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Hey, are you a police officer? Yea.
Oh, me too. I'm just- BAM
I know I really am. I'm just, I'm just, a DIRTY COP! POW! AH! Ah, help! HELP! HELP! Cops! Help COPS!
Gas.
And now your eyes just rolled back to your head.
Just kidding.
HeeHee!
Where am I?
Your in your prison bed!
Oo!
Ow! My arm!
Uh...
This one's dead.
Oo, another cop.
Hello, sir. I'm a civilian.
Who are you?
I'm a sergeant.
Hey, see that dead guy? There's a dead guy over there? Is that one of your men?
What happened to him, do you know what happened?
Yes, a man whose bald as me, but he had hair right here.
It's a mohawk right? It was a purple-ish and he had sunglasses.
He had armor right here, and pants
Right here
And then he
Brutally murdered him to death.
And he shot him in the head.
And do I LOOK LIKE I'M BALD?! No. Exactly! I don't have a mohawk do I? See, do I have
any straight hair? See!
Do you guys see this!
I don't have a mohawk.
Look,
what's this? Is this, is this stolen loot?
Well-Since you know who killed
him,
Your a witness. We'll have to take you in. But sir, I'm going to BAM!
OWWWW!
You sergeant, you think it was me? Huh! OWWWW!
Did you think it was me?
NO!
Huh?! No! Too bad it was me.
Pow, uh... Hmm...
Who is it now, a major?! Hello, I'm the leader
of the police department.
You mean the general? Oh wait, is the general in the army?
Yeah, of course! I, uh, I was just OMG! Are those two your
men?!
Omg, what happened to them? One's a sergeant and one's a rookie.
Uh... the sergeant killed the rookie, and the
and the sergeant killed himself after that.
See how the bullets in their heads?
Yeah? Yeah!And it was-Yes but, why would the sergeant kill the rookie?
Maybe he went homicidal?
Why?
Why would he do that? How am I supposed to know?! Are you lying to me, boy?! No!
He's one of my best ones! He's one of my best sergeants! AH! I'm running! This is my home! Get outta of here!
But I still have to question you. Ok, you can come in. AHHH! NO! AHHHH!!!!
Looks like another dead.
Who are you, another one?!
Uuh-huh!
Wait, another what? Are you another one of those police officers or are you just a civilian? I'm another
police officer. What, how are you a police officer? Where's your uniform? I think
your lying to me.
Uh-huh.
Are you a civilian? Uh-huh.
I knew it. Aw, dude! Check out this
new video game!
Battlefield, uh, 1942 made by EA Games and rated Teen! Whoa!! Where did you get? HUH? Where, where did I get
this?! Yeah!
Got it at GameStop, no dur! Oh check out this puzzle! It's about cats and dogs!
I don't like cats and dogs.
Then why do you have it?!
Um.....Oh yeah that's right, it's my home.
Oh, check out this!
It's a bird pen! Yeah....
Hey cool! What's this? (His death was cool)
I killed him.
What is it now?! Stop following me! Can't you see it it a regular old pen?
Who are you?
A sergeant in the army. Really?
No...
Your not?! The who are you? A Marine?
Yeah
A Marine!
5-star general
I think that's in the army.
Maybe I'm lying. Then what's your name?
I'm a dirty cop! BAM! I'm not even a cop
at all. BAM! I'm not even a cop!
Well, dirty cops
are evil. Do they, do they
kill anybody?!
No, I think they kill cops. Well, dirty cops are dirty and they are
pee in their pants and poop in their
pants.
So you can't be one, there's no yellow or brown.
Or green.
Ok, ok, ok!
Your a 5-star general, I got it!
Wait, why do you have a camera?
Oh yeah, it's my camera. I was recording 'cause like,
saying
every important thing just in case the President of the United-POW! OW!
Aw! Now you see this camera?
See this camera? See this camera?
Yes.
It's actually a spy camera. ***. OW! NO!
POW! ***! OW! ***! Lights Out!
What is it now?! I had, like, a million guests!
Well, technically if I had been counting, if I look back at this video at least 6 or 7.
So who are you?
A civilian? Yea.
Ok, come to my house and we'll have some fun.
AHHHH! AH! Stop killing ME!
NO!
What are you doing? No, police officer!
What happened to this man on the floor?
Uh...He died. He, uh, had a heart attack.
He had a heart attack! We have to take him into the hospital! Come on. Come on.
He's got blood stains on him.
Because someone stabbed him and he had a heart attack.
So let me take you. Here.
Uh...
CPR! Roll on your
back.
Are you still breathing?
Let me check your pulse. No! Uh! Ah! Uh! Ah!
Are you ok, sir?
Aw...Better?
Or your worse? Yeah...
Ok, uh,
Get up, I need to take you to the hospital.
Are you sure you don't need more air? Uh, no, I'm fine.
Ok, here's the hospital. Here's the stretcher.
Let me call 9-1-1.
Let me find my phone.
And also you can play
with this pen.
Try on yourself. See if you cam draw on yourself.
Oh, cool!
I'll draw on my face.
OWWW!!!!!
That's a pen, you idiot. Not a death pen.
Get up.
Ok, I found my phone. Get up.
9-1-1. Ok. Beep-Boop.
Ok, here, they should be.
Come one, lay down.
Lay down on the strecher
Ow!
Uh!
Don't worry, it's nothing bright. It's just a dart.
What?
Yeah, that was my commander-in-chief. He said we had to go.
We're reporting back
to a special meeting.
To be continued.
Just kidding!
You ok, man?
OMG!
You're all bleeding.
Oh yeah, that's right. Do you remember anything? No.
Do you know who I am? No. I'm like your friend. I'm the one who saved you.
Remember now? Uh...No. Then you'll remember this.
Oo, oo.
Do you remember now? Yes.
I knew it!
The dance always works!
Now do you remember? Yeah.
Do you remember this? BAM! Ow!
Come here.
He would not remember this. BAM! Ow!
Hmmm... This is actually good.
Oh!
No!
My, my weapon!
uh...
uh...
Oh, fistfight vs that, let's go! Let's go!
Oh!
Oh!
Slap! Slap! Slap!
Now I have this.
Do you want it?
Yes
Tug of war
Ow! My balls. Yes!
No, it's not yours, it's mine.
It's mine! Thank you. Pow! Ow! OW! OW!
Ow! My arm!
You ok, sonny?
No. Get up. I'm your best friend. You remember me?
No.
I'm your best friend. Remember this?
Get up.
Do you remember now? I'm your best friend.
No.
Yes you do.
My name is Justin Chen.
Yeah?
Oh.
You mean that oh. I'm his twin brother.
Have you heard of the name Jonathan Chen? Yeah?
Oh. I remember you. Do you remember
me? Yeah.
Yeah I remember
now. Yeah remember the times we were making YouTube videos, like this. Yeah-Ow!
Agent 47.