard.
The stick of truth
can beat you up.
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What was the game?
Southpark
Yeah South park
Southpark?
Southpark is a long-running animation
Almost finished their 17th year.
Very good. Very good.
Which season are we on? We're about to finish 2nd.
Yeah about to.
Hope we'll do 3rd
What don't we have that Southpark has?
We have pluses.
Yeah sitting over there.
Don't make me show the pluses.
OK keep them.
Let's talk about the game.
As you can see we have a chicken with ***.
8 ***.
If you want, enable the subtitles.
There are lots of funny stuff.
Enabled.
Scary!
Cartman telling us about the past.
With his own style. That doesn't exist of course.
And this is stick of truth.
Who is this?
The Grand Wizard. Grand Wizard?
Stick of truth’s gone. They took it.
So what does it do?
Where can you stick it?
It's nothing like happiness stick. It's stick of truth.
I don't know where you stick it tho.
Why this kid is looking for it?
The one who controls the stick, controls the universe.
I see. It's true.
Here we'll create our character.
Skin color.
There is a different one here. It's called spray tan.
Solarium effect.
Let's don't use it.
Let's choose this one.
Then the style.
There are lots of websites that you
can create Southpark characters.
And here you can do that in this very game.
Can we find Orhan's hair?
How was Orhan's hair?
Little bit sketchy.
Emo?
Can't you see? Look!
This is good! This is Orhan.
OK that's good.
Hair is perfect!
We need to find Orange T-shirt.
I will find it.
I can choose the color.
Let's take this
and paint to orange.
Excellent! Pants are good also.
Chubby version of me.
Your kid version Orhan.
Make-up section.
Mud
İzzet Yıldızhan mole
One over there maybe
Not İzzet Yıldızhan He's İzzet Altınmeşe
Let's skip makeup.
Maybe we can put something under the eyes.
It's good. Do it.
No glasses. I don't want glasses.
No Make-up.
I mean beard and mustache
Maybe they were in the beginning.
Kids don't have mustaches.
Yeah kids don't have them.
Here is the intro.
Winter, cold
What are they using for heating? Gas?
Central heating.
Central heating?
Nice.
Whole town using one heating system.
They are moving in.
What's it saying?
Tell me.
We're glad to move in here.
They are new in town.
They are just moving in.
Our boy can make good friends here they say.
I'm that kid.
We'll start soon.
They say, let's see what he is doing.
Why do they jumping around?
What a bad animation it is right?
Yeah, what kind of life is that?
Jump during your whole life. Until when?
It's me!
Why did you move in here? Do you remember? They say.
How the hell could I know? You said let's go and we came.
They always asked to kids last.
They are asking after they move in anyway.
Go outside and play son.
Why would I? What are you gonna do?
We've just arrive? And why do I leave?
They will do it for the first time.
They'll tidy the house.
We've got our first mission.
The new kid in town.
What are we gonna do?
Go around a bit.
There is a mice hole!
Tom & Jerry.
They moved into a house with mice.
Haven't you checked it before moving in?
We are the pied piper of the house.
The game is so much like the show.
It's in the family.
Everyone is jumping!
It's genetic I guess.
The whole town is like that.
They are jumping around.
The game's graphics and gameplay is great.
As far as I know while they were creating the game
Some people in the company saw it and said
They released a new episode?
They thought it was the show.
Why don't we have a game?
We need to have a game also.
There is one actually.
It doesn't count. Not on the phone.
Like this game, on consoles.
Unfortunately it doesn't exist.
But don't make us jump around like this.
I get tired so easily.
Walk like human beings.
Like a kangaroo.
Actually there is a game.
Let's give some signals.
There will be good things.
Where should we give the signal?
Towards Çamlıca.
Nice. Çamlıca is good.
In here
We can interact with almost anything.
We can go around an collets some stuff
like money or baseball cards.
There will be some different things also. Kinda ridiculous.
