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I can't believe Ollie fired us because we set the restaurant on fire!
I'm sorry. It's just, like, so lamely ironic.
I'm never getting a new computer now! Oh, that sobered me up.
Someone filmed the whole thing from the audience and posted it,
so now Bladezz is even more Internet famous.
And if possible... more irritating.
This is a good life lesson:
"Never try anything new or you will fail."
What else is going on... Oh yeah, Vork is marrying Zaboo's mom.
I'm laughing, because it sounds so crazy! I think I'm hysterical. Heh.
Codex, please, talk to him! I can't become related to Vork!
If this happens, I'm gonna replace all my organs with clockwork,
and then sell myself to a steampunk museum!
Hey! Hey, hey! Stop it, stop! OK, calm down.
- Vork, you do not wanna do this! - Of course I don't.
The very thought of marrying this woman makes my prostate throb.
Fiancée Vork, the ASPCA has come and taken all your birds.
- Their sound is quite distracting. - I understand.
Mentally, I'm in hospice, waiting to die. Numb, so numb.
So just tell her you changed your mind!
A verbal offer of marriage is a contractual obligation!
Herman Holden's word is his honor! HIS HONOR, by Jupiter!!!
Codex, stop trying to ruin all my fun. I am SO deep into wedding planning now!
Horses ovaries for everyone, nom nom nom!
Don't you mean hors d'oeuvres?
Sure, we can have those too.
Wait, wait... So you're planning it?!
Didn't you skip your own sister's wedding?
Zaboo's mom is letting me be a bridesmaid, NOT a matron.
Plus, we're having it at my house, so the commute is super easy!
Give it some time, Vork will come to his senses...
So, 7 PM tomorrow, I'm drafting the cyber-vite now...
Tomorrow?! What? Are you kidding me?
Wiggly's ordained, there's no need to delay!
Oh, it sounds real-er now! Dry heave'd.
Eew!
I'll get it.
If that's a subpoena from Ollie, do not take it!
I'm too delicate for jail time.
Vork, stop this insanity!
From a practical standpoint, this situation does have its advantages.
She's already set the precedent for paying for meals.
I think a carefully worded pre-nuptial agreement
...could establish acceptable living parameters. How do you spell "saliva"?
What is that?
How much do you think an ice sculpture of Vork's game character
and Avinashi in a Sari would cost?
Clara, we sold twelve shirts yesterday, but we still have tons of stock left!
- So, what's our next step? - Business talk is so fun!
Lemme do one: "We must strategize to monetize." How fancy do I sound?!
This isn't a game! We're supposed to be making money, but we're not doing that!
- That's OK. I'm done now. - WHAT?! With what?
I think I should focus on being pregnant.
I have to work in-game, and...
the kids like to hang out with me some, so that's a lot!
But we have seven thousand shirts left!
Well, we can just put them in the wedding gift bags.
OK, remember to bring your mom's garter belt to the reception!
And you are... webcam'd!
I can't believe you bought me a new computer.
I should make you send it back.
No guilt, it's legitimately yours.
I paid for it by eBaying that painting of you and Fawkes.
Are you kidding? Who would buy that thing?
An author, Yelena Caress, for her new romance novel, "As His Kilt Rises"!
I read all her stuff!
I'll probably buy that one in e-book, though.
You know, it was really tough just becoming, like, just your friend,
but I think our relationship has been successfully ret-conned!
Uh... What is this? "Litmus Test".
- "Kind, funny, smells good... gamer..." - That's nothing!
You are right, we have come a long way!
I mean, not that a physical object can really transform... I'm not shallow...
You are a really good friend! OK, I'm logging on for the first time!
- I'm so excited! - [Girly voice] Oh, I am too!
Guildies, I'd like to focus your attention on something very important.
More important than you marrying my mom?!
I have earned a half a million gold,
and I'm about to purchase the Knights of Good Guild Hall.
Woot! Thanks for waiting for us to log back on!
Vork! How did you get that much money in such little time? HAXX!
Innovation, my friends. I am a titan of industry!
A financial wizard! So very rich!
But you've made everything so expensive in-game,
nobody can afford anything anymore!
There has been a touch of inflation,
but I expect the market to self-adjust within six months.
Business words aren't fun when YOU say them!
Everyone, gather to me...
And behold the glory that is the Knights of Good Deluxe Guild Hall!
- It kinda looks like a prison. - You're welcome.
OK, now that we have it, what do we do with it?
We gather in it, son.
Did he call me "SON"?
This keyboard is so responsive!
- I came back. - You left?
I just wanted to say that... I like doing business with you,
hanging out was fun, and... I'd like to keep working together.
Please?
Oh my gosh! Did you just use the P-word?!
- Yes! You're a stupid influence! - Awww...
Zaboo?
OK, this quiet calm thing you're doing right now, this is...
This is freaking me out.
- Codex, stop the wedding. - OK...
You have to stop the wedding!
Don't worry, I will do this!
Nothing can get in the way of true friendship,
if you're determined, and truth is on your side!
I thought if I said it with determination,
something would come to me.
This is the Nightmare level. Just CTRL-ALT-DELETE me.
Unfortunately, my new paternal role
will require us to spend more quality time with each other.
I am not looking forward to
enjoying this sporting object in an outdoor setting with you.
Bladezz! What the...?
Oh, the devil's here. That makes sense.
Sorry I'm late. Been busy with fan maintenance, baby.
Live chats, vlogging. The job of being me is 24/7 now.
Uhh... The bride is ready for the... Uh, yeah.
Please be seated.
[Wedding march on violin]
What is this?
I made your character just like you, except taller!
We are gathered here today...
We can't hear you!
Sorry. I didn't push the uh...
We are gathered here today
to join these two... video game characters in cyber matrimony.
This is very... confusing.
Yeah... Yeah, it is.