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COMING UP ON "HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO"...
[ LAUGHS ]
SUGAR BEAR!
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE MY SHUGIE HOME.
POW! POW! POW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA,
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!
AND WINGS.
GOLLY! IS THAT YOUR FEET I SMELL?
WHOO!
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ FARTS ]
YOU!
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
[ BABBLING ]
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
ALANA!
[ SCRAPING ]
Alana: I WISH I COULD VISIT SUGAR BEAR IN THE HOSPITAL,
BUT THE HOSPITAL DON'T LET LITTLE CHILDREN IN,
WHICH IS STUPID!
AAH!
AAH!
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THIS PLACE IS ***-AND-SPAN
FOR MAMA AND SUGAR BEAR TO COME HOME.
[ GRUNTING ]
ARTICHOKIE.
WHEW.
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, NOT THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
HUH.
June: SUGAR BEAR IS OUT OF I.C.U.,
BUT HIS PANCREAS IS STILL VERY MUCH INFLAMED.
AND WITH HIM BEING A DIABETIC,
IT'S NOT REALLY GOOD.
IT COULD ALSO BE FATAL.
SHUGIE BEAR.
UNH.
SUGAR BEAR'S BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL
FOR MORE THAN A WEEK NOW.
I'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OF MY TIME HERE WITH HIM,
BUT HOPEFULLY HE CAN BE RELEASED IN A FEW DAYS.
YOU STINK.
SHUGIE.
YOU KNOW, IT IS VERY EMOTIONAL FOR EVERYBODY INVOLVED --
ME, THE KIDS.
I'M PHYSICALLY DRAINED AND EXHAUSTED.
PHEW.
[ FARTS ]
[ CHICKEN CLUCKS ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SQUEALS ]
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
PUMPKIN!
YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT THIS BRIDAL SHOWER?
ANYTHING ELSE?
MEATBALLS.
BUFFET, YEAH. BUFFET.
OOH.
DAMN.
HOPEFULLY WHEN SUGAR BEAR GETS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL,
THIS BRIDAL SHOWER WILL HELP MAMA CALM DOWN,
'CAUSE SHE NEEDS A LITTLE CELEBRATION OR SOMETHING.
I THINK SUGAR BEAR'S DEFINITELY READY TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HE'S BEEN HERE ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW.
WE JUST GOT THE GOOD NEWS FROM THE DOCTOR
THAT SUGAR BEAR IS HEALTHY ENOUGH TO COME HOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
LIFE IS TOO SHORT, AND WHEN AN EMERGENCY HAPPENS,
YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH A PERSON REALLY CARES TO YOU.
I MEAN, I DO LOVE SUGAR BEAR,
AND I'M JUST RELIEVED THAT HE'S DOING BETTER.
June: LET'S GO!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA! NOT MUCH!
GET OFF! MOVE!
SHUGIE'S HOME!
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
June: SUGAR BEAR IS STILL VERY WEAK
AND HE'S STILL IN SOME PAIN,
BUT THEY SAID HE'D PROBABLY BE IN PAIN
FOR THE NEXT, LIKE, TWO TO THREE WEEKS.
COME ON, SUGAR BEAR!
SHUGIE!
SHUGIE!
I'M UP.
I MISSED YOU!
SHUGIE NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
BECAUSE ANY PLACE THAT DOES NOT LET CHILDREN IN
IS NOT OKAY WITH ME.
I KNOW.
POW! POW! POW!
WE CAN DO THAT.
ONE, TWO, THREE. I DECLARE A THUMB WAR.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE MY SHUGIE HOME.
I DECLARE A THUMB WAR.
[ SNEEZES ]
AW, HELL, NO!
NEXT.
June: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TRY --
[ BELCHES ]
NOW THAT SUGAR BEAR'S BACK HOME,
I CAN CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY.
THERE'S A LOT TO DO AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE GIRLS ARE GONNA WEAR,
SO WE'RE GOING DRESS SHOPPING, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT, TODAY.
YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
THAT ONE IS LIKE A PRINCESS.
THE GIRLS ACTUALLY PICKED OUT A GOOD VARIETY OF DRESSES,
AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO
SEEING WHAT THEY ACTUALLY PICKED OUT.
COME ON, JESSICA!
UGH.
UGH.
Anna: IT'S TOO BIG.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT.
PUMPKIN.
OH, MY GOD!
June: THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I'D SEEN PUMPKIN IN A DRESS,
AND SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED PRETTY GOOD IN IT.
GOLLY! IS THAT YOUR FEET I SMELL?
Jessica: YOUR FEET STINK.
I MEAN, YOUR FEET, LIKE -- OH, MY GOD.
[ FARTS ]
OH, MY GOD!
PUMPKIN!
