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SYLVESTER: Monte Carlo...
...playground of the rich and famous.
And the sight of another mystifying mystery
I single-handedly solved.
In this casino, the rich and famous are about to
get a brand new toy.
A solid platinum roulette wheel.
Mesdames and Messieurs, the unveiling of the one of a kind--
Ah! None of a kind.
The wheel has been stolen.
We must call the world's greatest detective.
-Hey, lady. -Ha-ha-ha!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
GUARD: Monsieur, help us.
I am much too busy to find your silly wheel, you know.
Don't you carry a spare? Au revoir.
Art unspools before me.
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
The world's greatest detective is busy.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
Granny's never too busy to solve a crime.
But I came here to drive the Grand Prix.
CHORUS [SINGING]: Whenever there's a crime or trouble
That no one can solve at all it seems
That's when they come And on the double
Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries
It might be day or night Whenever
Conditions are right for them to flee
Somehow it all still fits together
Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries
If there's a full moon An old house with rotten stairs
[SINGING] Just look around you
[SINGING] Chances are we'll be there
Some day I'll eat that darn canary
And then I'll be happy, yes sirree
But Hector thinks you should be wary
CHORUS: Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries
The chase goes on with each new mission
With backdrops a-plenty globally
And through it all they're in contention
Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries
Pardon, madame.
Deliveries go in the rear.
Ha-ha-ha. Oh, such a dry wit.
I'm Granny, here for the Grand Prix.
But first, I must investigate something in the casino.
SYLVESTER: Sylvester the super sleuth was on the case.
Ah, ah, ah. I don't care if you're Princess Di.
We have a dress code, n'est-ce-pas?
Oh, flibberty-gibbert.
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
But what about les animaux?
GRANNY: Voilá.
Le gasp!
[GRUNTS]
Welcome, your highness.
SYLVESTER: Yes, sir. Something just didn't smell right.
[CROWD YELLING]
Who was that?
That was Sheik Tusheik.
Hurry. I've got to find that wheel.
[GRUNTING]
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, Sylvester. Come out of there.
[SNIFFS]
Oh, land sakes.
No more jack mackerel for you.
If madame would be so kind...
...as to keep her paws off my good-luck mascot, Pitu Le Pew.
And who are you? Lawrence of Arabia?
I am the high rolling, fabulously wealthy
Sheik Tusheik.
I planned to add the wheel to my collection.
But now, it is missing.
I didn't know the wheel was for sale.
It's not.
Ooh. I better help Granny find that roulette wheel...
...before the Grand Prix starts.
[SLOT MACHINE RINGING]
[LAUGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Jackpot!
[SLOT MACHINE RINGING]
Ooh. You hit the pussycat pot in birdseed.
Ha!
DEALER: Dealer plays.
You got to know when to bluff and when you played enough.
I'm too upset to play.
I wanted that wheel.
It would be a perfect match for the platinum keno card...
...I picked up in Laughlin.
[SNIFFING]
[GRUNTING]
Dogs find me compelling, no?
SYLVESTER: As you can see, my associates were clueless.
SILAS: The birds are all mine.
I have three payments left on these birds.
They're coming with me.
Uh-oh. It looks like I stumbled into a divorce court.
You can't leave.
Where will you go? What will you do?
I'm going back to my old job as a rocket scientist.
Can't we discuss this during intermission?
I owe it to my public.
[SNORING]
Sorry. I made up my mind.
The odds were against me.
SYLVESTER: At this moment, I did what any self-respecting sleuth would do.
[GROWLING]
[CRASH]
I ran like the dickens.
[SYLVESTER YOWLING, HECTOR BARKING]
Where will I ever find someone to fill her sequins?
SYLVESTER: Then I donned my disguise.
Yes.
The show will go on.
Ooh. Silk looks flattering on ***.
SILAS: Well, don't go, birdie.
It's magic time.
[SCREAMS, CHUCKLES]
[HECTOR GROWLING]
Whoops. ***'s in the ***-o-matic.
SYLVESTER: I was boxed in...
...but I still had a case to solve.
[SAW BUZZING]
SYLVESTER: Things were bad.
Voilá.
SYLVESTER: I pulled myself together and got back to sleuthing.
Hmph.
[LAUGHING]
The day before the Grand Prix...
...and I've gotta find some exotic roulette wheel.
Oh, why do these things always happen to me?
[SPITS]
why do the French put so much onion in their food?
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-Who's there? -It's me. The maid.
SYLVESTER: Another suspect on the scene.
Come to turn down your bed.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hello?
SYLVESTER: And so the case took another interesting turn.
And another and another and another.
Oh. Oh, this case just has my head spinning.
Stop the bed, I want to get off.
How do these French get any sleep?
No wonder they write such depressing novels.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[GUARD SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
GUARD: This is the police.
Sorry, madame...
...but an anonymous tip informed us
you have the platinum roulette wheel.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Oh? Then qu'est que c'est this?
[GASPS]
I must get out of here and clear my name.
For the second half of my show...
...the volcanic hat trick.
Mm, mm.