Funny things.
After we go around in our room,
we can go out.
Here is toy chest, we can put anything in it.
Extra stuff
Something like a storage for us.
We can run around also, as you can see.
We're not running, we're jumping.
Exactly.
We got out of the room, now let's see the house.
It's locked.
Toilet is here.
There are some funny things we can do here.
Let's pick up these first.
There is money in the toilet. Interesting.
Just in case. We always put money in the toilet anyway.
Yeah you're right. *** is 50, poo is 100
We took some stuff from there.
The funny thing is we can
poo in here.
By tapping the button.
Orhan is surprised now.
Even he wasn't expecting this much.
I wasn't.
I don't do it like that tho.
Can we do like that also?
Don't you do it by tapping A?
No I don't!
I tap whatever I get my hands on.
Well let's have a shower also,
Having a shower with that smell is disgusting as you know.
Having a shower with clothes...
Orhan does that.
Childhood of Orhan.
Why didn't you use shampoo?
No towel?
There is no towel Orhan.
We are trying to get pneumonia.
There is a towel there. Dry your hair.
Now with the bin, with the towel.
I can't get it.
I can't reach it. I'm just a little boy.
Anyway let's go.
Wait! I need to poo again.
Oh my!
What?
We can take this too.
Don't take it! Just close it. Should we take it?
Let's take it.
What's that?
Don't ask.
Why did you even take that?
We got it.
Why?! I don't know!
We can't poo now.
Let's go out then.
We took it because of you.
You haven't flush also? Don't you flush after it normally?
I generally take it back.
Take it back?
Take it and throw it to people.
What do you do with it?
I generally flush like a normal person.
You don't say!
Now we are at home.
Let's go to the kitchen and
see what our mom is up to? Mom what are you doing?
You got into the kitchen with those hands.
Hey, they told you to go out.
They said it nicely.
Go and get some fresh air.
Mom! I'm hungry!
You don't hit your mom!
Let's gather the stuff here and go out.
We took all the money in the house.
Let's go out.
We can't open the fridge.
What is our dad doing?
He's preparing.
With a phone?
What kind of preparation is that?
Is that a phone? I thought he was taking of the clothes.
Dad is upset with us.
What did I tell you? Go and play.
He is right to that.
He kicked us out.
We are out now. The neighborhood.
It's winter and I'm wearing a t-shirt.
It's definitely me!
Exactly!
In here there is a screen like
a Facebook page.
Here we can access everything.
Inventory, Quests, Map, friend list.
We can take a look at our quests.
What's the first quest? Go outside and find some kids.
It's say us to make some friends.
Let's meet some people then.
If you look at the map,
It's pretty big
Producers created the map for the game
writers Trey Parker and Matt Stone
sat and draw this map.
When they started to show they didn't know
which house is where and they do it
for 17 years.
For the game they needed a map
so they created it.
And this is it.
Now we know where to go
thanks to Southpark's map.
We'll use it all the time.
Of course! We need to know what is where right?
They should have come up with this earlier.
and here Orhan's house.
That
That red house.
It's nice.
Level is 0
Relationship status single.
You are single already.
Of course I am.
And money is 7.44$
Since we are new in town, it's OK.
He is single, he couldn't find a girl.
We can go in to garage.
In here we meet our first friend.
Butters
There is an elf.
Yes, there is an elf and Butters
He asks for help from us.
We'll do it.
Break up the fight.
This is Turn Based RPG
When we are in battle we do one move per turn.
In where?
In battle.
You pick your moves one by one.
Either you or the other person do the first move.
Then you choose different moves from the list.
Can't we do it at the same time?
No we can't.
This is RPG.
It's ***.
We saved Butters
and he says follow me.
Now we're going with Butters.
What are we gonna do?
He'll take us to Cartman. He is the chief of the place.
Southpark's chief.
Here he is.
He is bullshitting really well. Not like you tho.
