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Hello person I've probably never met before in my life!
Don't click off this yet, because I really do want to show you what I'm all about...
Don't worry, it will be short, sweet, and interesting
Why haven't you clicked off yet?
I thought for sure you'd pause the video, or leave, or... something...
Okay then, well I guess I'll just
continue with the trailer, uhm...
Give me just a second, I gotta find the... the thing...
Where'd you go?!
Hello and welcome to "realMachinimaWarfare"!
I'm here to tell you all about the channel, what we upload, how, and when.
First off, I love games!
I like to play Call of Duty: Ghosts, Halo 4
Team Fortress 2, Happywheels, and other amazing games.
And I, do pretty good at them too...
Psst! Don't listen to this guy!
He's crazy, don't listen to him! He SUCKS at playing games!
What are you doing here? Get out! Go, shoo!
Get out of here! Go, jeez!
One second...
Okay, now that... that guys gone... Uhm.
I upload videos weekly.
I will upload them... always, there will always be a Sunday video.
I also upload on Saturdays, Fridays, and sometimes on Mondays.
Uhm, I commonly upload gameplays, but they can also be variants of this.
Such as montages, showcases, or other things like that.
Lastly, I take time to make my videos.
Of course I may occassionaly scramble to get a video for you, and might upload later than I would have liked to.
But I still upload on the days that I say I will.
And I always make sure you're entertained by my content
And that's all! Click the red subscribe button now
if you're ready to recieve weekly gameplays, and other great videos
Now it uh...
Says on my script that I'm supposed to explode into
millions of pieces revealing a red subscribe button
behind the uhm, fading smoke and debris uh...
but... you know I kinda think that's too violent for
some audiences, so I'll just leap off screen exposing
a red subscribe button.
Thank-you for watching to the end of this video
and be sure to click the red subscribe button...
Now!
Crash, ***.
Okay, let's go. Let's do this guys. We got this.
We got this in the bag, we got this in the bag.
We so, no no No NO! We yuh *Incomprehensable*
Uh, what are you still doing here?
The trailer is over.
BYE