Mesquite-smoked canary.
Hmm. Le poof is a dud.
Come to papa, you pip-squeak.
Yipe! A combustible fusillade.
[SYLVESTER YELPING]
***'s hot tonight.
[SYLVESTER YELPING]
[YAWNS]
[YELPING]
Ah! Le gasp!
My dream goddess.
What can I say?
Pepé Le Pew is my fourth cousin.
It runs in the family.
Puppy want a chew bone?
All you have to do is bring the sheik good luck.
He wins, you get a bone.
Get it?
SYLVESTER: Meanwhile, I returned to the box for more clues.
Yeesh! That was close.
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
Yuck!
Oh, playing hard to get.
I like that in a woman.
Do you mind?
How dare you perforate my pincushion of love.
En garde!
SILAS: It's never too late to pursue a career...
...in the fast-growing field of asbestos removal.
I know a little place where we can be alone.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, I am love's captive, non?
SYLVESTER: I was being followed.
Granny was being framed.
Suffering succotash.
They don't build them like they used to.
Oh. Here's the problem.
Goodness, for something unique...
...these platinum roulette wheels are everywhere.
[ENGINE STARTS]
I knew we should've rented a Yugo.
[SIREN WAILS]
Lucky for you I know CPR, yes?
Oh. At least I've met my deductible.
Can you put this baby back together in time for the race?
There's a shiny quarter in it for you.
Uh, you got yourself a deal.
SYLVESTER: Aha. The race, the platinum wheel.
Perhaps there was a connection.
[SIREN WAILS]
Madame Granny, we meet again.
First, you run away, then you steal the wheel back
from the police.
It's a frame up.
Oh, sure. That's what everyone says
who steals a platinum roulette wheel.
One has to get up pretty early to get away
from the palace guard.
[LAUGHS]
SYLVESTER: Obviously, it was all up to me.
Ooh. Granny and me are jailbirds on the lam.
But then again, so was I.
[YELLS]
Oh, it's bad luck to see one's bride before the ceremony.
But my lips cannot wait one second more.
Mine can.
PITU: Wait. We're in the tower suite.
[SYLVESTER YELLING]
Return to me, my goddess.
Like I have a choice.
[ENGINES REVVING]
Come on, Tweety, the race is starting.
Excuse me, could you solve a crime for me?
I'm really overbooked this episode.
SYLVESTER: I told you there was a connection.
[ENGINE STARTS]
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
But I'm supposed to go fast.
Police business.
I always wanted to say that.
Oh, don't fear l'amour, my petunia.
I love hanging around with you.
[YELLING]
Do you find this love business has its ups and downs?
[YELLING]
-Oof! -Spread out, ***.
-I'm Granny's copilot. -Aah!
[GRUNTING]
[CARS APPROACHING]
[THUD]
Pussycat road pizza.
[PITU KISSING]
[SYLVESTER SCREAMS]
[YELLING]
-Unh! -Ooh.
Something's wrong with the wheel.
Check it out, pussycat.
Careful, ***. Don't get a migraine.
-Aah! -*** go round and round...
...and where he stops-- Ah, who cares?
You've been spared, my inner tube of love.
Is it just me or do skunk puns stink worse than regular ones?
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
You lost it all for me.
And how dare you make doggy logs under my chair.
[KICK]
[GASPS]
[WHISTLE TWEETS]
[CROWD CHEERING]
SYLVESTER: I was busy circling in on the culprit.
Sheesh. What a pain in the asphalt.
GUARD: Attention.
This woman is no winner. She is a thief.
But I'm innocent.
Then explain this, Granny.
The stolen wheel that you've stolen back several times.
And I'm really getting tired of it.
SYLVESTER: Just as I was about to put it all together...
...that stupid bird upstaged me.
GRANNY: You see I thought that they, well-- I--
I simply can't-- Wait. Yes, I can.
It's all here in this teeny little ball, which is magnetic.
And since it's platinum...
...it can only be the rigged roulette ball...
...that goes with the famed platinum roulette wheel.
ALL: Le gasp!
I'm surprised anyone understood that.
I was just winging it.
And now, dramatic close-ups of the suspects.
SYLVESTER: I knew who it was,
but I couldn't figure out the motive.
GRANNY: There is one person crafty enough to cause all this fuss.
Silas Micawber.
ALL: But why?
The cut-rate Houdini done it.
You never forgave me for exposing your fraudulent
mind-reading trick, did you?
I had to do it.
You ruined my career.
I could've been an idol.
Maybe even on a lunch box like The Dukes of Hazzard.
'Cause of you, I've been reduced to playing dumps like this.
Okay, Micawber.
You're heading for hard time in the Monte Carlo brig.
Only one sauce per meal.
What about the wheel?
Uh, a little polish...
...some points and plugs and, uh, she'll be as good as new.
A Grand Prix victory.
Oh, goodness, what a titillation.
Where's Sylvester?
Oh, he's around somewhere.
Oh.
[YELLING]
[THUD]
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
We'll never be apart again.
Oh, no!
Ah, *** love.