I never ***!
But he is not as witty as you are.
Now we'll go to the place where Cartman and his friends hang out
To the castle.
We can turn of the TV.
It looks like my cat.
There is only a cat in the stables.
My favorite is Kenny.
But not in the game.
They made them princess.
And everyone is fighting for him.
There was an episode like that.
Everyone loves Kenny the princess. Kinda pervert situation.
Humanity is in great danger, we took you n our castle.
Here we will write the name.
You entered ***, correct?
Of course not! I wrote Orhan.
It says do you want to keep the name.
Yes I do!
No we don't! Your name is Orhan come on!
Cartman made his choice.
We'll be called as ***.
Now we'll choose class.
Even though it looks like an ordinary RPG class selection,
That jew selection is something else.
Fighter,
We'll never be friends said Cartman.
He dressed like a total Jewish.
It's like a mage right?
Not total Jew.
Yes half wizard, half jew.
Ridiculous!
It's kinda racist I guess,
Is this game played in specific countries?
Don't they sell it worldwide?
Why do you upset other people?
There was a problem tho,
In Germany and Austria the game was released late
and the reason was not the Jew thins but swastika.
As you know
This is forbidden in Germany and Austria.
It's like Orhan's WW2 memories.
There is a law in Germany.
You cannot release anything with swastika.
So it had to be deleted and it was delayed.
Beside that the jew thing didn't cause any problem.
For 17 years Cartman says jew jew jew all the time.
So it means Jewish.
Yes it does.
Abbreviation for Jewish.
We don't have any problem with Jewish people. We are not racist or anything.
Let's choose fighter.
Orhan is a fighter person.
Sure.
What was the name?
***.
***.
Let's go.
I am ***! Yey!
People would react differently if you said it in USA.
Do we want to hear gossips for 2$?
No we don't.
But let's do it.
Why?
To see it.
Let's see.
Well he said not to spend our money for vain.
Never pay for gossip he said.
I told you.
2$ are gone.
We don't have much money anyway.
And how can you sell gossip? What is that?
Paparazzi don't sell gossips?
Yeah right! You are a smart kid.
They even sell gossip.
Let's buy a sword.
We can buy only one.
There is no alternative.
Hey I have some gossip. Wanna buy?
How much?
We can deal.
You can give me
well...
Chips? No I don't want chips! How can I eat them?
He says chips!
You can give me some thread.
Thread? Yeah!
Is there any thread?
I want thread!
You can bring it later.
We can deal now, you can bring the good later.
OK we can do that.
Director warns us.
Don't gossip he says.
Here some thread!
Regie brought some thread.
Yeah regie gave us thread.
Thank you so much.
You got your thread.
Yeah.
Cover the brand.
Brand is thread.
Thread brand thread.
We got our first weapon.
Let equip it.
Got it.
There are some slots here
Helmet for the head
Body slot
Hand slot
Facial hair. But we don't have one.
Make up for the eyes.
War paints.
We look like Rüştü Rençber.
We have goalkeeper gloves also.
Hair.
Nope!
It didn't work well.
We can sell these.
Baseball cards and some other junks
so we can buy some other things instead.
We can sell them in some specific places to specific people
to specific people.
Here are consumables
health potions,
We can eat chips for health.
I'm gaining health right now.
*** nugget...
We can throw it to the enemies.
To the head
Yes and it makes them puke.
We should use it.
He said amuse me.
What?
Amuse. We'll see a fight here.
We'll understand the fight system.
Like a training.
What's he saying?
He says it's ridiculous.
but we have to do it in anyway he says.
Because it was like that in middle ages.
How?
Turn based.
One move me. One move them.
We choose our attacks.
Then we choose the person.
There is only one.
If we do it in time...
This called as quick time event, new trend.
pressing right button at the right time to get the perfect result.
There are lots of game like that.
This is a different attack.
Different from A
Perfect!
What?