YOUR BUTT'S HANGING OUT THE BACK!
I MEAN, LOOK -- HELLO!
HELLO!
IT'S NOT AGE APPROPRIATE. NEXT.
DEFINITELY NEXT.
[ GASPS ]
WHOO!
WHOO!
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LOOK GOOD IN ALL DRESSES.
Jessica: [ GASPS ] OH, THAT'S PRETTY!
OH, NOW THIS ONE'S PRETTY.
I LIKE THIS ONE. THAT'S CUTE.
THAT'S LIKE A PAGEANT DRESS.
June: I DO THINK IT'S GONNA BE HARD
FOR THE GIRLS TO AGREE ON A STYLE,
BECAUSE EACH ONE HAS THEIR OWN INDIVIDUALITY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Woman: LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S GORGEOUS.
I LIKE THE COLOR.
I THINK THE BEST PART ABOUT THE CEREMONY
BESIDES MAMA AND SUGAR BEAR GETTING HITCHED
IS SEEING JESSICA AND PUMPKIN IN A DRESS.
THEY'RE NEVER IN A DRESS.
June: I LIKE THAT ONE. I LIKE THAT ONE.
Jessica: PRETTY FOR YOU.
WHEE!
I THINK I LOOK REALLY PRETTY IN A DRESS.
Jessica: THAT'S PRETTY.
THAT'S PRETTY.
I LIKE IT 'CAUSE OF THE COLOR.
AND HOW LOOSE IT IS.
THE PERSON WHO LOOKED BEST IN A DRESS
WOULD HAVE TO BE ANNA,
BECAUSE, FOR ONE, ANNA IS VERY SKINNY
AND SHE FITS IN ANY TYPE OF DRESS.
AFTER TRYING ON TONS OF DRESSES,
THE GIRLS DECIDED ON A PINK DRESS
WITH A BLUE CRAPPY THING ON THE SIDE OF IT.
SO, LET'S GO. COME ON.
BRIDESMAID DRESS SHOPPING WAS PRETTY FUN.
I'M GLAD THAT WE WAS ABLE TO
CROSS ONE MORE DAMN THING OFF MY LIST.
[ BABBLING ]
NO, NO.
June: SUGAR BEAR.
[ SNORING ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
STOP, NOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ] I GOT YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S HARD -- THAT'S HARD WORK, AIN'T IT?
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN THIS TIME.
HURRY UP, SMOOCHIE!
AAH!
WHAT?
ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY?
A LITTLE BIT.
IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US.
YEAH, I KNOW.
THROWS OUT FLOWERS.
MM-HMM. THROW ANOTHER ONE.
[ BABBLING ]
NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Lauryn: CHICKEN.
[ STEPS CREAKING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
All: [ Chanting ] JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE! JUNE!
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA,
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!
AND WINGS.
THREE? THERE YOU GO.
NORMALLY BRIDAL SHOWERS ARE ONLY FOR WOMEN,
BUT MY SISTER BROUGHT HER NEW BOYFRIEND, JOSE,
TO COME MEET EVERYBODY.
TO MEET -- MEET THE FAMILY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEING HERE WITH ALL THESE WOMEN?
WHOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOOD. AWW. THAT'S SO SWEET.
I CAN'T BELIEVE JUNE AND MIKE HAVE WAITED THIS LONG
TO DO THE COMMITMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT MARRIED, BUT I'LL JUST SAY --
I DON'T KNOW IF MY ADVICE WOULD BE GOOD.
BUT I JUST SAY NEVER GO TO BED MAD.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
RUN!
YOU KNOW, IN THE END,
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S GONNA GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
SHE MIGHT -- SHE MIGHT RUN.
REALLY. SHE REALLY MIGHT RUN.
'CAUSE SHE KIND OF WAS LIKE SAYING
SHE WOULDN'T EVER GET MARRIED.
AND NOW, YOU KNOW --
BUT SHE CALLED IT A COMMITMENT THING,
SO IT'S NOT REALLY MARRYING, RIGHT?
SHE'S GONNA RUN. SHE'S GONNA RUN.
I KNOW SHE'S GONNA RUN. SHE'S GONNA RUN.
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THAT SITUATION -- I'M GONNA CRY.
BUT, UM...
UM...
THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. I'M DONE.
THANK Y'ALL.
FOR JUNE TO BREAK DOWN IS VERY OUT OF HER CHARACTER.
IT'S NOT NORMAL FOR HER. SHE HOLDS IT IN.
SHE NORMALLY DOESN'T LET IT OUT.
IT WAS NICE TO SEE THAT.
June: I REALLY HAVE TO COMMEND MY KIDS.
THEY THREW A GREAT BRIDAL SHOWER.
I COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING ANY BETTER.