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>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I STAND BEFORE YOU TONIGHT SURROUNDED BY AMERICAN FLAGS,
SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I AM NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND
HAVE ZERO CHANCE OF BEING ELECTED ANYTHING!
BUT ARE WE GOING TO LET THAT STOP MEH.
ISABEL JUARREN-TINEZ?
SI, SE PUEDE!
FROM PICKING A VICE PRESIDENT?
NO!
THAT'S RIGHT TONIGHT, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE JULIE WAINWRIGHT, MY
VICE PRESIDENT RUNNING MATE.
YOU'RE MY ROCK.
THANK YOU.
AND WHILE I'M PRETENDING I'VE GOT A SHOT, I'M PROUD TO
ANNOUNCE MENOMINEE FOR THE SUPREME COURT IS SUPREME COURT
STARTING GUARD FOR YOUR CHICAGO BULLS, MR. MICHAEL JORDAN.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
M.J. WISHES HE COULD BE HERE BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NEVER MET
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHILE I'M AT IT, MY SECRETARY OF STATE'S GOING TO BE HARRY POTTER
AND THE REST OF MY CABINET IS GOING TO BE THE REMAINING
BEATLES AND PLEASE RISE FOR OUR NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM, JOHNNIE,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!