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Asalaamu Alaikum, we’re going to a event.
Turn left, then turn left. That’s not a woman, that’s the sat nav.
So the event is gonna be for the youth and because we’re still young,
We’re still participating. Am I looking handsome? As always.
There you go, you heard it, he said it camera now, so you can’t take it back yeah?
This is a guy standing at the bus stop, he doesn’t look very happy does he? No.
He should come with us to the lecture. Zain shall we ask him?
He’s driven off now. So what do you expect to learn from today’s lecture?
InshaAllah something to increase or recharge a part of my imaan,
so even if you take one thing from today then inshaAllah we have benefited,
so may Allah make it a successful event for them and for us. Taqbeer! Allahu Akbar.
Come on do it properly, I have to cut that bit out now. Taqbeer! Allahu Akbar.
Are you doing this on purpose? Taqbeer! Allahu Akbar. It’s quieter than last time.
But yeah mashaAllah some wise words.
We’re going to recharge our imaan definitely environment is very, very important.
Now let’s get to the main issue: How do you spell BOB backwards?
B.O.B. That took surprisingly long. Keep right. This woman is very annoying.
I’ll turn her off in a second. Yeah, you should get into a habit of turning women off.
That’s a talent. No ones mastered it yet though. The thing about these events,
its better to attend these events rather than watch them online because when you’re online
you’re sitting there in your pyjamas and you’re scratching and you’re yawning or whatever.
But when you’re in an event (I don’t know about you but) when I’m sitting there,
its like even to move, I don’t even like moving because the guy behind me,
I don’t want the guy behind me to go cherurghhh, what an idiot!
Stop moving I cant see.
Planet kebab! I thought we were on planet earth, well maybe that explains why theres so much chaos, isn’t it?
We’re going to a lecture, we’re going to a lecture.
There’s a person, there’s another person, there’s a group of persons known as peoples.
Drinking water standing up. Astaghfirullah. What is this? Again the sunnah!
We cuss Pakistan, yeah look, traffic cone on top of a buss stop, just in case the flying people have to stop.
Mowla yasli wa salim daa iman aabadun, alaa habee
Do the hum in the background man, I’ve given you one job to do.
After 200 yards bear left.
Bear! There’s a bear on the left again. Ahhh, why does she keep doing this?
Hello everybody, we’re going to a lecture.
Bear left. There’s another one. No theres not, theres a tree.
Ohhh look at that. Heeeey, smile to jannah, hes going to be out raced by what,
Toyota corolla vs the Ferrari. Traffic lights go, go, go, we’re beating the Ferrari.
You see this, this is how we role, the Ferrari in the background and Toyota in the front.
After beating the Ferrari, mashaAllah he’s taking a little rest.
Look at the sweat, let me just wipe the sweat off.
We will meet you guys afterwards for what we’ve learnt from this pleasant occasion.
You have reached your destination. We have reached our destination.
A big testament to the driver, despite my best efforts of distracting him, he still got us here safely.
Guess what? Alhumdulilah we just finished the 6 hour lecture, mashaAllah back with the sat nav woman.
Alhumdulilah, very, very nice lectures. Some people are going for their Saturday night fever.
Saturday night fever if we translate into urdu is: Mangal de raat da bukhaar.
MashaAllah we learnt a lot. Let me just tell you two quotes which stood out for me.
1) Try your best, and Allah will do the rest.
That was a nice quote, there was another one.
2) Today is yesterdays tomorrow.
Ohhh, that’s exactly it, Imam Ghazali’s quote: Today is yesterdays tomorrow.
Ohhh what a quote!
Bear left. Theres a bear on the left. Lets hope there is now, where is this bear? Ahhh.
When you approach someone there’s 3 steps, so you remember which they were?
Oh yeah. Intention.
What you’re saying has to be correct. The method has to be correct.
And the intention has to be correct. When you’re advising someone.
Do something funny, pick your nose or something.
I like that see, you see the sacrifice he’s giving for this channel to make you guys laugh.
Another good thing is, you get to see scholars interacting with each other which you don’t see at normal bayaans.
Who you looking at? You’re looking at me?
Give him some words of fear. Say something to him.
He’s not listening, look.
You guys want to come to England. Look at this. Its Saturday night. What time is it?
It’s 11:21pm and subhanaAllah look at this queue.
Playstation 4 hasn’t come out, they’re going to be pubbing and clubbing, raving and shaving.
Giving way to other cars is. SubhanAllah look at him. They appreciate it.
Allahu Akbar kabeera. Good etiquette.
Cars going past and he’s saying: (punjabi) Hurry up and get lost.
Imaan is topped up, we’re buzzing, recharged.
MashaAllah its good to take time out from your busy schedules to hang around with the pious,
to meet the pious, sometimes even if you don’t even get something from the bayaan,
even to be in the company of the scholar,
just to look at their face is sometimes is enough to boost your imaan.
Am I right or am I right? Yep.
Asalaamu Alaikum warahmatullahi wabara kaatuh
Wa alykumusalaam warahmatullahi wabara kaatuh
I wasn’t saying it to you, I was saying it to the viewers.
Its fard to reply so.
Im going to sort you out after I switch this off now.
Im just joking im not going to sort him out.
Smile to Jannah.