There is something called PP
Pee pee?
Not pee pee. PP.
Pee pee
So what happens when you spell it?
Same thing?
Cartman also makes fun of it.
People will watch this don't have weird conversations!
What's pee pee?
Clyde asks the same question.
He says I call it so it's PP!
Only Cartman know what it is.
What is PP?
Don't make me show it!
We know it! We've seen it before.
Here PP is mana.
The more PP you have...
Of course it is!
The bigger you have the more powerful you are!
You've been eating for hours!
Give some to that poor guy also!
This PP is
the same as mana in other RPGs.
Health point is HP Mana point is MP and here it's call PP.
We use our special moves with it.
Let me show.
No PP no special moves.
You can see how much PP it consumes also.
Almost half of it.
Hitting with baseball bat.
We throw it and we hit it.
How do we gain PP? by eating
collecting some stuff that give PP.
Yeah mostly eating things.
By the way
if you eat too much there is a chance that you get diarrhea.
With right timing I smashed the bat.
You smash it into the pieces.
Kid is angry now, you need to protect yourself.
That's it.
Isn't he my friend? Why do we fight now?
It's for Cartman.
He told us to fight.
I guess My dad and mom is good done by now. I should go home.
Enough with the fighting.
Exactly!
He gets beaten up just for his mom and dad can get laid.
Now we can finish.
You made him cry!
So bad.
He deserved it!
And these are the elves want to get the stick.
Which stick?
Stick of truth!
We won't give it!
It's ours!
There is a battle. Now we will save everyone.
We will fight with them.
They used shield!
What?
Shield
I mean
Shield
like this
You hold it like this for protection.
I thought you were talking about fish!
It would be awesome if we had some.
It's not the season tho.
We should wait little bit more.
I ate fish yesterday night tho.
Well...
You were talking about engines, what's the engine of this game?
There is no specific engine for this game.
How? How is it running then?
By pushing!
It's 2D
It's based on the show so
they have just developed a software.
The thing is
THQ was supposed to release it
in 2013 but it was released in 2014.
THQ was bankrupt.
They are no more.
Ubisoft said come to us we can do it
and Ubisoft took the game
and they released the game this year.
And now we are playing.
It's on the shelves since 4th of March.
We can play this game on Xbox 360 PS3 and PC.
So Ubisoft handled the money issues.
Yes it did.
Nice!
Who handle our money issues?
You found a sponsor right? What do they send you?
I got nothing! Everything is sent to you?
We waited for PS4
I think they didn't hear or
they act like they didn't hear.
But they gave us
Komoney.
What do we do with Komoney
We can go to kopazar.com
we can buy CD-keys and
in-game currencies for online games.
Yes in game money for online games.
Yes they have all of them.
We bought CD-keys and game moneys that we want.
We got bunch of games.
We will play them soon.
And some other nice thing is
they gave us some game money to
give away to our viewers.
If you answer our questions,
You can win komoney
and use them in online games.
And for that you need to follow us on twitter.
People who answer the questions on twitter
there is no exact number yet,
will win the prize and they will use it as they wish.
Is it good Orhan?
Very good? Do they give food?
Some soup or something warm. Game money doesn't work for me.
We should tell kopazar to give some food.
Might be chickpea or peas...
Yes, yes! There is no good food on our set also.
you always bring kebab!
I know yes!
It's difficult right?
Yes, the conditions are tough!
Then I will write proper food for the next episode
as you scenarist.
Homemade cook? What do you want?
Ok bring me some homemade cook! I'm hungry.
There is Justin Bieber thing also
Beliebers are in the game.
Remember a girl in İstanbul said
He didn't even say hello
and he said Turkish girls ugly and smell bad.
And you still listen to him.
Don't listen to this kid.
If he says such things. Don't listen.
This week we tried to show Southpark.
We did what we could. Hope you like it.
Please continue to watch us. We'll be here next week.
Take care.